Xianjun pet rabbit daily

As the saying goes, in a struggle with a child, it is always the doting parents who have the upper hand.

These words are also applicable to the immortal monarch who has always said nothing.

Looking at the innocent eyes of the little rabbit, Xianjun endured it again and again, and in the end he just pinched the little rabbit's round tail, taught him a few words softly, and stopped pursuing other matters.

Children... right?

can not fight.can not fight.

Absolutely not to fight!

Xianjun, who was reciting the Qingxin Jue, calmed down, and took out a feeding bottle filled with milk during dinner.

"grumble?"

The little rabbit tilted his head in doubt, feeling a little strange about the amount of milk powder today.The innocent little eyes looked at Jiang Yichen questioningly.

"Today." Jiang Yichen pointed to the feeding bottle expressionlessly, and then pointed to the learning machine lying on the ground, "There is no milk fragrance fruit."

"!!!"

As if a thunder fell from the sky, it knocked the little rabbit who was waiting to be fed, "Chick! Chick chirp!" QAQ

bad guy!It’s okay if there are no grapes, why don’t you even have milk fragrant fruit!

The Messenger of Justice will punish you! ——by "The Flying Thief" movie quotes.

The little rabbit puffed up his cheeks and had teary eyes.

Thanks to Jiang Yichen who couldn't hear the little rabbit's voice.Otherwise, Jiang Yichen would be so angry that he would take out the Naixiangguo that had been sneakily removed and added to the baby bottle.

Take a look, what kind of mess have you learned here!

However, Xianjun, who didn't know it in reality, only felt that the little rabbit's disgruntled appearance was a bit pitiful.Thinking about it carefully, I also feel that it is not good for me to let an ignorant cub here alone to listen to the class.So he raised his hand and stroked the little rabbit's head comfortingly, "Don't be afraid. I'll be with you from now on."

"Boom!"

A thunder that was thicker and stronger than before struck the little rabbit's head.

This time, the little rabbit really couldn't help it, and dropped the golden peas twitching.

Who wants you to accompany me like this!It was deprived of its last chance to be lazy.bad guy! ╥﹏╥

Jiang Yichen: "???"

He, he seems to be fine, right?

Jiang Yichen, who loves learning, self-discussion, and a model student since he was a child, will probably never know: there is a kind of trouble called going to school; there is a kind of pain called listening to lectures; there is a kind of torture called homework; The invincible big boss is called the test test.

Unfortunately, in just one day, Jiang Yichen asked the scumbag rabbit to gather all the four "magic weapons".

Still without warning.

It's no wonder you don't cry.

The little rabbit wiped his tears, and was so angry that he didn't want to eat dinner.

It is a little rabbit from a star.When its mother sent it out, it also told it that the human world has warm quilts and delicious food, so there is no need to worry about a brutal interstellar beast boss coming out of nowhere and eating it in one bite.

As long as it grows up obediently and produces pills on time, a happy life in the future is just around the corner.

But now, it would rather serve as a snack for the interstellar beast than to listen to the out-of-shape rabbit!

Jiang Yichen's head grew bigger looking at it from the side.

When he was consulting Catwoman, he had never heard of crying in class.

——That's because people don't know whether your rabbit is a scumbag or a dandy scumbag who is extremely tired of studying.

The bewildered Xianjun stood there, just staring at the sobbing little rabbit for a long time, as if he was more confused than the silly little rabbit.

Fortunately, Xianjun's hundreds of years of experience and knowledge are not deceiving. Bi Xiaotu took the lead in recovering, and began to sum up experience and think about solutions.

First, the crux of the matter came when he confiscated the bunny's milk rations - even though it wasn't.

But the little rabbit doesn't know.

Jiang Yichen silently swallowed this dumb loss, and continued to ponder: Therefore, in the first step of easing the relationship, it is very necessary to supply the little rabbit with a milk fragrance fruit.

However, according to the experience of the cub raising manual, the majesty of the big head cannot be violated at will.Otherwise, it will be even more difficult for him to discipline this cub in the future.

therefore……

While stroking the little rabbit's twitching back comfortingly, Jiang Yichen sent out a sound transmission paper crane.

The little rabbit is not small anymore, it's still okay to eat some sticky snacks properly.

As for how surprised the immortal steward who received the summons was, that was not Jiang Yichen's business.

In short, Jiang Mansion's dining room, which had been leisurely for a long time, began to get busy.And it was extremely efficient, bringing Jiang Yichen a bowl of delicious, hot milk and purple sweet potato paste.

——There is no such thing as purple sweet potato in the fairyland.This is a type of hybrid spiritual fruit cultivated by Mu Chaoyang.

After being taken by Jiang Yichen, the shops under the Jiang family sold it all over the fairyland. Soon, relying on its sweet and delicious taste, pure and gentle spiritual power, together with several other fruits and vegetables for making paste, it became popular in the fairyland. One of the necessary rations for newborns in the fairy world.

Not only did Jiang Yichen earn a lot of money, but also made the triangular alliance in the Plane Mall more stable, and also greatly enhanced the prestige of Jiangfu.It can be said to kill three birds with one stone.

Now, purple potato paste has another great use.That is the bunny used to coax angry.

Sure enough, the simple-minded little rabbit was attracted by the sweet aroma the moment the purple potato paste was brought in.Hanging on a golden bean that could not fall off, she turned around and looked at the beautiful flower-shaped white porcelain bowl in Jiang Yichen's hand with her big watery eyes.

"Stop crying now?" Jiang Yichen gave the little rabbit a funny look, and took a spoon to stir the batter in the bowl, so that it could dissipate heat naturally as soon as possible.

The little rabbit hiccupped, drooped its ears, and sat on the spot with its front paws curled up, "Hee."

If this fragrant food is given to it, it, it will be reluctant and will not be angry with you.

Jiang Yichen was angry and funny, picked out half a spoonful from the bowl, and brought it to the little rabbit's mouth, "If you don't give it to you, whoever will eat it. It's you who are mischievous and greedy."

The little rabbit licked the thick purple with a little milky white purple potato paste, and was instantly captured by its soft taste with a milky fragrance in the sweetness.The little tongue rolled and ate happily, shaking her two pink ears, expressing that she had no time to pay attention to Jiang Yichen's deliberate slander.

Jiang Yichen chuckled, and didn't care about it, but patiently fed half of the bowl of mush.

Seeing that the little rabbit's eating speed slowed down significantly, Jiang Yichen kept in mind Catwoman's instructions, not to let the little rabbit eat too much, and put down the porcelain bowl.Instead, he took out a piece of soft silk handkerchief and wiped the little rabbit's rice-smeared mouth.He used the formula to clean the little rabbit again, and then he stopped.

"Baby doesn't want to learn these things?" Jiang Yichen pointed to the learning machine and asked gently.Like a gentle and caring parent.

The little rabbit, who was full and full, was in a good mood, and had long forgotten the previous unhappiness.Hearing this, the reaction was also calm and well-behaved, and he nodded affirmatively, "Hey!"

Do not learn do not learn.These things are too embarrassing for the rabbit!

"Okay. Since the baby doesn't like it, we won't learn it if we don't."

Jiang Yichen agreed straightforwardly, as if he wasn't the one who was so busy and made a cartoon rabbit image to be his teacher.

"grumble!"

The little rabbit's eyes lit up, and felt that the human in front of him was really a good person, so he rubbed his head against Jiang Yichen's smooth hand.

"Then, does the baby like today's purple sweet potato mush, or the previous Naixiangguo?" Jiang Yichen changed the subject.

However, the innocent little rabbit didn't feel that anything was wrong, but sat on the blanket, biting his paws in difficulty, his eyes flicked back and forth between the small white porcelain bowl and Jiang Yichen.

Jiang Yichen immediately seized the opportunity and followed the temptation carefully, "Look baby, there are only two choices in front of baby now. But in the future, there will be more and more delicious ones. They have different tastes, different appearances, The name is also different. If the baby only responds to me with 'ji' every time, I can't understand it, right?"

The little rabbit blinked his eyes, thinking it made sense.

I heard from my mother that human beings have always been stupid, and they really can't understand the voices of interstellar beasts.Not to mention when racial language is involved.

So the little rabbit nodded in approval.

A smile flashed across Jiang Yichen's eyes, and he continued, "Baby thinks, if I can't understand what the baby means, there are so many delicious foods, so I can't pick out your favorite, or very Here are the kinds you want to eat."

"!!!"

The little rabbit's eyes widened immediately, and he looked at his current owner in disbelief, and the eyes began to glow again.

Mother!This human is too dumb to feed your baby!

Will it, will it become the first interstellar beast in history to be starved to death because of anorexia? QAQ

Seeing that the little rabbit was about to drop golden beans again, Jiang Yichen's heart skipped a beat, and he didn't want to play tricks on it anymore, so he quickly pulled the net to collect the fish, "But, if the baby learns to write and speak, can we be good at it?" Communicating? I can always know what the baby is talking about, right?"

The little rabbit who had been dazzled by the "food crisis" nodded affirmatively.

The corner of Jiang Yichen's mouth twitched, trying not to laugh out loud.

This snack.I'm afraid that someone will take the food and sell it sometime, and I'm still counting the number of dishes on the table.

Jiang Yichen felt helpless, but there was no expression on his face. He still had a gentle smile in his eyes, and hit the rails while it was hot, "So, how about we do this? From now on, I will accompany the baby to study, and then I will stay for half a day to let the baby go out to play." .In this way, the baby will not have to worry about eating and communicating, nor will he be alone in class all day long. Does the baby agree?"

The little rabbit was taken aback.One ear drooped, the other stood up, half bent from the top, and looked at Jiang Yichen blankly.

Then nodded.

Jiang Yichen still felt a little unsafe, and said kindly, "Baby is the most obedient and smartest baby in the world. If you can't talk, it's not worth it."

"grumble!"

The little rabbit puffed out his chest and nodded proudly.

It is a good rabbit who keeps his word!In the future, it will become a powerful tenth-level interstellar beast, the kind that conquers the endless sea of ​​stars!

Jiang Yichen breathed a sigh of relief.Immediately, the smile faded away, and in a blink of an eye, he returned to his previously indifferent appearance.It seems that the previous patriarch who was called Bao Bao and was gentle and kind was just an illusion.

Very cold.Very ruthless.

I don't feel guilty at all for fooling the little rabbit.

——On the contrary, I am a little happy.

The author has something to say: #土兔is a bunny who has no pursuit.But Xianjun is an ideal Xianjun#

The rabbit who was smashed in the textbook before conquering the Xinghai: Jiang Yichen is fooling!bad guy! o(╥﹏╥)o