I am not human

It was more than ten hours before Liao Qingshu regained consciousness.

This made Jiufang Ziyan restless for a while.

The world of mountains and seas is connected with dreams.Theoretically speaking, leaving the mountain and sea world is equivalent to waking up from a dream, and one should regain consciousness after waking up from a dream.But Liao Qingshu, after leaving the mountain and sea world, slept like a dead pig for more than ten hours.

Jiufang Ziyan waited for him by the bed with a sullen face, finally seeing Liao Qingshu wake up, he was so angry that he almost knocked him unconscious again.

"You pig, you can sleep like that." He gave Liao Qingshu water with a stinky face, "How do you feel? Is there any discomfort?"

Liao Qingshu shook her head wordlessly, sipping water little by little, and saw a few golden silk threads wrapped around her wrist on the left side, and a string of coral beads on her right hand.He raised his right hand and took a closer look. There were fourteen round red beads, and there were a few disciple beads on the bottom of the tee.

"Is this a Buddhist bead?" He asked curiously.Jiufang Ziyan nodded: "Xuan Ni gave it to you, and said it will be useful to you."

"Oh, so." Liao Qingshu nodded indifferently, lowered her eyes, not knowing what to think.

"Are you okay?" Jiufang Ziyan looked him up and down, "Do you want something to eat?"

Liao Qingshu shook his head, got up unsteadily, and wanted to go to the bathroom. Just as he opened the door, he heard Xu Moyi's voice from Jiufang Ziyan's living room: "Are you sure you ran away? Are you gone? Then what should I do?" manage?"

"Toumman has already searched, but we really can't find anyone else." Lin Hongle said, "Or, with our ability, we can't find anyone else."

"Then what should we do!" Xu Moyi said anxiously, "Then what should we do with this thing?"

Xiao Hei lay on the back of the chair and lazily said: "It's not difficult to deal with, just find a trash can and throw it in, how convenient it is."

"It's time like this, so don't talk about what's there." Lin Hongle's voice was worried, "My idea is that since this is something in the sky, then we have to find a way to send it back. I don't remember. If it's wrong, the Jiufang family has a way to communicate with the heavens, right?"

"But didn't you say that General Lei came down secretly to find the box?" Xu Moyi said, "If you just send it back like this, wouldn't General Lei's affairs be revealed?"

"Let him die." Xiao Hei said indifferently.

"???" Liao Qingshu walked into the living room in a daze, and asked, "What are you talking about?"

"It's the jade box, the one that seals the Queen Mother of the West." Lin Hongle explained to him, "We don't know what to do with it now."

"Give it to Jiu Fanglei." Liao Qingshu took it for granted, "Isn't that why he came here?"

"That's the problem." Jiufang Ziyan followed him into the living room, moved Liao Qingshu to a chair, pushed him on it, and continued, "As soon as we left the mountain and sea boundary, the substitute Lei Jiang ran away. It's gone."

"Run away?!" Liao Qingshu was surprised, "Where's the box?"

Lin Hong said happily: "Thunder God sent the box back to the Shanhai Realm, and Kaiming is now taking care of it. The ball-like key was returned to Langgan."

"Then what should we do?" Liao Qingshu subconsciously asked the same question as Xu Moyi.The gloomy Jiufang Zhongjun who was stuck on the sofa rubbed his big black face vigorously, and climbed up from the sofa firmly: "Anyway, I'll go back to my home first. Anyway, I will tell my home when I find out about this matter." .As for whether to contact the higher authorities, it depends on what they think. Anyway, we can't make the decision..."

Liao Qingshu silently turned the coral beads on her wrist, her eyes flickered, and she suddenly said: "Before that, should we say hello to Langgan first?"

Jiu Fang Zhongjun paused, and everyone's eyes fell on Liao Qingshu.Jiufang Ziyan frowned: "What do you mean?"

"That box was made by Langgan." Liao Qing said calmly, "Langgan has the final right to interpret it. If he thinks this box cannot leave the mountain and sea world..."

"Then even if Tianjie wants to come forward and take away the box, he has to think twice." Xiao Hei continued thoughtfully, and gave Liao Qingshu a compliment, "You can have this!"

"Wait, I still don't understand!" Xu Moyi said in a panic, "What right of interpretation? Why does Langgan think that the box cannot leave the mountain and sea world?"

"He can think so." Lin Hongle explained for her, "Anyway, he made the box. As long as he insists that the seal of the box will be invalid when it leaves the mountain and sea world, who will refute it? In this way, no matter whether Jiu Fanglei and Whether or not the matter of the box has been reported to the Heavenly Court, the Jiufang family will not take the box out of the Mountain Sea Realm."

"You can't just seal the world of mountains and seas." Jiufang Ziyan raised his eyebrows, "There are half gods in it, and I wouldn't dare to lend them a hundred courage."

"Then what if the Heaven Realm finds out about this and asks for the closure of the Mountain and Sea Realm? The Queen Mother of the West has already made up her mind to abandon that half of herself, hasn't she?" Jiu Fang Chongjun was still worried.Xiao Hei waved his hand at him: "Don't worry, I know that woman, because she doesn't want it, that's why she won't just sit back and watch the Mountain and Sea Realm be sealed off. She is extremely cautious, what do you tell her? It's permanent, once and for all." Ah, she won’t believe anything. You have to reserve a VIP seat for her, and let the blue bird fly down every 800 years to have a look, so that she can feel a little more at ease.”

"So..." Xu Moyi finally understood, "Is the Mountain Management Office saved?"

"It's more than just being saved." Lin Hongle sighed, "This thigh is so thick that it can't be any thicker, okay?"

"Thank you for that fine woman." Xiao Hei tilted his head and blinked at Liao Qingshu, "Long live the Queen Mother of the West?"

"Long live, long live, long live." Liao Qingshu echoed casually, and looked up at Jiu Fang Chongjun, "Director, don't you want to go back to Jiu Fang's house?"

"—Yes, that's right, Jiufang's house!" Jiufang Chongjun jumped up when he came back to his senses, his dark face was shining brightly, and he ran to the door with his slippers on, "I'm going to Jiufang's house now! Yi, hurry up and book a hotel! Just the one from last time! Call Muman too!"

"Why did you call that wood, it obviously didn't do anything." Jiufang Ziyan complained, but the corners of his mouth were raised, and he raised his hand to pat Liao Qingshu's shoulder, "You can do it, kid, I want it all!"

"Hmm!" As soon as his hand touched Liao Qingshu's shoulder, Liao Qingshu flinched involuntarily, with a pained expression on his face.Jiufang Ziyan was taken aback, and hurriedly said, "Are you okay? What's wrong?"

Liao Qingshu shook her head forbearance, stood up with difficulty, and walked to the bathroom with three steps: "I need to go to the bathroom, I'm in a hurry...don't touch me again, please, if you touch me again, I'll leak... ..."

Jiufang Ziyan: "..."

The day after Jiufang Zhongjun reported the box to Jiufang's family, two disciples of Jiufang who exuded an elite aura from head to toe came to visit and asked to enter the mountain and sea realm to talk to Langgan.

So Langgan became the hero of the entire mountain management office.

The few boxes of novels and comics that Lin Hongle brought him finally had some effect, supporting him to talk a lot with the two nine-party disciples, Balabala, from the creation of Pangu to the twilight of the gods, from the dragon veins hidden deep in the planet. Looking at the seven rings left behind in the world, the final conclusion is that this jade box is his "horcrux", which is closely related to his life and echoes each other. Once the jade box is more than 500 meters away from him, he will He will die because of the loss of the "Horcrux", and the jade box will completely lose its function, releasing the big demon sealed inside... No, Queen Mother of the West.

Liao Qingshu didn't know what else was going on.Anyway, after three hours, the two elite Jiufang left with a solemn face.Later, the Jiufang family never mentioned closing down the Shanguan Office, but silently increased the budget a lot.

"Until that day, I didn't realize how talented I am in storytelling." A few years later, Lang Gan wrote in his memoirs, "When those unbelievable words flowed out of my mouth naturally like a stream, At that time, I felt a kind of pleasure that I had never had before. This pleasure does not come from reading, but from expression; not from patchwork, but from construction; not from following the rules, but from the imagination. From that One day, I finally made up my mind and picked up my pen..."

No one in the management office of this memoir can see it for the time being, but this does not prevent their admiration and love for Langgan from flowing like a continuous river.And not long after, another mountain and sea beast received the same treatment—that lonely artist, You Qua Shi Kai.

Shi Kai's formalities for going abroad were finally completed, and he boarded the plane gratefully.As a parting gift, he left his house to the people in the management office of the mountain.When he heard the news, Jiufang Chongjun was so moved that he almost cried—God knows how sad it is for his private house to be used as an office, and he dared not take his mother to live on weekends.

On the afternoon of Shi Kaifei's departure, all the members of the Shanguan Office happily moved into the mansion with their families.The house is very large and has many rooms, arranged one by one, even Liao Qingshu has her own independent office.Lin Hongle was assigned a special room for him to sleep in, while the Ancient God of Thunder got the largest bedroom, and happily played Donglei for a long time, almost failing to recruit Order.

At that time, the green halo recovered from the mountain and sea beast was stored in the hair salon next door because there was not enough space in the original office, and it was lucky to escape the fire caused by General Lei.After moving into the new house, Xu Moyi happily brought them all in and placed them on the balcony on the second floor.From a distance, the green bunny is extremely cute.

Xu Moyi loves these little things so much, and has been discussing with Liao Qingshu how to make Bi Guanghuan into an old pile.Liao Qingshu leaned on the railing of the balcony, listened with a smile, glanced down unconsciously, and caught a figure covered with snare drums.

Liao Qingshu: "!!!"

Jiu Fanglei raised his head and quietly made a "shh" gesture to him.

"..." Liao Qingshu frowned, ignored Xu Moyi's inquiry, said hello, and hurried downstairs. As soon as she turned to the balcony, she saw Jiu Fanglei who was about to leave.

"Hey, wait a minute!" Liao Qingshu quickly stopped him, and stepped forward quickly, "Where have you been? We've been looking for you recently."

"It's rare to go down to earth, so I just play around." Jiu Fanglei lowered his head and kicked the stones on the ground.Liao Qingshu asked: "That Queen Mother of the West, what's going on? What about that jade box? Why did you leave the jade box without making a sound?"

"It doesn't matter, anyway, it's pretty good if you handle it now." Jiu Fanglei said indifferently, "Don't worry about the details..."

"These are not details, but the root cause." Liao Qingshu refused to let go, "Great Immortal of Jiufang, what are you thinking?"

"...What I think is actually not important." Jiu Fanglei scratched his face, "You are fine now, and she is fine too, isn't that good?"

Liao Qingshu stared into his eyes, and suddenly understood something: "Great Immortal Jiufang, do you... know about the affairs of the mountain management?"

Jiu Fanglei raised his index finger, made a silent gesture at him, and showed a sly smile: "My own child, who will be covered if I don't."

Liao Qingshu: "..."

"Well, although there were some accidents during the process... but overall, it's still pretty good." Jiu Fanglei sighed with relief.Liao Qingshu pursed her lips: "Thank you."

"No thanks, I talked about my own children's papers. And I also have selfish intentions..." Jiu Fanglei paused, "Well, the tone of that sentence just now seems not right?"

"... Daxian, your Taiwanese accent is not right." Liao Qingshu bit her lip and said to Jiu Fanglei, "Speaking of which, I have to correct one thing with you."

"Ok?"

"We would call ourselves 'even', but that was a long time ago." Liao Qingshu said, "It's not popular anymore."

Jiu Fanglei suddenly realized and nodded, then said to Liao Qingshu: "Since this is the case, then I will correct one thing with you."

"what?"

"It is true that I was a substitute for General Thunder, but that was a long time ago." Jiu Fanglei winked at him, "After another hundred and eighty years, I think there is still hope for becoming the True King of Yuqing."

Looking at Liao Qingshu's astonished gaze, he smiled, took Liao Qingshu's right hand, and patted it lightly on his palm: "Sooner or later, everything you have experienced will become 'a long time ago', as long as you Go forward without fear."

Liao Qingshu felt a tingling pain in her palm.Jiu Fanglei patted his head: "A little heart is not a respect. I ask you to take care of my worthless boy."

The weight on his head was fleeting, Liao Qingshu raised his head suddenly, and Jiu Fanglei was no longer in front of him.

Staring at his palm, a complex look flashed across his eyes.

He closed his eyes, seeing warm red in front of his eyes.He seemed to see the bloody water on the ground behind the wooden door again, the stench was so stench that it was hard to breathe.

At the same time, at a corner two streets away from the new site of the Mountain Management Office, a figure with a small drum hanging slowly emerged in the sunlight.

"In this land, only I can teleport." Wei Ximing was carrying a schoolbag, looking at Jiu Fanglei who suddenly appeared on his way home, his childish face was full of indifference.

"If you want to stop me, I won't show up here." Jiu Fanglei smiled at him with folded arms.Wei Ximing turned his head: "I'm just a little curious about how shameless the guy who dared to steal the sealed jade box from the South Prison and secretly brought it to the human world is."

He passed Jiu Fanglei, and walked forward without looking sideways: "I have seen many idiots, but not many desperate ones, and now I count you as one. Welcome to the Dragon Terrace, sir."

"It's not a crime to die, it should be just a downgrade." Jiu Fanglei shrugged, "After all, I can be regarded as solving a small trouble for the Queen Mother of the West."

Wei Ximing paused and looked back at him: "Is it worth it? Just for a woman who can't even be called complete?"

"Isn't that what you said? I also have considerations for my children and grandchildren. It is not a good thing to seal off the mountains and seas...Of course, part of it is for her." Jiu Fanglei said, "You don't know, Nan Prison also Well, it doesn’t matter whether it’s the jade box, in fact, it can’t hold her at all. She was locked in the jade box, but the cry she uttered could spread throughout the entire heavenly court. "

He looked at Wei Ximing seriously: "She shouldn't be locked up in such a small place."

"Put it in a jade box and throw her into the mountain and sea realm?" Wei Ximing sneered, "Transferring from one cage to another, is this your mercy?"

"There is a taste of hometown in the world of mountains and seas, and she will sleep peacefully there." Jiu Fanglei tapped his palms with a small hammer as he walked, "This world is a series of cages. There is no freedom, only peace. The most we can do is to choose the most comfortable one among the countless cages. In this regard, she may be happier than us. Unlike some people, tossing and turning, trying to escape, but Still restless."

Wei Ximing gave him a sideways glance, and walked forward on his own: "Nonsense."

"Perhaps." Jiu Fanglei shrugged, "Sir, you must not understand such a feeling."

"Well, I don't understand." Wei Ximing didn't turn his head back, "I don't understand what you are talking about at all. Go back to heaven, or I will call someone."

Jiu Fanglei showed a wry smile, looked at Wei Ximing's back in silence for a while, and then sighed suddenly.He said softly, "Troubleshooting", and his figure disappeared immediately.

Wei Ximing turned his head halfway, looked at the place where he disappeared, stayed for a while, then lowered his head again, spread his five fingers, staring at his own small palm in a trance.

Stupid people only talk stupid things.How could he not understand these feelings.

After all, the world is a cage, but he is the most trapped.