Meow Patriarch's Daily Life [Transmigration Book]

Xie Yunshu remained calm, and gently raised his hand to clamp that wretched hand.Just listening to the sound of "哢", the opponent's wrist bone was crushed.

"Ah!" The gangster whose wrist bone was crushed cried out in pain, one hand was already hanging on his arm, unable to move.

Seeing this, the remaining punks immediately panicked and took a few steps back.

Xie Yunshu took a few steps forward without changing his face, and the gangsters turned around and ran away in fright, disappearing into the bustling crowd on the street.

After the gangsters ran away, Xie Yunshu leaned over and helped the candied haws vendor up from the ground.I saw that his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and a piece of his forehead was broken.

Seeing that Xie Yunshu came back to help him, the peddler grinned happily, and casually patted the dust on his clothes. Excited and shy at the same time, he lowered his head and smiled, "Thank you, Taoist priest! I'm fine!"

Obviously knowing that this is an illusion, Xie Yunshu always feels that the person in front of him is too real and too vivid.Such a simple peddler with such a bright smile, is it really a fake?Xie Yunshu sighed softly in his heart, and leaned over to lift the candied haws sticks that the peddler had just knocked over from the ground.

Originally, the candied haws were full of bright red and crystal clear, but now the candied haws are all covered with dust and dirt, and some rock candy has been knocked off a few corners.

The peddler took the stick of candied haws, took off a bunch of candied haws and carefully blew a couple of mouthfuls, but couldn't clean it.He lowered his head in frustration, his watery eyes were full of grievance and sadness.

"Don't be sad." The peddler was about the same age as Xuan Ming, and in Xie Yunshu's eyes, he was still a child.Xie Yunshu hated the young boy's aggrieved appearance the most, patted him on the shoulder, handed him the bunch of candied haws in his hand, and said, "Here are the bunches for you."

The peddler looked up at Xie Yunshu, sniffed, and said, "This is candied haws for you."

Xie Yunshu smiled and said, "Take it."

The peddler obediently took the candied haws and held them in his hand.

Xie Yunshu knew that this child lived entirely on the candied haws, and now that the candied haws were all broken and his body was injured, it would be embarrassing to go to the doctor's office.Thinking that he must not accept his money, he personally accompanied him to the clinic to bandage the wound.

After coming out of the clinic, it was almost dusk. Although Xie Yunshu didn't need to eat, he knew that it was time for ordinary people to have dinner, so he took the vendor to the restaurant for dinner.

After sitting down and ordering the food, the hawker excitedly chatted with Xie Yunshu about his affairs before the food was served.

The peddler said that his name was Ah Jian, and he originally made a living from fishing in Xiaoli Village by the Linjiang River.One night two months ago, while fishing by the river, I suddenly saw a white light in the sky, and then lost consciousness.After waking up, it was on this street, and Xiaoli Village was no longer to be found.And after asking all the people here, no one knew where Xiaoli Village was.

Ah Jian has no choice but to choose one person to settle down here.At the beginning, I could only sleep on the street.Later, a kind aunt lent him three taels of silver as the capital, and Ah Kuan began to sell candied haws to make ends meet.

Ah Jian built a thatched hut in the suburbs by himself.He lived in a thatched cottage in the suburbs at night, and went to the city to sell candied haws on the street during the day to make a living.

After listening to Ah Jian's words, Xie Yunshu guessed in his mind that when Jiu Ye used the map of Wanli Kun to fight those immortal cultivators who came to collect monsters, Ah Jian happened to be fishing on the shore, and was accidentally included in the map together.

"Daoist, do you know how to go back to Xiaoli Village?" Ah Gang scratched his head and asked weakly.

Xie Yunshu shook his head and said, "Don't worry, if I can go out, I will take you with me. After leaving here, you will naturally find your way home."

"Yeah." Ah Hard nodded seriously.

When the food came, Ah Jian hurriedly gobbled up the rice and vegetables in the bowl.Xie Yunshu still just watched him eat, not daring to touch a bite of the food.

Ah Jian ate and ate, and suddenly realized something.Holding the chopsticks in one hand and the big bowl in the other, he raised his head with rice grains all over his face: "Master Daoist, why don't you eat?"

Xie Yunshu said, "I'm not hungry."

"Why aren't you hungry?" Ah Jian said with his eyes widened in disbelief, "You have been with me all afternoon and haven't eaten anything! Daoist, is it because I ate too fast and you are afraid that I won't have enough to eat so you let me eat?" Daoist, you eat together, Ah Gang will be full!"

Xie Yunshu shook his head and said, "Ah Hard, I've already bigued, so I don't need to eat."

"Hmm..." Ah Jian blinked half-understanding, and said, "Aren't you very good, Taoist priest? You don't need to eat anymore? It would be great if Ah Jian didn't need to eat, so he wouldn't be hungry, no If you are hungry, you don’t need to spend money to buy food, you can save the money and buy a hairpin for Ah Ruan when you return to Xiaoli Village..."

Ah Jian muttered to himself, then lowered his head to pick up the rice again.As if he hadn't eaten for a long time, he wolfed down all the food on the table, leaving not a single drop of soup left.

After dinner, it was completely dark, Ah Gang dragged Xie Yunshu back to live with him in his small hut in the suburbs.

A hard little hut is very simple.A few wooden beams are erected around, and reeds are used to weave the walls one by one, and the thatched roof is scattered here and there, and a few stars can shine through.Fortunately, it was not a windy or rainy day, otherwise it would not only leak, but also fall down if the wind blows.

On one of the "walls" of the small hut, there is also a painting.Xie Yunshu approached curiously to take a look, and couldn't help feeling chills.The painting turned out to be five monsters with green faces and fangs!

Behind Xie Yunshu, Ah Jian laughed and said: "A wizard sold this painting to me. He said that the more powerful the ghost, the better it can subdue those lonely and wild ghosts. I just need this when I live in the suburbs."

What kind of crooked ways are these?When Xie Yunshu heard this, he just smiled.

There was no bed in the small hut, and the two of them could only sleep on the floor.Ah Jian only had a thin quilt, and he forced it to Xie Yunshu.

Xie Yunshu knew that this child was very stubborn, and he was carved out of the same mold as his family Xuan Mingda, so he had to cover him with his quilt.I thought about waiting for Ah Gang to fall asleep at night, and then cover him quietly.

It was late at night, and Ah Kuan lay beside Xie Yunshu with his arms pillowed on his pillow, and suddenly asked, "Master Daoist, did you hear anything?"

Xie Yunshu shuddered and listened carefully for a while.In the distance, there were indeed bursts of sound of beating gongs and drums, accompanied by people singing.It's just that the sound is a little far away, and I can't hear what people are singing.

"It seems that there is an opera troupe singing outside." Ah Jian turned his head in surprise, and said to Xie Yunshu, "Let's go out and have a look!"

In the middle of the night, what theater troupe will be singing?Xie Yunshu knew that there was probably something wrong with that voice, so he clenched the Changsu sword beside him, got up and followed Ah Gang out the door.

There is a forest outside the house, and the sound of singing comes through the gaps in the forest, babbling and babbling.The noisy and hoarse sound of gongs, drums and huqin, and the melodious and long opera tune made Xie Yunshu's hair stand on end.

Ah Jian was not afraid at all, and happily pulled Xie Yunshu's sleeve, almost jumping up in excitement: "Listen, Daoist, it's really the voice of singing!"

As he spoke, Ah Duan pulled Xie Yunshu's sleeves and walked into the woods, intending to go through the woods to watch a play there.

Xie Yunshu followed Ah Gang with his sword, and was on guard all the way, being extra careful.

Walking to the depths of the woods, there is a small open space in the middle of the woods, and a small stage is temporarily built in the middle of the open space.Red candles were lit all around the stage, and the dim candlelight illuminated the middle of the stage slightly.Although the light is still a little dim, it is enough to watch the show at night.

With the weak candlelight and the moonlight coming through the gaps in the branches, Xie Yunshu saw rows of benches neatly placed in front of the stage, and two people sat neatly on each bench.

Since it was an intermission at this time, none of the characters on the stage had yet appeared.I saw that those who watched the theater sat upright and didn't say a word.

Xie Yunshu and Ah Jian are behind them, and you can only see their long hair neatly tied half on top of their heads with blue headbands, half on their shoulders, and straight blue bodies—their clothes, hairstyles, Even the poses are exactly the same!

Xie Yunshu was secretly surprised, how could these people sit so upright and upright while watching a play, they didn't even say a word, and they even dressed exactly the same?

Xie Yunshu was thinking about it when he felt something hit him on the shoulder.Turning his head, he saw that Ah Jian was digging his ears with both hands, and hit his shoulder with his elbow.

Seeing that Xie Yunshu turned his head to look at him, Ah Gang smiled embarrassedly, and quickly put his elbow down.

Xie Yunshu smiled slightly.

"Dang!" A gong sounded, which seemed to be the beginning of the play.Xie Yunshu followed the prestige and saw a few people wearing various martial arts costumes walking towards the stage one after another.

Looking through the light in front of the stage, Xie Yunshu was taken aback. The five people on the stage with green faces and long fangs were exactly the same as the five monsters in the picture that Ah Gang hung in the hut!

The five green-faced and long-toothed monsters raised their heads, looked at the audience gloomyly, and shouted loudly, as if they were singing an opera.

Xie Yunshu's heart skipped a beat, and he tightly held the long sword in his hand.

Ah Jian beside him clapped his hands vigorously, and unconsciously shouted: "Okay!"

When the spectators in front of the stage heard the sound behind them, they all turned their heads in a daze.

In an instant, Xie Yunshu was suffocated.

The spectators in front of the stage, all dressed up in the same way, all have the same faces!

Pale skin as white as paper, empty black eyes, a strange blood red on both cheeks - all of them were pierced by paper!

"Ah!" Ah Jian, who was beside him, yelled, apparently quite frightened.

"Ah Hard, don't move here." Xie Yunshu pushed Ah Hard behind him, used Changsu to draw a ghost curse in mid-air to protect Ah Hard behind him, and stabbed at the pile of papers with his sword. past.

The play on the stage was still sung by himself, and there was a lot of noise with gongs and drums.Xie Yunshu fought with a bunch of weird paper sticks, and the arms, thighs, and heads of the paper sticks flew everywhere in mid-air.

The noisy sound seemed to have some kind of strange magic power. The more Xie Yunshu listened, the more he felt dazzled and tired, and he couldn't move his hands to cover his hearing.

After splitting the last paper piercer in half, Xie Yunshu's eyes went dark, and he couldn't hold on and fell to the ground.

Under the cold moonlight, Ah Jian walked out slowly from the bushes, calmly took out two earplugs from both ears, looked down at Xie Yunshu who had fainted on the ground, and said with a sneer: "As expected of Master Xie, nine Under the Yin Duohun Qu formation, they were able to persist for so long—and even killed all of my subordinates."

On the stage, five ghosts with green faces and long fangs jumped off the stage one after another, knelt down in front of Ah Jian, and shouted "right protector" in unison.

Ah Jian let out a cold snort from his nose, leaned down and pinched Xie Yunshu's chin with two fingers: "I usually don't pay much attention to it, but today I just realized that the head of Qing Hui has such a good-looking face."

The green-faced, fang-toothed ghost immediately became agitated when he heard the words, panting heavily through his nose.A hard hooked his lips, and comforted him: "Don't worry, the king has played enough, maybe he will reward you."

"Tie him away!"