I am not human
Chapter 112 I am not human
That day, Jiufang Ziyan was dragged back by his director.
The first time he was in a coma, Lao Zhan took out his mobile phone and miraculously unlocked the lock screen with his cat's paw, and made a call to Jiufang Zhongjun, who was hundreds of kilometers away.The dwarf firethorn was in charge of communication, with dozens of mouths chattering together, which almost scared Jiu Fang Zhongjun into a schizophrenic.Later, Lin Hongle, who was still next to him, managed to find Muman, and Muman relied on Pyrothorn to locate Jiufang Ziyan, and Jiufang Zhongjun was able to rush to collect the corpse... No, to save people.
But to be honest, Jiufang Ziyan's condition was really not good at that time, he lost a lot of blood, and his intestines were all over the floor. If Jiufang Zhongjun hadn't borrowed his way to the underworld and ran through the red lights all the way to come here in time, I am afraid that Jiufang Ziyan would really have only The body was collected.
Mu Man also rushed over with Jiufang Zhongjun, and helped Jiufang Ziyan pick up the intestines very disgustingly, and then directly plucked a handful of fruits from the firethorn, crushed them into thousands of light spots, and sprinkled Jiufang Ziyan full of blood stains On the body of the bulldog, the dog's life was recovered, but the wound still needs to be treated.
The wound was full of evil spirit, this kind of situation is not something that ordinary hospitals can handle.The first thing Jiufang Zhongjun thought of was to contact the Security Department, but no one answered the phone calls, and there was no familiar nanny in this city, so he had no choice but to drive this half-dead guy back with his pickup truck. It comes with a ghost, a holy tree, and a genetically modified tree demon. Along the way, I worry about whether I will be stopped by the traffic police in the underworld.Muman was sitting in the passenger seat, rubbing against the WiFi that came from nowhere, concentrating on picking up the knife, and suddenly said: "He's talking."
"What?" Jiufang Zhongjun asked strangely, "You mean that red fruit tree?"
"It's not it, it's the sunglasses." Muman didn't look up, "He's calling a name."
Jiufang Zhongjun frowned, and looked back at Jiufang Ziyan.The man was lying on the back seat unconsciously with his shirt on. From his perspective, he could only see his waist and abdomen wrapped in white bandages.Did this guy say something?Jiufang Zhongjun listened carefully, but he didn't hear anything.
"Some sounds cannot be heard with ears alone, and some things cannot be seen with eyes alone. You humans are sometimes so stupid that people don't know what to say." Muman turned his head and looked out the car window.Across a layer of glass, countless ghosts are coming and going, the cycle of life and death, the continuous flow, the two worlds that should be very clear, but at this moment, they are mixed together.
"If you throw those sunglasses out now, he should also become one of them." Muman said listlessly, "It's really a bad habit for a living person to wear the underworld, especially if he is going to die now Not alive."
"If I want to die, what can I do!" Jiufang Chongjun roared, "I didn't know that I brought a fake breast! If I knew it, I might as well bring Xiao Hei!"
"His spiritual power is exhausted, and it's useless for you to bring anyone with you." Mu Man said coolly, "Have you played "Touken Ranbu"? Different swords have different difficulties in repairing. He has to fight Knife-level... besides, I'm not unwilling to save, whoever told me to save the senior last time was warned by the chief of order, not to mention losing a cherry blossom forest alone, and inexplicably carried 2 yuan on my back Debts..."
"I know! I know!" Jiu Fang Zhongjun reached out to wipe the sweat off his forehead, "I don't blame you, I don't blame your head office, okay?"
Muman gave an expressionless "Oh" and continued to stare out the window.Through a layer of glass, seeing ghosts coming and going, life and death flowing, people can't help but feel emotional: "In the past, people, whether they were humans or demons, were very afraid of death, and it was hard to hear anything like opening a way in the underworld. I’ve never heard of it, at most it’s just a view of Luoyin. It’s not like now, there are highways everywhere.”
"If there are more people watching Luoyin, of course there will be a way." Jiufang Zhongjun said casually, "Let's not mention talented human beings. There are quite a few half-demons who can enter the underworld. You must understand the development of resources and use it."
"It always feels a little ironic when you say this from your mouth." Muman suddenly became a little interested and asked, "By the way, what does the world look like in the eyes of you half-demons? It's a bit biased." , or more like a monster?"
"It's... hard to say." Jiufang Zhongjun replied after a moment of pondering, "Half-monsters all have a process of awakening. Before awakening, we are no different from ordinary people. We should eat and drink. Until one day, something suddenly became wrong—either suddenly had the power of hell, or accidentally watched Yin, in short, it was the sudden appearance of abilities and talents, which made us and the world look different."
"And then?" Muman asked curiously.
"Then? Then everything changed. The boundaries between yin and yang will be blurred, the existence of black and white will be confused, and the inherent values will be impacted. It's like walking to a fork in the road that matters. , nobody knows which way we'll go."
"Being a man or a demon? It's really an old-fashioned option." Muman showed a lack of interest again, lowered his head and swiped his phone, Jiufang Zhongjun took the time to squint at him: "That's not the way to say it."
"Ok?"
"Not for human beings, nor for demons." Jiufang Zhongjun steered the steering wheel seriously, "Only the half-demon knows the answer to the half-demon."
Muman looked at him puzzled for a while, then lowered his head again: "It's inexplicable."
Jiu Fang Zhongjun smiled wordlessly, but there was still lingering worry and anxiety in his brows and eyes, and his eyes frequently swept to the back seat.Seeing this, Muman stopped talking and patted him on the shoulder in a rare and friendly way. Suddenly, he heard a bell ringing in Jiufang Zhongjun's pocket.
"It's a text message." Jiu Fang Zhongjun said to Mu Man, "Come and see it for me."
Muman took out the phone according to his words, unlocked it and took a look, the corners of his eyes twitched: "It's a text message from Wei Ximing."
"Chief of Order?" Jiufang Zhongjun was taken aback, the car twisted into an S shape on the road, "What did he say?"
"He scolded you for being out of your mind." Muman conveyed honestly, "traveling through the underworld without saying hello, which caused him to be complained by the chief order next door."
"……that's it?"
"He also scolded you for being heartless, for not knowing to cover up the license plate when you ran a red light."
"If I block the license plate, I can't go on the road!" Jiufang Zhongjun wailed, "Is there any more?"
"He also told you to be careful." Muman swiped down the screen, "He said he would come to you after the final exam."
Jiufang Zhongjun shook his hand, and twisted out in an S shape again, almost colliding with the car behind him.
"Can I not?" He held the steering wheel and wanted to cry.
However, it wasn't until they returned to the management office of the mountain that Jiufang Zhongjun realized that the order leader's invitation to drink tea was far from what they should worry about now, and they couldn't even make a fraction of it.
It's just a time of back and forth, and the whole world has gone crazy.
While he was busy dragging Jiufang Ziyan back, a big turmoil broke out in city A. Many offices in the city were attacked by monsters and half-demons. All the main persons in charge were seriously injured. Fortunately, no one died. .
But soon, things got out of hand.More than ten hours later, the news of various monster races attacking humans came. Although the news was deliberately concealed, Jiufang Zhongjun could still smell the strong smell of blood hidden under the words through the computer screen—— It's not at the same level as the previous petty fights.
After a few more hours, the Wanwu Academy finally took action.On the one hand, they urgently called back all the security officers and exorcists sent to Europe and the United States to mediate. On the other hand, they demanded negotiations with the blood clan on the grounds that vampires were involved in the attack.According to the news heard by Jiufang Zhongjun, although the attack has violated the "Peace Contract", the academy actually only wants to warn these vampires to restrain their own people, and has no intention of turning their faces. After all, things are going on everywhere now. They really don't have the extra energy to hunt down this large group of fangs.Unexpectedly, those vampires took the wrong medicine in excitement and unilaterally broke the contract without stopping. Not only did they flatly refuse to negotiate, they even directly attacked the exorcist who hadn't left yet.The two major departments were caught off guard and suffered a big loss. When they fought back, they had already lost the advantage of being the first mover.To make matters worse, this also meant that most of the troops of the All Things Academy were confined to distant lands.
The Academy of Everything was struggling, so it had no choice but to start using junior college students who had not yet graduated. At the same time, it tried to call back the exorcists dispatched across the country as much as possible, trying to rearrange its troops to deal with more frequent and brutal attacks.As a result, not many people were transferred back, and various offices and branches were attacked one after another, and they were not as lucky as before—the offices and branches that were raided basically ended in group destruction.
The only good thing is that the Shanguan Office has not been attacked. Firstly, it is a zombie unit. Even if it has more money now, it is a zombie unit with some money; secondly, they have SSR, Thor Now every day, he guards the door like a watchdog, avoids passers-by, and barks his teeth when he sees monsters. Within a radius of 500 meters, no non-human dares to approach.
After a full 48 hours, Jiufang Ziyan finally woke up, the first thing he did when he woke up was to find Liao Qingshu, and Xiao Hei was so annoyed that he almost slapped him and passed out.Cooperating with Firethorn's endless narration, everyone finally learned the whole story from Jiufang Ziyan. Jiufang Zhongjun rolled his eyes and thought for a long time, and finally decided to abide by the duty of a good half-demon and call the security office first. Ministry, if the Ministry of Security can't solve it, let's talk about it.
And it was this call that allowed them to receive the most frightening news in the past few dozen hours-the exorcism department exploded.
"The Exorcism Department is blown up." Facing everyone's unbelievable gazes, Xu Moyi held his phone and repeated word for word, "Miaofei said, the headquarters of the Exorcism Department has been captured, and now the entire School of Everything is not good. gone."
The first time he was in a coma, Lao Zhan took out his mobile phone and miraculously unlocked the lock screen with his cat's paw, and made a call to Jiufang Zhongjun, who was hundreds of kilometers away.The dwarf firethorn was in charge of communication, with dozens of mouths chattering together, which almost scared Jiu Fang Zhongjun into a schizophrenic.Later, Lin Hongle, who was still next to him, managed to find Muman, and Muman relied on Pyrothorn to locate Jiufang Ziyan, and Jiufang Zhongjun was able to rush to collect the corpse... No, to save people.
But to be honest, Jiufang Ziyan's condition was really not good at that time, he lost a lot of blood, and his intestines were all over the floor. If Jiufang Zhongjun hadn't borrowed his way to the underworld and ran through the red lights all the way to come here in time, I am afraid that Jiufang Ziyan would really have only The body was collected.
Mu Man also rushed over with Jiufang Zhongjun, and helped Jiufang Ziyan pick up the intestines very disgustingly, and then directly plucked a handful of fruits from the firethorn, crushed them into thousands of light spots, and sprinkled Jiufang Ziyan full of blood stains On the body of the bulldog, the dog's life was recovered, but the wound still needs to be treated.
The wound was full of evil spirit, this kind of situation is not something that ordinary hospitals can handle.The first thing Jiufang Zhongjun thought of was to contact the Security Department, but no one answered the phone calls, and there was no familiar nanny in this city, so he had no choice but to drive this half-dead guy back with his pickup truck. It comes with a ghost, a holy tree, and a genetically modified tree demon. Along the way, I worry about whether I will be stopped by the traffic police in the underworld.Muman was sitting in the passenger seat, rubbing against the WiFi that came from nowhere, concentrating on picking up the knife, and suddenly said: "He's talking."
"What?" Jiufang Zhongjun asked strangely, "You mean that red fruit tree?"
"It's not it, it's the sunglasses." Muman didn't look up, "He's calling a name."
Jiufang Zhongjun frowned, and looked back at Jiufang Ziyan.The man was lying on the back seat unconsciously with his shirt on. From his perspective, he could only see his waist and abdomen wrapped in white bandages.Did this guy say something?Jiufang Zhongjun listened carefully, but he didn't hear anything.
"Some sounds cannot be heard with ears alone, and some things cannot be seen with eyes alone. You humans are sometimes so stupid that people don't know what to say." Muman turned his head and looked out the car window.Across a layer of glass, countless ghosts are coming and going, the cycle of life and death, the continuous flow, the two worlds that should be very clear, but at this moment, they are mixed together.
"If you throw those sunglasses out now, he should also become one of them." Muman said listlessly, "It's really a bad habit for a living person to wear the underworld, especially if he is going to die now Not alive."
"If I want to die, what can I do!" Jiufang Chongjun roared, "I didn't know that I brought a fake breast! If I knew it, I might as well bring Xiao Hei!"
"His spiritual power is exhausted, and it's useless for you to bring anyone with you." Mu Man said coolly, "Have you played "Touken Ranbu"? Different swords have different difficulties in repairing. He has to fight Knife-level... besides, I'm not unwilling to save, whoever told me to save the senior last time was warned by the chief of order, not to mention losing a cherry blossom forest alone, and inexplicably carried 2 yuan on my back Debts..."
"I know! I know!" Jiu Fang Zhongjun reached out to wipe the sweat off his forehead, "I don't blame you, I don't blame your head office, okay?"
Muman gave an expressionless "Oh" and continued to stare out the window.Through a layer of glass, seeing ghosts coming and going, life and death flowing, people can't help but feel emotional: "In the past, people, whether they were humans or demons, were very afraid of death, and it was hard to hear anything like opening a way in the underworld. I’ve never heard of it, at most it’s just a view of Luoyin. It’s not like now, there are highways everywhere.”
"If there are more people watching Luoyin, of course there will be a way." Jiufang Zhongjun said casually, "Let's not mention talented human beings. There are quite a few half-demons who can enter the underworld. You must understand the development of resources and use it."
"It always feels a little ironic when you say this from your mouth." Muman suddenly became a little interested and asked, "By the way, what does the world look like in the eyes of you half-demons? It's a bit biased." , or more like a monster?"
"It's... hard to say." Jiufang Zhongjun replied after a moment of pondering, "Half-monsters all have a process of awakening. Before awakening, we are no different from ordinary people. We should eat and drink. Until one day, something suddenly became wrong—either suddenly had the power of hell, or accidentally watched Yin, in short, it was the sudden appearance of abilities and talents, which made us and the world look different."
"And then?" Muman asked curiously.
"Then? Then everything changed. The boundaries between yin and yang will be blurred, the existence of black and white will be confused, and the inherent values will be impacted. It's like walking to a fork in the road that matters. , nobody knows which way we'll go."
"Being a man or a demon? It's really an old-fashioned option." Muman showed a lack of interest again, lowered his head and swiped his phone, Jiufang Zhongjun took the time to squint at him: "That's not the way to say it."
"Ok?"
"Not for human beings, nor for demons." Jiufang Zhongjun steered the steering wheel seriously, "Only the half-demon knows the answer to the half-demon."
Muman looked at him puzzled for a while, then lowered his head again: "It's inexplicable."
Jiu Fang Zhongjun smiled wordlessly, but there was still lingering worry and anxiety in his brows and eyes, and his eyes frequently swept to the back seat.Seeing this, Muman stopped talking and patted him on the shoulder in a rare and friendly way. Suddenly, he heard a bell ringing in Jiufang Zhongjun's pocket.
"It's a text message." Jiu Fang Zhongjun said to Mu Man, "Come and see it for me."
Muman took out the phone according to his words, unlocked it and took a look, the corners of his eyes twitched: "It's a text message from Wei Ximing."
"Chief of Order?" Jiufang Zhongjun was taken aback, the car twisted into an S shape on the road, "What did he say?"
"He scolded you for being out of your mind." Muman conveyed honestly, "traveling through the underworld without saying hello, which caused him to be complained by the chief order next door."
"……that's it?"
"He also scolded you for being heartless, for not knowing to cover up the license plate when you ran a red light."
"If I block the license plate, I can't go on the road!" Jiufang Zhongjun wailed, "Is there any more?"
"He also told you to be careful." Muman swiped down the screen, "He said he would come to you after the final exam."
Jiufang Zhongjun shook his hand, and twisted out in an S shape again, almost colliding with the car behind him.
"Can I not?" He held the steering wheel and wanted to cry.
However, it wasn't until they returned to the management office of the mountain that Jiufang Zhongjun realized that the order leader's invitation to drink tea was far from what they should worry about now, and they couldn't even make a fraction of it.
It's just a time of back and forth, and the whole world has gone crazy.
While he was busy dragging Jiufang Ziyan back, a big turmoil broke out in city A. Many offices in the city were attacked by monsters and half-demons. All the main persons in charge were seriously injured. Fortunately, no one died. .
But soon, things got out of hand.More than ten hours later, the news of various monster races attacking humans came. Although the news was deliberately concealed, Jiufang Zhongjun could still smell the strong smell of blood hidden under the words through the computer screen—— It's not at the same level as the previous petty fights.
After a few more hours, the Wanwu Academy finally took action.On the one hand, they urgently called back all the security officers and exorcists sent to Europe and the United States to mediate. On the other hand, they demanded negotiations with the blood clan on the grounds that vampires were involved in the attack.According to the news heard by Jiufang Zhongjun, although the attack has violated the "Peace Contract", the academy actually only wants to warn these vampires to restrain their own people, and has no intention of turning their faces. After all, things are going on everywhere now. They really don't have the extra energy to hunt down this large group of fangs.Unexpectedly, those vampires took the wrong medicine in excitement and unilaterally broke the contract without stopping. Not only did they flatly refuse to negotiate, they even directly attacked the exorcist who hadn't left yet.The two major departments were caught off guard and suffered a big loss. When they fought back, they had already lost the advantage of being the first mover.To make matters worse, this also meant that most of the troops of the All Things Academy were confined to distant lands.
The Academy of Everything was struggling, so it had no choice but to start using junior college students who had not yet graduated. At the same time, it tried to call back the exorcists dispatched across the country as much as possible, trying to rearrange its troops to deal with more frequent and brutal attacks.As a result, not many people were transferred back, and various offices and branches were attacked one after another, and they were not as lucky as before—the offices and branches that were raided basically ended in group destruction.
The only good thing is that the Shanguan Office has not been attacked. Firstly, it is a zombie unit. Even if it has more money now, it is a zombie unit with some money; secondly, they have SSR, Thor Now every day, he guards the door like a watchdog, avoids passers-by, and barks his teeth when he sees monsters. Within a radius of 500 meters, no non-human dares to approach.
After a full 48 hours, Jiufang Ziyan finally woke up, the first thing he did when he woke up was to find Liao Qingshu, and Xiao Hei was so annoyed that he almost slapped him and passed out.Cooperating with Firethorn's endless narration, everyone finally learned the whole story from Jiufang Ziyan. Jiufang Zhongjun rolled his eyes and thought for a long time, and finally decided to abide by the duty of a good half-demon and call the security office first. Ministry, if the Ministry of Security can't solve it, let's talk about it.
And it was this call that allowed them to receive the most frightening news in the past few dozen hours-the exorcism department exploded.
"The Exorcism Department is blown up." Facing everyone's unbelievable gazes, Xu Moyi held his phone and repeated word for word, "Miaofei said, the headquarters of the Exorcism Department has been captured, and now the entire School of Everything is not good. gone."
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