I am not human

a pregnant woman

"symptom?"

"Nauseous, retching, unable to eat. Indigestion, and always lack of energy." Jiufang Ziyan looked at the doctor nervously, firmly holding Liao Qingshu's hand, "Can we start preparing the nest?"

The doctor looked up at the sallow half-demon Qiongqi next to him, sighed, and silently prescribed two courses of hair-removing cream.

two complaints

"Hua Fei, let me tell you, I'm really going to turn against Jiufang! He is too much! What's wrong with me being Qiongqi? What's wrong with me being a mixed race Qiongqi? You can't eat chocolate if you look like a cat Did he throw away my coffee! Confiscated my sugar! He didn’t let me drink milk, insisted that I would be lactose intolerant! ——Fuck me, I’m lactose intolerant! That’s fine, even desserts and seafood Don’t let me eat it... I don’t use salt in cooking at home... It’s rare to make me a small cake, and it uses potatoes and beef! Potatoes! Beef! Cake! Who can eat it! It’s so inhumane! I’ve decided , I will move out tomorrow, I have already agreed with Xiaolin... Hey, Jiufang, when were you here? You, what are you doing, don't come here... Hey, it's so comfortable, use more strength, ah ...scratch here, scratch here, chin...well, it's comfortable..."

Hearing the snoring sound coming from the other end of the phone, Hua Fei hung up the phone angrily.

Three Hearts Breakfast (1)

After discovering for the fifth time that her breakfast cereal circle had been replaced by Suli Gao*, Liao Qingshu finally couldn't bear it and beat Jiufang Ziyan.

Four Hearts Breakfast (2)

So the next day, he found that all the Solico in the box were gone.

Instead, full of longing*.

Liao Qingshu was very moved, and went to buy a masturbation cup for Jiufang Ziyan.

PS: "Longing" and "Su Li Gao" are both good cat food, recommended to those who have masters! (This is really not an advertisement)

Five obsessive-compulsive disorder

"Liao Qingshu, don't be obsessed anymore." Looking at the painfully struggling big cat in front of him, Jiufang Ziyan's voice was full of cruel calm, "You can't do it, don't force it anymore. Come back soon!"

"No." Liao Qingshu shook her head in pain, "Jiufang, you don't understand! I must do this! My heart tells me that I must do it!"

"You can't do it, Liao Qingshu." Jiufang Ziyan shook his head, "Why do you..."

"This is what I must do!" Liao Qingshu growled unwillingly and stubbornly.

"What if you really can't do it?"

"Then I'd rather die!"

Jiufang Ziyan clenched his fists, hesitated for a long time, and finally stopped persuading.

Then quietly watched the shrunken half-demon Qiongqi, who was 1.4 meters long, desperately trying to stuff himself into a delivery box less than half a meter long.

The Consciousness of the Six Demons

Jiufang Ziyan was amazed by Liao Qingshu's strong obsession with "stuffing himself into that express box".

What surprised him even more was that he actually forced himself into it!

"Is there something wrong with your brain?" Xiao Hei, who came to visit, had black lines all over his head, "You are a half-demon after all, you can't even change your size?"

Liao Qingshu tried hard to put her hind feet on top of her head: "..."

The Consciousness of Seven Cats

"Jiufang Ziyan." Liao Qingshu's voice was very serious, "I have to talk to you."

"I'll tell you something today! I'm Qiongqi, half-demon Qiongqi! I'm not a tiger and I'm not a big cat! I won't drink the water in the toilet, let alone jump on cockroaches! Put your cat Get the drinking fountains and those fucking toys away! These are insults to me!"

"Okay, okay, I got it." Jiufang Ziyan said impatiently, "I'll give you three seconds to roll off Xiaobu's cat climbing frame!"

Eight rice dumplings

"I really regret demonizing, really." On the Dragon Boat Festival, Liao Qingshu called Hua Fei again, wanting to cry, "It's okay to be forced to avoid food, but now I don't even have to eat zongzi for this festival..."

Hua Fei expressed his distress: "Your family doesn't give you glutinous rice."

"I can still eat some glutinous rice." Liao Qingshu complained tearfully, "The problem is that he won't let me eat pork, egg yolk, red dates and sugar! Then I can eat a woolen rice dumpling!"

Hua Fei: "..."

Nine to your sister's Dragon Boat Festival

Liao Qingshu said that the dispute between salty and sweet doesn't matter.

Anyway, he can't eat it [Ban Shou]

PS:

The first revision of "I am not" has been completed~ some plots and character settings have been changed, and the interaction between the male protagonists has been added (some emotional scenes have been added). Interested little angels are welcome to look back and watch, maybe you will find surprises !

It is a pity that I accidentally erased a lot of fragments while editing the text, as if the footprints left behind have been wiped away.However, when you think about it again, some things are not so easy to be erased. The previous check-in, entanglement, and gratitude, they have always been there, and since they have existed, they will not disappear, eh [forced self-comfort].

Thanks again for your patience and resilience to read this far, you are strong, really!

Finally, put the contact address with the cheek again:

Penguin Exchange Group: Shanhai Management Office (crying for warmth!)

Weibo @正饼饼海阴（Welcome to play~）

There will be an update in July, and I hope to meet you again.Stones have no fire, water has no waves, green mountains and green waters, see you soon!