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Yin Zuo is a slob.

Just looking at their personalities, Yin Zuo and his twin brother Yin You are not biological.

Yin Zuo Yinyou, you know they are brothers just by the name.It's a pity that apart from their looks, the two of them are not from the same world at all.

Yin You, the campus prince, is versatile in sports, especially good at Taekwondo, but his IQ is not low.

Yin Zuo, the campus mascot, is lazy and omnipotent. He can sit but never stand, and can lie down and never sit. He is best at closing his eyes and resting his mind when his mind is running at [-] per hour.Yes, he has a big brain.

On this clear and sunny day, because Yin Zuo didn't want to go out, he didn't want to get up, so he was locked up in the house where the gas leaked.

Over.

At the age of 21.

Cause of death: gas poisoning (lazy).

On the other side, in May of the 24th year of Kangxi.

"My son, if something happens to you, how can you tell Erniang to live!"

In a daze, Yin Zuo seemed to hear a woman's grief-stricken voice.

Well, it must not be his mother's voice.

Usually when his mother saw him lying on the bed, she usually came up to tear his ears, or simply ignored him, and would never cry so sadly.

Since it is an irrelevant person, then leave it alone and go to sleep.

So Yin Zuo fell asleep again.

"...Sixth elder brother's fever has subsided, and there is no serious problem. You just need to rest for a while, and please rest assured."

I don't know how long it took, Yin Zuo heard such a sentence in a half-dream and half-awake, and then woke up in a flash.

He quietly touched the clothes on his body with the hand placed by his side, and pinched the palm of his hand again. Sure enough, it was no longer his original body.

Thinking of what he just heard, Yin Zuo couldn't be more sad.

Just kidding, the word "elder brother" is not found everywhere, as soon as you hear it, you know it's the Qing Dynasty.

There are too many people wearing the Qing Dynasty these days, but in fact not everyone is lucky enough to wear Kanggan. Once they wear it to the beginning of the Qing Dynasty and the end of the Qing Dynasty, it will be cruel!Even if he was lucky enough to travel to Kanggan, and the material conditions were relatively better, it was not his lack of heart that could win the throne.

Just when Yin Zuo was debating whether to pretend to be asleep and eavesdrop on more news, the mother of this body had already sent the imperial physician to write the prescription.

"It's really blessed by ten thousand Buddhas to make my Yin Zuo safe and sound, otherwise, how can I live." The "Er Niang" in a light blue flag wiped her tears with a handkerchief.

"Your Majesty, the Sixth Elder Brother is a blessed person. Naturally, every calamity can be turned into good luck, and those who are in distress will be auspicious. Please rest assured, Madam, don't be too sad." A blue-green middle-aged aunt next to him looked like "Nurse". woman is persuading.

"That's right, the fourth elder brother has already been sent away, and God will not cruelly take away my little six." "Er Niang" wiped away her tears, sat beside Yin Zuo and looked at him tenderly.

At this moment, Yin Zuo felt that his little heart had been chopped into pieces.

Six elder brothers.Yin Zuo.Fourth elder brother.take away.

Anyone who knows about Qing Chuan probably knows what this means.

It turns out that this "Emiang" is a concubine De.

It turns out that his brother is Yongzheng.

It turns out...God, he wouldn't want to participate in the seizure of the heirloom, would he?

What a tragedy!

Could not be more tragic!

For the current plan, what should I do to save my life?

First of all, it is necessary to have a good relationship with the future Emperor Yongzheng. Fortunately, his current status can barely be regarded as a natural advantage.The reason can be said to be connected by blood.

Secondly, in order not to participate in the seizure of the heir apparent, one can only think of a way to be "ill"-it's not easy to pretend to be sick, but it's easy to pretend to be crazy and stupid.

But the key is, how to install it?To what extent?

Really tangled.

Tangled and tangled, Yin Zuo was so tangled up that he fell asleep.

Forget it, the boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge, let's talk about it when I wake up tomorrow.

The next day, the weather was fine.

Yin Zuo, who slept until dawn, was in a good mood, and finally had the mood to think about the true meaning of life.

The Forbidden City is full of human beings!

Pretend casually and wait to be seen through and then over again.

Yin Zuo, who really didn't know what to do, could only decide to use his social phobia, narcolepsy and stupor anytime, anywhere to the extreme.

In less than three days, the entire palace knew that the sixth elder brother Yinzuo was stupid.

I can be in a daze anytime, anywhere, and fall asleep anytime, anywhere, and I hardly talk to people anymore.It feels like IQ suddenly returned to before one year old.

Concubine De has cried and fainted several times because of this matter, and even Kangxi has visited several times.

But Yin Zuo is still such a dumb face.

Fortunately, he knew that some people wanted to please, and would call "Emiang" and "Huang Ama". Although he no longer knew how to salute, he could only recognize his parents.

It's a pity that this sense of satisfaction was shattered into dregs under the impact of Yin Zuo's momentary daze.

The imperial doctors came wave after wave, but none of them could "cure him". It can only be said that the fever burned his brain, and he seemed to be back to one year old.

Kangxi was roaring, and Concubine De was crying.Yin Zuo didn't feel very comfortable seeing the group of imperial doctors kneeling on the ground, so he climbed out of bed and ran to Concubine De's side.

"Er Niang doesn't cry, Huang Ama doesn't get angry, Xiao Liu will be obedient."

"Er Niang's Xiaoliu!" Seeing the "stupid" Yin Zuo being so caring, Concubine De couldn't bear the pain in her heart, and cried sobbingly while hugging Yin Zuo.

"You all go down, I want you to cure my sixth elder brother as soon as possible."

"twitter."

Kangxi sent away all the imperial doctors, turned around and said to Concubine De: "If it wasn't for the lack of care, Yinzuo would not be in this state now, and my concubine should also rectify the people around her. Yinzuo is still young." , I still need my concubine to take care of her, so don't be too sad. I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first."

Kangxi left first, leaving Concubine De with an inexplicable expression, and Yin Zuo who pretended not to understand but really didn't understand much.

"That's right, why did I forget about those gang slaves? If it wasn't for their lack of service..." Concubine De carefully hugged Yin Zuo, wiped away her tears, and called out loudly: "Nurse Hui."

"The old slave is here."

"Check out all the servants who served Yin Zuo at the beginning. If there is no problem, send it back to the House of Internal Affairs. If there is a problem..." Concubine De narrowed her eyes: "Just please the emperor... No, just go directly Xin Zheku. This palace wants to see if there is really anyone who dares to make trouble in Yonghe Palace."

"twitter."

"Wait." Concubine De thought for a while and said: "It's been so long, it's not easy to check. As long as you think there is something wrong, write it down. I would rather kill a hundred by mistake than let one go."

"twitter."

Yin Zuo didn't know about the follow-up, but in just a few days, all the people who served Yin Zuo disappeared completely, and the newcomers who came up again, except for the two maids who had met at Concubine De's place, Others are not seen.

It was also from this day that Concubine De completely changed from being really quiet and not caring about world affairs to being superficially quiet and not caring about world affairs.

The so-called mother is strong, probably like this.

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