Part-Time Taoist Priest

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Theme: Envious of friends with high combat effectiveness.

Content: The landlord's five senses are still sharp, but his limbs are too stupid, and he can fall on the altar by himself when doing things, which is very embarrassing.

Recently, Master went to Fuyang to have a wedding, and heard that the human flesh seal machine in Baoyang Temple was with his senior brother. The host thought a lot...

My master taught me. It is said that the seal machine was average before, and later his senior brother taught me swordsmanship.

If I want to improve, do I have to find my senior brother first... that...

1L: Brother: Meow meow? ? ? ?

2L: How did you come to this conclusion? ! !

3L: Brother is trembling!

……

On the day Xie Lingya graduated from graduate school, Shi Changxuan came to see him.They often come and go, and each other's classmates know them, but most people really think that it's just a good relationship.

Considering that he has attracted much attention because of his status as a Taoist priest of Baoyang Temple, Xie Lingya didn't want his campus life to be as ups and downs as his business, so he didn't announce it in front of his classmates.

Shi Changxuan also acquiesced to this point.

Shi Changxuan heard Xie Lingya's classmate pulling him, enthusiastically promoting his cousin.

"You don't want to be close to women because you live in a Taoist temple. I heard that some Taoist priests can also get married. Let me tell you, I didn't brag. My cousin is really beautiful. I didn't lose Here you go!"

Xie Lingya: "..."

Xie Lingya: "You can compare..."

Classmate: "There is no one who loses to a female star!"

Xie Lingya: "Oh, no, thank you."

Although the classmate knew that Xie Lingya had always been single, they really didn't think about it that much. Xie Lingya seemed in a hurry every day, and there were many people in school who were so focused on work that they had no time to find a partner.

Professor Zhu called Xie Lingya over and said, "These people don't read books well, and they think about how to introduce someone to others every day. Don't bother."

Xie Lingya smiled shyly, "I can't help it, I'm too popular."

Professor Zhu: "..."

Professor Zhu: "Hey, Xiao Shi is here."

Xie Lingya looked back, sure enough, he walked over and called: "Senior brother."

While walking over, he stretched out his hand, wanting to pull Shi Changxuan.

Shi Changxuan held him and pulled him into his arms.

Xie Lingya's heart surged immediately, senior brother, I saw you right!So boring, actually want to take advantage of the day of graduation to announce it to my teachers and classmates!

Since the senior brothers behaved like this, Xie Lingya couldn't let him down, so he raised his head and kissed him on the corner of his mouth.

There was a gasp behind him, and Professor Zhu seemed to hiccup in fright.

Hey, kiss crooked.Xie Lingya was about to adjust, Shi Changxuan moved his chin a little bit, and said with a three-pointed stunned voice: "There is a fruit peel on the ground, I will let you step over it..."

Xie Lingya: "..."

Xie Lingya turned his head and said dryly, "You're kidding me, senior brother, hehe."

Everyone: "..."

Shi Changxuan's eyes gradually changed, he squeezed his chin back and kissed him.

The people at the scene were silent for two seconds, and then there were screams and whistles.

Later, the classmate who wanted to introduce his cousin to Xie Lingya came over and said, "This is embarrassing...why didn't you say it earlier, we don't discriminate against homosexuals in any age, and, in fact, I have a pretty good-looking one." cousin...

"

Xie Lingya: "..."

Although Shi Changxuan didn't know what happened before, he understood this sentence, and his face turned frosty in an instant.

"I'm just kidding!" The classmate raised his hand, "Senior Shi is so good at playing, he scared us, I'll tease you too."

……

So unknowingly, everyone around me knew the relationship between Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan. At first, some people thought they were brothers. be human.

Now that Xie Lingya has graduated, Shi Changxuan also expressed that although there is no way to prove it, a banquet can be held as a ceremony.

Xie Lingya can think about it, but it doesn't have to be very grand, wearing a dress and setting off firecrackers, but it's good to invite colleagues to eat and witness.

Father Xie was still a little awkward. Although he had already accepted the two children together, when Xie Lingya told him that he was going to set up a banquet, he was still stunned for a while, and said anxiously: "...then who will be the bride? Shall I hold your hand??"

Xie Lingya: "..."

Xie Lingya: "Dad, you think too much, don't exaggerate."

He didn't want to be on social news.

Father Xie received repeated assurances that there would be no strange ceremony, so he agreed.

On the day of the banquet, countless Taoist priests gathered, along with some monks, shamans, fairy women, etc., all kinds of people who had friendship with Xie Lingya.

Such a group of people entering and leaving the hotel, not to mention passers-by, even the hotel's own service staff, have discussed in private countless times. Is this the place where the religious conference rented their hotel?Seeing monks, Taoist priests, shamans and others gathered together, it feels a little weird...

Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan stood outside the hall to greet the guests, and wave after wave of Taoist priests came to greet him with their hands clasped together.

There is also a wedding hall next to it, and the newcomers come a step later.

This hall has to turn a corner to the lobby, Xie Lingya heard the commotion and went over to take a look, only to see a woman in white sackcloth following the couple, the couple stumbled and ran to the lobby, asking the concierge to help them take the The woman in sackcloth drove out.

The concierge looked stunned, "This..."

They just followed and didn't do anything, although wearing sackcloth was a little depressing.

The bride cried and said: "This is not human!"

——The Taoist priest who had been chatting and laughing with his back to the other side heard these words, turned around and looked around, and saw the woman in sackcloth.

I checked my eyes, it's Phi Masha!

A group of Taoist priests rushed out and surrounded them, forcing Pi Ma Sha, who could not be driven away, to a corner.

From behind, only the overlapping backs of the Taoist priests can be seen, as well as a few pairs of hands that are held up high and holding the talisman.

other people:"……"

The bride showed a rescued expression, and raised her voice: "Thank you, masters!"

Xie Lingya also squeezed over, "How is it?"

After all, it is a demon, so he was worried that fellow Taoists would not be able to solve it.

"Thank you, brother, don't come here!"

Xie Lingya wondered, "Why?"

He has been in the industry for so long, and most of the time everyone tells him that you should get on it.

Someone said: "Fellow Daoists are holding a wine today, newcomers are most likely to be attacked by Ma Sha! You and Fellow Daoist Shi should hide quickly!"

Xie Lingya: "..."

He thought about it for a long time, and he actually felt that it made sense. Although it was not a wedding, it had the same meaning. Who knows if there is any influence in the dark.

Xie Lingya turned around quickly, and pulled Shi Changxuan who had just come out to see what was going on, "Quick, let's avoid it, it's Ma Sha."

Shi Changxuan immediately said: "Impossible, I have counted good days and auspicious days, and it is absolutely impossible to commit a crime of wearing hemp."

Xie Lingya: "..."

Because it was just a treat, he really didn't count it out, he didn't expect his senior brother to be so... thoughtful.

"It's the pair of criminals next door wearing Ma Sha." Xie Lingya said, "The group of fellow Taoists who just arrived are now beating Sha God."

Shi Changxuan: "..."

The newlyweds next door were really lucky. They met Taoist priests who were also serving wine here, so they helped them solve it.Not to mention Xie Lingya, many Taoist priests there need to make appointments in advance ranging from a week to a month.

When the people in the temple came, Xie Lingya realized that they had brought a handful of older pheasants with them.Brother Pheasant is already middle-aged and elderly in the age of chickens, and most chickens have been slaughtered long ago. It is full of vicissitudes of life, and every chicken feather is written with legends.

"I heard that there is a Phi Masha? Although there are many Taoists, just in case!"

Xie Lingya, who is so cruel, couldn't help but say, "Do you still want Brother Pheasant to enjoy his old age?"

……

With relatives and friends present and fellow witnesses, this day will be Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan's wedding anniversary in the future.

Many old-fashioned Taoists appeared on the stage, plus his own low-key vision, so Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan thanked everyone for their support during the meeting. Zhang Daoting was the master of ceremonies, so there was no fuss.In fact, those who are willing to come are undoubtedly a great encouragement to them, and I also want to thank Shi Changxuan's parents for their role in it.With China's current level of conservatism, not every Taoist priest is so open-minded. If it weren't for the Shi family and their partners in the Taoist world, it would not be so smooth.

Of course, there are those Daoist Association seniors who have always cared for Xie Lingya and hoped that he would become a monk as soon as possible.

During this process, Xie Lingsi ran around with Dabao and Xiaobao sprinkled rose petals, and even tied a bow around the neck of the obedient dragon, which was considered appropriate for the occasion.

After eating, Xie Lingya collapsed on the hotel sofa and said, "Are you busy tomorrow? Daoist Chen invited us to discuss alchemy practice. I really don't understand this. I barely passed chemistry."

Shi Changxuan was silent for a while, as if he had something to say.

Xie Lingya: "What, do you have something to do?"

Shi Changxuan said faintly: "I have spared the seven-day itinerary ahead of time..."

Xie Lingya: "Then it's all right... ah!"

Xie Lingya reacted immediately.

He is speechless, his senior always uses actions instead of words, sometimes he thinks straight, or even too straight, so he can't feel it.

Only now did I realize that Shi Changxuan didn't say a word, but actually attached great importance to this matter.

Xie Lingya patted Shi Changxuan's shoulder, and said solemnly: "Senior brother, I understand, don't worry, I will sacrifice my life to accompany you, I have seven days to spare, and I will admit it even if I die on the bed!"

Shi Changxuan: "?!!"

Xie Lingya: "Hey, why, did I get it wrong again?"

Shi Changxuan: "...No, no."