Part-Time Taoist Priest

"I, I really don't know Tai Chi sword..." Zhang Daoting was pestered by a group of aunts to let him teach Tai Chi sword, and he groaned in his heart.

This is because Xie Lingya lied to others casually at the beginning, saying that he had gone to practice Tai Chi with the Three Jeweled Swords, but they thought that all Taoist temples knew how to use Tai Chi swords.The newcomers Hou Xuzhong and Liu Bohe had practiced fist, foot and sword skills, but the aunts were not willing to ask them to teach them.

Fortunately, Xie Lingya came back at this time, he hurriedly said: "Brother Xie is back, let him teach you."

Everyone saw that Xie Lingya was carrying a bag and carrying a sword, so they really went to find him.

"Okay, wait, I'll finish putting things away." Xie Lingya is also familiar with the uncles and aunts who often come to the Taoist temple. Back then, he really went to learn the nonsense he said casually, and occasionally confirmed it when he was in the front yard.

Xie Lingya went to the backyard, and then put down the toilet ghost in his hand, this is inside the Taoist temple, under Wang Lingguan's eyes, the toilet ghost was trembling.

Shi Changxuan was also in the courtyard. Although the toilet ghost didn't appear, he still felt something was wrong, "What did you bring back?"

"A toilet ghost, trying to scare me." Xie Lingya said, after beating the toilet ghost earlier, he brought him back under the toilet ghost's repeated begging, and supervised him.

Putting this guy in the toilet, even if you don't dare to harm others, it's not shameful to keep peeping at other people's teachers and students going to the toilet.

"How do you plan to deal with it?" Shi Changxuan asked.

You can't put it in the toilet of Baoyang Temple and think about it, how can you think about it, transform the toilet ghost, let it clean the toilet every day?

Xie Lingya thought about it: "For it, I think it should be re-educated through labor to consume some energy, not only to lose weight, but also to change the bad habit of peeking at people going to the toilet."

Shi Changxuan: "..."

The reason why the toilet ghost is so fat is because it has a lot of filth in its body, but it is different from human fat, no matter how fat a human is, it will not look like a toilet ghost.

If you want to lose weight, it means not letting it stay in a place with heavy filth, so that the aura of heaven and earth can wash away its filth, but Xie Lingya expressed it this way...it's quite fresh.

After being beaten up by Xie Lingya, the toilet ghost was extremely honest, squatting on the spot, it was afraid that Xie Lingya would kill it, or bring it back and arrest it in front of the altar, how uncomfortable it would be.

"Look back, let Ding Aima and Qin Limin supervise it, and don't go near the toilet." Xie Lingya said.

Now Ding Aima and Qin Limin are already very positive ghosts. Ding Aima wanders around the mall every day and takes charge of the mall—so he can't accept thieves, and from time to time he will bump into people who steal goods and let things fall. out thing.

And Qin Limin was even more so. If he was a human being, he would have been on the news in the morning, and he had made great contributions to the nighttime security of Jingui Pedestrian Street.If there is no accident, Xie Lingya plans to supersede him on the Hungry Ghost Festival next year.

Xie Lingya put away his things and went out to teach the uncles and aunts Taijiquan. After all, only he has a sword, and others don't.

However, there are always many tables and chairs in the Taoist temple because of entertaining tea guests. Fortunately, there is a square next to it, so everyone surrounded Xie Lingya to the square.

At night, Liming Square is divided into groups, full of old people dancing in the square, and some of them are professionally dressed in uniform costumes and holding fans and other props.There are also Tai Chi practitioners here, about a dozen uncles and aunts, and one uncle forms a small world of his own.

But as soon as the Baoyang Temple business came, people immediately murmured, and some people came to ask: "Where did you find your coach, why..."

Why is it so much more handsome than theirs?still young!

Xie Lingya usually doesn't come out to practice in the square, but this time he came because there were so many people that he couldn't stand up.Uncles and aunts are still wondering, doesn’t Xiao Xie go out to practice swords all the time, why don’t you know each other?

But the doubts turned into doubts, and he replied: "It's not the coach I hired, this is the layman from the Yang Temple over there."

The other party was very envious. The Taoist priest Zhang Sanfeng was a Tai Chi master, and they didn't understand it. When they heard it, they subconsciously felt that the method in the Taoism, probably the way they learned, sounded so fancy!

In fact, Xie Lingya also learned it by watching videos on the Internet. He didn't hear people discussing it, because he felt something was wrong while he was teaching.Although his spirit officer's eyes were closed, he could feel the whistling wind.

No way, the square is still so lively and popular, can it be haunted?

Ordinary people just felt that there was a strange wind blowing, but Xie Lingya felt something was wrong, said hello to the uncles and aunts, and ran back.

He had already used the Spiritual Officer's Divine Eye today, and his eyes were still not comfortable, so he asked Shi Changxuan to open his eyes with a talisman, and said, "I was outside just now, and I felt a strong wind blowing."

At this time, the clinic was also off work. Hai Guanchao and Fang Zhe came back and closed the back door. Seeing that Xie Lingya was about to go out again, they were about to ask him, but they heard a knock on the back door.

Hai Guanchao turned around strangely and opened the door, but there was no one there.

Of course, in Xie Lingya's eyes, there are outsiders.

Qin Limin and Ding Aima supported a female ghost at the door, feeling extremely embarrassed. The female ghost had a swollen belly, a pale face, and loose long hair. A little apprehensive.

——Of course, no matter which ghost it is, if it is brought to knock on the door of Wang Lingguan Temple, it will probably be very frightening.

The female ghost has a big belly and looks like she is pregnant.

Humans have pregnancy, and so do ghosts, but either the remaining qi after death meets the chance to reincarnate, or a dead body with two lives, stillborn, innate soul and resentment entangled, similar to these two situations, can be born Ghost fetus, but the former ghost cannot be reincarnated.

These situations are relatively rare and need some chances. More common are bloody ghosts, that is, women with dystocia become ghosts.

"What's the matter?" Xie Lingya asked.

He had never seen this female ghost before. Could it be Qin Limin and Ding Aima's friends.

Ding Aima hurriedly said: "Mr. Xie, just now we felt as if someone was recruiting us, and she is also a nearby ghost."

Conscripting means that some mages invite ghosts and gods to help them, which is very common in Buddhist rituals.Xie Lingya thought for a moment that the dark wind just now was caused by the passing of ghosts. It must have summoned a lot, what ritual can use so many.

Ordinary lonely ghosts have little resistance to conscripts, but Qin Limin and Ding Aima, in order to make it easier for them to do good deeds, went in and out of the backyard to report, Xie Lingya specially greeted them, and they were regarded as under the protection of the patriarch.

Qin Limin said indignantly: "Even pregnant women are conscripted, it's too much, this is a tragedy in the world, worse than Shihao officials! If we didn't pull her, she would have been conscripted too!"

Xie Lingya: "??"

Xie Lingya murmured, this angle was novel, he had never recruited lonely ghosts, and he didn't know that gender and physical condition were not distinguished when recruiting.

In this way, it seems that it is too much to treat pregnant female ghosts, even conscripting people to work when they are all pregnant...

Qin Limin pointed to the female ghost and said: "She just moved her fetus to resist, and now she will not be able to give birth. Teacher Xie, please help her! She has never done anything bad. If you don't believe me, you can check it out. She died before she was alive. If you live in the community over there, after you die, you can watch people dance in the square at most!"

The female ghost also looked at Xie Lingya in pain.

Xie Lingya: "..."

No, do you really think Mr. Xie is omnipotent, connecting students? !

Hai Guanchao has no yin and yang eyes, so he saw Xie Lingya performing a one-man show, and asked curiously, "Who is it?"

Xie Lingya slowly looked towards the sea to watch the tide.

Hai Guanchao: "..."

Xie Lingya: "..."

Hai Guanchao: "..." He had a bad feeling.

……

Tai Su Clinic.

"What are you doing, don't open your eyes to me, I won't look, I won't look!" Hai Guanchao struggled to no avail, and when he opened his eyes, he saw the miserable condition of the pregnant female ghost, and he felt unrequited love.

"It's true that I'm a doctor, but I won't deliver babies to ghosts either!" Hai Guanchao felt particularly wronged.

"Doctor, please, save me and my child..." The female ghost held her stomach and crawled on the ground a few times, holding Hai Guanchao's ankle.

"..." Hai Guanchao had goose bumps all over his body, "Speak up if you have something to say."

Qin Limin and Ding Aima helped the female ghost up, and also apologized to Hai Guanchao, "Doctor Hai, please do a good deed, even if she is reincarnated, she will not forget you."

Hai Guanchao: "..."

Xie Lingya said: "Just try it according to the human way."

Hai Guanchao was meditating, when he turned his head and saw the toilet ghost, he was so frightened that he took five steps back, his glasses were crooked, "What the hell are you talking about!"

The toilet ghost lowered his head aggrievedly.

"This is a new ghost I brought back, but it's not important." Xie Lingya persuaded, "Brother Hai, otherwise you can try it. Ghosts can also be changed by humans. Maybe there is a way to use it."

At this moment, Fang Zhe said, "Let me try."

Everyone looked at Fang Zhe.

"Luban Book" also has a way to see ghosts. Fang Zhe solved the eye-opening problem by himself: "Don't embarrass Dr. Hai, he has never dealt with genitals, but I can try to induce birth."

Hai Guanchao nodded repeatedly. Although he knew about these things because of his family education, he didn't eat this bowl of food after all, and he had never seen a ghost, let alone deliver a ghost to a ghost.

Ghosts are female creatures, so of course they cannot be spawned with cinnabar symbols. Fang Zhe let the female ghost lie flat on the ground, fetched well water with a heavy yin energy, and recited the curse, "One transforms into Jiulong water, and the other transforms into queen mother's water." ..."

After cursing, sprinkle water on the female ghost.

A miracle happened, I saw the female ghost put her hands on her stomach, and with a long cry, her stomach gradually flattened, which was different from human pregnant women, who immediately flattened after giving birth, and the skirt between her spread legs also became flat. uplift.

Xie Lingya suddenly felt that it was not appropriate. It was the first time they had experienced such a thing. Now that they thought about it, they watched the lady give birth together just now, so they quickly covered their eyes, "You are not allowed to watch."

The female ghost couldn't help laughing, and her pale face became even more terrifying. She picked up her skirt and carried the ghost baby out, looking at the baby lovingly.

Ghosts are inherently feminine, and ghosts are even more sinister, bloodless all over their bodies, and their eyes are opened from birth, swarthy, and it is creepy to stare at anyone.

"..." Everyone wanted to touch the love between mother and child again, but seeing this scene, no one could press the chills that stood up, and their emotions disappeared.

The female ghost hugged the child, bowed to Fang Zhe, and bowed to everyone else, including Hai Guanchao and Xie Lingya who couldn't help, "Thank you!"

"It's okay, I didn't do anything to help." Xie Lingya dodged and didn't accept the gift.

Hai Guanchao is also ashamed, he regrets it a little now, this may be his only chance to test his medical skills on a ghost, but he missed it because he was not brave enough at the beginning.

The female ghost pursed her pale lips and smiled, "My name is Du Minmin. If you need any help in the future, please feel free to tell Mr. Fang."

Fang Zhe also waved his hand, "It's just a little effort."

After Ding Aima and Qin Limin sent Du Minmin away, Hai Guanchao still regretted it, "I should try it just now."

He muttered again that maybe this method can be tried, and that method might be useful.

"It's okay, Brother Hai." Xie Lingya comforted him, "Maybe I will ask you about mother and baby later, and you still have a chance to show your skills."

For example, what little ghosts cry at night, not enough breast milk (he doesn't know if the female ghost has breast milk) and so on.

Hai Guanchao: "..."

A group of people watched the delivery of the female ghost, closed the clinic door again, and wandered back to the Taoist temple.

After Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan walked together, he said, "I'm a little curious about who recruited troops tonight. There's such a big commotion."

Shi Changxuan also nodded thoughtfully, the wind was raging, and the battle was indeed not small, but he was silent for a while, and only said: "There is an exam tomorrow, don't think so much."

If Shi Changxuan's family were here, they would probably feel that something was wrong, because these words were very unlike Shi Changxuan's usual style.

Shi Changxuan himself felt a little weird after he finished speaking, but Xie Lingya cared about him so much every day, and Shang Lushen was brainwashing him, so he felt that he must have been affected...

Xie Lingya didn't think too much, and nodded.

Shi Changxuan walked a little forward, still thinking about what he said just now.

At this time, Xie Lingya suddenly stepped forward, put his hand on his left shoulder, leaned his face on his right shoulder, and asked softly: "Little cutie, are you hungry?"

Shi Changxuan: "???!"

Shi Changxuan actually felt a sense of bewilderment that he never saw a ghost for the first time, his heartbeat seemed to speed up unconsciously, most areas of his mind were blank, and a small area was filled with: How could this be!

cute.

cute? ?

Shang Lu said shyly, "...hungry."

Xie Lingya put his face on Shi Changxuan's shoulder and said with a smile: "Then I'll give you some fruit, you should say a few more words next time."

Shi Changxuan: "........."

Shi Changxuan's mood became more complicated, he opened his lips slightly, but didn't say anything, and stepped up the steps silently, a little dazed.

The next day, Xie Lingya went to the exam again. After the thrilling experience last night—no, it should have been only shocking. Fortunately, his mood was not affected too much, and he finished the exam with a good attitude.

It will take two months for the results to come out. Xie Lingya has already done his best, and he hopes that he will pass the initial test smoothly as God Shang Lu predicted. This will not waste his review this year.

Before, Xie Lingya and Tang Qi agreed that they should keep in touch. No, Tang Qi really came to contact him, and introduced him to business.

One of Tang Qi's friends, or not to mention a friend, a lady surnamed Zhu whom he met in business, his father was seriously ill, and he suspected that something was entangled.Originally, I also wanted to invite Chen Sansheng, but Chen Sansheng would not take jobs for a long time, so I found another mage. The mage said that this was done by someone, and many ghosts were sent to harm him. I can't afford to be sick.

However, the mage's approach failed and he was defeated.Ms. Zhu asked around for other powerful masters, and Tang Qi introduced them to her, and also revealed some stories about Mr. Gao.

Through such an intermediary, Xie Lingya agreed.But probably when Tang Qi was talking, he was talking with Shi Changxuan, so Ms. Zhu felt that it was safer to invite them together.

In fact, Xie Lingya also felt that Shi Changxuan, who was born in a major, was more confident, and the two of them discussed it and thought it was a bit of a coincidence.

Two days ago, they noticed that someone was recruiting lonely souls. It is said that Ms. Zhu's father was also murdered by a ghost. Could it be the same person?

The two made an appointment with Ms. Zhu, and then went to her father's house.

Ms. Zhu is around forty, and the old man is also in his seventies. The family lives in a villa with a large yard, which shows that the family background is quite good, which is also in line with the remuneration she promised to Xie Lingya.

Ms. Zhu had heard that Tang Qi had been vaccinated, so she didn't question the age of the two of them. After leading them into the yard, she said: "My father has been in a coma for two days. The law is broken, and the black hand behind the scenes must be found! I can add money!"

Just as he was talking, he entered the gate on the first floor, and saw several people sitting in the living room, a middle-aged man with a fat head and big ears, and an old man and a young man. magic weapon.

When the people on both sides met, the fat man immediately said: "Auntie, why did you invite some messy people here again, can you please, the last time you invited all vomited blood."

Not to be outdone, Ms. Zhu said, "You are the one who invited here. Wasn't the one who cheated and cheated last time not enough?"

The fat man snorted, "Be careful what you say. This Master Zhao is an expert I specially invited from the provincial capital. He has already seen Dad's situation, and he will do it soon!"

Ms. Zhu: "Hehe, if we want to do it, we should come first. I told my father a long time ago. These two are mages of Baoyang Temple. They not only want to do it, but also help me find out who is behind the scenes and avenge my father. .”

In fact, Xie Lingya hadn't agreed just now, but Ms. Zhu had said it all, and it was impossible for him to refute anything at this time. He just observed that "Master Zhao".

Looking at the robes he is wearing, it seems to be Taoism, but he looks like a fairy, maybe he is a folk mage.Xie Lingya nodded to this half of his colleagues as a greeting.

The immortal Master Zhao turned his head in disdain, pretending not to see it.

The young man next to him was holding something, and said blankly: "Master, can I still arrange it?"

Ms. Zhu said loudly: "No arrangement is allowed, I have already made an appointment."

"I also said that I made an appointment earlier. Dad is still unconscious. Who will testify whether you have an appointment or not." Ms. Zhu's brother also said in a loud voice.

Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan frowned slightly, and they were speechless. The relationship between the siblings was too bad, and they didn't know about this situation beforehand. They didn't expect that they couldn't work right away when they came today.

The two wrangled for a full 10 minutes before Ms. Zhu reluctantly gave in and asked them to come first, but everyone had brought them, and Ms. Zhu did not intend to let Xie Lingya and the others go. She just said, "Let's wait a little longer. When they finish making nonsense, the two teachers will show my father how to do it."

Mr. Zhu glared at him, and said, "Master Zhao, please start, so that some people will give up earlier."

Master Zhao nodded calmly, "Xiaoliang, let's set up an altar."

The young man called Xiaoliang responded respectfully, and then began to prepare the bill.

Master Zhao understood the psychology of his employer very well, so he coughed and said, "Mr. Zhu, don't worry, I have fought countless times and won every time. Hehe."

Mr. Zhu nodded and glanced at his sister proudly by the way.

At this time, Xiaoliang was also set up, and Master Zhao stepped forward to do it, and his gestures seemed to be decent.

Xiaoliang stood aside and boasted: "Mr. Zhu, look at it, my master has raised 100 million soldiers and horses, as long as he transfers [-], it will be enough to beat Mr. Zhu's soldiers and horses to pieces. Collected by the way."

The mages call the ghosts they recruited soldiers and horses, and if there are generals at the top, they are not ghosts, but gods. In general, many large-scale Taoist rituals require the help of ghosts and gods.But like soldiers and horses, not everyone can be invited.

Moreover, he said that his master was "raised", that is to say, he was not temporarily recruited from the surroundings, but was raised under his command and had to be supported regularly.

——It is equivalent to signing a long-term contract, and ordinary temporary dispatch is equivalent to a temporary worker.

Raising soldiers and horses is the same as raising little ghosts and raising ears to repay the gods. There is also a distinction between doing good deeds and doing bad deeds. If you do good deeds, it is to cultivate merit.

Ms. Zhu said disdainfully: "Return 100 million, cut."

Xiao Liang looked at the layman and said: "Sister, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand. You may think that 100 million is an exaggeration, but among the 100 million, there are not only those left by our ancestors, but also others. My master recruited and trained him for many years. For ordinary rituals, tens of thousands would be great, but my master is not an ordinary person!"

After feeding soldiers and horses, they have to train like human soldiers, from lonely ghosts to elite soldiers.For example, the Maoshan faction is very good at these.

However, to be able to recruit millions of Yin soldiers is really not an ordinary mage, not to mention leaving a name in history, no matter what, he must be well-known in the contemporary Chinese industry.But Xie Lingya took a look at Shi Changxuan's face, he didn't seem to know this Master Zhao.

At this moment, Master Zhao yelled loudly on the altar: "Your position is in charge, and the lieutenant generals of your subordinates are elite soldiers. They are only aware of each other, and obey orders!"

He was a bit older, but he was full of spirit, and Ms. Zhu was stunned by his voice. Looking around, he was really interesting, so he didn't dare to say anything.

Xie Lingya secretly opened his dark eyes, and looked over, Master Zhao was giving orders to the air alone, and even threw the token.These days, serious Taoist priests are dying of poverty, but folk liars are flourishing.

Well, the promised million ghost soldiers turned out to be all made up by myself.

Xiaoliang didn't know whether he was too involved in the drama, or whether he believed in Master deeply.He also gestured slightly with his master, wishing to learn all of them, from this point of view, if the liar's acting skills might be too good.

When Master Zhao was painting the talisman, he still took time to look at Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan.These two people are not very old, probably a few years older than him, what can they know?

Xiaoliang said reservedly: "Can you invite Yin soldiers?"

Shi Changxuan ignored it, Xie Lingya was easier to talk, and thought about it: "Can you...?"

With an uncertain tone, he didn't have many ways to do things, most of them were supernatural rituals. Although he hadn't practiced recruiting rituals, Xie Lingya felt that there should be no problem.

Xiaoliang smiled faintly, and proudly said: "How much can I invite? My master said that after I leave the army, I will first dispatch [-] soldiers and horses to me, and I will also bring fighter jets."

Xie Lingya: "????"

He couldn't help but glanced at Shi Changxuan, no, was this kid fooled?Why doesn't your master just equip your troops with an aircraft carrier?