The Emperor and the Rabbit

From then on, the emperor and the little rabbit lived happily ever after.

Every night in the deep palace is filled with ambiguity and extraordinary ambiguity because of the seemingly invisible chants coming from the emperor's bedroom.

The little rabbit has a thin skin, and is always teased by the emperor to get under the bed. The emperor has already laid a good golden soft mattress underneath, and he also sneaks in contentedly, taking the little rabbit huddled in a corner into himself. In his arms, he felt the little rabbit's fluffy round tail before falling into a deep sleep.

The eunuch on duty lamented that he was helpless, and angrily drove away the two male dogs with a broom, cursing: "Damn dogs! Only you want to fall in love!"

However, the atmosphere of wanting to fall in love in the palace has indeed become stronger because of the emperor and the little rabbit...

For example, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince who studies hard...

For example, the commander of the Imperial Forest Army who was crying all day...

On peaceful days, even good things come to visit again and again. All the civil and military officials in the court said that the heavens are beautiful and that the south of the Yangtze River has a good harvest this year. .

In a peaceful and prosperous age, the country is peaceful and the people are safe, the emperor's beloved is embraced again, full of ambition...

However, as time went by, there was still some friction gradually.

One of the frictions originated from the group of pedantic officials in the court.

The peace and prosperity are naturally wonderful, but the officials began to find fault after being idle for a long time.

A booklet was handed over, earnestly urging the emperor to put more emphasis on the country left by his ancestors, and to reproduce more children to stabilize it. Indulging in masculinity and such preferences really hurt the face of the emperor's family.

The emperor was so angry that he flew into a rage: "It's not that the emperor brother who was supposed to reproduce didn't send his son here, I just cleaned up the mess for him, and when the Changting gave the weak crown ceremony, I will claim to be incompetent to retire the emperor, and I won't hold you Pedantic guys worry about it!"

The loyal veterans were so angry that there was a lot of trouble, and there were many people who cried, made trouble, and hanged themselves. The emperor had to hand out pacification papers to each mansion. It was not handed over.

The second friction comes from the little rabbit.

The little rabbit, who shared the pleasures of the world with the emperor every night, has gradually begun to get used to it and take the initiative.This was a good thing, but the emperor underestimated one thing——

The insane fecundity of the rabbit race!

Leaving aside the fact that the little rabbit was always faster than him, this rabbit who kept crying every night had gradually turned the emperor from a thriving man to a withering man.

On this day, the emperor, who was sleep deprived again, braced himself in the hall, accidentally glanced at the pearl curtain, and found that the little rabbit was standing behind, staring at him with a pair of pitiful big eyes, and his heart softened. , He hurriedly went to feed his own rabbit, hey, even if the imperial doctor said that he was weak, he still had to feed Yang Qi!

Recently, the peach blossoms in the imperial garden were in full bloom. After lunch, the emperor took the little rabbit to see them together. Halfway through the viewing, the little rabbit suddenly pulled the emperor into the grove, with another pair of pitiful big eyes.

emperor:"......"

Forest Preget!

After some cloud and rain, the emperor picked up his own rabbit who had fainted, and after feeling deeply that he was so obsessed with sex, he decided to do XX management for the little rabbit in the future.

Then one day, Little Rabbit suddenly didn't like that thing anymore, but became enthusiastic about arranging the room and storing supplements.

The emperor was wondering, the little rabbit smiled shyly, and pointed to his stomach: "My chest is swollen, and it seems that there is a baby in my stomach."

emperor:"......"

emperor:"..........."

How should he explain to him that male rabbits can't get pregnant, and everything is just a false pregnancy? ? ? ?

After a few more years, the emperor really abdicated, and he took the little rabbit to travel around the world, spending time before the moon and the moon, so happy.

One day, the little rabbit and the emperor swam to the vicinity of Tianchong Mountain. They were leaning against a willow tree, bathing their feet in the Liangxi River, talking about love, and rubbing their ears together. Suddenly, two priests descended from the sky, knelt down and clasped their fists at the emperor, writing clearly. : "Greetings to Tianjun."

The emperor looked puzzled: "Who are you, and what do you want from me?"

The magic soldier handed the emperor a purple rhombic mirror, and the emperor took a photo, recalling all the past and the past.

It turned out that his real body was Xiao Tianjun, the only son of Tianchongshan Lord Tianjun. When he was five hundred years old, he asked for his order to go to the mortal world to practice. Before leaving, the God Lord handed him a Linghua mirror and said: " After looking at this magic mirror, you will not be able to remember the memories of the past in the mortal world, and seeing this mirror again means that I want to call you back."

The emperor thanked the two priests and asked, "Do you know why my father asked me to go back?"

The two priests looked distressed, and they didn't want to talk any more, they just said: "The Lord of Heaven said that he wants to discuss the scriptures with the Western Buddhas, and let you go back to represent the heavens."

emperor:"......"

Like father, like son!

......

The two priests were still waiting, and the emperor pulled the little rabbit to the other side of the willow tree, and said, "Since we have settled for a lifetime, we should never be separated, but now my father wants me to go back to the palace, but I still have to Let me ask you, the life in Tiangong is not as chic and free as it is today, and it is not as interesting as in the mortal world, are you still willing to go with you?"

The little rabbit asked, "If I don't want to, what will you do?"

The emperor said: "Of course I won't go back, even if I die, I won't be separated from you."

The little rabbit blushed, and hugged the emperor with a smile: "I am willing, where you are, there is also me..."

Before he finished speaking, his lips were about to meet, and the spring breeze happened to pass by, blowing the willow catkins around, blurring the close-fitting figures under the tree.

The author has something to say: Sahua at the end O(∩_∩)O~~

My brain has become muddled, I seem to feel ooc and bugs, but my brain is down and I won't check it today, and I don't want to check it.

Let’s just leave it like this for the time being, if you want to change it, you have to wait until the mid-term exam is over.....

It’s still the same old routine, if the judge is satisfied, let’s sprinkle a bouquet of flowers (#^.^#)~~~

PS: His Royal Highness is named Ning Changting, it is a little easter egg, and we will meet again in the future~~~

——Continue to update the hard-working author of the eldest son.