Part-Time Taoist Priest

The red rope doesn't look thick, but it seems to be tied in the hand like a natural one, and the buckle can't be found.Xie Lingya pulled hard, and despite the small plastic doll, it didn't move at all.

He didn't know that Shang Lushen was crying and howling to ask Shi Changxuan to chop off the doll. Isn't it enough to have Liu Lingtong?

Xie Lingya saw that the plastic doll was facing him, his eyes were obviously dull, but it made him feel like he was being stared at. It was really bad. Did someone in the temple find him? There are already two elders and two younger ones, so I can’t afford it.”

The plastic doll's voice was very sad for a moment, "Then... I'll tie my brother back."

Xie Lingya's expression was a little distorted. At this moment, he saw Shi Changxuan holding the sword in his hand, jumping down to cut the red rope with the sword.

But the plastic doll started to move and "run" behind him. Xie Lingya, an adult, was dragged along.The doll said it was running, but its feet didn't touch the ground, and it was getting faster and faster. Xie Lingya staggered and almost fell down. He hugged a tree and took out the three precious swords from behind and chopped it!

The red rope broke, Xie Lingya stood up straight, and saw that the plastic doll's face had a few traces of blackness, and seemed to be resentful.

At this time, Xie Lingya heard the movement behind him, looked back, and saw that there were two more plastic dolls around Shi Changxuan at some point, and they were using his own red string to tie his feet.

Even more than one can move, what on earth is Hongyang Dao doing, these dolls are not usually placed under the seat of the empress, right?

And on the top of the wall, Tan Xing squatted on it and peered in. Seeing this situation, he quickly lowered his head and talked to Lian to report.

At this time, Xie Lingya only felt his feet tighten, and the plastic doll came over and tied his feet with a red rope. Xie Lingya lifted his foot in time, and it only tied one foot, then it swept out and fell on the ground. On the plastic doll, kick it flying one meter.

The plastic doll rolled and rubbed on the ground, and I don't know what kind of material it was, so it couldn't help being beaten, and its nose was sunken.

Xie Lingya: "..."

Oops, disfigured this guy...

The flat-nosed doll was very angry, her voice became harsh, and a puff of black air was blown from her small mouth, and the black air rushed towards Xie Lingya as if she had eyes.

Xie Lingya raised his hand and threw out a piece of talisman paper. After being aroused, it merged with the black air, and the talisman paper quickly turned into flying ash, and the black air disappeared.

Looking again at this moment, I don't know several plastic dolls came, clustered around his feet, the noseless doll among them was the most insidious, bent against Xie Lingya's knee from behind, Xie Lingya fell back, and they gave Xie Lingya I caught it and carried it inside.

Shi Changxuan saw from not far away that the heads of two plastic dolls were cut off with a single sword, and he chased after them.

Lian Tan and Tan Xing are also over the wall, thinking that there is still no peace tonight.

The plastic doll ran very fast, and the rope was still entangled with Xie Lingya's body. Instead, he held his sword and yelled: "Everything is everywhere, and there is no answer!"

Jian Jian swept across, the plastic doll flew away, Xie Lingya fell to the ground, turned over and got up.

Turning around, he saw Shi Changxuan chasing after him, followed by two headless dolls.

Xie Lingya took a deep breath, Shi Changxuan was still ruthless, he was just disfigured, Shi Changxuan lost his head.

The headless doll still keeps chattering: "You cut off our heads, how can we find our parents?"

Xie Lingya saw that he was already near Yuanjun's main hall, and there were no people around.

……

Lian Tan and Tan Xing chased after him and said, "Where did this come from, so many baby spirits."

Infant spirit?Xie Lingya thought that the resentment was so heavy, and it was the child's voice, it was indeed an infant spirit, but what he didn't understand was: "What are you attaching them to the dolls for?"

"...Reincarnation." Tan Xing said with some disgust, "Hongyang Dao has even practiced the evil Buddha. There are gods and Buddhas, and naturally there is also the way of reincarnation. It's just that the hell can't be established, and the believers are invited to return the baby spirits by tying the dolls. Incarnate."

Those who can come to tie the doll must all want a child. If they have not been pregnant, the baby spirit can dream at home and affect their beliefs. It would be even better if they are pregnant. The baby spirit will be born in the womb After growing up, he is also a natural Hongyang Taoist.

Hongyang Dao is grandiose, raises infant spirits in Yuanjun Temple, makes dolls, and is not afraid of Bixia Niangniang's lightning strike to kill these wicked ghosts.

Oh yes, Xie Lingya learned Lei Fa, that's what he came for.

The plastic dolls were still giggling and said, "If the monk won't tie us away, we will tie the monk away."

At this time, the gate of Yuanjun Palace opened with a bang, and a candle was lit inside, and a middle-aged female Taoist stood inside the gate and looked over.

Xie Lingya had seen a picture posted on a bulletin board in the temple during the day, and it was clearly He Miaotian, the abbot of Bixia Yuanjun Temple.

He Miaotian said coldly: "Since you are here, why don't you come in and offer incense to the empress?"

Those dolls all ran in, climbed onto the table, and clustered around the statue of Bixiao Yuanjun.

Since they are all here, there is no other way, Xie Lingya sneered, "Is it Miss Bixia, or Mother Wusheng?"

He Miaotian asked back: "How do you know that Bixia Yuanjun is not one of the incarnations of my mother?"

As soon as she said it, as if to prove it, the skin of Bixia Yuanjun's statue peeled off piece by piece, revealing the lifeless old mother underneath.Hunyuan Patriarch looks like a Buddha, also known as Hunyuan Ancient Buddha, while Wusheng Mother looks like both a Bodhisattva and a fairy, with lotus flowers under her feet.

Xie Lingya didn't know if it was a hallucination or some kind of magic spell, the statue changed in an instant, he frowned and looked up, and the plaque on the temple turned out to be "Wu Sheng Lao Mu Temple"!

Xie Lingya's heart tightened. The evil Buddha I saw last time is also good at illusion. This so-called Wusheng old mother may not be bad. She has received so many incenses in the name of Bixia Yuanjun, and she still doesn't know Hongyang. Tao also blessed some evil methods.

With this premise, looking around, it was pitch black, and there was no sound at all, but there were obviously other people in the temple, and it was indeed due to the illusion.

"Abbot He, I read from the introduction that you have been a monk for more than 20 years. How come you have not strengthened your Dao heart in 20 years, and you have offered up evil gods?"

"How could Hunyuan God be an evil god?" He Miaotian said plainly, deeply brainwashed.

"Who preached to you, do you have any accomplices?" Xie Lingya asked again.

At this time, a female voice chuckled, Xie Lingya had been mentally prepared when he saw the statue peeling off, and was not too surprised.

The statue of Wusheng old mother said: "Whether it is 'the world is practice', 'one mind and three views, the three truths are harmonious', or 'the dharma world is dependent on the origin, the six phases are harmonious', 'the three realms are the heart, and the ten thousand dharmas are the only consciousness'...there is no escape from the end. The calamity, Miaotian is to free more people and make them survive the calamity, so what about you?"

What it says "the world is practice" and so on are the theories of the Zhengyi School of Taoism, the Tiantai School of Buddhism, the Huayan School, and the Weishi School.

It's the trick of Hongyang Dao to confuse people. No matter what sect, they must enter the Paradise of Ultimate Bliss through them.It's just that even Taoist priests who have practiced for 20 years seem to have their heads lowered, which makes Xie Lingya puzzled and helpless.

These illusions of evil gods are indeed easy to confuse people, but fortunately, Xie Lingya's mind is still firm, he said: "Stop talking nonsense, fight if you want to fight, do you really regard yourself as a god?" He touched his arms.

As soon as Xie Lingya finished speaking, she saw the golden light on Wusheng's body, bursting with strange fragrance, with a compassionate smile on her face, and bursts of fairy music, lotus flowers blooming around, plastic dolls holding lotus flowers, also smiling, He Miao Tian Fu lay on the kneeling stool, reciting the classics.

Such a solemn and sacred scene is really bluffing.And what makes Xie Lingya feel awkward is that He Miaotian doesn't look like a spellcaster, but is being dominated by an inanimate mother, but isn't this evil god trained by them?

Flames shot out from Wusheng Old Mother's head and floated in front of them, forming a circle around them.

Lian Tan took a look, his face darkened, and he said, "This is a esoteric goma, which is used to burn away previous karma."

The one who burned the previous karma was a serious Huma, Xie Lingya couldn't feel the temperature of the Huma fire, he even thought the fire was fake, but Tan Xing exclaimed: "Did you see it?"

Tan Xing stared at the fire, and murmured: "I saw myself..."

The illusion of Wusheng Old Mother is much more powerful than that of the evil Buddha before. The evil Buddha pulled them into a grotesque world, but if they were determined, they would be seen to be fake, even like Lian Tan and Shi Changxuan, they were not at all. be disturbed by it.But Wusheng Laomu casts spells on the basis of reality, which looks extremely real.

Hearing what he said, Xie Lingya looked into the fire by a ghost, and saw something really flashed in the fire. When he looked carefully, there were his mother and uncle when they passed away. The scene where mother, brother and sister live happily together, this is the future, and what's more, he himself failed the postgraduate entrance examination...

"Xie Lingya!" Shi Changxuan's voice rang in his ears, but these three words brought Xie Lingya's sanity back.

Xie Lingya shuddered, just now his heart was full of infinite sorrow, which the evil Buddha could not do, but fortunately Shi Changxuan woke him up.

Looking aside, Tan Xing was actually sitting on the ground with a face of madness and pain, he didn't know what he saw, Lian Tan was calling him, but he didn't wake up.

"Tan Xing is confused." Lian Tan said.

Xie Lingya is very talented, and can be awakened even if he is fascinated. Lian Tan and Shi Changxuan's research on homework is so deep that they cannot be shaken, but Tan Xing is a little restless, and his mind is hooked.

Xie Lingya thought of his experience last time, when he captured the king first, he put his hand on the talisman again, "Fuck her."

Lian Tan also brought a sword today, and was about to visualize with the sword.

Wu Sheng's old mother said: "You have the sword of wisdom in your hand?"

There is infinite bewitchment in her voice, luring people to think in the direction she wants.

Even Xie Lingya, who doesn't understand Buddhism, felt a little dazed when he heard it. The more he is proficient in Buddhism, the more affected he may be.

But Lian Tan's mind became more determined after the last time, the old monk's expression was only in a trance for a moment, and then he said: "No, this is the sword of killing evil. Don't say you are not, even if you are a true Bodhisattva, I will cut it. Today Then imitate Manjusri and kill the Buddha, destroying you false god!"

Manjusri Bodhisattva also killed the Buddha with a sword when the disciples of the Buddha were trapped in the sins of the previous life set by the Buddha, just to force the Buddha to accept his supernatural powers.Because all dharmas are like illusions, everything is empty, without him, there will be no sin karma.

Leaving aside the Buddhist principles in it, it was actually what Xie Lingya thought, to capture the thief first, to capture the king, but now that Lian Tan was shouting very loudly, Xie Lingya couldn't rush up to squeeze him and draw the talisman, so he took a step back.

Lian Tan turned over and jumped out of the flames, throwing the sword in her hand, the flames on the sword burst into flames, piercing Wu Sheng's eyebrows instantly like a stream of light, she let out a muffled snort, and the goma outside the door dissipated.

Panting heavily, Tan Xing broke away from the illusion, sweating profusely, and immediately realized what happened just now, feeling extremely annoyed.

Xie Lingya helped him up, "Are you okay?"

Tan Xing shook his head.

Looking at Wusheng's old mother again, Lian Tan seemed to have only caused a little damage to her with that sword, she chuckled lightly, and her voice returned to normal - if it wasn't for the sword stuck in her forehead, it would have looked so natural Incomparable.

The flames on Wusheng's old mother rolled towards He Miaotian, He Miaotian slowly stood up from the kneeling stool, and when he turned around, he saw an inexplicable smile on her face, her expression was a bit like Wusheng's. birth mother.

"God is not outside, seek it from the heart." He Miaotian said slowly.Those baby spirit dolls jumped down from the table and surrounded her. She flicked the willow water on the table, and the dolls immediately "lived" as if their facial features could move.

The one whose nose was crooked by Xie Lingya stretched out his hand and pinched his own nose, trying to dig out the concave part, but unfortunately only half of it came out, which made it even more strange.

These infant spirit dolls rushed over, and the red rope in their hands seemed to be conscious, entangled with the four of them.

Tan Xing was very ashamed of what he had done just now, so he took off the beads hanging around his neck, waved them in his hands, twisted them, twisted all the red strings in his hands, and held them tightly with one hand.

The dolls held the red rope and pulled it back, Tan Xing squatted down, motionless, but the veins on his forehead were bulging, and he pulled back inch by inch.

The little dolls opened their mouths and screamed, and they were pulled close to them alive, only to hear Tan Xing's Buddha's name, and their screams became even more chaotic.

The other three people took a few steps forward, and saw He Miaotian sprinkling dew again, and a skinny hungry ghost emerged from the ground, with a big mouth and distinct joints, crawling on the ground.

"Apo is exhausted, certification is exhausted, there is no dosa, Xichibichizhanbodhanbogarazhun..." Lian Tan recited the mantra to ward off ghosts and gods, and the hungry ghosts did not dare to approach him, and wandered around ten meters around him.

"Try ours." Xie Lingya said, gave Shi Changxuan a look, took out the Lingguan Talisman and threw it out.

"Return to the demon!" The talisman sticks to the hungry ghost's body as if it has eyes, making it unable to move for a while.

He Miaotian had a bitter expression on his face, he stretched out his sleeves, four snakes came out from the sleeves.

Lian talked about identifying it for a moment, and said: "This is the four sufferings of earth, water, fire, and wind, which are integrated into the body of a snake. If you touch it, you will get sick."

The four snakes swam towards the four people, Lian Tan got sick as soon as he touched them, but he grabbed the two snakes by seven inches and put them together, the two snakes actually devoured each other.

The remaining two snakes were strung together by Shi Changxuan's sword and nailed to the ground.

The whole process took less than a minute, He Miaotian turned around and looked at Wu Sheng's mother.

Wusheng's old mother was silent for a while, probably felt that Lian Tan and Shi Changxuan were not easy to bully, and Tan Xing was also trapped by the doll, so she said to Xie Lingya who was almost confused before: "Why do you learn Taoism?"

Xie Lingya said nonsense: "Make money."

Wusheng's old mother smiled: "To pray to the heavens for blessings, to pray to the Big Dipper for longevity, and to learn Taoism to ask for gold and silver are the dirty tricks of beasts."

Xie Lingya was furious: "Why are you still pirating the animal filth? Go out and teach people to curse and say that it belongs to you. How shameless?"

Before Wusheng mother could say anything more, Xie Lingya rolled up his sleeves impatiently, squeezed the Heavenly Thunder Jue, threw out a thunder talisman, and recited in his mouth: "The generals of Leifu gathered at the altar. Go evil spirits!"

The thunder talismans became lightning, and a thunderbolt with purple lightning "boomed" hit the statue!

The clay statue suddenly cracked, lost its divine light, collapsed, and a burst of dust fluttered. On the altar, among the piles of mud and rocks, there was a golden statue of an ancient lifeless mother, and Lian Tan's sword.

Xie Lingya was a little surprised, he used the Thunder Jue to hit the female ghost in Tsing Yi, but the power was not so powerful, and there was lightning and thunder!

He Miaotian looked at Xie Lingya in shock: "Your Lei Fa..."

Since ancient times, there have been many deeds of mages who are good at thunder, but until now, people draw thunder talismans only thinking that it can kill evil spirits, but they have not seen the real thunderbolt.

Naturally, Sa Zu used Xie Lingya to vent his anger, that's why it was so powerful.

Xie Lingya figured it out after a while, and became more and more excited, "Wait, don't go there, I'll make up for it again."

He was afraid that he would not kill Wu Sheng's mother, so he made up the knife before going over.And it was only after the statue collapsed that he realized that the statue outside actually belonged to Empress Bixia, but there was a statue of an inanimate old mother inside her belly. The change just now was probably an illusion.

He Miaotian screamed and rushed towards them, afraid that Xie Lingya would chop Wusheng's mother again.

Xie Lingya stretched out his hand to push her away, and took out dozens of Thunder Talismans from his bag, "It's all for you!"

Damn, isn't it a pirated version of curse jujube? Let me show you another special skill of Sazu, Leifa.Just now, he was holding back the useless Thunder Talisman for those little devils, so he wanted to let Wu Sheng's old mother enjoy them all.

"..." He Miaotian looked at the dozens of Thunder Talismans in shock, and looked at Xie Lingya with the eyes of animals.

At this time, the statue of Wu Sheng's old mother was buried in the ashes, and she made another sound, but it was not as angry as before: "He Miaotian, you still don't protect the Dharma."

There was still a hint of imperceptible annoyance in her tone: Why did you pinch the "soft persimmon" just now... This "soft persimmon" has long since said that her Leifa has reached such a state.

He Miaotian trembled and ran back, lying on the altar and protecting the lifeless old mother statue with his body.

Xie Lingya shook his head, it was hopeless, he raised his hand to activate several Thunder Talismans.

"Condemn the evil spirits!"

"Condemn the evil spirits!"

With the flashing of lightning and several roars, He Miaotian opened his tightly closed eyes, and found that he was not injured at all, and even the surrounding soil was not burnt, but the statue in his arms was blackened and broken, and his face was cracked. There is still a little gold left at the corners of the lips.

He Miaotian was stunned, then burst into tears, beating his chest and stamping his feet.

Xie Lingya walked up to those dolls, they knew what was going on, they stood next to each other, shrinking their heads.After a while, the two headless dolls pushed the nose-less doll out.

This doll had the worst fight with Xie Lingya before, and now she cried, "Brother, don't hack us..."

All demons and ghosts are most afraid of thunder and fire, not to mention this is Sazu Tianlei.

Shang Lu snorted, and said on Shi Changhang's shoulders:

"shameless."

"The nose is gone, but still cute."

"It's all over."

……

Xie Lingya took away the tools of crime - the red rope from their hands, and then used amulets to hold them in place, who dared not resist or run away, and then tied He Miaotian with the red rope when he turned around.

He Miaotian was very sad because he had no birth mother, and the god in his heart was broken by mortals. When he saw Xie Lingya, he said: "Retribution, you will have retribution."

"Retribution is from the Buddhist school, I don't believe it." Xie Lingya said casually, and searched in front of the altar again, and found a few scriptures, which were also from Hongyang Dao, and they looked old, and they were made of cloth.

Shi Changxuan came over and asked, "How many statues of evil gods have you dug up?"

Xie Lingya's heart skipped a beat, thinking of the old lady who said that the nun dug out the scriptures of the predecessors, and the god statue hidden in the belly of Empress Bixiao just now, it seems that they are all dug up.

It suddenly occurred to him that Hongyang Dao had been hit almost without a trace, and his current strength was far inferior to that of before. He was so unscrupulous all of a sudden, could it be that he had reversed the cause and effect.

It's not that He Miaotian offered sacrifices to the evil gods to gain faith, but that the unearthed statues of the evil gods hidden by the ancient Taoists of Hongyang, which were attacked, affected their minds, just like letting He Miaotian come to protect him just now, coaxing them to sacrifice to himself, Then the cycle gets worse...

The method of pretending to be dirty with the human soul may have been used in ancient times. The last evil Buddha they saw looked newer. I don't know if it was imitated later.

He Miaotian looked gloomy and didn't want to speak at all.

Xie Lingya: "Not to mention I burned this scripture too."

He Miaotian looked at him in amazement, this is the man, looking handsome and beautiful, just now he didn't say anything about throwing thunder, and his mouth was not forgiving. Listening to him talk about cursing jujube, combining thunder... Is it worthy of being a descendant of Savon? .

She said with great reluctance: "...There is also an ancient Hunyuan Buddha statue."

"Where is it?" Xie Lingya asked her.

He Miaotian refused to answer.

But Shi Changxuan said thoughtfully: "Tianyu, it's the place you said that Han Zu was enlightened by Hunyuan Patriarch..."

He Miaotian's complexion changed slightly, and he couldn't hide it. Others could tell at a glance that Tian Yu didn't run away.

Xie Lingya hurriedly said: "Abbot Fang is the one who went to Tianyu, please inform him immediately."

After finishing speaking, Xie Lingya tore up the cloth Hongyang Dao ancient scripture scroll.

He Miaotian: "..."

……

Xie Lingya sat in the car, hanging shoulder to shoulder with Shi Chang, and they were going to Tianyu overnight.Lian Tan and Tan Xing stayed in Qi Wu to deal with the follow-up. After all, there were other female Taoists and those infant spirits in the temple.

Very tired, Xie Lingya unknowingly fell asleep with his head tilted.

Shi Changxuan looked sideways, and while he was deep in thought, he suddenly heard God Shang Lu sigh, and said to Liu Lingtong in a thin voice full of vicissitudes: "...now I think you are not bad."

Liu Lingtong: "..."