The boat of friendship overturned gl

"Su Er, why do you have a flat stomach...you're not pregnant yet!"

Skipping acquaintances, dating and marriage, this damn kid asked such weird questions.

The atmosphere became quiet, and everyone looked at Su Er in unison, showing complicated expressions again.

"What are you talking about! Smelly brat!" The kid's mother immediately patted the kid on the head, desperately apologizing to Su Er, "Sorry, my child learned some messy things in school recently, so..."

Su Er expressed her understanding, "Children's education is very important, especially when they are young..." She unknowingly said the teacher's tone again, but she also said something, and she was busy coughing to cover up her own Conditioned reflex.

But fortunately, everyone didn't realize Su Er, the teacher's tone.

Since she started working as a practical teacher, she has not only become a practical counselor, but also a spiritual counselor for the students.There will always be unsightly students asking her about love affairs, and even more unsightly ones will tell how he is under such pressure and how unfortunate his family is.

And when talking, these people always want to take off the mask on her face. Every time when the person beaten by Su Er loses her temper, their troubles will disappear.Su Er felt like she was being treated as a punching bag for everyone to vent their anger on, but those people would always give her snacks or buy her a drink inadvertently afterwards. A bunch of people were as drunk as mud, and Su Er silently carried them all. go back.

After several rounds like this, Su Er suddenly realized that this group of people didn't want to graduate at all. Each of them would have a secret that they couldn't tell anyone, and that secret made them suffer, and Su Er's existence was resolved in this way. Awkward.

Su Er felt that she had changed, even if she didn't want to admit it, she had indeed changed a lot.Will not destroy public property, because I have to lose money.She will not conflict with others, because she knows that if she makes a move, she will definitely want to kill someone.

But she didn't hate this kind of change. She wanted to look around casually, but Su Er saw that the kid who was holding hands was still staring at her, as if there were more than a hundred thousand on his face. [-] million.

Su Er was even more uncomfortable being stared at. Fortunately, the phone vibrated at this time. Su Er subconsciously took out the phone and saw the content shared in the teacher's WeChat group.

【If you become a teacher like this, you will win】

【Hundreds of ways to become a star teacher】

Naturally, this sharing can't be a novel, but a chicken soup in the heart of some directors who don't know where to forward it.Except for the dean's lonely sharing, no one responded.

It seemed embarrassing to see this situation, and the dean silently sent out another red envelope.

In an instant, the education WeChat group began to commotion.

[WeChat group] A certain teacher: Thank you, Mr. Dean.

[WeChat group] A certain teacher: Thank you, Dean.

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[WeChat group] Invincible and most handsome dean: Those who take the red envelopes, come and help me clean the office... If you don't come, three months' wages will be deducted.

It was the first time for Su Er to rejoice at how slow his hands were. This damn dean was once again squeezing the remaining value of the teachers in a disguised form.

[WeChat group] Bai Chi: Damn it!I only robbed one penny, Dean, can I just...

[WeChat group] Invincible and most handsome dean: A penny is also love!

Immediately afterwards, the wechat group was full of wailing, and Su Er couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth when he saw Bai Chi's crying and moving words, calling him father and mother.But he felt that his smile was too obvious, so he covered it with his hands, his shoulders trembling.

Others have also entered the world of falling in love with mobile phones, but they obviously have no intention of talking to the people next to them.

For this reason, the voices of the boys not far away were particularly distinct.

"There's a beautiful woman over there."

"Really, that looks really good...or..."

There were a few boys from Class A standing beside them, looking in the direction of Su Er from time to time.But Su Er knew that this gaze could not be looking at her, but Yue Jinghuan's.

Not only this group of boys, but also the people waiting for the bus would subconsciously look at Princess Yue Jinghuan.Even if the posture of looking at the mobile phone is secretly concealed, they are probably communicating the same idea.

Su Er felt very strange, and couldn't help looking at Yue Jinghuan, wanting to know what is so good about Yue Jinghuan, which caused everyone's eyes to look at her.

Yue Jinghuan's face is very small, a standard oval face, Yue Jinghuan's eyes are very charming, dark and clear...

As if only one night had passed, Yue Jinghuan became even more beautiful.She exudes a lovely aura that makes people hold her in her arms and cherish her.

However, when Su Er wanted to seize the opportunity to hug Yue Jinghuan, the gossip girl next to her hugged Yue Jinghuan with her meatball-like body, "Huanhuan, you will get in the car later." Stand next to me...I scare these boys to death..."

Yue Jinghuan was pulled so defenselessly, even though she was hugged by the gossip girl, she still had a gentle smile on her face, she was as quiet as a virgin, as beautiful as a painting.But soon, Yue Jinghuan's expression also became painful, as if Bagua girl's strength was too strong, and she began to have trouble breathing.

"Hey, give me back my Huanhuan." Su Er knew Yue Jinghuan's health was not good at a glance.

Her body is much worse than that of ordinary people, so she can only hold it in her hands to care for her, and she cannot play with it unscrupulously.

"My... Huanhuan is mine..." The gossip girl laughed even more, and at the same time clenched her fists, "Whoever dares to bully my Huanhuan, I will..." Obviously, I should do a fist-waving gesture to demonstrate, Bagua girl stretched out her legs, and raised her legs with her plump body.

Looking at the approximate location of the kick, the boys present took a few steps back subconsciously. Obviously, even if they had a malicious intention, they were frightened by the elegant figure of the gossip girl.

"That's amazing, Huahua..." Su Er applauded, she never dreamed that a fat man could be as agile as a gossip girl.

Others also agreed one after another, Bagua girl was completely embarrassed by the praise, and began to humbly say that she was just a small skill.Su Er also joined in the fun, and suddenly praised Bagua girl, and she could see that Bagua girl's face turned red, and she reflexively wanted to pat Yue Jinghuan on the shoulder and say, "I hate it".Seeing this action, Su Er was terrified. She hurriedly pulled Yue Jinghuan out, only to save Yue Jinghuan from being shattered by Baguamei's palm.

But Yue Jinghuan, who seemed very gentle no matter how much she was hugged by the gossip girl just now, started her tiny struggle in Su Er's arms, and said in a low voice: "Su Er, there are so many people..."

Su Er just wanted to apologize, but felt that something was wrong.She lowered her head and saw that something was wrong with her hands, and one of her hands happened to be on Yue Jinghuan's buttocks.The most frightening thing was that the hand in front of him seemed to be poking into this absolute realm.

The hem of the skirt rose slightly, if it wasn't for Yue Jinghuan's efforts to block it, the picture would probably be too beautiful now.

"I'm sorry, I just pulled it casually... I didn't expect it..." Su Er was imagining the beautiful scene, and his heart beat faster. If he was not using his CR ability to absorb emotions, his face would have already swelled flushed.

She once again felt that this annoying ability became convenient, fearing that Yue Jinghuan would be frightened by her actions just now, she subconsciously used the CR ability to scan Yue Jinghuan's emotions towards her at this moment.But while she was using her ability, she took a step back in fright.

"I'm sorry..." She was busy apologizing to the man whose foot she stepped on.

But before she recovered her ability, she saw the man surrounded by red mist.Su Er remembered that red represented murderous intent and anger, and the man in front of him who had no impression at all had emotions towards her.

"It's okay..." The man's body froze, and then he forced out a smile.

He looks very ordinary, with a round face, small eyes, a beer belly, some unruly short hair, and a rural attire.But Su Er was sure that there was no such person in the village. What was more noteworthy was that he was carrying a big sack on his back.

Su Er thought of the tactile sensation he touched when he stepped back carelessly just now, it was extremely stiff and cold, and he could feel the edges and corners, probably something like a dead pig.However, if the stuff in the cloth bag is really a dead pig, how could it have no smell at all?

Moreover, as far as she knew, apart from bleeding the dead pig, the meat would still be soft for a day or two after the pig died.If he had been dead for two or three days, who would be so bored to walk so far with the meat that was about to rot.

And most importantly, the smell.

Su Er tried his best to sniff again, but there were more and more miscellaneous smells beside him, but there was no smell at all.

She felt that her nose was malfunctioning, so she sniffed Yue Jinghuan in front of her, and a refreshing smell immediately rushed into her nasal cavity, stimulating her sensory nerves.

"Shameless!" The princess Yue Jinghuan didn't know that Su Er would do this. Seeing her leaning close to her as if wanting to kiss her, she thought that Su Er wanted to do something to her, so she hurriedly pushed her away again. Ran to the gossip girl.

Su Er couldn't laugh or cry. She felt that since the incident with Princess Yue Jinghuan, Yue Jinghuan's nerves had become extremely sensitive, as if whatever she was doing was wrong.

But Yue Jing made a fuss, the man was already separated from her by a long distance, but his eyes kept scanning the surroundings, and he seemed very nervous.The weirdest thing was that when the man's hand gently stroked the cloth bag, his gaze became calm, as if the things in the cloth bag were very precious and cherished by him.

A crazy answer was wandering in Su Er's mind. Su Er didn't want to admit it, but she had to rationally determine based on years of judgment that the dead pig in the bag was actually a woman's body without limbs.

The author has something to say: Ah, in the next chapter, should I write the doomsday novel or the time-travel novel?