Meow Patriarch's Daily Life [Transmigration Book]

By the river, Xie Yunshu quietly looked at Lu Xuanming, and Lu Xuanming quietly looked at Xie Yunshu.Like an ice sculpture that cannot be melted by two suns, the two are caught in a protracted cold war.

Lu Xuanming: Master, I really didn't do it on purpose...

Xie Yunshu: Hold the grass, hold the grass, hold the grass, hold the grass, hold the grass...

Xie Yunshu felt that his innocence in this life was over.Someone turned into Xuan Mingda's appearance and deceived himself.More importantly, he was willing to die and shamelessly took the bait.

Could it be that he fell in love with Xuan Mingda's handsome face?Fuck it, it's so embarrassing!Embarrassed to see him!

Above the river, a few big blue and red birds fluttered across the white clouds.Xie Yunshu and Lu Xuanming still didn't realize it, they looked at each other and fought coldly.

Lu Xuanming couldn't bear it anymore, and admitted defeat, "Xuanming was wrong."

Xie Yunshu didn't say a word.

Lu Xuanming continued to admit his mistake: "If my apprentice is late, he is late, and he shouldn't make excuses for himself."

Xie Yunshu still didn't say a word.

Lu Xuanming had never seen his master like this before, and he was so cold that he couldn't bear it, so he took two steps forward and said kindly: "After returning to Qinghui, Xuanming must study hard, protect Master well, and never let him Master suffers any grievances."

Xie Yunshu: ...

"Master." Lu Xuanming pulled up his clothes and knelt down in front of Xie Yunshu, "If Master gets angry, he will be willing to beat and scold Xuan Ming. Can Master not ignore people..."

Xie Yunshu sighed slightly, and was about to say something when someone behind him yelled, "Your Majesty!"

Xie Yunshu turned around, only to see dozens of disciples behind Xuanlong, and two luan chariots parked in mid-air.

One cart is pulled by a green luan, and the other cart is pulled by a red luan.

Fengluan's feathers are colorful and beautiful.The car is even more exquisite. The fine fairy wood is carved with complicated patterns to decorate the car body. Golden bells hang from the four corners. The small windows are covered with gold-sprinkled white gauze curtains. The color of the sun is faintly shining in the white gauze, which is elegant and warm. and agile.

Xuanlong glanced quietly at Lu Xuanming who was kneeling on the ground, and said to Xie Yunshu: "The Shangxian ordered Xuanlong and all the disciples to bring the luan car to pick you up and return to Qinghui."

Xie Yunshu glanced at Luan Che behind Xuanlong, and nodded.He stepped into the Hongluan car, as if he was escaping from something, and ignored Lu Xuanming who was kneeling behind him.

Xuanlong stepped forward, lowered his head and said to Lu Xuanming: "Xuanming, Your Majesty has already boarded the car, you can ride back with me."

Lu Xuanming shook his head, stood up from the ground, and said: "Xuanming just follow Master."

Xuan Long said: "Looking at your appearance, you must be very tired. It's a long way back to Qinghui, you should take the car with me..."

Lu Xuanming shook his head, and walked in the direction Xie Yunshu left.

Xuanlong had no choice but to get into the Qingluan car and set off for Qinghui.

Luanfeng let out a long cry, spread its colorful wings, and soared into the sky.

Xie Yunshu was dressed in white and sat in the red luan car. Under his feet was a piece of white cloud washed away by the luan car, floating gently under his feet like cotton candy.The golden sunlight sprinkled on the sea of ​​cotton candy, it was warm, soft and beautiful, making people want to take a bite.

Xie Yunshu couldn't help but picked a white cloud and played with it for a while, then put it in his mouth and ate it.The taste is quite good, it's really like cotton candy, and it's a little sweet.

Suddenly, the curtain of the car window was lifted slightly, and a cloud of colorful cotton candy was handed in by a good-looking hand.

Xie Yunshu was taken aback.He he he, didn't he ride with that Xuanlong?Could it be that he has been following his car to see adultery?

Xie Yunshu didn't take the colorful cotton candy, and opened the curtain of the car and said angrily to the outside: "Come in!"

A moment later, the young man in Tsing Yi knelt obediently at his feet, holding a cotton candy made of colorful clouds in his hand.

Lu Xuanming lowered his eyes, and obediently said: "Master, Xuanming really knew his mistake."

Xie Yunshu: ...you know what a fart!

The young man knelt at his feet, gently tugged at the hem of Xie Yunshu's clothes, and said softly, "Master..."

Xie Yunshu: Holding grass?Is Xuan Mingda acting like a baby with me?

That insanely cool and domineering Xuan Mingda, who is about to dominate the Three Realms in the future and beat himself to ashes, is actually acting like a baby with himself!Xie Yunshu felt that his three views were shattered.After finally picking up Sanguan from the ground and sticking it together, Xie Yunshu finally squeezed out two words between his teeth:

"stand up."

Hearing this, Lu Xuanming quickly got up and stood up straight.

He has injuries and has been exhausted for the past few days, so it's not good for him to stand up.Xie Yunshu moved his body aside, and said coldly, "Sit."

Lu Xuanming raised his head in disbelief, glanced at Xie Yunshu, and sat down beside him politely.

Lu Xuanming turned his head away from looking at Lu Xuanming, looked at the clouds and sunlight outside, and tried to ignore his existence.

Now when I see him, or even think about him, I think about that... I feel bad.

Who the hell is who... despicable, shameless, sinister and cunning... and how did he know that he would be hooked by Xuan Mingda... I, me, I didn't even know that I would be hooked by Xuan Mingda... …

Xie Yunshu was in a trance when someone gently pushed his arm.Turning his head, he saw the person beside him holding Caiyun Cotton Candy in both hands and handing it to him.The boy's uniquely pleasant voice said: "Master accept this, please forgive Xuan Ming this time."

Xie Yunshu looked down at the cotton candy that the young man was holding in both hands and carefully presented in front of him. With a slight sigh in his heart, he took it and held it in his hand without saying a word.

Although Master accepted the cloud, he still ignored him.Lu Xuanming could only actively chat with him to gain his favor and forgiveness.

"Master, look at that cloud, coiled together, does it look like a snake?"

"Ah."

"Master, I heard that you once beheaded a snake demon and a turtle with a sword in Wudang Mountain?"

Xie Yunshu: "Yes..."

It turns out that you are waiting for me here, and you have learned to use scenery to draw topics.Xie Yunshu said in his heart, those are all the great achievements of the original owner, not me.

"Master, can you tell me what happened?" Lu Xuanming stared at him immediately, with a look of worshiping gods, "Xuanming has always heard that Master is not only good at lightning, but also proficient in swordsmanship. The head of the Sword Immortal."

"Cough..." Xie Yunshu was embarrassed by Lu Xuanming's words, tried his best to recall the plot, and said to his adoring apprentice, "It all happened two years ago. At that time, as a teacher in Wudang The mountain has just been enlightened."

"There are two monsters like this, they are the subordinates of the demon king Fushe, and they are still occupying the foot of Wudang Mountain, and they want to be my enemy."

Lu Xuanming continued, "Master not only slashed the demon with his sword, but also defeated the demon king. A thunderbolt struck eight hundred miles away from the demon mountain."

"Cough." It was all the great achievements of the original owner, Xie Yunshu was embarrassed by the words, and said, "It's all the past..."

"Master is so powerful, can these be taught to Xuan Ming?"

Xie Yunshu thought for a while and said, "Okay, let's wait a while. We'll talk about it when you recover from your injury."

Xuan Mingda, I will teach you when I go back to the original owner's practice diary and the memory of his body to study on my own in the past few days.I can't mistake my son...

Along the way, Xie Yunshu, who originally wanted to ignore Lu Xuanming, was dragged into a very lively chat. From childhood to adulthood, from past experiences to future plans, Lu Xuanming set out what to say.

There was someone actively chatting with me along the way, and I returned to Luofu Mountain before I knew it.

After Xie Yunshu's luan chariot stopped in front of the mountain gate, disciples of Qing Hui lined up to welcome him.Shangxian Yunmu stood solemnly at the gate, obviously leading his disciples to wait in front of the mountain gate for a long time.

Lu Xuanming jumped out of the luan car first, turned around and opened the curtain, and helped Xie Yunshu get out of the car.

Looking at Lu Xuanming who was helping Xie Yunshu step by step down from the Luan carriage, and his hands tightly held with Xie Yunshu, Shangxian Yunmu narrowed his eyes slightly.

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At night, Lu Xuanming resumed the night vigil routine, and kept vigil for Xie Yunshu as usual.No matter how Xie Yunshu rushed, he insisted on guarding Xie Yunshu and refused to leave.

Thinking of the relationship between myself and the unknown who was turned into Lu Xuanming.Xie Yunshu thought about Lu Xuanming's face, he was beside him at the moment, so he couldn't sleep no matter what.

As soon as he closed his eyes, Xie Yunshu felt that Lu Xuanming came over and kissed him suddenly.

Then, he kissed all the way down the neck, and stripped off his clothes, wanting to be like him.

Suddenly, that face changed its appearance and became a black shadow whose face could not be seen clearly!Frightened, he quickly opened his eyes.

However, looking outside the door, Lu Xuanming was still standing respectfully at the door ten feet away from him, guarding the door peacefully.

Xie Yunshu secretly wiped off his sweat, thinking that if this day continues like this, it will be impossible.

Xie Yunshu got up without saying a word, put on his outer shirt, pushed open the door of the bedroom, and walked out in front of Lu Xuanming.

Seeing Xie Yunshu get up suddenly in the middle of the night, Lu Xuanming took two steps forward and asked, "Master, where are you going?"

Xie Yunshu said: "You don't come here at night these days, and you don't come back to live as a teacher."

Lu Xuanming was slightly surprised, and immediately lowered his eyes and asked, "But Master is still angry with Xuanming?"

Xie Yun didn't say a word, and didn't dare to look up at Lu Xuanming's disappointed eyes. He went down the stone steps in front of the hall and walked away slowly.

Xie Yunshu was thinking as he walked, where would he go to sleep alone at night?

Just find a palace where no one is there. Sleeping alone in a strange place is always scary, and what if you encounter a ghost?

If you go to sleep in a crowded place, if you are bumped into by someone, how will you explain it to others?

Finally, Xie Yunshu had a good idea and went to sleep in Lu Xuanming's room.I am very familiar with it and will not be afraid.Moreover, Xuan Ming had warned those ghosts greatly, and he would not see ghosts there.

Moreover, I want to become a group of cats!I don't believe that any pervert would like to have something to do with a cat!

Then, a ball of snow-white cats nimbly jumped into Lu Xuanming's room.

Xie Miaomiao quickly climbed onto Lu Xuanming's bed, covered herself with a quilt, and prepared to sleep peacefully in Lu Xuanming's room until dawn.

As soon as Xie Miaomiao closed her eyes, her fluffy little arm was pushed by a piercing finger.

Has Xuan Ming returned to his room so soon?Xie Miaomiao opened her sleepy eyes and raised them to see who poked her.

"Meow!" Seeing what was in front of him, Xie Miaomiao jumped three feet from the bed in fright, then rolled to the ground with a grunt, and all the snow-white fur on his body exploded.

"Meow! Meow meow!" Woo!Ghost!

In front of Xie Miaomiao, a ghost with a face full of pus was stretching towards him with two paws covered in white bones and black blood.

Its eye sockets are two black holes, which are covered with green cauliflower-like things, and the red to black tongue hangs long and long. It has already hung on the floor of the room, and it is covered with white worms.

Seeing that Xie Miaomiao was startled by his own appearance and screamed, the ghost let out three weird laughs, and suddenly a stench came into his nostrils.

"Meow..." Xie Miaomiao shrank to the foot of the bed, hugging the foot of the bed with two little paws and shivering, forgetting that he was clearly a great god of demon slaying.