Part-Time Taoist Priest

"The shape is not filthy, and death is not as bad as life. Rub your palms and eyes three times, the green dragon is on my left, the white tiger is on my right, the red bird is in front of me, and the basalt is behind me. God forbids water to remove dust and dirt, and is as urgent as a law!"

Fang Zhe wiped his eyes with his palm and recited a mantra. There must be some filth blinding his eyes to see this scene!

This must be an illusion set by Dirty Thing based on his previous misunderstandings!Weasel, has the weasel come back?

Fang Zhe looked down for the weasel all over the ground.

It wasn't until Xie Lingya struggled to close the door after seeing him that Fang Zhe thought desperately:

This is not a hallucination, the Sunshine View can't let dirty things in...

Xie Lingya was in a state of half-consciousness and half-drunk, on the one hand he was dizzy from drinking too much, on the other hand he knew that ouch seemed to have been smashed.

After closing the door, he sat on the ground leaning against the door, thinking it was wrong, he had already seen what was the use of closing the door again, so he opened the door with difficulty and said, "Do you want to come in?"

Fang Zhe: "..."

He was still there.

Shi Changxuan called Xie Lingya, and Xie Lingya thought, there is really no way to talk today, he was too dizzy, so he shook his head and changed his mind again: "Don't come in, you go back to sleep first, and I will talk to you tomorrow .”

Fang Zhe walked back in a daze, and heard the sound of Xie Lingya closing the door, and the sound of him slamming back on the bed, and realized that the two of them didn't try to avoid suspicion after being discovered, and continued to sleep together...

……

In the morning, Xie Lingya woke up and found that he was asleep on his back. He took his hands away from Shi Changxuan's chest, sat up and wiped his face, and quickly went through what happened before going to bed yesterday in his mind.

"...Hey," Xie Lingya pushed Shi Changxuan, "Did Fang Zhe run into us last night?"

Shi Changxuan opened his eyes, "Yes."

Xie Lingya: "..."

He was speechless, it was a mistake to drink, and he came out of the closet by accident, and he wanted to continue laying the groundwork.Last night, my mind was filled with glue, and I knew something was wrong in my heart, but I couldn't react too much. Now I don't have that emotion if I want to "fuck it" again.

Xie Lingya still remembered that he said he wanted to talk to Fang Zhe, so he got up to wash up.

Liu Lingtong said pitifully: "Yesterday I wanted to remind Master..."

Xie Lingya thought about it carefully, and vaguely remembered that Liu Lingtong called him at that time, but he was drunk and ignored him at all, "It's okay, it's not your fault, Fang Zhe is so big, some truths should be told to him."

When Xie Lingya went to find Fang Zhe, Fang Zhe was absent-mindedly drinking the tonic boiled by Hai Guanchao.

Hai Guanchao was still surprised, why Fang Zhe didn't howl this time and was about to vomit blood.

Seeing Xie Lingya, Fang Zhe almost choked, Hai Guanchao stabilized the bowl, "Don't spill it! It's very expensive!"

"Ahem..." Fang Zhe coughed a few times, and hurriedly drank the rest of the medicine, "I, let's have a private chat."

Xie Lingya thought about it: "No need, since Dr. Hai is here, let's talk together."

They are all from the same unit, so it’s not easy to argue with this one or that one. It’s fine if Hai Guanchao is not there. I will figure out what’s going on when I think about it later when I know it.

Besides, Xie Lingya has never come out of the closet, and he has never even been in a relationship. He just thinks it seems a bit silly to call everyone together to talk about it. If you catch up with them, tell them first.

Hai Guanchao nodded, not paying attention to what he had to say, pointing to the bowl and saying, "You have one more sip, you can drink it up."

Fang Zhe was dying of anxiety, grabbed the medicine bowl and drank it up in one gulp, stuffed it back to Hai Guanchao.

Xie Lingya: "Hey, what you saw is actually the truth. Not long ago, Shi Changxuan and I were together when we went to the provincial capital."

Fang Zhe: "..."

Hai Guanchao: "Aren't you always together, you are inseparable everywhere you go."

Xie Lingya: "I'm talking about falling in love."

The bowl in Hai Guanchao's hand hit the ground and shattered into eight pieces, "???"

Xie Lingya pretended to be calm and experienced, "Why are you surprised, haven't we been laying the groundwork for you all this time, so that you can be mentally prepared?"

Hai Guanchao almost vomited blood, took a teacup, poured himself a cup of tonic and drank it all, "...You, are you kidding?"

He also wanted to guess that Xie Lingya was talking about running the train again, but judging from Fang Zhe's expression, he knew something was wrong, maybe it was true.

But what is this guy talking about? Did he pave the way for everyone a while ago?Just the gibberish? !

Hai Guanchao was the most unacceptable. He teased the most vigorously because he didn't believe it the least. He felt that Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan were close comrades in arms from head to toe. This turn was so sudden.

Fang Zhe also said weakly, "Why..."

He also looked straight at Xie Lingya. He played with Xie Lingya when he was a child, and he still remembered that Xie Lingya was very attractive to little girls at that time, and he didn't show that he didn't like girls at all.

However, both Fang Zhe and Hai Guanchao are well-informed and have no opinion on other people's sexual orientation, especially if this other person is Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan.They were just surprised that their judgment was wrong. They didn't know how these two people developed under everyone's noses. They were so shocked.

"This kind of thing, if you talk about it in detail, you will blame me for showing affection. If you don't talk about it, how do you understand it when you are single." Xie Lingya said annoyedly, "Otherwise, you will be regarded as excellent people and have an obligation to be with another excellent person, so as to be more beautiful. Let's create more miracles."

Fang Zhe & Shi Changxuan: "..."

Xie Lingya said as if nothing had happened: "If you still can't figure it out, you can talk to other people and communicate. Just a small amount, he is too straight-minded, I will tell him later."

Fang Zhe: "..."

"I won't say it, but if you want to say it yourself, you can be lazy when you come out of the closet?" Hai Guanchao looked a little dazed, and poured another cup of tonic and drank it to calm the shock.He couldn't imagine himself pulling Xiaoliang or Zhang Daoting "You two brothers are a couple, let's talk", he would probably be accused of spreading rumors.

Xie Lingya didn't expect to be spotted by him. He really didn't want to make a big fuss and say that he was in love with his seniors one by one, so he laughed dryly, "If you don't say it, don't say it. I'm going to draw a talisman for nothing."

When Xie Lingya turned to leave, he met Zhang Daoting coming over. He greeted Xie Lingya, saw Fang Zhe and Hai Guanchao were both dumbfounded, and asked, "What's the matter, what did Teacher Xie say?"

Fang Zhe and Hai Guanchao showed hesitant expressions...

……

There are not many people in Baoyang Temple, but with this speed of news spreading, it may take some time before everyone knows about it.Xie Lingya still had to think about how to tell his uncle and father about this matter.

Shi Changxuan has nothing to worry about. His parents are both Taoist priests. Although they are Huoju Taoist priests, they are not as enthusiastic about having children as ordinary people.Based on his understanding of his parents, although there is no precedent in his family, it is not difficult to communicate with him.

"To be honest, it was because of Fang Zhe that we pushed this matter forward a bit. I didn't plan to tell my family right now." Xie Lingya said to Hai Guanchao while sitting in front of the clinic's counter.

Hai Guanchao: "..."

Xie Lingya: "Yesterday we hooked up, Liu Bohe saw it, and said that we have a really good relationship. I just wanted to take advantage of the situation and tell him, but he left. It's a pity, it's a pity."

Hai Guanchao: "..."

Hai Guanchao broke down and said, "Can you spare us? I said what's the use?"

Fang Zhe: "..."

Just because they are the only two people in the Taoist temple who know about the adulterous relationship between these two, is Xie Lingya using it as a consultation hotline?God knows neither of them have ever come out of the closet.

Xie Lingya: "Master, can't you show your spirit of helping others?"

"Don't call me master, you are my master, is that okay?" Hai Guanchao complained, "I think you were very fluent in scaring us that day!"

Although he finally got his wish and heard Xie Lingya calling him Master——from Shi Changxuan, Xie Lingya still couldn't escape this seniority, but he really didn't feel any joy in his heart...

"That's because Fang Zhe has already bumped into the scene, so I didn't say anything." Xie Lingya explained, "I also took care of everyone's acceptance."

Hai Guanchao wanted to sneer.

At this moment, the door was pushed open, and a middle-aged man came in hurriedly, and said to Hai Guanchao, "Are you Doctor Hai? I want you to see a patient!"

Hai Guanchao is now well-known in Fuyang City. Seeing this man sweating profusely, fearing that the patient is in danger, he stood up straight and said, "What's the situation? Where is the patient?"

"My brother has a problem with his brain!" the man choked out, "The doctor in the hospital said that he would be hospitalized, and that he would be given a tranquilizer when he became crazy, but he was alone, but he fell ill after going out for a trip. I really can't be reconciled. I heard that you are very good at treating difficult and miscellaneous diseases, so I brought it to have a look. You are in the car now."

"Not every mental illness can be cured by me. I can only check the pulse first. If it doesn't work, sending it to the hospital is the best choice." Hai Guanchao said seriously, "Mental illness is different from other diseases. It will hurt yourself, your family members, and innocent passers-by, and it is best to send them to the hospital for professional guarding and treatment."

The man resentfully said: "...Yes, my parents were pushed so hard by him that they couldn't come out together. You are my last hope, alas."

"Then Ling Ya, come with me, so that the patient won't break free at any time." Hai Guanchao knew from looking at the man's physique, as long as his brother was not congenitally deficient, his physique would not be much worse, so caution is the most important thing.

Xie Lingya went out with him, went out with him, and went to the car at the entrance of the alley. When the man opened the door, he saw a man who looked very similar to him staring blankly at the front seat. The man called his younger brother to come out, and his younger brother rushed out .

Fortunately, everyone was well prepared, and they rushed to the clinic with all their hands and feet.

The man introduced himself as Liang Yao, and his younger brother was Liang Guang. Both of them worked in the garage. Not to mention they were particularly strong, but they still had some strength. Especially when Liang Guang was ill, three grown men could hold him down.

After dragging the man to the clinic, Liang Guang suddenly burst into tears and laughed, the two expressions were mixed together very strangely, and he began to sing again, holding the orchid finger, "In spring, the acacia magnolia flowers are bright, and the grasses are full of buds everywhere , Liu Ruyan, my husband is outside as a guest, dressing up lazily..."

With a twisted expression, he sang while brushing his fingers over his sideburns, as if stroking his non-existent long hair—both of them had extremely short cropped hair.

The throat was pinched even more thinly, making everyone goosebumps when they heard it.

Hai Guanchao asked: "He...has always been like this?"

Liang Yao said blankly: "Yeah, sometimes they grabbed me and beat me, sometimes they sang like this, every time they sang differently."

Hai Guanchao suddenly asked, "Are you locals?"

Liang Yao nodded, "Yes, my grandfather came from Quenan at that time."

It was also a relocation within the province. Hai Guanchao touched the bristling hairs on his body, and seeing that Liang Yao didn't think anything was wrong, he couldn't help but said: "You probably haven't heard him sing this song before, have you?" , the little song he sang is obviously from the Wushan area, and the accent also has certain Wushan characteristics..."

Liang Yao was startled, "Doctor, what do you mean?"

Hai Guanchao pointed at him and said, "Don't you really think that he looks like a woman in every move and demeanor? Your brother used to be like this too?"

"No, but, but there is something wrong with his brain." Liang Yao still resisted Hai Guanchao's attempt to guide him in the direction.

Hai Guanchao sighed and said: "If something goes wrong again, it's impossible to even change your accent. How did your brother become like this?"

Liang Yao said confusedly: "I thought I learned it by watching TV, and now my potential has been stimulated." He talked about the scientific truth in his imagination, "Besides, he also learned other accents."

Xie Lingya and Fang Zhe almost pissed at the side, they both felt that it was not good, "You should first talk about what went wrong!"

Liang Yao hurriedly said: "I was not at the scene that day. It is said that my brother and his girlfriend went to the mountain for a picnic. He didn't want to take a detour when he went to collect firewood. In addition, he probably wanted to save face in front of his girlfriend, so he jumped over the graves one by one..."

Three people: "..."

"I jumped two or three times, then my foot slipped and I fell down. When I came back, it was like this, and my girlfriend also broke up." Liang Yao said dryly, "Doctor Hai, isn't it just that the nerves in the head were wrongly connected because of the fall?"

At this time, Liang Guang stopped singing the song, took a breather and started singing again, this time with a different accent, "The Qing Dynasty ruled in peace, if the girl tonight misses her husband, mother, you are so confused..."

Hai Guanchao pointed at him and said, "Mr. Liang, do you really think that this is pure brain damage?"

Liang Yao really felt this way, and he collapsed when asked, "Doctor Hai, what's going on with you, could it be that you've been bewitched by an evil spirit?"

As soon as he said it, he himself fell silent.I just feel that I have had such an idea faintly, but I just dare not think about it.

"You are a doctor..." Liang Yaoyou muttered nonchalantly.

"Then you look for him, he is a Taoist priest." Hai Guanchao pointed to Xie Lingya, "He came to visit from Baoyang Temple."

Liang Yao: "..."

Xie Lingya: "..." I am not!

Liang Yao had no choice but to ask, "Then find this one, can he be cured?"

Hai Guanchao said: "If you want to, try it. No one dares to say [-]%, but there is hope."

Liang Yao thought about what happened to his younger brother these days, if he didn't try, would he really be sent to a nursing home?He has seen the situation there, and in the place that their family can afford, there is not even a single room, and he doesn't know when it will look good.

Liang Yao hesitated and said, "How to try?"

"If you really want to try, then I can guarantee that there will be no drastic means." Xie Lingya first asked his opinion, and after getting a positive answer, he rolled up his sleeves, "Come on, master protect me .”

Hai Guanchao quietly rolled his eyes.

……

Liang Guang's symptoms are obviously bewitched by evil spirits, or ghosts upper body, being possessed by evil spirits.And unlike ordinary bewitched evil spirits, he seemed to have provoked more than one ghost.

"Let's talk? I know you can hear me." Xie Lingya looked at Liang Guang and said.

Liang Guang caressed his cheek as if no one else was there, and ignored Xie Lingya.

This is normal, many ghosts are somewhat surly, especially the vengeful ones, and they are not very polite when facing humans.

"Okay, let's talk in another way." Xie Lingya considered Liang Yao's ability to accept, and used Zhu Youshu to solve the problem. The patriarchs of Baoyang Temple traveled all over the world and saw many such cases. Xie Lingya didn't have too much contact with it. , but there are many examples for reference.

It happened that Liang Guang was having an attack right now, Xie Lingya called out to Hai Guanchao and Fang Zhe, "Master, you and Fang Zhe press the left hand for the ghost gate and ghost market, Liang Yao and I press the right."

Liang Yao showed an expression of wanting to cry or not, Xie Lingya saw it and said speechlessly: "Can I put it another way? Press Daling acupoint and Chengjiang acupoint."

In order to comfort the family, Hai Guanchao and Fang Zhe pressed the center of Liang Guang's palm and the two places below his mouth, while explaining to him that these two acupuncture points in Chinese medicine are called ghost gate and ghost market, because the ancients believed that Mental illnesses are caused by ghosts and spirits. Some acupoints have been summed up, and pressing them can calm the patient or be good for the patient.

Zhu Youshu is originally connected with medical skills. Ancient witch doctors are one. In their concept, holding down the ghost gate and ghost market is to restrain the ghosts on the evildoer, so that they cannot make trouble or escape.

At this time, Liang Guang showed pain, and began to sweat. His clothes were soaked in an instant, but he couldn't move his body.

Xie Lingya turned a deaf ear, and freed up one hand to stab Liang Guang's shoulders with Hai Guanchao's silver needles in the well. The speed was so fast that Liang Guang's mouth suddenly changed into screams, and he begged Liang Yao, saying that he was in so much pain, let his brother Free yourself.

Liang Yao seemed moved, "My younger brother knows me, okay?"

"No, you must not move." Xie Lingya warned him, "It's not your younger brother who is begging for mercy. If you let him go now, they will succeed. Maybe they run away or hide, and it will be troublesome to find your younger brother later."

If it's just to drive away the ghosts, he can use the Lingguan Jue or press the mountain source, but now Liang Guang should have offended the dead souls, so it's not suitable for such a simple treatment.

Liang Yao trembled, his hands that were loose at first tightened again.The main reason is that Hai Guanchao explained to him that the places they press are explained in Chinese medicine, and nothing will happen.It was Xie Lingya's needle stick that made him a little psychologically disturbed.

Xie Lingya stabbed Liang Guang yelling again and again, begging Liang Yao for mercy was useless, and then begged for mercy with his throat squeezed, "Don't, don't stab me, just say something!"

"Stop singing?" Xie Lingya sounded like he was really begging for mercy. He still pressed the ghost door with one hand, and recorded with his mobile phone with the other: "Then tell your name first, and the correct posture for speaking well."

Liang Guang hummed and chirped: "Then can you relax first?"

"You talk first." Xie Lingya was unmoved.

Liang Guang reported his name, and Xie Lingya used his mobile phone to record, name, place of origin, and why he was possessed. The more he remembered, the more surprised he became, because Liang Guang kept changing his tone and kept talking.

In the end, Xie Lingya counted, and Liang Guang reported eighteen identities!

Liang Yao's eyes turned black when he heard that, there really are ghosts living on his younger brother, even more than one or two...

Xie Lingya took a deep breath: "Are you renting out Liang Guang as a group?"

Hai Guanchao said pitifully, "No, you're here to rectify it."

Xie Lingya: "..."

Moreover, according to the information reported by Liang Guang, most of these ghosts are from Wushan and Sushan provinces. Xie Lingya was about to say that Liang Guang climbed a local mountain. Why are there so many ghosts from other places? Suddenly remembered something and said, "I remember When I was young, my uncle said that there were times when Wushan and Sushan were hit by disasters, and the victims moved to other places, and one of the resettlement sites was Fuyang. But that was decades ago.”

These dead souls attached to Liang Guang were the victims of the disaster back then, no wonder they could sing ditties from those two places.

Liang Guang said coyly again: "This kid stepped on our heads several times, how can we bear it, and come up to take revenge, otherwise we will be nothing but ghosts, tell me, is there something wrong with that?"

"That's right." Xie Lingya said calmly.

Liang Yao became anxious, "Master Dao, what do you mean? My brother really didn't do it on purpose!"

Xie Lingya said seriously: "So now is an opportunity for everyone to sit down and have a good talk about compensation. What do you need your family members and Liang Guang to do to calm down?"

"I want gold, silver and jewelry!"

"I want to reincarnate!"

"I want Liang Guang to rest my grave!"

"..."

Xie Lingya pressed quickly with one hand, recording their request.

At this moment, "Liang Guang" choked out and said, "I, I want a villain."

Xie Lingya didn't raise his head: "I'll give you the boys and girls who burned the paper."

"No," Liang Guang stretched his neck, and the ghost attached to him showed an urgent expression, "I want that little ghost on your shoulder. My son was as big as I was when I died. Take it for me as a companion."

Liu Lingtong:! !

Xie Lingya's movements froze for a moment, and he said speechlessly: "You want your son to find him himself, what kind of substitute is he looking for?"

The other party said confidently: "I think so too. At first I hoped for my son's well-being, but I haven't come to reunite with me after waiting for a long time. I haven't come to visit the grave these years. I can't even see him. I can't leave the cemetery... …Good guy, he is 89 years old this year, and his body is quite tough, I can't wait!"

Everyone: "..."

The other party chattered endlessly: "Even if I come down, I may not recognize the little old man. I still like his appearance when he was a child. It is unlikely that he will be kissed in colorful clothes..."

Xie Lingya's head hurt when he heard that, "Don't say it, don't say it, I tell you, it's impossible. I'm a middleman, not for you to ask me for something, even if Liang Guang wants to buy it, I won't sell it."

The ghost paused for a moment, then said shamelessly, "I want it."

Hai Guanchao showed an expression that he couldn't bear to look directly at. He probably knew that this guy was testing the bottom line of human beings, but without his knowledge, he was actually wandering on the verge of courting death.

"You, you..." Liu Lingtong was so angry that he stuttered a little, and choked out a sentence, "You have to fight that big guy in the east first!"

When talking between the ghost and the Ear God, there is no need to get too close to Liu Lingtong's body. The ghost was dumbfounded when he heard it, and said in a daze, "What big guy?"