Meow Patriarch's Daily Life [Transmigration Book]

Just as Xie Yunshu was racking his brains on how to make up a reason to protect Xuan Ming, who he was in awe of, a female disciple in a pink Taoist robe rushed in from the door.

"Xuanzhen, how dare you be so presumptuous!" Shangxian Yunmu scolded, "I'm dealing with important matters here, hurry up and get out!"

The female disciple named Xuanzhen knelt down next to Lu Xuanming with a plop, and said, "Your Majesty, Shangxian, I heard that Shangxian is going to punish Brother Xuanming for today's Yanyuan Conference, and this disciple is here for this." Come!"

Xie Yunshu asked: "Do you know the secret?"

"Yes." Xuan Zhen nodded, "Everything is the disciple's fault, and has nothing to do with Senior Brother Xuan Ming!"

"Junior Sister!" Mu Xuanling hurriedly shouted loudly, "Stop talking nonsense! What's wrong with you!"

"Your Majesty, Shangxian, the reason why Senior Brother Xuanming is late today is because the disciple stole his cat." Xuanzhen ignored Mu Xuanling and kept winking at himself across the unshakable Lu Xuanming, and said, " Senior Brother Xuan Ling asked his disciple to steal Senior Brother Xuan Ming's cat, and the disciple hid his cat in the room."

"Unexpectedly, when I took Senior Brother Xuanming back to the room, the barrier that Senior Brother Xuanling had set up for the disciple in the room had been broken by someone, and the cat had disappeared."

"The disciple was afraid that senior brother Xuanming would be angry with him, so he told him that it was the barrier set up by senior brother Xuanling. It was also senior brother Xuanling who taught him to throw himself at senior brother Xuanming's cat this morning, which caught his attention..."

"The disciple knows that he did something wrong. But Senior Brother Xuanming is not at fault in this matter. He was late and hurt Senior Brother Xuanling because we stole his cat..."

Xie Yunshu looked at Lu Xuanming and asked, "What Xuanzhen said is true?"

Lu Xuanming nodded.

Great Xuan Ming, why do you insist on holding back when you say this kind of thing.

Xie Yunshu raised his forehead, if it wasn't for the fact that Junior Sister Xuanzhen has a bit of conscience, you would have to wait to be whipped right now.

But Xuan Mingda is really kind to Miaomiao, and he would rather be late for the Yanyuan Conference than to go to Miaomiao first.Xie Miaomiao couldn't help feeling a little moved in her heart.

Shangxian Yunmu looked at Mu Xuanling and said, "What do you say?"

"The disciple let the junior sister steal Xuanming's cat, and also let the junior sister set up a barrier." Mu Xuanling admitted frankly, "But the disciple is not out of selfishness, but to help the junior sister."

"Junior Sister, she wanted to get close to Lu Xuanming, but Lu Xuanming kept ignoring him. That's why the disciple helped Junior Sister think of this way. I don't know that Xuanming would hold grudges against the disciple because of this and hurt others."

After going around and around, Mu Xuanling circled back and Lu Xuanming shot and wounded.

Xie Yunshu knew that he would be punished for injuring a fellow cat because of a cat.

However, Lu Xuanming was originally going to be punished alone, but now all three of them will be beaten.

Fortunately, Lu Xuanming's charges were much lighter than before, and Yunmu Shangxian only sentenced him to [-] major punishments and minor punishments.

Mu Xuanling, who kept messing around, ended up being wounded ten times.

Because Xuanzhen was lenient for his confession, he was only punished to go back and write a [-]-word self-criticism.

Originally, he thought that he would not stand up to protect his shortcomings after only ten blows, but Xie Yunshu didn't expect that Qinghui's gate rules would be so powerful, and his skin would be ripped apart with one blow.

Xuan Ming kept biting his lips and didn't say a word, only his brows were clustered, and his forehead was dripping with sweat.Seeing that Xie Yunshu secretly clenched his fists, his heart was clenched together.

Ten sticks down, the buttocks were already dripping with blood, which was horrible.Xie Yunshu finally couldn't stand still anymore, he got up and walked down the hall, clasped Xuan Ming's wrist, and secretly input internal force.

Xuan Ming seemed to be dreaming or waking up, and vaguely felt his master holding his hand.A warm and clear qi came from his palm, and the pain on his body eased a lot in an instant.

"Master..." Xuan Ming only called out in a low voice, then hung his head and passed out.

This kind of upright family rules is really terrible, it really is not a place for people to stay.Xie Yunshu thought to himself, when Xuan Ming recovers from his serious injury, let's leave here and wander the world together!

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When Lu Xuanming woke up, it was already night.

When I opened my eyes, the dim yellow candlelight in the room was still on, and there was still a ball of white cats lying beside the pillow.

Under the dim light, the originally snow-white meow dumpling was dyed a light golden layer, and it was still fluffy, looking very warm.

The fluffy white balls rise and fall evenly with the cat's breathing.

Xuan Ming couldn't help stretching out his hand, and buried his palm in the long soft down of the meow dumpling.

Xie Miaomiao was already a light sleeper next to Lu Xuanming's pillow, but when she felt a hand on her body suddenly, she was startled.

A pair of glazed eyes opened suddenly, one yellow and one blue mandarin duck eyes were like two shining gemstones, staring at Xuanming wide.

I haven't recovered for a long time.

"Xuetuan." Xuan Ming's voice was slightly hoarse, and he stretched out his hand to rub the soft white hair on Xie Miaomiao's face, and a smile crept onto his pale face, "Xuetuan, you are back. Where did you go today? Are you in danger? Are you hurt?"

Why didn't you find out today that Xuan Mingda can say so many things in one breath?Why do you still care about me when you are hurt so badly?Xie Miaomiao tilted her head slightly, carefully sizing up Xuan Ming's deep and handsome eyebrows, and grandma let out a "meow".

Since Xuanming fainted, Xie Miaomiao was very worried about Lu Xuanming, afraid that he would wake up in the middle of the night and no one would take care of him.

I'm also embarrassed that a big man stays by another big man's bed for a while, I think it's a bit base.

Finally, he figured out a way to change back to the white cat named Xue Tuan to take care of him.

Xie Miaomiao heard Xuan Ming's hoarse voice, and seeing Xuan Ming's expression was not looking good, she quickly jumped up from the bed and jumped onto the bedside table.

Xie Miaomiao held her boiled soup with two front paws, and it was still a little warm, and shook her long, fluffy tail at Xuanming.

"Meow~" Hey~ Xuanming Da, this is the wound medicine that Ben Meow personally cooked for you, drink it quickly!

Xuanming didn't know what Xuetuan was doing, what was in the porcelain bowl beside the bed, he lifted the quilt and struggled to sit up from the bed.

The movement of getting up involved the wound, Xuan Ming frowned slightly.

Although Xuan Ming's big brows only slightly frowned, Xie Miaomiao, a careful puppy, still caught this detail.Quickly jumped onto the bed, raised the cat's paw and pressed it on Xuan Ming's chest.

"Meow, meow, meow!" You sit here and don't move, I'll bring you the medicine!

Through the thin underwear, the soft little pad was pressed against his chest, as if to tell him not to move.So Xuan Ming really sat obediently where he was, watching what Xue Tuan was going to do.

Xie Miao jumped onto the bedside table, held the medicine bowl with two front paws and lifted it vigorously, lifting the bowl up.

Then, with two hairy hind legs, walking like a human, cautiously walked towards Xuan Ming.

Afraid of spilling the medicinal juice on the bed sheet, Xie Miaomiao didn't dare to shake her two front paws holding the medicine bowl, and walked very cautiously with her two hind legs.

Xuetuan is...has he become a spirit?Xuan Ming was slightly stunned, a group of fluffy white lion cats had already held the medicine bowl in front of him.

Xie Miaomiao held the medicine bowl diligently, blinked her big glazed eyes, and shook her big fluffy tail at Xuanming.

The lion cat's fur is longer than that of ordinary cats, and Xie Miaomiao's tail hair is also very long.Shake it like a piece of soft cotton candy, floating in the air.

"Meow, meow, meow." Xuan Ming said, drink the medicine!I personally boiled the medicine for you!

A bitter smell of medicine irritated his nostrils, only then did Xuan Ming realize that Xue Tuan was serving medicine for himself!

Seeing that Xuan Ming didn't take the medicine bowl, Xie Miaomiao tilted her head and gave another pitiful "meow".

Xuan Ming quickly took the medicine bowl from Xie Miaomiao's little claw, stroked its cat's head, and said, "Thank you Xuetuan."

Xie Miaomiao nodded in satisfaction, licked her pink flesh pads with her tongue, then looked up at Xuan Ming with big bright eyes.

"Meow." Drink it.

Xuan Ming understood what Xie Miaomiao meant, raised his head and drank the medicine in the bowl, and raised the back of his hand to wipe the corners of his lips.

Xie Miaomiao quickly took the medicine bowl from him, and put it back on the bedside table.He opened a small paper bag that was placed on the bedside table in advance, and ran to Xuan Ming with his mouth in his mouth.

When I was a cat, I still felt comfortable walking on four legs, but walking on two legs was tiring and unsteady.If it wasn't for serving the medicine bowl just now, Xie Miaomiao wouldn't want to walk on two legs.

Xuan Ming took the oiled paper bag that Xie Miaomiao held in front of him and opened it, and inside the paper bag lay a few crystal clear colored candies.

"Meow~" Xie Miaomiao rested a cat's paw on Xuan Ming's arm, pointed at the candy with a cat's paw, raised his head and gave Xuan Ming a big smile: "Xuan Ming is big, eat it, it's very sweet."

"Thank you Xuetuan." Xuan Ming smiled slightly, picked up a candy and put it into his mouth, rewrapped the remaining candy in paper, and stuffed it quietly under the pillow.

Thank you Snowball.Although I have already been like you, I can't taste the sweetness anymore. [note 1]

Xie Miaomiao took great pleasure in serving others, seeing that Xuan Ming had finished eating the candy, she quickly jumped to the bedside table to grab a small porcelain bottle and put it in front of Xuan Ming.

There is a saying that taking it orally and applying it externally will result in faster results.After drinking the medicine taken internally, you have to take medicine for external application!

Xuanming didn't understand what Xie Miaomiao meant, Xie Miaomiao had already rubbed against Xuanming's waist twice, and touched his belt with his paw.

The little naughty meow Xuetuan raised his head and said "meow": "Xuan Ming, take off your pants!"

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[Note 1]: Due to natural selection or other reasons, cats lack 2 base pairs of amino acids that make up the Taslr247 gene.So cats can't taste sweetness.