Part-Time Taoist Priest

Although Shi Changxuan was talking about himself, Xie Lingya actually agreed with him a little bit after hearing this, unexpectedly Shi Changxuan was influenced by him.Xie Lingya lowered his head, took advantage of the situation to avoid Shi Changxuan's hand, and then said: "Then let me teach you another one, a man with a head and a woman with a waist, it's bad to touch."

Shi Changxuan just acted according to his mood, at this time he withdrew his hand indifferently, "Okay."

The World Peace Ceremony to be held by the Provincial Road Association was still in the second half of the year, but there was a long vacation in the first half of the year, Xie Lingya asked him if he would go back to the provincial capital.

Shi Changxuan said, he and his parents have already talked about it, because he worshiped Wang Yuji as Mr., and there are many people on vacation, he helps in Baoyang Temple, his parents think so, and have agreed.

"Okay." Xie Lingya asked other people, and basically none of them needed to ask for leave. Holidays are the busiest time for them, and they are different from ordinary people. They are all mentally prepared.

On the contrary, Xiaoliang was not a serious Taoist boy, Xie Lingya urged him to go home to visit his parents, and helped him buy the bus tickets.

Xiaoliang was a little bit disappointed. Since studying at Baoyang Temple, his learning progress has stagnated, but with his hard work, he has made little progress.Especially when compared with someone as talented as Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan, it seems that he is not suitable for this job.

Xiaoliang also knew that when he insisted on staying here, it was because Mr. Xie was kind and allowed him to repair the relationship with his family.Now everyone is not driving him away, but waiting for him to understand.

As for him, back then even Yin soldiers could believe it when flying a plane. After so long, he listened to Xie Lingya's lectures, listened to the priests' lectures, and went out to see him twice... I have to admit that I am really not enlightened.

Xiaoliang thought to herself, this time I will discuss with my parents when I go home, and then I will come to Baoyang Temple to say goodbye. According to Teacher Xie, I will go back to school and take the adult self-examination.

With such an idea in mind, Xiaoliang also set foot on the way home.

Xie Lingya didn't know Xiao Quan's thoughts, he also told Father Xie that he was busy at the Taoist temple during the holiday, so he went back to stay overnight on the first day.Bought some gifts, toys for my sister.

Father Xie is now obsessed with raising his daughter. Every day, his Moments are full of news about his daughter, but it’s not like he just forgot about his son. After finally seeing his son, he immediately told him that the Taoist temple is developing well now, and that he should find a successor as soon as possible and concentrate on Go to school, and after two years of graduate school, work and marriage should be put on the agenda.

Xie Lingya was vague, and Father Xie had nothing to do with him. Xie Lingya was mischievous since he was a child, and he was even bolder and seldom obedient when he was adolescence. Now he looks more mature, but he still does his own way.

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Xie Lingya hadn't been idle all night since he came back. While chatting with Father Xie, he was drawing talismans and preparing goods. At night, he lay down on the bed and fell asleep without the quilt covered.

Feeling cold in the middle of the night, Xie Lingya thought it was due to the cooling down, so he fumbled to pull the quilt while he was half asleep and half awake, but he didn't have the strength.He wanted to wake up, but was in a daze.

At this time, there was a burst of baby crying, the voice was high-pitched and extremely piercing.

Hearing the sound, Xie Lingya woke up from the daze, felt some tingling pain in his fingers, opened his eyes, but there was a small man the size of a palm, holding a paper hoe, and was hoeing his fingertips.

Xie Lingya took a closer look, and found that the villain was made of fire paper, and the paper hoe in his hand was blood red and had a fishy smell.It was a paper man and a paper hoe, but the pain from being nailed to his fingertips was excruciating, his whole body was cold, and he even felt a sense of separation.

This feeling is very strange, but Xie Lingya still feels it in the dark, it should be the instability of the soul.

Xie Lingya was stunned for a moment before he came back to his senses, the little paper man was picking his fingers to dig out his soul.He touched the amulet on his body, and as expected, it was already ashes.

The little paper man seemed to be a bit spiritual, with simple facial features drawn on his face, "Seeing" Xie Lingya wake up, he sped up his speed, and dug out his soul with a paper hoe.

Xie Lingya slapped him, the paper figurine moved flexibly, lay down, slid down to the end of the bed, and then climbed up against the wall.

"I'll go." Xie Lingya cursed secretly, turned over and got up, jumped up and grabbed the paper figurine.

He hasn't done anything recently, and the only one who has a grudge against him is Ma Xiaochuan. Ma Xiaochuan probably did this thing. I didn't expect that this guy really has two hands, and he can steal his soul silently.

But the little paper figurine was extremely flexible, and stuck to the top of the wall at once, and then crawled out.

Xie Lingya was in a hurry, and saw a fly swatter on the desk, grabbed it and drew a talisman on it with cinnabar, "Heart prints are everywhere, Wang Shan's appearance. Patriarch's precious words, hand over and obey orders!"

A fly swatter hits a line of alchemy, Xie Lingya grabs the handle and slaps it upwards. The paper figurine has fled to the window, trying to slip out through the crack of the window, but was smashed on the window by Xie Lingya's fly swatter, and immediately smoked and ignited , reduced to ashes.

What Xie Lingya drew was a thunder fire talisman, and this paper figurine was made of fire paper, so it naturally caught fire.

Fortunately, Xie Lingya's cultivation base in talismans was already relatively high, no matter whether it was a brick or a fly swatter, he would come here at will.

He slapped the ecstasy paper figurine to death, and heard his younger sister's crying. When he went out, Song Jing was coaxing Sisi in her arms. Seeing him coming out, he was very embarrassed and said, "I'm usually very obedient, but I don't know what happened today." Yeah, I can't stop crying."

She wasn't hungry, didn't have diarrhea, and her body temperature was normal. Song Jing was helpless.

Xie Lingya thought that it was Sisi crying loudly just now, which woke him up, otherwise the soul might be taken away, and if he returned to the soul later, he would have to suffer a serious illness, so he felt a little emotional.

"I'll do it." Xie Lingya stepped forward, took Sisi over, and touched the amulet on her body, it was still intact.

Strange, although children are sensitive, if the amulet is intact, they will not be frightened.Xie Lingya originally thought that the amulet on her body either Song Jing forgot to put it on, or it was also broken, but now that she looked at it, it was in good condition.

"Stop crying..." At this time, Song Jing said happily.

Xie Lingya came back to his senses and saw that Sisi was not crying anymore, her nose was still red, and there were tears in her eyes, but she did not come over, looked at Xie Lingya in her arms, and even laughed twice.

Xie Lingya suddenly realized that his younger sister was probably quite talented, and she could remind him at such a young age.

At this time, Father Xie also came out of the bedroom, "Stop crying? I'm still wondering if it's cold."

"It's okay, I think she just misses me." Xie Lingya said as he kissed his younger sister's smooth cheek, and heard her giggle again.He pondered in his heart, since his sister is so sensitive, he still needs to put more protection at home.

Father Xie looked at it lovingly, and said, "You get married early and have a child, and the two of them can still be companions."

When Xie Lingya heard that he mentioned this again, he became unhappy, and handed the child back, "It's time to sleep."

After Xie Lingya returned to the room, Father Xie sighed, always felt that something was wrong, although this kid loves to dance, he skipped classes, fought, and caught ghosts in school, but he never heard of puppy love, is there something wrong?

Early the next morning, Xie Lingya returned to the city by car.While sitting in the car, he held a piece of yellow paper in his hand and folded it in half.

There is a kid who looks like a junior high school student next to him. He is watching him cut paper and finds it very interesting, "Brother, what are you cutting? Can you cut bunnies?"

"No, my brother can only cut paper people." Xie Lingya cut yellow paper into human shapes, two pieces, and wrote Ma Xiaochuan's birth date in the middle—it was obtained by torture Hao Zhiyuan.This is called tit for tat. He didn't know what Ma Xiaochuan did exactly, where did he get his birth date, or just stole his common things to cast spells. Anyway, he himself figured out a way to retaliate.

After writing, the two human figures are pasted together, and then the eyebrows and eyes are drawn on them with cinnabar.Two crooked eyes, eyeballs the size of rice grains, nose, mouth...

While drawing, the child asked, "Brother, can we play together?"

Xie Lingya glanced at him, never thought that the child would want to play with paper figurines at such an age, he usually just plays video games, he has never seen paper-cut.

"No. I want to play by myself." After Xie Lingya said, he got up and moved to the back seat.

Child:"……"

Xie Lingya tapped the facial features for the little paper figurine behind his back, "open your eyes, open your nose to smell flowers, open your ears to listen to ordinary words, open your feet to travel thousands of miles... the links are connected, and the senses are opened!"

The little paper man stood up and moved his arms and legs.

Xie Lingya put the little paper figurine into his pocket, and after getting off the car, he found a secluded place, put the paper figurine on the ground, twisted a paper chain out of yellow paper, and cursed: "The iron chain and chain are with me, The ecstasy boy and soul-hunting man. Suspend and capture Ma Xiaochuan's three souls, seven souls, and 12 primordial spirits, and return to the altar to be punished!"

He didn't go back to Baoyang Temple, but set up an altar on the spot. When Ma Xiaochuan's soul was really hooked, he also came here to drink the northwest wind and make Ma Xiaochuan suffer.

The little paper man was ordered to float with the wind holding the chain, looking like a piece of confetti from a distance, and it floated in the direction where Ma Xiaochuan was.

Xie Lingya took a look, thinking that flying so high should not be caught by the cleaners...

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Ma Xiaochuan nestled on the sofa, reading a book in his hand. It was a horror novel.Although it is all made up, the novelist has a rich imagination, and there are often some harmful methods that can inspire him and improve him.

Yesterday, I made a paper figurine to hook Xie Lingya's soul, but halfway through, the fragrance fell down. It seems that the spell failed, so Ma Xiaochuan pondered to think of a more wicked spell.

You can't win in a head-on confrontation, you can only play in the dark, and it's okay to speak out.

Thinking of Xie Lingya hanging up his phone and detaining his apprentice that day, Ma Xiaochuan felt even more angry, and said to the other disciples: "You should also think about it, how to punish that guy!"

A disciple lowered his head and said: "Master, that guy hangs up on your phone, why don't we serve as a female ghost, call him, and then crawl out along the phone line... If you can't kill him, you can scare him to pee his pants!"

Another disciple also came up with inspiration and said: "Look for a hanged ghost. He made a phone call halfway, only to find out that the phone line is actually a hanging rope."

Ma Xiaochuan said coldly: "Then I have to let him go to the landline to answer the phone. Could it be that he is a handyman? Besides, he lives in the temple, why did the female ghost crawl into the temple in front of Wang Lingguan?"

Everyone: "Uh..."

Maybe he was pinched to death by that great Dharma protector before he climbed in.

The more Ma Xiaochuan said, the more he hated that iron cannot be made into steel, "How many times have I taught you that knowing yourself and your enemy is invincible in all battles. He is also a hangman. You haven't heard that when he was working for President Gao, he wanted to use the tongue of the hangman. Ghost?"

Everyone: "..."

I really don't know, I didn't expect Xie Lingya to be even more perverted than them!

The hanged ghost is the hanged ghost, one of the most vicious ghosts, and they wanted to use it to scare Xie Lingya, who knew that guy would do such a thing before.

Ma Xiaochuan sighed, and put down the horror novel in his hand, "Forget it, you guys go out, I'm going to take a nap."

The disciples hurriedly left.

Ma Xiaochuan half-lyed on the sofa and took a nap.

The more he sleeps, the colder he gets, and there is a sudden feeling of pulling away. When Ma Xiaochuan opened his eyes again, he only saw his body lying on the sofa, and when he looked again, a little yellow paper man was locking his toes. head, pull him out.

"Damn it!" Ma Xiaochuan cursed, and immediately recited the immobilizing spell, but it was his own body that was fixed, and the little paper figurine couldn't drag it even if it weighed a thousand catties, and scratched his legs on the ground.

Ma Xiaochuan shouted his disciple's name loudly, but he is a soul now, so the disciples couldn't hear him until the altar was opened.Although the paper man can't drag him away now, but the soul has been away from the body for too long, and it will hurt his body.

Ma Xiaochuan stared at the paper figurine on the ground, could he still not understand that this was Xie Lingya's revenge, and that an eye for an eye was an eye for an eye.

The yellow paper man dragged and dragged, unable to drag, so he turned around and looked up at Ma Xiaochuan.

As soon as it raised its head, it almost killed Ma Xiaochuan with anger.I saw that the eyes on that face looked like oblongs, both eyeballs were on the left, and the corners of the mouth were raised high. It was obviously the "funny" expression on the Internet, so facing Ma Xiaochuan like this was like mocking him!

Until Ma Xiaochuan's disciples came in and found that the master's soul was lost, they quickly got up from the altar to call him back. After Ma Xiaochuan's soul recovered, his whole body was shaking.

His apprentices thought it was a sequelae, but only Ma Xiaochuan knew that he was out of breath, and asked to help him find the funny paper figurine all over the floor, but after the paper figurine failed to cast the spell, it spontaneously ignited on the spot, and the funny paper figurine in the firelight There was a final sneer on his face.

During the holidays, Baoyang Temple either has a Dharma meeting, or there are many people who offer incense, and there are also people who visit and drink tea, which crowds the entire Taoist temple.Xie Lingya was also very busy, entertaining and drawing talismans, and he just smiled when he sensed that the paper figurine failed to capture his soul.

On the last day, Xiaoliang came back. He told Xie Lingya that he had already discussed with his parents. His hometown is relatively remote, so he planned to work in Fuyang. After all, he was familiar with it after staying here for so long.Save some money and sign up for the adult self-examination.

"Have you decided not to be a Taoist priest anymore?" Xie Lingya asked him.

"What I want to do, I can endure hardships, but I can't learn..." Xiaoliang said weakly, "I can only be a layman."

There is really no way to learn, Xie Lingya has also seen it, a small amount of interest, can bear hardships, and sincerity is enough, but if you really don't understand it, you have to do research to be a Taoist priest.

He also comforted: "You can go anywhere if you want to go to the Tao. You see, I am not a monk. You are welcome to attend lectures at any time, and there is also this self-examination. Have you decided where to take the exam?"

Many universities in Fuyang offer self-examination for adults. After thinking about it for a while, he said, "I want to apply for the accounting major of Fuyang University."

Xie Lingya nodded. He studied finance, so he understood Xiao Quan's intentions, and said, "He Zun is at Fuyang University. I don't know much about their school's majors. Let's chat with him."

The next day was a working day, and there were fewer people in the temple. Xie Lingya took Xiaoliang to ask He Zun, and He Zun told Xiaoliang, and said that there was nothing else to help at that time. Information and the like are still available.

"That's the best. He has been out of the campus environment for a few years, and it may be difficult to pick up his studies again." Xie Lingya knew that Xiaoliang didn't love learning very much before, so he comforted him, "My grades were also very poor at the beginning of high school. Bad, it’s because I studied hard for a year later, and this is not the same as Taoism, it’s not so mysterious, as long as you are willing to learn, you can still master it.”

He was afraid that his self-confidence would be destroyed after a small amount of learning.

Xiaoliang was indeed a little scared, but after being comforted by the two of them, he felt much better and walked back together.At this time, the Taoist temple was actually closed, so He Zun went back to get some talismans.

Back in the temple, when Xie Lingya was counting the talismans for He Zun, his cell phone rang, it was a Taoist priest in the temple, he picked it up: "What's the matter?"

That said with a trembling voice: "Mr. Xie, we are renting a house, and this, this place is haunted."

Several people in the temple lived outside, including Shi Changxuan who also moved in, but because Shi Changxuan moved in, Xie Lingya was never worried. He was puzzled and said, "What the hell is going on, where is Shi Changxuan?"

"Daozhang Shi was temporarily summoned by the Taihe Temple," the Taoist said with some horror, "we were washing in the house, and blood suddenly gushed out of the water pipe, and there were hanged ghosts knocking on the window. Two Town House Talismans have been burned, and there is one left."

Xie Lingya cursed in a low voice, how could it be such a coincidence, Shi Changxuan's being called away might be a trick to divert the tiger away from the mountain.He calmly said: "Wait, you should each have an amulet on your body, I will be there soon, don't run around and don't panic."

Xie Lingya turned off his phone and was about to go out. He called Fang Zhe and Hai Guanchao back, "He Zun don't leave for now, we all stay here. Fang Zhe takes good care of Hao Zhiyuan."

He estimated in his heart that Ma Xiaochuan and those guys planned to make him useless. He was really shameless. He didn't dare to come to him alone, so he simply kept the three swords. , aggressively rushed over.

It was Xie Lingya who was looking for the house, how could he not know where it was, he went to the place and saw that there was indeed a ghost knocking on the window outside, so he stepped forward and said angrily: "Ma Xiaochuan is going to die."

He stuck a spirit official talisman on the ghost's chest, and after it was activated, the ghost screamed, but he ignored it, because through the glass, he saw a familiar face in the room, his whole body was shocked, and he was extremely shocked, "You... "

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Fang Zhe carried the mahogany figure out, put the three swords in the mahogany man's hand, and then hugged the mahogany man himself.After Xie Lingya left, they closed the door tightly.

After a while, the back door was knocked hard several times, and someone said outside: "Is Doctor Hai there? Please help me see the doctor!"

Hai Guanchao was about to open the door when Fang Zhe pulled him, "What a coincidence?"

It was a bit of a coincidence, Hai Guanchao said: "Let me stick to the crack of the door and take a look."

He walked to the door and looked out through the crack of the door, only to see that there was also a face outside the door, with red eyes staring inside.

"Fuck!" Hai Guanchao stepped back a few steps and shouted.

The voice was still shouting: "Doctor Hai, can Dr. Hai help? It's urgent!"

The more Hai Guanchao listened to the voice, the more distorted it became, and there was still a sense of temptation. He wiped off his sweat and dared not agree.

The voice shouted hastily, but Hai Guanchao was slow to respond, and finally had to give up.

After a while, someone knocked on the door again, and everyone tensed up again.

"I'm back." Shi Changxuan's voice came from outside the door, making people heave a sigh of relief.

Hai Guanchao looked out from the crack of the door again, and it was indeed Shi Changxuan, so he opened the door, "Go to the rented house, it's haunting."

Fang Zhe said from the side: "Teacher Xie has passed, Daoist Shi can just rest here."

Hai Guanchao thought about it, and reached out his hand to Shi Changxuan by accident, "Come in quickly..."

Unexpectedly, Shi Changxuan grabbed Hai Guanchao's wrist with his backhand and dragged him out!

At this time, everyone took a closer look and saw that this was Shi Changxuan, it was clearly a red-clothed hanged ghost, the hanging rope had already wrapped around Hai Guanchao's neck, Hai Guanchao struggled, and his glasses fell to the ground.

Fang Zhe's expression changed, he stepped forward, activated the mahogany figurine, and chopped the mahogany figurine down with his sword.

The red-clothed hanged ghost couldn't dodge in time, got hit by the sword, screamed, and let go of his hand.

Hai Guanchao half-kneeled on the ground in embarrassment, the sound of his coughing changed, showing how hard he was being strangled.

But this was not enough, dozens of ghosts gathered from nowhere in the streets and alleys, their bodies were all red and green, and they were extremely fierce. The red-clothed ghost also blocked the door and smiled coldly.

Fang Zhe's expression changed, his heart skipped a beat, and he became cold.

No, this is not right, where are there so many ghosts.

At first everyone thought it was Ma Xiaochuan, and it was the same. However, does Ma Xiaochuan have the ability?

He didn't care about that much for a while, and turned around and said: "Zhang Daoting, go and offer incense to your patriarch! Don't come out at all!!"

Also, call Xie Lingya... No, it's too late, I'm afraid it will be even more difficult for Xie Lingya.

Fortunately, Xie Lingya kept the three precious swords, and Fang Zhe came up with this idea.

He put the mahogany figurine on the ground, and the mahogany figurine began to swing the sword automatically, and Hai Guanchao leaned against the small wooden figurine, giving him a little more comfort.Seeing the three jeweled swords was like seeing Xie Lingya himself, and at this time the mahogany figure was indeed in the shape of Xie Lingya.

On the other hand, he dragged his inflexible legs and feet and kneaded and recited the mantra: "Firstly, invite the heavenly master, and secondly, ask for the earthly master. Come here with seven souls and three souls. All mountain spirits, water monsters, wizards and evil spirits dare not come. If there are ghosts who come to perform magic , put your backhand on the bottom of the sea, I sincerely invite the six stars of the Southern Dipper and the Seven Stars of the Big Dipper, and I obey the order of the Supreme Lord!"

The others watched Fang Zhe point at the hanged ghost, and the hanged ghost flew upside down, but Fang Zhe himself vomited blood.

"Sky Lingling, Earth Lingling, Lu Ban bestowed flying knives with him. If an evil mage came to cast spells, the three golden knives would not be merciful..." Fang Zhe was halfway chanting when his ankle was suddenly grabbed by a hand, and he bowed his head When I saw it, it was a half-length ghost that appeared out of nowhere from the ground, grabbing his disabled foot, giggling and pulling it down forcefully.

Looking at Hai Guanchao, the wooden figure wielded a sword, but the ghost dared not approach, so he picked up the wooden figure and wanted to walk towards Fang Zhe.I still muttered in my heart, relying on Mr. Xie's dummy, Mr. Xie blessed and brought them back to the Taoist temple.

At this moment, the red-clothed hanged ghost who first appeared made a scream, and Hai Guanchao felt a sudden gust of wind blowing by. The mahogany circuit in his hand crackled a few times, and the wooden hand creaked and stopped moving.

All the ghosts looked over together, their faces half hidden and half hidden in the darkness, eerie and terrifying.

Hai Guanchao: "..."

Damn, is high technology reliable or not...