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[Fuyang Interesting Stories] Theme: Encountering supernatural events again

Content: woo woo woo The host is still shivering, and only dares to post during the day.Yesterday, I went to my cousin's house to play. My aunt said that my cousin was sick. He fainted suddenly some time ago, and his whole body was cold. We couldn't find out the cause.After being in a coma for two days, I woke up by myself and seemed to be fine.Everyone was discussing which hospital to send my cousin to for an examination, and the host went to the balcony to make a phone call.Suddenly I saw my cousin and a man in black coming out of the building, I didn't know where to go, I thought it was my cousin's friend asking him to go out to play.At that time, I didn't care about the phone call. After I finished the call, I saw my cousin sitting on the sofa, but his face was pale, his body was stiff, and his breathing was weak. My aunt was calling an ambulance nearby, saying that my cousin was sitting on the sofa. Got sick again.If the cousin is in the room, who was the person the host saw on the balcony before? TAT Now my cousin is still in the hospital and hasn’t woken up yet, the host doesn’t know whether he should tell his family what he saw...

1L: Damn, I was drowsy, but I woke up after seeing the post.

2L: Is it true or not? Is it a mistake? Or was my cousin kidnapped by a ghost?By the way, the landlord, you didn't make it clear, why is the title "again"?

3L: ...The host, it's you again.

4L: Don't you know the host?I also posted a post before, I still remember that the first one was posted on the Ghost Festival last year

5L: Guess what, you misread the wrong person, scare yourself, and send it to a hospital in a big city for a specialist to see.

6L: Hello, author of supernatural novels, are you here to test memes again?

7L: If you really doubt it, why not go to Baoyang Temple or Taihe Temple to pay homage.

8L: The host should not be afraid to go to Baoyang Temple. It was the first time she saw a ghost in Baoyang Temple.

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28L: This appearance reminds me of passing through the Yin. There is an old lady in my hometown who can pass through the Yin, that is, to help the underworld.So at that time, people often paid her to inquire about the affairs of the underworld, to see if the elderly in the family were doing well, and as long as they asked clearly which mountain was buried, they could invite people to come up.

Before going to bed at night, Xie Lingya secretly comforted Shi Changxuan, no one is born omnipotent and can't make mistakes, he is so good, he took the postgraduate entrance examination twice.It's nothing to overturn once in a while. Failure is the mother of success.

The results turned out to be surprisingly good. Xie Lingya had never discovered that he had such an ability to pour chicken soup before.Shi Changxuan's brows and eyes were much more relaxed, and he didn't sleep behind his back that night.

The next day, the return time is set in the afternoon, and I will take some photos of the ancestral hall in the morning.

At noon, Xie Lingya was going to use his mobile phone to push WeChat, but it was more troublesome. He had to log into the background of the computer version, and then had to scan the QR code. He brought Shi Changxuan's mobile phone, and it was easier to operate the two mobile phones together.

This time, Xie Lingya found out that Shi Changxuan did not have a WeChat account, and the client was still his current one, so he persuaded Shi Changxuan to register one, "Didn't the vice president also say at the meeting that day that now everyone advocates using new media to get closer to believers? , to spread Taoist culture to the masses.”

Shi Changxuan: "..."

Xie Lingya: "How is it?"

Shi Changxuan nodded, "Listen to you."

Xie Lingya lowered his head and began to help him operate, registering with his mobile phone number.Shi Changxuan saw Xie Lingya lowering his head and fiddled with his phone, the sunlight outside the window shone on his cold white and delicate skin, making one feel the urge to touch it.

"Okay, I added my number for you." Xie Lingya turned his face abruptly, just in time to meet Shi Changxuan's gaze staring at him, he froze for a moment, thinking that this gaze was a bit strange.

Shi Changxuan has silently retracted and took the phone.

When Xie Lingya was pondering, Shi Changxuan raised the phone a little bit, "This name..."

Xie Lingya came back to his senses, "Hey, I just took one."

I saw that the WeChat name read: Daoist Gao Leng.

Shi Changxuan: "..."

Shi Changxuan tapped the screen a few times, saved Xie Lingya's avatar, and then set it as his own avatar, but there was no other operation.

Xie Lingya's avatars are Shang Lushen and Liu Lingtong, he can understand Shi Changxuan picking his own avatar, but...

"Aren't you going to change your name?" Xie Lingya saw that Shi Changxuan had finished changing his profile picture and put away his phone, as if he didn't intend to change the name he made up, "Hahahaha that's fine, don't change it."

When it was time to leave, some villagers came to Director Pang's house. In fact, several times in the morning, they all wanted to watch them. What happened in the hall was so interesting to talk about.

One of the villagers also took out his mobile phone: "Master Taoist, can I add your WeChat account, I want to go to offer incense in the future." It is already heard that Shi Changxuan is a Taoist priest, and everyone is rumoring that this Taoist priest is still a serious graduate student , How advanced!

What's wrong with this, Xie Lingya took out his phone, and the villager wanted to add Shi Changxuan.

"Excuse me, if we do the transcendence ceremony, how will the cost be calculated?" the villagers asked. Although the local masters are popular, they can't resist others.

Xie Lingya explained to him.

The villagers asked: "Are different Taoist chiefs charged differently? How much is it to ask Gao Taoist?"

Xie Lingya: "Master Gao? Who?"

The villagers pointed at Shi Changxuan: "Isn't this Gao Leng Daoist?"

Xie Lingya: "..."

Shi Changxuan was indifferent, as if he didn't intend to explain, but Xie Lingya was very embarrassed, this WeChat name was pronounced seriously, the shame was too serious, he covered his face and said: "No, no, this is Daoist Shi."

The villagers still struggled: "Who is Gao Leng?"

Xie Lingya: "..."

After sending the villagers away, Xie Lingya blushed and changed Shi Changxuan's WeChat name to his real name, and then said: "Damn, I don't have fun anymore, I don't know how to explain to that uncle!"

Even though he knew that Xie Lingya's "interest" was just a joke, Shi Changxuan still had ripples in his heart.If he still didn't know the truth, he would probably be happier now.

"And why am I embarrassed, I named you obviously." Xie Lingya was still very unwilling, touched his face, "I'm still too thin-skinned."

Xiao Quan: "..."

……

In the afternoon, the group boarded the bus back to Fuyang, Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan sat in a row again, Xie Lingya leaned against the window and said that he was going to sleep for a while.

The return journey took another few hours, the car stopped halfway, Xie Lingya also woke up, and found himself in Shi Changxuan's arms.

If he was like this at the beginning, he would have to say a word of embarrassment, but now that the two of them are so close that they sleep in the same bed, naturally there is no need to say much.Xie Lingya rubbed his eyes and asked, "What's wrong in front, is there a traffic jam?"

Sitting in the back seat, Xiaoliang had already stood up and looked out. Hearing Xie Lingya's question, he said, "It seems that there was a car accident in front, and the driver also went down to look."

"A car accident?" Xie Lingya glanced out, but the car in front blocked him, and he could only vaguely see people gathered around him through the cracks.

Not long after, the driver came back and said: "It is estimated that there will be a traffic jam for a while. There is a bus in front of it that overturned. Several of them went there on the spot. It's too miserable. It seems that the driver was driving tired."

The people in the car sighed, it was really miserable, the driver was driving tired and killed all the people in the car.

Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan looked at each other and got up together.

"Mr. Xie, what are you going to do?" Xiao Liang asked.

Xie Lingya turned his head and whispered to Xiaoliang: "What do you think we are going to do?"

After thinking for three seconds, Xiaoliang quickly stood up, "I'll go too."

When I walked closer, I saw that the ambulance had arrived and was carrying people up one by one. There were bloodstains on the ground, and the bus fell on its side. Some people were lucky to only suffer minor injuries, but maybe the people traveling with them suffered and cried. I can't help crying.

Xie Lingya opened Yinyan, and saw Yinhun half-hanging on the car window, covered in blood, stretched out his hand: "Brother, pull me out, brother..."

Or struggling to climb out of the car door, trying to climb into the ambulance.

This is a dead soul who has not yet realized that he has passed away. His mind is still stuck in the fear and pain of the moment of death, and he is even still looking for a chance.

The three of them stood not far away, and began to recite the Taoist Mantra of Rebirth and the Taoist Master Taishang, hoping that they could escape from the pain.

They chanted sutras in a very soft voice, but people around them still noticed it. They might not understand what they meant, but they could guess that they were chanting scriptures such as transcendence, so they couldn't help being awed.Although I don't know whether they are lay Buddhists or Taoists, and I don't believe it myself, I still have a good impression of this kind of behavior.

After reading it dozens of times, Xie Lingya saw two messengers rushing to lead the souls of the dead.

Of the two messengers, one was wearing an official uniform, the other was wearing a casual suit, and the one in the official uniform pushed the one in the suit, "It's all because of your delay, you arrived quite a while later, don't hurry up." Once you get it!"

The man in the suit was full of grievances, and tied the ropes into loops in his hand, and then buckled them on the souls. The other ghost waved his token, and all the souls lined up obediently and followed behind him.The one in the suit started nodding with a pamphlet.

As soon as Mingchai turned his head and saw Xie Lingya standing not far away, he floated over: "Mr. Xie is working here?"

There were people around, Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan gave a signal, walked to a place where no one could see, and then said: "I was just passing by, and I found a car accident here, so I came to recite the scriptures a few times."

Although he has never met this person, but he was promoted to the seal of the City God, in the underworld of Queshan, it is not surprising that Mingcha knows him, but it is strange that he does not know him.

At this time, the man in the suit at the back suddenly said "Oops", raised his head anxiously, saw Mingchai talking with Xie Lingya, and ran over, saying, "Brother Wang, is this Li Dongdong? It doesn't seem quite right."

"Li what stuff!" Ming Chai was about to get close to Xie Lingya, but was interrupted by him, staring at him.

Mingchai in the suit said: "One soul is missing, there should be another one named Li Dongdong. I saw you talking to him, and I thought he was that."

Xie Lingya glanced at him, "Are you Xinmingchai? Can't you see that I'm a living person with my eyes open?"

Mingchai in the suit was stunned for a moment, then suddenly cried: "I'm not! Wuwuwu... Brother Wang, when can I go home? Please, let me go back."

"..." Brother Wang was very ashamed, and patted the back of his head, "Go to the underworld to do business, dare to bargain, stop talking nonsense, you can go back after this order is completed, first find Li Dongdong, he must not have run away .”

"Woo...Okay." After finishing speaking, he hurried to find Li Dongdong.

"Is this the temporary impermanence you found?" Xie Lingya asked, he thought it was a new ghost, but now it seems that it is not a ghost at all, it is an impermanence.

"Isn't it?" Wang Gehan said, "You also know that because of Pei Xiaoshan's serious shortage of manpower, that kid only got started for the second time, and he was still struggling before, so he was delayed for a while, and he lost his soul Son."

This is what the folks call "passing the yin" and "walking through impermanence".Or because there is not enough manpower in the underworld, people are called down to help, or some souls are surrounded by people with too much yang energy, and they can't get close to the ghosts, so they call the next soul to help, and some are called to deal with paperwork, and so on.

This kind of being in the underworld is also called "life impermanence", because they are living souls, which are opposite to the black and white impermanence of the underworld.Xie Lingya just jokingly called it "temporary impermanence", which is also the same reason.

Since ancient times, many gods, mothers-in-law and masters in the countryside have claimed to have the experience of being called to walk away from impermanence, so they can know the affairs of the underworld, and then they take people's money in the yangworld, manage them for others, and inquire about the affairs of the underworld.

In fact, Xie Lingya saw what was recorded in "Baoyang Notes", but most of them were like the man in the suit. After being called to go to impermanence, he tried every means to stop this errand. said people.The Patriarch of Baoyang Temple had several cases where he helped to deal with it.

I also want to know that very few people have the courage and talent to exercise their abilities and make friends with ghosts and gods when they are impermanent.Moreover, revealing the affairs of the underworld is an illegal operation and requires risks. Many people who claim to be impermanent are simply cheating money.

After a while, the man in the suit came back, "Brother Wang, I found it."

Brother Wang: "What about the ghost??"

The man in the suit: "He, he won't come back with me, he's hiding in the tree over there, I can't catch him!"

"Didn't I teach you, use a rope to catch it!" Brother Wang looked at him resentfully, "Forget it, let me do it."

He said goodbye to Xie Lingya regretfully, seeing the man in the suit staring at Xie Lingya and wanting to say something, he pulled him hard, "What are you looking at, let's go."

All the ghosts were taken away, so Xie Lingya stopped chanting sutras, greeted Shi Changxuan, returned to the car in a small amount, the road cleared up after a while, and went straight to Muyang and returned.

The next day, Xie Lingya was watering the flowers in the front yard of Baoyang Temple, and chatted with the photographers who came to take pictures to see what good photos they took that could be used on WeChat.

Thanks to these people, I took pictures by myself, posted them on the Internet, and even organized fans from surrounding counties and cities to take pictures.

Xie Lingya was talking, when he saw a man walking in the door, wearing a blue casual suit, his eyes were heavily bruised, and when he came in, he couldn't stop looking at him with strange eyes, still a little dazed.

Isn't this the guy who walked impermanent that day?Could it be that you have something to do with him?

Xie Lingya put down the shower and walked over, "Good afternoon, we meet again."

Instead, the man in the suit looked startled, and looked at Xie Lingya in shock, "It's you!"

Xie Lingya: "...It's me, what expression do you have, didn't you come to look for me?"

The man in the suit said in a daze: "No, I'm here to find someone to do something..."

"That's considered to be looking for me. Let's go and talk later." Xie Lingya took him to the room in the backyard and made him a cup of tea. got used to."

The man in the suit almost didn't cry, "What are you getting used to, I don't want to get used to it!"

The man in the suit told Xie Lingya that his name was Ning Wanlai, and he had been walking impermanently since the end of last month. It was true that he didn’t respond after the first time. He thought it was a nightmare, but he realized it after the second time. Crying and shouting that I don't want to do it.

Last night, he and Wang Wu, that is, Brother Wang, arrested Li Dongdong together. Li Dongdong cried very sadly, saying that he still had a lot of things to do and didn't want to die. Li Dongdong did things so that he could reincarnate earlier.

Then Ning Wanlai inquired and found Baoyang Temple.He met Xie Lingya yesterday when he was still in impermanence, and it was a pleasant surprise to see him in person today. Not only did he confirm that his soul had left his body, but he also knew that the rumors about the magic of holding the sun were probably true.

Yesterday Wang Wu greeted Xie Lingya, he wanted to ask about Xie Lingya, Wang Wu didn't say anything, but he thought maybe Xie Lingya could help him, not only for Li Dongdong, but also...

"Mr. Xie, Master Xie, Master Xie, can you help me and find a way to stop them arresting me for impermanence?" Ning Wanlai begged, "My mother is going to be scared to death by me. Not too big, why did you pick me, is there any way to save me?"

"Don't say 'rescue', you are not in the sea of ​​suffering." Xie Lingya said happily, "Whoever is in the following points is the one. Generally speaking, those who are impermanent are worth at least one discipline, and one discipline is 12 years. .This is a bit like forced service, but the minimum number of years is longer."

Ning Wanlai almost passed out. It was only the second time in 12 years that he couldn't take it anymore. "Do I really have to live for 12 years? Is there a way to untangle it?"

"Hmm..." Xie Lingya pondered, "It stands to reason that it's okay to manage it properly."

Ordinary people would ask the impermanent person to help with the underworld, but here, Ning Wanlai, the impermanent person, came to ask Xie Lingya.

However, although Xie Lingya was related, he couldn't let his uncle take action directly. Life Impermanence was registered in the register, and there were so many colleagues who had to take care of it.

"How do I manage it? As long as I can resign from this position, I can do whatever I want." Ning Wanlai said hopefully.

"What else can I do? Hold a few more dojos and ceremonies, and see if I can get the judge to show mercy and cross out your name." Xie Lingya also has no experience, just based on what was recorded in "Baoyang Notes".

Ning Wanlai took this as a life-saving straw, and said: "I will do what I want, as long as the gentlemen below can let me go."

"Don't be too nervous. Ming Chai may look scary, but it won't hurt you. You are still their colleague." Xie Lingya tried to persuade him, so that Ning Wanlai would not scare himself to death before he was removed from the list.

Everyone has different guts and ambitions, and most people, like Ning Wanlai, wish to leave this job immediately if they encounter this situation.

And people like Xie Lingya, who are born to eat this bowl of food, if they were arrested to commit impermanence, they would probably have practiced the skills of locking up unjust souls without caring, and strived to be the advanced pacesetters of the local government...

Ning Wanlai sighed, saying that he couldn't relax, it was too scary.

"Then do Li Dongdong's puja first, and I will study your puja again to see how to improve your case." Xie Lingya pondered.

Ning Wanlai: "Thank you, thank you so much."

Xie Lingya persuaded him a few more words, before resigning successfully, try to be more open, and explain it to his relatives so that they don't worry.

……

After Ning Wanlai left, Xie Lingya researched what kind of puja could be held for him. Li Dongdong's puja was easy to organize, and Liu Bohe and Zhang Daoting could do it.

Xie Lingya asked Shi Changxuan for advice again, because Ning Wanlai needed to get rid of ghosts and gods, Shi Changxuan said that it is best to burn Jiangzhen incense.

Incense has functions such as support, exorcism and purification, and psychic communication. Jiangzhen incense is a Taoist spice. It is said that incense is burned during fasting and sacrificial offerings.

To put it simply, this is a very popular offering in the world of ghosts and gods.There are many kinds of spices used in Taoism, from single product to mixed production, green wood incense, nine harmony incense, but Jiangzhen incense is the most high-end, usually made into incense beads.

However, this kind of incense is not sold in the market, so you have to burn it yourself.Xie Lingya asked about it. There are elders in Shi Changxuan's family who can do it, but they don't do it more and keep it. They just do it and use it every time.

Helpless, Xie Lingya decided to make it himself, fortunately he has the recipe, and there is no need for any special equipment or techniques, just make the fragrant beads the size of a chicken head.

Some of the raw materials of Jiangzhenxiang can be used as medicine, so Xie Lingya went to Hai Guanchao and asked him to help identify the quality.

Hai Guanchao heard that Xie Lingya wanted to be self-sufficient, so he started to make incense beads, raised his eyes and said solemnly: "Now is a new era, if you don't improve it, maybe the gods will appreciate it more. Once you are happy, the effect of your puja will be great." Better."

Xie Lingya: "What's the improvement? This is an old recipe, a classic!"

Hai Guanchao: "Hey, your classic fragrance beads, do you have top notes, middle notes and back notes?"

Xie Lingya: "...you are a big-headed ghost!"