Meow Patriarch's Daily Life [Transmigration Book]

In the evening, when Lu Xuanming went to Xie Yunshu's sleeping hall, he saw that the hall door was closed, and there were only two little Taoist boys sitting on the stone steps outside the door, loafing.

Lu Xuanming wandered alone in front of the hall for a while, then stepped up the stone steps.

Seeing Lu Xuanming walking towards them, the two little Taoist boys quickly stood up respectfully and greeted Lu Xuanming in unison: "Senior brother."

Lu Xuanming asked: "Your Majesty hasn't come back yet?"

"Your Majesty came back just now, but left again, leaving the two of us here to guard the gate." A little boy said, "Your Majesty still has something to tell you."

Lu Xuanming hurriedly asked, "What did he say?"

"Your Majesty, he said that Luoxia Peak will be closed for ninety-nine and eighty-one days, and he told Senior Brother Xuan Ming not to come here at night, and not to look for him."

Lu Xuanming lowered his eyes and pondered for a moment, then asked, "Is there anything else?"

"Your Majesty, he said that you are too disobedient, brother." Xiao Daotong shook his head like an old man and said, "During his retreat, he asked you to write a [-]-word self-criticism. When he leaves the seclusion, he will check your self-criticism. Case."

Lu Xuanming nodded, turned around and walked down the steps silently.

The two little Taoist boys looked at each other behind Lu Xuanming, and curled their lips at each other.

"What do you think brother did wrong? Hasn't he always been obedient to His Majesty? His Majesty seems to be very kind to him too." A little Taoist boy bit his finger, shook his head and said, "My lord's business, I really don't understand."

Another Xiaodao boy pursed his mouth and said in a serious manner: "I think it may be that the senior brother and the lord got into a fight over something, and the senior brother even bit the venerable! Just now when the lord closed the door, the sleeve slipped off his arm, I saw a red mark on your lord's arm..."

Xiao Daotong on the opposite side said in surprise: "Senior brother looks like such an upright person, but he can bite people!!!"

When Lu Xuanming returned to his room, he saw Xie Miaomiao lying lazily on the bed and licking his paws. His furry butt was facing Lu Xuanming who had just come in from the door, flicking his big tail, looking coquettish. Seductive look.

Xie Miaomiao lay on the bed and caught a glimpse of Lu Xuanming coming back, and ignored him, lying on the bed alone, continuing to lick his paws, with an arrogant look of indifference.

Lu Xuanming wasn't in the mood to pet the cat either, and sat down in front of the desk, still thinking about the words of the master that the little boy told him just now.

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"Your Majesty, he said that Luoxia Peak will be closed for ninety-nine and eighty-one days, and he told Senior Brother Xuan Ming not to come here at night, and not to look for him."

"Your Majesty said that Senior Brother, you are too disobedient..."

"During his retreat, he asked you to write a [-]-word self-criticism. He will check the situation of your self-criticism when he leaves the seclusion."

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Master is closed?Are you too disobedient?A [-]-word review?

Lu Xuanming racked his brains and thought carefully.Why did the master go into seclusion, where did I not obey, and what I should review in this ten thousand word review.

Master retreated, [-]-word self-criticism, and I was not obedient... What should I review, and what is not obedient, is obviously the key to solving the problem.

Lu Xuanming spread out a piece of rice paper, picked up the writing brush on the desk, dipped it in ink, and scribbled down a dozen lines of mistakes he might have made on the paper.

After making a list of things that he wasn't obedient or good enough to offend his master, Lu Xuanming took a pen and crossed out those relatively insignificant issues one by one, as carefully as if he was doing academic research.

Until the red sun outside the window had sunk into the dusty clouds with orange strokes, Lu Xuanming was still immersed in writing his self-criticism and didn't even eat dinner.

Xie Miaomiao finished licking her paws, lay on the bed with her two front paws on her head, her big amber eyes stared at her face motionless, she lowered her head at the table and wrote the self-criticism over and over again, discarding it over and over again. Lu Xuanming again.

Until Xie Miaomiao got tired from lying down and stood up and stretched, the other party didn't look up at him.

Xie Miaomiao was so bored staying alone, she blinked her big eyes and jumped onto Lu Xuanming's desk, wanting to see what he was writing.

"Snapped!"

Because the distance was too far, Xie Miaomiao didn't find the right place to fall, and when it landed on the table, it just knocked over the inkstone on the desk.The jet-black ink in the inkstone flowed all over the table, staining Lu Xuanming's draft, Zhenggong's second draft, and the unused snow-white rice paper into a mass of ink.

"Meow!" Xie Miaomiao raised her head in aggrieved manner, looked at Lu Xuanming and said pitifully, "Meow..." I'm sorry, Xuanming, I didn't mean to...

Lu Xuanming put down his pen and stood up.I found a quick rag to wipe the table clean, and threw the paper, black and wet with ink, into the wastebasket.Then, he picked up the only ball of snow-white that was not blackened by ink from the table, and pressed the fluffy cat into his arms.

"Meow..." Xie Miaomiao was so sorry in his heart, seeing that Xuanming didn't say a word, he thought he was angry, so he quickly raised a paw, pressed it softly on Lu Xuanming's chest, raised his little head non-stop He Xuanming greatly apologized, "Meow, meow... oh..."

Lu Xuanming was silent for a while, before he asked, "Is Xue Tuan hungry?"

"Meow..." Xuan Mingda finally spoke!Xie Miaomiao lowered her head and rubbed her head against Lu Xuanming's chest in aggrieved manner.

"It's getting late." Lu Xuanming hugged Xie Miaomiao, glanced at the sky outside, put it on the stool by the table, and said, "Sit here and wait for me obediently."

Xie Miaomiao, who made a mistake, felt guilty, squatted on the stool obediently, and nodded obediently.

After a while, Lu Xuanming returned to his room with a plate of tea tree mushroom bone soup, a plate of cucumber, and a bowl of rice on a small fir tray.

Xie Miaomiao likes to eat melons and fruits, and gets excited when he sees cucumbers.He jumped onto the table, raised his tail, and circled around the cucumbers on the table.

"Meow~" Xie Miaomiao wants to eat cucumber...

"Here's for you to eat." Lu Xuanming took out the meaty bones from the tea tree mushroom bone soup one by one, put them on a small special plate for Xie Miaomiao, and pushed them in front of Xie Miaomiao.I ate rice with cucumbers and tea tree mushrooms by myself.

"Meow..." Xie Miaomiao raised her head, her big eyes were full of tears, and she watched Lu Xuanming eat the crispy and sweet cucumber with aggrieved eyes.

Xie Miaomiao has been squatting on the table, staring at the cucumbers on her plate, and watching herself eating cucumbers pitifully.Lu Xuanming, who was looked at with embarrassment, finally took a small piece of cucumber with his hands and fed it to Xie Miaomiao.

Xie Miaomiao was overjoyed, and quickly stretched her neck to eat with her little head.Just landed on Lu Xuanming's hand, nibbled on the small cucumber slices bite by bite, eating happily, and licked Lu Xuanming's fingers contentedly after eating.

Xie Miaomiao wagged her tail, squatted and looked at Lu Xuanming longingly: I want more Xuanming!

"You should eat more meat." Lu Xuanming patted Xie Miaomiao's head, brought a small plate of meat bones from the side, and placed it in front of Xie Miaomiao.A cat is a carnivore, so it’s fine to eat a little fruit and vegetables for fun, and you can’t feed it more.

Xie Miaomiao was aggrieved and reluctantly gnawed on the bones, but unexpectedly found that the taste was quite good.

So one person and one cat, one ate and the other gnawed meat and bones, and finished a dinner quietly and harmoniously.

After dinner, Xie Miaomiao thought that someone could sleep with him.I don't want Xuan Mingda to put Xie Miaomiao on the bed, cover the quilt, and then sit at the desk to write a self-criticism after coming back from cleaning up the dishes!

Xie Miaomiao, who was lying alone on the bed, kept scolding herself for what she had done.Why did you ask him to write a self-criticism? Why did you ask him to write a self-criticism? !1 words? !Now it's all right, no one is fucking at night!

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Fortunately, not long after, Lu Xuanming finished writing a [-]-word self-criticism and could sleep with Xie Miaomiao every day.

Xie Miaomiao went to Luoxia Peak during the day to study hard from the original owner's practice diary, and came back at night to be coquettish and cute with Lu Xuanming, begging for a hug, and when he was tired, he would beat his thighs and massage his feet.

Comfortable days always pass quickly, and it is time for Xie Yunshu to leave the customs in a blink of an eye.

Fortunately, the body of the original owner still has memories of those fairy arts. In these 81 days, Xie Yunshu has almost learned the original owner's practice diary.Especially, the swordsmanship that Lu Xuanming said before that he wanted to learn from him.

From then on, Lu Xuanming finally started to study seriously with his master until the next summer in the blink of an eye.

Lu Xuanming no longer remembered that summer night a year ago, the black shadow cut by himself by the lake, said that he would come back to find him every year.

This was the first year that the black shadow left, and Xuanming came back to look for Lu Xuanming for the first time.He told Lu Xuanming that he had unified the demon world and let Lu Xuanming merge with him.Lu Xuanming refused.

On the same day in the second year, Xuanming came to Lu Xuanming again and told him that he had unified the demon world and let him merge with him.Lu Xuanming refused again.

In the third year, Xuanming approached Lu Xuanming and told him about his unified ghost world.However, Lu Xuanming was still unwilling to merge with him.

"Hahahaha. Lu Xuanming, you are still obsessed with your obsession." Xuanming shook his head and said with a smile, "Do you remember what I said, there will be a day when you will regret it, and you will beg to fit in with me!"

"And I believe that this day is not far away! Hahahaha!"

"How about this, I will leave a mark for you. After a few days, when you know the benefits and change your mind, just press this mark and say 'Beiming Shenjun', and I will come to meet you!"

Lu Xuanming said: "No need! I will never."

Xuanming raised his lips and smiled, his bright eyes, which were exactly the same as Lu Xuanming's, were full of evil spirits.The right hand raised the eight-edged bone spur and pierced into his left arm.Then his lips moved slightly, and he began to chant the mantra.

Lu Xuanming only felt a pain in his left arm, and when he raised his arm to look, he could see a red spot that was not too deep or too shallow.

Xuanming's spells didn't stop, and the movement of his hands didn't stop either. Holding the eight-edged bone spur in his right hand, he carved a strange and mysterious pattern on his left arm.

Lu Xuanming looked down at his left arm, and saw a dark mysterious pattern slowly appearing on his fair skin, exactly the same as the pattern on Xuanming's arm.