negative distance relationship

Li Yangmiao pestered Li Yangxu for a long time, and finally got Lele's WeChat account from him. After adding it in a hurry, Lele was so frightened that he almost threw the phone away at the first sentence.

Li Yangmiao: "Sister-in-law! I'm Miaomiao!"

Lele was at work at the time, took a sip of water and saw this title, neither spit nor swallowed, choking so that the whole body trembled, the colleagues around him almost thought he would suffocate to death, Liang Tingting even envied in her heart: that's great Ah, it wasn't sudden death from overtime work.

Lele patted her chest fiercely a few times, and after taking a breath, she blushed and typed back: "What sister-in-law, don't shout."

Li Yangmiao said in surprise: "Eh?! Aren't you and my brother together? Isn't that my sister-in-law?"

Li Yangmiao: "Oh my God! Could it be that my brother is suffering?!"

What's the matter with this girl's brain hole, Lele murmured in his heart, but it is undeniable that this sister-in-law really made his ears itch. He asked Li Yangmiao, "Why did you add me?" Wechat, did your brother give you my number?"

"He's not that generous!" Li Yangmiao said disdainfully: "You don't even know how long I've been pestering him before you're willing to send me your number. It must be a wife-protecting maniac, I guessed it right, hehe!"

Lele's face turned red again, and she couldn't help but sigh that this child is really the treasure of the Li family, whoever has a child with such a sweet mouth will definitely spoil her to heaven.

The two chatted without saying a word, one dreamed of wanting a gay friend, but now this person is actually his sister-in-law, wishing to rush to each other and have a carnival for three days and three nights, while the other wanted to have a gay friend. To build a good relationship with the family members of the "male ticket", it is best to listen to some stories from the other party's mouth. Just by imagining what Li Yangxu experienced when he was a child, he can get a nose bleed.

So the two hit it off and chatted for a long time. In order to please this sister-in-law, Li Yangmiao shook off all the stories about Li Yangxu that had been treasured up over the years, "There was another time when I was just four years old. I don’t remember it very deeply, but because people in my family kept talking about it, I couldn’t even forget it.”

"At that time, I heard that my brother was about to go abroad, and I was very sad. I stuck to him every day and followed him everywhere. My brother had a big head, but he couldn't do anything with me. He had to hug me when eating, and he had to coax him to sleep. I almost had to go with her even to the bathroom."

Before Li Yangmiao finished speaking, Lele fantasized about the scene for a while, and couldn't help laughing at the thought of Li Yangxu's expressionless face.

"Probably because my behavior is so funny, my father always scares me, saying that my brother will go abroad soon, and he wants to be more clingy while he is still there, otherwise he will forget about me after he goes abroad. " Li Yangmiao not only said behind Li Yangxu's enthusiasm, but also sold himself very well: "Even if I think now that my brother will forget me, I feel horrible, let alone me who was only four years old at the time, so I I heard them recall that one night when I was eating, no one could find me. Everyone was so worried that they almost called the police all night. But my brother went back to the bedroom and found that I was hiding in his suitcase. inside."

"Pfft!" Lele couldn't help bursting out laughing, but Li Yangmiao continued, "My brother's face was black on the spot, but because I was discovered, I was afraid that he wouldn't take me away. I refused to come out, and the whole family had nothing to do with me. My brother could only coax me patiently, and finally agreed to let me sleep in his box for one night.

Lele's mind is full of images of Li Yangxu when he was young when he opened the box and saw Miaomiao lying in a ball curled up inside. The man probably had black lines all over his face. He was obviously roaring in his heart, but he had to follow this sister. The man is just like he first met, with tenderness engraved in his bones.

The two chatted on WeChat for a long time. After Li Yangmiao finished telling Li Yangxu's story, she pestered Lele to tell her what it was like for them to get along with each other. The content is really not suitable for children, so in the end I can only pick one or two embarrassing things about Li Yangxu.

When I got home at night, Lele was cooking in the kitchen. As soon as Li Yangxu entered the door, he put his arms around his neck and said threateningly: "Quickly tell the truth, what did that girl tell you today?"

Lele was taken aback, and almost threw all the salt into the pot with a shaking hand.He raised his eyes and glanced at Li Yangxu, and then thought of the little stories Li Yangmiao shared, he gave a smirk and said nothing, leaving an inscrutable expression on his face.

Seeing this, Li Yangxu felt even more guilty. Ever since he gave Lele's WeChat account, he had been restless. He thought for a whole day that he didn't seem to have anything to say to them, but he also felt that anything could be a topic of conversation, so When I got off work, I didn't care about the mountain of work on my hands, and hurried back to question and question.

At first, I was still a little lucky, but now that I saw Lele's sneaky expression, I felt even more hopeless.

He kept teasing Lele, making him so ticklish that he couldn't stand up straight, panting and begging for mercy with a smile, "I didn't say anything! Hahaha, don't tickle me, I, I Say me."

Only then did Li Yangxu stop, snorted, wiped the oil with his hand again, and glared at him: "Say it!"

Lele leaned on him and gasped for breath, and after taking a breath, she said: "I didn't say anything, she just told me some things about you before, and you also know that you went to study abroad for a few years, and it happened that she started to remember things when she grew up What can she say about you when she was in the middle of the night, just some old things that your family told her."

"So what did she tell you?" Li Yangxu didn't listen to his pressure, and asked the key points directly.

Lele rubbed his nose, picked two things that he thought were the least influential, and said, "I didn't really say anything, I just said that you were always pestered by her before you went to study abroad, and that you always had a straight face after you returned home." , she was scared to death in her heart, always wondering if you had forgotten her youngest sister when you went abroad for a few years, and you refused to let her sleep with you at night, so she was so anxious to go to your parents all day long Sue, say those blonds got you down."

Lele recalled what Li Yangmiao had said, and couldn't help laughing again, thinking that this pair of siblings is really interesting.

After listening to his words, Li Yangxu was a little relieved, but the feeling of being cheated by someone to find out the secrets was not a common feeling of discomfort. He instinctively believed that there must be more than that in the girl's chatter, so he thought about it, and became angry again He glared at Lele a few times, and attacked him non-stop with his hands, which made Lele out of breath from laughing. It took nearly two hours to cook a meal.

Li Yangmiao and Lele chatted excitedly, and as soon as Lele was added, he excitedly remarked his name as "sister-in-law". So when she opened the WeChat dialog box and chatted with Lele with a wretched smile on her face, she didn't It was found that Li Yangmu, the eldest sister, was standing behind her.

"Sister-in-law?" Li Yangmu asked curiously, "What sister-in-law? Who is this, Miaomiao, did your brother have a girlfriend?"

Li Yangmiao was so frightened that she had no time to hide her phone, and almost fell to the ground. She hid her phone's lock screen in a panic. Then she met her elder sister's face and said guiltily, "No, no, sister, what are you talking about?"

Li Yangmu squinted at her, "Okay, if you don't tell me, I'll ask my aunt."

"Don't, don't, don't!" Li Yangmiao was so frightened that her calves were trembling, she thought about it, and gritted her teeth: "I can tell you, but you have to promise me that no one can tell, if you can't keep a secret, I won't tell you gone."

Li Yangmu stared at her for a long time, and finally made a promise: "Okay, I won't tell anyone."