The boat of friendship overturned gl

It is not difficult to deal with a group of students, but it is very difficult not to hurt one person, and Su Er still knows his current identity, so he did not attack the students in any way.She just hides, hides in death, this kind of action is even more exciting, this group of students become manic, some of them are just for pure fighting, some are just for fame, and some are just simply going along with others. attack.

After a circle, they didn't even touch Su Er's clothes, but Su Er had already tied up nearly a thousand people with chains that he found out from nowhere. The students were suspended in the air, as if the next second They will be thrown into the big mud pond in front of them.

Ma Lisu gasped when she saw it. If she knew that there was such a big mess at the beginning of the school, she would never let this 'Facebook' become a teacher, and she really didn't know that there was such a big mess right now. What should be explained to the parents of the students.

And she thought again, since 'Facebook' has already made such an action, she might as well take this opportunity to completely break 'Facebook''s relationship with the academy.

"Teacher, save us quickly!"

"It's a monster, teacher be careful!"

Everyone sent signals to Mary Su one after another, which was undoubtedly the best encouragement for Mary Su.Thinking about it, she exchanged glances with the others, and decided to disperse the 'Facebook' to encircle and suppress them.

Su Er also understands that Ma Lisu hates her very much. Since the first meeting, they have never had a good start, and now, she probably wants to make use of it.

But Su Er hadn't fought for too long. Seeing that this group of so-called elite teachers seemed to be attacking her, she felt a little excited in her heart. While thinking about it, these people had rushed up from all directions.

Ma Lisu can control the air flow, one teacher can control the plants, and the other teacher seems to have the ability to predict the future, accurately judge Su Er's next move, and remind everyone.

It is said that Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon of Paradise Academy, Su Er didn't believe it before, but seeing that the three of them have good abilities and are not ordinary people, she had to be a little more serious.

but……

"Why did you hit me!"

"Teacher Ma, don't come here."

The praise in Su Er's heart seemed superfluous, but after walking around a few times with Ghost Shadow Walk, this group of people started to turn upside down.

They were indeed fighting against the enemy together, but Su Er played with them like a ghost, driving them crazy.But in fact, this is just a phantom created by Su Er's ghost step, and her real body is hiding on a big tree at this moment.

Su Er didn't act very leisurely, she was getting in touch with Bai Chi through WeChat, and let her appreciate the beautiful picture in front of her by the way.

Bai Chi: I regret coming with you. (goodbye gesture)

Su Er: Wouldn't it be nice to give you a chance to pretend to be thirteen? (shy expression)

Bai Chi: That's right, I can beat you, and then I'll be hehehe...

Then the happy Bai Chi showed a rippling expression.

Less than 5 minutes later, Bai Chi, who was wearing a regular teacher's uniform of Paradise Academy, appeared. She wore round sunglasses that looked like a fortune teller, and she thought she was very beautiful in posing a poss.

But no one appreciated her beauty, and all their attention was focused on the few people who were fighting.

Bai Chi felt a little embarrassed, she wanted to cough to draw everyone's attention to her, but it seemed that even the man with the very pig head was unwilling to look at her.Bai Chi was very speechless, but he thought that he should face it calmly, so that all the teachers and students could remember him through such a scene.

While thinking about it, she spread her hands flat, closed her eyes gently, and then opened the eyes hidden under the round glasses suddenly.

There was a large group of codes circulating in her eyes, the speed was very fast, and it was impossible to see what the operation was.But at this very moment, the excavator that was stalemate over there moved out of thin air.

People could clearly see that there was no one inside the excavator, but it moved very nimbly and ruthlessly smashed towards Su Er who had turned into a face.

But what it smashed was not the illusion created by Su Er, but the body on the tree where Su Er was hiding, and even the tree was directly destroyed with people.With the sound of a touch, the tree was split open, Su Er naturally escaped, and jumped to the side, patting the dust on her body contentedly, so unhurried.

Bai Chi was stunned, Su Er clearly said to release the water, but she unexpectedly escaped his knowing blow.Could it be that this is not the time to release the water?

Thinking about it, she increased her strength a little, and the code in her eyes bounced out of Baichi's hand continuously, flew towards the excavator, and began to dance around the excavator.

The excavator that was originally rolling smoothly began to vibrate with a humming sound, and the entangled code seemed to be absorbed and reassembled with the mechanical parts.In less than three seconds, the excavator had grown hands and feet, and its height was stretched to the point of being slender.But looking at the material, it's just transferring parts from other places there.

But in fact, this kind of mechanical change needs to consume a lot of CR capacity, because it will change the future fate of this excavator.

It was the first time for Su Er to see Bai Chi's true ability level, and he was also surprised by the use method of this alternative CR ability.She remembered that Bai Chi used electricity, how could he change his appearance through codes?

But in reality, there is not much time for Su Er to continue thinking. This evolved excavator moves faster than before. Bai Chi's movements are in sync with it, and he jumps into the air with his heavy body, as if he wants to step on it. Su Er.

The ground began to shake, people were terrified, and began to search for the position of the CR holder. After looking at it, they finally found Bai Chi behind him who was somewhat different from his surroundings.

Bai Chi was wearing professional attire and wearing a pair of round glasses that looked very sharp. No matter how he looked at it, he couldn't be associated with the beautiful woman in the photo on the ID.Especially the name, it seems that the homonym has some kind of ironic meaning.

No one dares to laugh at this time, because Bai Chi's CR ability has exceeded the normal range of people's cognition of CR ability, but they don't know that Bai Chi has this unique body prosthesis because of his narrow escape from death. ability.

The world is fair, and what is gained is also lost.

Finally, the dean who had not appeared for a long time also appeared with more teachers.

The dean was still smiling, as if he didn't care about leading a group of students to watch Bai Chi and Su Er's wonderful performance without any killing intent in such a venue.

No one expected that this simple opening ceremony would turn into a world war. Su Er was even more puzzled. She just wanted to be an ordinary teacher easily, so why...

There were too many people, even sophomores and above came to watch, on the trees, upstairs, and even some students used their abilities to stand in the air.

Su Er suddenly didn't want to lose, she knew what losing meant.

"Bai Chi, I want to win." While thinking, Su Er had already spoken.

Bai Chi also knew that this was no longer an occasion for pretending to be thirteen. Since they became temporary teachers of this Paradise Academy, they had to show some grades.

It was too late to speak, and at the same time as she was speaking, Su Er's walking shoes were stretched out, and she swooped up along the excavator, as if she was going to deal with the excavator that hindered her victory.

Bai Chi was also aware of her actions, and was busy trying to stop her, but Su Er seemed to have grown wings, and his speed was too fast for people to catch.

Su Er quickly reached the top with a big jump, but she didn't stop there. She clenched her right fist to accumulate strength, and then hit hard towards the top of the excavator.

At that moment, the excavator was completely suppressed and lost its sense of balance. After shaking and shaking, one foot could not help but bend its knee to maintain balance.

The surrounding dust rose, and with the vibration of the excavator, there was a bang bang bang sound, but before Bai Chi had time to catch his breath, Su Er's second blow had already come down.

It was another Xiagou punch, the front of the fist hit the excavator's head fiercely, the parts of the whole machine were sunken in abruptly, making a piercing sound, like the compassion of a robot.

The second time, and the third time, Bai Chi couldn't help calling out, "Facebook, can you slow down!" She couldn't control the robot's movements, and yelled.

But Su Er acted as if he didn't hear it, until the fourth time, when the parts of the excavator were completely screwed together, Su Er stopped.She stood on it, with an elegant and funny smile on her face.

No one dared to laugh, probably the least funny thing they had ever seen.

There was silence in the audience, until a person's applause suddenly appeared under the silence.

All eyes turned to the applauding person, only to find that it was the dean of Paradise Academy.But no one was willing to applaud along with the dean, until the dean said in an unhurried tone: "Thanks to Teacher Facebook and Teacher Bai Chi for their wonderful performance, everyone applauds for their efforts."

Everyone was very surprised, but seeing that the dean seemed to know about the face makeup, they also applauded.The applause was rustling, but it was meaningless.

Su Er didn't care, she knew that the dean was giving her another step down.She just needs to keep the silence she should have...

"Okay, then let's ask the last two temporary teachers to introduce themselves to everyone." The dean said again, gradually bringing the atmosphere into a state of relaxation.

Seeing this, Bai Chi was not polite, she helped the round sunglasses on the bridge of her nose, and in an instant, the excavator that had been beaten into scrap iron reluctantly stretched out its mechanical hand.Bai Chi jumped up and told everyone his name.

"Hi everyone, I'm the temporary teacher of Class S, teaching everyone the theory." Bai Chi smiled and told about the major he was teaching.

The crowd applauded.

Although Bai Chi was completely suppressed by the 'Facebook', that ability was indeed unimaginable.Listening to Bai Chi's class, everyone was even more respectful.

Whether it's the teacher of class S or the students of class S, they are all so respectable.

After finishing speaking, Bai Chi bowed gracefully, then winked at Su Er who was behind him, signaling that it was her turn.

Su Er adjusted the state of his voice changer, and was just about to speak, when he heard a sound of Karma, the top metal of the excavator began to fall down.She was facing the direction of the mud pond. It didn't matter at first, but everyone seemed to remember the hostage who had been forgotten for a long time.

The hostage is the monitor of Class A. As a top student who is only slightly inferior to Class S, she still has a high self-esteem, but she never imagined that for so long just now, no one came to rescue her who was about to fall into the quagmire. .

But now, she still has to watch the remaining metal fall towards her.If there were no accidents, he would probably die miserably.

The monitor of Class A wanted to move, but her legs and feet were no longer in control. Just now, in order to fight against Su Er, she had already used her CR ability almost. Right now, all she could do was watch the huge monster fall towards her.

She closed her eyes, telling her own bad luck in her heart, but just when she thought she was going to die, a black figure jumped in front of her and hugged her whole.The person holding her has a faint fragrance, but I can't tell what kind of smell it is, but it makes the monitor of Class A feel at ease.The relief quickly faded as she opened her eyes.

She saw Su Er with a funny face close at hand, and it was even more weird at this moment.

Everyone was taken aback by this scene, and thought it was part of the show, but only Su Er knew that if she was one step late, she would lose her job immediately.

But fortunately, my usual physical exercise was not in vain, Su Er cleared his throat, and introduced himself to everyone, "I am Facebook, you can just call me Facebook... I am the temporary practical teacher of Class A of 2017 ...By the way, it is to replace the girl killer, everyone please give me your advice."

Su Er said it very naturally, she knew that she no longer had any cute image in this place, so she simply said everything.

The whole audience was in an uproar, and the freshmen in Class A were wailing, and at this moment, the monitor of Class A, who had already been terribly wronged, burst into tears.

She probably never dreamed that the person who kidnapped her as a hostage in front of her would be their future practical teacher.

That kind of bitterness is incomprehensible to those who have not experienced the suffering just now.

Su Er didn't know anything about offending the class monitor on the first day of school. She already felt that she could be fired.Even if she showed friendliness, it would probably be misinterpreted as something else.

"Okay, let's go back to the opening ceremony in the lobby." The dean said it naturally, as if nothing that big happened just now.

The students felt bored even if there was no excitement, and followed the dean's pace back to the lobby, and continued the long and boring opening ceremony.

The self-introduction of all teachers is the end, and then the student representatives of each class will follow.

The monitor of class G in 2017 was the first to take the stage.

She was a very gloomy girl, her long bangs covered her facial features, so she couldn't see the true face of Mount Lu, but judging from the clothes on the street, she should be in the same family as Su Er 500 years ago.

"You know why I don't want to go to class G. It feels like seeing another you." Bai Chi sat next to Su Er, laughing at the girl in street clothes.

Su Er didn't respond, and she also admitted that their painting styles were indeed similar, but this girl gave her a very subtle feeling, and she always felt that she was full of an indescribable feeling.

However, she knew that she was the practical teacher of Class A. According to the regulations of Paradise Academy, if she was in Class A, she would always follow Class A.

Class F, Class E... Until the monitor of Class A, Su Er saw people who were unexpected and unexpected.

It was expected that Su Er had already guessed that the hostage just now was the squad leader, but what was unexpected was that Su Er never thought that this hostage would be the squad leader of his own class.

"My name is Liu Qing, and I will lead Class A..." Her eyes were still red, obviously she hadn't recovered from the fear of Su Er's funny face.

"Oh, it's over for you, hahahaha..." Bai Chi smiled gloatingly at the side, this Su Er was finally punished, and there is such a hostage squad leader who has gone through ups and downs with her like this, it is estimated that the story of Su Er becoming a teacher in the future should be It is even more colorful.

Su Er pursed his lips, feeling that the world was too small, and the little Su Er didn't know how to deal with this awkward meeting.But she thought about it for a while, and said to Bai Chi next to her, "Why don't I resign, it's easier to find a job than this."

Bai Chi immediately cried to her father and mother, she managed to catch someone who had a toothache with her to be a teacher together, how could she let go of such a good opportunity, "Don't, being a teacher is very interesting."

Su Er didn't experience it at all, she thought it would be better to be in front of her class G students.Realizing this, Su Er remembered that he seemed to have remembered that he had another identity and hadn't signed in.

She turned her head to look at her roommate, but was blocked by Bai Chi's enlarged face, "Don't worry, I've already signed you in, no one will find you disappear... Let's continue the topic just now, being a teacher is very interesting of."

Bai Chi stubbornly continued to bring Su Er back to look at her.

"For example." Su Er didn't feel anything interesting.

"It can be a teacher-student relationship...Look, how many fresh meat." Bai Chi exaggeratedly pointed at the densely packed students in the distance.

"..." Su Er was silent.

She felt that Bai Chi's note was lonely because her taste was a bit special.

"How wonderful, what a pure teacher-student relationship... What a touching and epic love... As long as you don't touch Yue Jinghuan's idea, we will always be friends." Bai Chi laughed, her goal is very obvious.

"You're not afraid that your brain will be ruined by Yue Jinghuan." Su Er lightly sneered, thinking that Bai Chi had caused her to lose her limbs, and now she really wanted to get Yue Jinghuan's idea.

"My limbs are all crippled, how can I be afraid of her... I want her to fall in love with me... and then I will torture her... By the way, has my courier arrived yet?" Bai Chi's thoughts were jumping, Su Er listened I found it very interesting and funny.

Although she already knew how miserable the end of Bai Chi's attempt to conquer Yue Jinghuan would be.

"Next, I invite the monitor of class S to speak on behalf of the class of 2017."

Finally, the monitor of Class S that everyone was looking forward to finally appeared.

The next moment, she saw Yue Jinghuan walking slowly onto the stage.

"I'm Yue Jinghuan, the monitor of Class S." Yue Jinghuan had a cold face. Compared with her usual vicious tongue and cruel personality towards Su Er, she turned into an iceberg beauty who cherished words like gold.

Yue Jinghuan's beauty is very special, she can be charming, charming, majestic, or as beautiful as this.Opened proudly like iceberg snow lotus, those eyes are beautiful, but they are so cold that they cannot tolerate anyone or anything.

It's frightening, but it can't help but want to go to the flame one after another.

The author has something to say: Today, the update of [-] words is resumed, and tomorrow will continue to work hard to increase the number of words~~

Yesterday’s red envelopes have been sent out~~ Although it’s a bit small, it represents my thoughts (shy)