Part-Time Taoist Priest

Shi Changxuan shook his head very slowly under the eyes of everyone seeking approval.

Everyone's heart skipped a beat, Daoist Shi and Mr. Xie have such a good relationship, he probably knows some secret things.

Hai Guanchao murmured: "This guy is a 'half fairy' except for class, even if he is a female student at school, he can't just date during class... Could it be an online dating?"

Xie Lingya often plays with his mobile phone, but everyone agrees that he is managing the WeChat official account, or reading the electronic version of Baoyang Notes. This may be the only chance.

Everyone looked at Shi Changxuan nervously, it may not be really...

Shi Changxuan was inconvenient to disclose the real situation, and it was inconvenient to lie, so he finally said: "Since the younger brother said there is, then there must be."

Everyone: "..."

What kind of logic is this? Don't you know what your junior brother said?Why blindly protect? ?

No one expected that they were only one step away from the truth, in every sense of the word.

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After Xie Lingya made arrangements for Baoyang Temple, he bought some travel equipment and booked a ticket to Kunlun Mountain.

That's right, he booked a ticket to Kunlun Mountain, the ancestor of dragon veins.

The mountain of Youdu connects the worlds of Yin and Yang, but not everyone can reach it.There are many folk legends about Youdu Mountain. Some ordinary people think that it does not exist at all, and some think that there is such a mountain, but people don't know which one it corresponds to.

As for the location, according to ancient records, it should be within the territory of Beihai Province, with a radius of [-] miles around Kunlun Mountain.There are too many mountains in the eight hundred miles, which one is specific, and it can be said.

Only some people in religious circles who have inherited it know that Youdu Mountain is located in Kunlun, and the two mountains overlap.

Kunlun Mountain is the capital under the emperor and the gate of the fairy world. Youdu Mountain, which connects to the underworld, is actually half hidden and half hidden in Kunlun.

When Wang Yuji "passed by" such a mysterious place as Youdu Mountain, it was naturally entirely because he went to Kunlun to see the dragon's veins and dropped by the Taoist temple there, otherwise, no one would go to such a place without incident.

When Xie Lingya was preparing, Hai Guanchao came to him, hoping to set off with them.

"I will close the shop for a few days, and I will take a walk with you." Hai Guanchao looked at Xie Lingya's puzzled expression, and repeated, "It's too dangerous for you to go to Kunlun, I can wait around."

There are only two open peaks of Kunlun Mountain, but no matter which one, it is not the place they want to pass through to enter Youdu Mountain, and the places they go are deserted.

Moreover, the altitude is high, prone to altitude sickness, and Fang Zhe has inconvenient legs and feet. This is what Hai Guanchao is worried about.But he also knew that he didn't know alchemy, but it would be good if he could wait on the sidelines. The medical conditions in that place can be imagined.

As for Fang Zhe, he will definitely go. They need the help of Fang Zhe, the descendant of "Book of Luban", to find the ghost.

Xie Lingya thought about it, and there was nothing wrong with them going to Kunlun, that is, they were physically tired and the danger would not be particularly great.However, it is unknown if he will go to Youdu Mountain to find the Yin thing.

If you take Hai Guanchao with you and tell him to wait in Kunlun, that would be a way.

"That's fine." Xie Lingya thought about it before agreeing.

To go to Kunlun Mountain, you have to take a plane first, arrive at a nearby city, and then change to a car.

Four people were carrying three big backpacks, so forget about Fang Zhe.I got up early in the morning to drive to the airport. After several hours of flying, the bus bumped again when I got off the plane.

But this is not bad, Xie Lingya knew that his uncle went to Kunlun Mountain before, the conditions were not good at that time, and he took the train for a day and a night.

But the disadvantage of flying is that, unlike the train, there is a gradual adaptation to the altitude.Shi Changxuan was fine, but Xie Lingya, Fang Zhe, and Hai Guanchao all had altitude sickness to varying degrees.Fortunately, it is not very serious, and it will be much better if you take some medicine.

When I arrived at Kunlun Mountain, I couldn't go up immediately and stayed in a hotel.Xie Lingya made appointments with local people, and taught them how to use some alpine equipment and a little bit of knowledge.This is also Wang Yuji's previous experience, fortunately, otherwise Xie Lingya would not dare to casually venture into places that are inaccessible.

From where they live, they can see Mount Yuzhu in the distance. The top of the mountain is covered with perennial snow. This is the highest peak in the eastern part of Kunlun.They live in a barren area, which is called a hotel. The house has only two floors and is very simple. The surrounding area is bare and there is very little grass.

Xie Lingya brought two roosters from a bustling market, and when they arrived here, even they were wilted.Xie Lingya asks the hotel for a little rice every day and keeps them in his room.

The people in the hotel were actually quite unhappy, and even asked Xie Lingya to sell them the chicken.Of course Xie Lingya didn't want to. He didn't bring this chicken to store food, but to go up the mountain to lure the ghosts of Youdu Mountain.

For this reason, Xie Lingya also paid a deposit to guarantee that the chicken would not dirty the room.

These two chickens are very precious now, and if they die, they have to take a long car to buy them, so Xie Lingya secretly drew symbols and put them in the water for them to eat, hoping that they would last.

"Cheer up, we still have to go up the mountain. If you can hold on, you will have to make a fortune when you get to the underworld. You might be reincarnated in your next life." Xie Lingya comforted with a rooster in his arms.

Hai Guanchao opened the door and came in and saw, "Oh, hot eyes, look at Xie Lingya hugging the chicken."

Residents passing by the door all looked sideways.

Xie Lingya: "..."

Xie Lingya: "You will cause misunderstanding, big cock."

Fang Zhe also squatted down, touched the other chicken, and cast a spell to refresh them a little bit, and he was also worried that the rooster would not be able to hold on.

The four people lived in a suite, with a bed in each room, and a bed in pairs.

"According to this progress, we will be able to climb the mountain the day after tomorrow." Xie Lingya said.

Hai Guanchao said indifferently: "Go up, I'm going to be tossed to death."

Although he was the one who asked to follow him, the conditions were not very good and the training was tiring.

The trainers all thought that they were going to climb Mount Yuzhu, but only the leader knew something about it. He had a lot of contact with Wang Yuji back then, but he kept his mouth very strict and didn't say anything.

In fact, the peak they were going to climb was a little easier than Mount Yuzhu. They could reach the summit in about three days, and only the last section was covered with ice and snow.

They have done so much, not just for that glimmer of hope. In fact, they are not even sure now, even if they capture the creatures from Youdu Mountain, whether the ghosts there can help them find the son of Youdu.

There is no wifi in this place, so there is nothing to do after dinner at night, the four of us get together to read a book, and occasionally play poker.

"It seems a bit cold tonight." Xie Lingya muttered, and closed the window tightly. "It's windy, and there are still dark clouds during the day. It's not a good omen. Let's go to bed early tonight."

They put down their books, took turns to use the bathroom, and went to bed after washing.The bathroom is outside, Xie Lingya and the others slept in the one inside the suite, so the door in the middle doesn't need to be closed, since everyone is male, it is convenient for them to go in and out of the bathroom.

Xie Lingya turned off the light, got into the quilt, and threw himself into Shi Changxuan's warm embrace.

Shi Changxuan tacitly didn't groan, hugged Xie Lingya together, and the two exchanged a kiss in the dark bed.

The rooster next to the bed crowed twice and tried to jump onto the bed.

Xie Lingya turned around and stretched out his hand under the quilt, and pushed it away, "Brother Pheasant, can you be quiet?"

He named two roosters, one called Pheasant and the other Rhubarb.

The rooster lay listlessly in Xie Lingya's nest, giving up the idea of ​​flying to bed.

Xie Lingya could hear what Fang Zhe and Hai Guanchao were saying outside, he hugged Shi Changxuan and sighed: "I miss Fuyang so much."

I miss the good weather in Tuyang, the convenient facilities, eating whatever I want, and the sun in the yard in the afternoon.

Thinking of these, I thought of his uncle, and I don't know how to spend it alone.Fortunately, he still has a partner, and he is much happier with his friends.

"We'll go back when we find it." Shi Changxuan hugged Xie Lingya comfortingly, the two whispered, and the silence slowly fell into silence along with the movement outside, and everyone fell into sleep.

Xie Lingya didn't sleep well, and he didn't know what time it was in the middle of the night. He was woken up by a strange sound, opened his eyes with difficulty, and nodded his head from under the quilt. The room was dark, only a little light came in from the window. .

The pheasant and rhubarb seemed to be awakened by him, and they flapped their wings.

Just now, when he was half asleep and half awake, Xie Lingya always felt that he heard a clicking sound, as if something was being fiddled with.When I woke up and saw it, it was as quiet as before, making people suspect that it was just a dream.

Xie Lingya retracted his head again, but wiped his face under the quilt, pinched himself, and became more and more awake.

He lay on Shi Changxuan's body without moving, as if he was fast asleep.

After a full 5 minutes, the sound rang out again, and Xie Lingya suddenly got out, turned on the bedside lamp, and shouted: "Catch the thief!"

The cold wind poured into the quilt, Shi Changxuan woke up from the cold, and Xie Lingya's voice woke up the two people outside.

Xie Lingya thought it was a thief at first, but when he saw through the light, there was a shiny, huge weasel squatting in the middle of the room. look.

One person and one weasel just looked at each other for a second, and the weasel rushed forward like crazy, hugged Rhubarb, and opened its mouth to bite it.

Rhubarb struggled hard, and the weasel bit it on the neck. Xie Lingya also came back to his senses, grabbed the shoe and slapped it hard, "Fuck you!"

Xie Lingya slapped the weasel several times in the face, slapped it away, and grabbed its tail forcefully.

The pheasant crowed and fluttered, but with a rope tied to its feet, it couldn't fly anywhere.

Rhubarb escaped from the weasel's mouth, his neck was still bleeding, but he was not killed.Xie Lingya bent down and hugged the two chickens in his arms.

Lying on the ground, the weasel bared its teeth arrogantly at Xie Lingya and made a threatening sound. It was a little disgraced by Xie Lingya's beatings.No matter how human and powerful it is, the root of its tail may still be painful.

At this moment, Hai Guanchao and Fang Zhe also rushed in in pajamas, shivering with cold while holding their arms: "Damn it, what is it?"

"Be careful." Xie Lingya stared into the weasel's eyes and said, the weasel looked a bit spiritual, the small eyes looked at Xie Lingya deeply, as if trying to confuse him, but Xie Lingya was unmoved.At this level, it is still inferior to the evil Buddha of Hongyang Dao.

After a while, the weasel moved, turned around and jumped out, and escaped.

Xie Lingya ran to the window to have a look, the window was opened by this guy, he is really smart, the weasel is psychic, the folks call it Huang Daxian, and he has a strong desire for revenge.

This is the second time Xie Lingya has seen a slightly psychic animal. The last time it was a fox, but the weasel is obviously not as friendly as the fox, and there are few people in this place and the environment is harsh, but it lives here and grows so big. ability.

He closed the window, fixed it again after thinking about it, turned around and said depressedly: "Oh, it's not good, Brother Dahuang is injured, and the quilt is also dirty."

The quilts in the hotel are all white. Once blood is stained, it is difficult to deal with, and the deposit will probably be gone.

What's more, Brother Big Yellow was injured. Fang Zhe chanted a spell to stop the bleeding. The bleeding stopped, but he might not be able to climb the mountain.In fact, I bought two at the time to prepare for accidents, but I didn't expect to lose troops and generals before going up the mountain.

"That guy didn't eat the chicken, he's not afraid of thieves stealing, he's afraid of thieves thinking about it, he has to be careful these few days." Xie Lingya was still worried after thinking about it.

"No matter what, it's just a weasel. At worst, we can't leave our bodies." Hai Guanchao said, "Are you still afraid of a weasel?"

"It's not that I'm afraid, and I don't want to harm small animals, I'm afraid it will make trouble for me. Forget it, let's talk about it if we meet, I'm still very gentle." After Xie Lingya said, he tied the pheasant brother to his hand with a rope, and the rhubarb Brother is handed over to Fang Zhe to take care of, one on each side, brother big yellow has been injured, and brother pheasant can't have any more accidents.

……

When they got up the next day, Xie Lingya and Fang Zhe kept the chicken beside them. Brother Dahuang was not in a particularly good condition, his neck was injured and he couldn’t move anymore. Brother Pheasant was in good health but was also frightened, as if he felt something. Xie Lingya led it and it was very obedient and never struggled.

When training, put the chickens next to them and don't tell them to run around.

The people in the hotel looked at them even more strangely. There are so many mountaineering and traveling people, only this team is the strangest, not to mention carrying two live chickens, and now they are hugging them in their arms.

There was fresh fruit delivered at noon, but only cash was accepted, Xie Lingya stuffed the chicken into Shi Changxuan's arms, and went back to his room to get the cash.

As soon as Xie Lingya entered the door, he found that there was still someone inside. It was a slender girl who was bending over to tidy up the sheets in the inner room. She probably met the room cleaning staff.

The girl didn't turn around when she heard someone swiping her card in, and asked, "What's the matter with this blood?"

Xie Lingya was embarrassed, "I told the front desk, the mortgage will compensate you."

The girl asked again: "But why is there blood?"

Xie Lingya: "...It's chicken blood, chicken blood!"

Feeling as if he was going to be misunderstood, he was very embarrassed, walked to the box depressedly, unlocked it, and took the change.

At this time Liu Lingtong suddenly said: "A man is not a man, a woman is not a woman, Huang Xian possesses and steals the yellow chicken."

Xie Lingya froze, and the movement of squatting to press the password slowed down a bit. Out of the corner of his eye, he could see the girl's legs. She came out slowly from the inside, her steps were a little stiff, and she was still talking: "Brother, you killed the chicken!" ?"

"It's not killed, it's kept." Xie Lingya covered his hands with the box, and touched the cinnabar out.

The girl walked up to him, squatted down, and said with a smile: "Then you might as well give it to me."

When Xie Lingya raised his head, he almost choked on his own saliva.

He had seen this girl who cleaned the room once before. She used to have big eyes and upturned nose, but now her eyes are crowded like beans, and her nose is also wrinkled. From time to time, she twitches like sniffing, her eyes flick up and down dishonestly, and she looks like a weasel generally.Also, it's a little obscene.

Xie Lingya jumped up, took a big step back, clasped the cinnabar in his hand, and said, "...what are you doing to trouble other people, come to me if you need anything."

After being possessed, illness is inevitable.

The "girl" licked her lower lip, her voice also changed, neither male nor female, she threw herself forward on Xie Lingya's body, wrapped her limbs tightly around him, giggled and said, "Who told you that the four of you can't get attached."

She became extremely powerful all of a sudden, Xie Lingya calmly said: "Now let go of the remaining discussions, I can let you go."

The "girl" laughed strangely again, rubbed against him, and said, "Don't let me go, please."

The voice was sticky, and the breath was still spraying on Xie Lingya's neck, and he suddenly got goosebumps.This weasel should be a male, but it speaks so pervertedly, is it using a woman's body to make trouble or is it a gay weasel at all!

Just as Xie Lingya was about to speak, the door was suddenly opened, and Shi Changxuan, Fang Zhe, and Hai Guanchao rushed in with the chicken in their arms, and were dumbfounded at the scene in front of them.

The "girl" climbed onto Xie Lingya's body and buried her head in his neck, so they couldn't see her face, only Xie Lingya hugged tightly.

Xie Lingya: "..."

Hai Guanchao said speechlessly: "Mr. Xie, you..."

Xie Lingya hurriedly said: "I'm not, I don't, I have a partner!"

The girl raised her face, and the face that was huddled together like a weasel surprised Hai Guanchao, who couldn't believe it, and thought to herself, no wonder Shi Tusun suddenly asked everyone to come up together.

I didn't expect this weasel to be so narrow-minded. Mr. Xie hit it a few times and it came back to seek revenge. Now it seems that this is definitely not a good fortune.

The three stepped forward and tore the "girl" off Xie Lingya's body.

Fang Zhe took out a piece of red rope and wrapped it around her hand a few times, "As soon as the sun rises, there will be thousands of red lights, yin lock ghosts, yang lock demons, there are thousands of such ropes in the sky!"

The red rope tightened and got stuck in the flesh, making it impossible to move for a while.

Xie Lingya saved himself from breaking free, and pinched the "girl"'s chin to draw a talisman on her face with cinnabar, "Dan Shu suppresses evil, demons and ghosts collapse!"

Shi Changxuan also strangled the "girl" by the shoulders. They came out to work this time, so they brought a lot of things. He printed the gossip mirror on the "girl" vest, and she couldn't hold back anymore, howling, As soon as the body relaxed, he passed out.

Xie Lingya supported the girl, let go of his strength, and lay down flat.

Shi Changxuan used the gossip mirror to look at it, lifted the bed sheet, and pulled out a weasel from under the bed. It was the one we saw yesterday. It turned out that its body was hiding under the bed.

The weasel rolled its eyes, pouted its buttocks, trying to fascinate them with its stench.

Xie Lingya rolled up his sleeves, "If you dare to take advantage of me, let me do it."

Before his words landed, Shi Changxuan had already thrown the weasel to the ground, knocked him half unconscious, stepped on its vital gate, and took out a talisman with one hand, rubbing the talisman with his hand, it ignited spontaneously .

Shi Changxuan quickly opened the weasel's mouth, stuffed the burning talisman into its mouth, and pressed the mouth again, even though it rolled over, he would not let go.The weasel made a miserable sound from its throat, twisted its body, and begged for mercy in its eyes.

Shi Changxuan's hands were extremely steady, and he didn't relax at all, but after about 30 seconds, the weasel became visibly lethargic to the naked eye, and even the color of its fur was not so bright, and the tips of its ears were a little white.

At this moment, Shi Changxuan let go of the hand that was holding its mouth, and calmly stood up with its tail raised.

The weasel seemed to be run over by a wheel, its tail was lifted, and its whole body limply swung twice in the air, feeling hopeless for life.

other people:"…………"

Fang Zhe, Hai Guanchao, and even Xie Lingya himself were all ready for him to step forward and show some violence.

Who knew that it was Daoist Shi who crippled the weasel's cultivation base without making a sound, and saw that this thing was crippled.Judging by the color of its fur and the vigor of its upper body just now, it has lived for more than 20 years. Shi Changxuan just didn't say a word, not leaving a chance.

Shi Changxuan even looked at his hand with a few hairs on it, and was about to wash his hands. He raised his eyes and saw everyone staring at him, and said indifferently: "It has done a lot of evil, and it will save trouble in the future."

After all, he went to wash his hands by himself.

Only then did Fang Zhe come back to his senses, and said in a low voice, "Could it be that this is actually a weasel that roams the countryside, that's why Daoist Shi did it without hesitation?"

Hai Guanchao swallowed and said, "At that moment, I seemed to see Mr. Xie..."

Just strike with that sharp and ruthless force, without leaving any leeway, pinching the weasel's mouth, this is more "scrupulous" than Xie Lingya, I'm afraid it wasn't ordered by President Xie.

Xie Lingya also came to his senses, and said, "What do you know, brother is watching me being eaten tofu by weasels and helping me vent my anger."

Hai Guanchao laughed, "How can Xiao Shi be the kind of person who doesn't distinguish between public and private!"