Hey nice to pick you up
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Title: Hey, Nice to Pick You Up
Author: Sonny
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Chi Junci picked up a cowardly mermaid by the sea, sold 20 tears for 4.8, and sold [-] for a string of pearl tears.
He treats this silly mermaid like a baby!
The next day, the little mermaid cried and said: If you hurt me again, I will go back to the sea tomorrow.
Chi Junci: Baby, there is some bad news I didn't tell you, the sea has been occupied by Ultraman.
Mermaid: What is Ultraman?
Chi Junci: The monster is his friend.
Mermaid: What is a monster?
Chi Junci: The great white shark you are most afraid of is a relative!
Domineering, jealous, black-bellied attack vs cowardly and cute temptation
Master and Shou, 1v1, double place, he, [-]:[-]am update, funny, sweet pet, warm and cute
Content tags: Wealthy families have a soft spot for sweet essays
Search keywords: Protagonist: Hai Wu, Chi Junci┃Supporting role: ┃Others:
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☆, Axi bar
"Are your ears blocked by your booger? Ah, I said that if you don't sign the contract, you won't sign it, and you won't sign it no matter how high the kickback is..." Chi Junci walked up and down on the beach.
He cursed at the phone angrily, and the sea wind howled in his face, blowing his long beach shorts to his body, the T-shirt was pulled by the sea wind, and his straight and long silhouette stood out.
"Master." The assistant called.
"What are you doing?" He was still angry at the moment, and the assistant suffered accordingly.
"There's someone naked there." The assistant pointed to the person by the sea.
Chi Junci looked along the assistant's hand, and there was indeed a man not wearing clothes not far away.
The man staggered along the seashore, his naked white body trembling in the sea breeze.
He was holding half a pack of spicy strips in his hand. The spicy strips had been soaked in sea water and swelled up to be extra thick. His ankles were covered with gravel, and there was a scar on his slender leg. Blood flowed down the leg. His eyes were full of bewilderment. .
Chi Junci was a little surprised, the seaside resort here was booked by him, why are there still people on the beach?
He walked towards the man and shouted, "How did you get in? Do you know that this place was taken by me..."
As soon as he yelled, the man trotted towards the sea. His feet seemed to be inflexible. After running a few steps, he fell down on the beach with a plop. The wound on his leg seemed to have been hit. He frowned in pain and burst into tears. of……
Chi Junci walked over and saw that he was in pain, with tears in his eyes.
The moment his tears slid down his eye sockets, they turned into a crystal bright bead with a faint halo, and the bead slid down on the gravel, making it particularly conspicuous.
Chi Junci was taken aback for a moment, and squatted down, just as he was about to reach out to pick up the beads.
The man shrank back in fright, his eyes were full of horror, and he was holding half a bag of soaked hot peppers tightly in his hands, like a baby in his arms.
Maybe it was because the typhoon was coming, the sea breeze was so strong that the man was shaking into a ball, and dropped a few pearls with teary eyes.
"Young...young master, did you see it? These are pearls...flowing from his eyes..." the assistant was incoherent.
"Shut up." Of course Chi Junci knew it was Pearl, he looked at this person in slight shock, and quickly calmed down after being shocked.
The assistant asked in surprise, "Master, am I dreaming?"
Snapped--
Chi Junci slapped the assistant's leg in beach shorts.
The assistant was aggrieved: "Master?"
Chi Junci asked him calmly, "Does it hurt?"
Assistant: "It hurts."
Chi Junci looked at the person lying on the ground suspiciously: "That proves that it is not a dream."
When he called his assistant, the man was so frightened that he immediately shivered into a ball and looked at him defensively. He looked at him with four eyes. It was already inedible, and he guarded it like a treasure for fear of being robbed.
He seemed terrified of him.
The sea wind is getting stronger and stronger, the waves are beating against the shore, the sky is getting more and more gloomy, a few drizzles are falling, and the typhoon is coming soon.
Chi Junci looked at the man's injured leg, then at the dropped pearls on the ground, and said, "Take him back first, otherwise he will be washed away by the waves."
With that said, he went to help the man.
The little mermaid Haiwu struggled.
Chi Junci looked at this guy's resistance, and his face darkened: "If you struggle again, I will throw you in the sea to feed the fish."
The little mermaid looked at this man's ugly face, resisted slightly with a hint of flattery, and said pitifully: "Axi! Fack, shit, old girl, Sawadika, fuck you, eighth Ga!"
The little mermaid Haiwu is very afraid of people. Before his death, his grandmother told him to stay away from people. This time, in order to pick up half a bag of spicy noodles abandoned by humans, he ran ashore. After landing, his tail turned into what humans call The "leg" thing, because I didn't adapt, the leg was knocked and bleeding.
Now this human being grabs his hand and doesn't know what to do?
He couldn't speak or understand human language, but the few words he said were learned from the ships passing by at sea.He hoped that the person who spoke a few human words would let him go and not beat him. He spoke pitifully in the few human words while resisting being taken to the hotel.
After being brought into a warm and comfortable house, he settled down and looked around curiously.
There were thunderous waves outside, and the sea wind swept the storm and slapped the floor-to-ceiling windows, crackling.
He tightly held the half pack of spicy sticks that he had picked up with great difficulty, and looked at the two people nervously.
Chi Junci handed the two teardrops he had just picked up to his assistant and said, "Take it to Dr. Chen from the Biotechnology Park to see what kind of pearls they are, and check their origin by the way."
The assistant nodded: "Oh."
"What's your name?" Chi Junci asked him while finding a shirt for him to put on. Since he was half a head shorter than himself, the shirt could cover half of his buttocks.
Haiwu looked at him, not knowing what he was talking about. He was put on human clothes and shrank in a small corner without saying a word, looking around in horror and curiosity.
Chi Junci looked at the ignorant Hai Wu and said, "Eat first, and then talk after eating."
Hai Wu couldn't understand people's words, so he didn't move. Watching the people in the hotel bring food up one after another, he could smell the aroma. It was something he had never seen, eaten, or even smelled. ...
He swallowed, his eyes fixed on the things on the table.
Chi Junci went to the dining table and sat down, shouting, "Come here."
The sea fog does not move.
Chi Junci didn't know what was going on with this man, and what happened when his tears turned into pearls?
Did he meet a mermaid?
He signaled the hotel waiter to pull Haiwu over, and Haiwu was pulled to the table and sat down.
Hai Wu didn't know what he was going to do, he looked at the stewed fish on the table vigilantly and swallowed his saliva, all his attention was on the table, he didn't even know that the spicy sticks he had picked up had dropped.
"Eat." Chi Jun said.
Haiwu didn't know what he meant. He had lived in the sea for more than 20 years, and all the people he heard were people on the boats. He didn't know what Chi Junci was talking about.
Chi Junci pushed the braised fish, braised pork, and seafood dishes on the table towards the sea mist, motioning for him to eat.
Haiwu understood what this human being was going to do, he wanted to give him these things, which were more fragrant than the half-pack of spicy things.
He looked up nervously at the man, wanting to double-check.
Chi Junci smiled gently: "Eat."
Hai Wu was stunned for a moment, and continued to read: "Eat, let's eat. Eat, let's go."
Chi Junci was suspicious, this guy was imitating him?
He pushed all the meals in front of Haiwu again: "I'll eat it for you, aren't you hungry?"
Haiwu seemed to realize what this human being meant. He was really hungry, otherwise he wouldn't have gone ashore to pick up spicy sticks to eat. He reached out and grabbed the braised fish, and gnawed the whole piece of braised fish. I often eat fish in the sea, but I have never eaten such a delicious fish.
No, he has never eaten such a delicious thing.
While he was gnawing on the fish, he reached out to grab the ribs in the soup bowl, and the clear soup of ribs was caught by him.
The waiter was going to go up to persuade him, but seeing that Chi Junci didn't intend to stop him, he just stood there and waited on him. They were suspicious, where did he pick up this savage?
Sea Fog quickly grabbed the things on the table and stuffed them, his instinct for food made him swallow even fishbone.
Chi Junci's chopsticks, which he wanted to pick up food, were in his hands, and the whole dining table was in a mess at the moment when Haiwu attacked, and there was no place for him to put his chopsticks.He put down his chopsticks and lost his appetite.
At this time, his cell phone rang.
He turned to answer the phone: "Dr. Chen, did you see that bead?"
Dr. Chen stroked his presbyopic glasses over there: "I see."
"Do you know what this bead is?"
"The material of this bead is a bit scarce. It is not like ordinary beads, either jade or diamonds, or pearls. This kind of bead is very moist, like water, but it is extremely strong. I don't know what material it is. I roughly estimated the price for you, and the starting price of this bead is at least 20 yuan..."
"20 per bead?" Chi Junci couldn't believe it. He was a little suspicious of Dr. Chen's old eyesight, but Dr. Chen's identification had never been wrong, and he had no reason to question it even if he wanted to.
"20 is just the starting price. Because the material is scarce, beads are natural, more moist than pearls, stronger than diamonds, and unique, so rare things are more expensive." Dr. Chen said.
Chi Junci looked back at Haiwu, this is a living cornucopia.
Haiwu finished all the food on the table, even the chili and ginger slices. Now, he was gnawing on the plate, and his teeth made a series of noises on the plate...
Seeing Hai Wu eating the plate, Chi Junci quickly said to Dr. Chen, "Okay, I understand."
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☆, cornucopia
Haiwu held the plate and gnawed intently, the plate was covered with sauce everywhere, so Haiwu thought that those plates were edible, he was holding the plate and gnawing happily, when he suddenly found that this human was looking at him.
Chi Junci looked at Haiwu's face covered with food sauce, oil stains all over his body, and a clean white shirt as if he had rolled it in a trash can.
Chi Junci looked at it with his arms folded around leisurely, wanting to see if Haiwu could really eat the plate.
After looking at it for a while, I realized that this guy couldn't chew.
He said to the assistant next to him: "Take him down and wash him, and then throw away all the clothes on him."
The assistant walked over. Before he got close to Haiwu, Haiwu was so frightened that he jumped under the dining table and looked at him in horror.
Hai Wu didn't understand what this man was going to do, he was afraid and could only hide.
Chi Junci knelt down and looked at the sea fog under the dining table, his shining eyes were full of horror and fear.
With a plate in his hand, Hai Wu looked at the people around him vigilantly and defensively. From time to time, he gnawed on the plate and found that he couldn't chew it. This stuff was different from the delicious ones he ate before. Can't bite at all.
He tentatively took two more mouthfuls of the plate, and the rattling of his teeth showed how hard he was trying.
While guarding against people, he gnawed on the plate vigorously.
Chi Junci saw it, and said to his assistant, "Bring me two boxes of cakes to the hotel room?"
"Okay, I'll get it now." The assistant quickly contacted the hotel waiter to bring two cakes.
Chi Junci handed the cake to Hai Wu and said, "Come out, I'll give it to you when you come out."
Hai Wu's eyes were fixed on the cake, but he still looked at Chi Junci in horror.
The cake exudes a tempting aroma.
The smell was so tempting, the fragrance was mixed with a sweet taste, and Hai Wu gulped down his saliva.
But greedy for greedy, he was still very scared.He couldn't understand what the person was saying, and he didn't know what the person was going to do.
He is a little mermaid who is extremely insecure, but he is also a little mermaid who loves to eat, so he looks at the cake in Chi Junci's hand with greed and fear, and swallows his saliva from time to time, with fear and longing in his eyes.
Chi Junci passed the cake over like teasing a cat and said, "I'll give it to you when it comes out."
Hai Wu was greedy for the cake, he thought about it carefully, and felt that Chi Junci would not do anything to him, otherwise he wouldn't have given him so many delicious things before.
Chi Junci handed the cake to Hai Wu: "I have a lot here, I'll give it to you when you come out, do you like it?"
Hai Wu looked at the cake, and then at Chi Junci who was smiling gently, and said, "Is it, is it, is it, is it..."
Chi Junci was speechless, this guy was imitating him every time.
He corrected: "Two words, I like it."
Haiwu followed suit: "Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy..."
His eyes followed the cake, and his body slowly moved out of the table following the cake.
When he was about to come out, Chi Junci pulled him out, and after pulling him out, Chi Junci gave him the little cake.
Haiwu grabbed the small cake and stuffed it into his mouth. After eating, he still didn't forget to lick the cream on his hand. Haiwu, who had been covered with red oil on half of his face before, now had cream all over his face. Kitten.
After he finished eating, he looked at Chi Junci longingly.
Chi Junci was stunned for a moment, this guy can't eat any more, if he continues to eat like this, he will die: "You go up with him to take a shower and change clothes, the food you want will be available tomorrow."
The assistant took a step forward.
Hai Wu was so frightened that he quickly hid behind Chi Junci. He grabbed Chi Junci's arm, and his hand was covered with cream and oil stains.
In his subconscious mind, he was afraid and dependent on Chi Junci. A mermaid who had never been ashore suddenly appeared on land. Chi Junci gave him food, so he thought that Chi Junci would not do anything to him. He couldn't understand what Chi Junci said, and he didn't know what the assistant was going to do. When he saw someone coming, he subconsciously hid.
The assistant said helplessly: "Master, I can't help it. He is very afraid of me. Whenever I get close, he hides."
Seeing Haiwu hiding behind him, Chi Junci didn't seem to be as afraid of him as he was at first, so he could only wave his hand to signal his assistant to leave.
The story of the mermaid only appeared in fairy tales, but in his real life, a person suddenly appeared. Tears can turn into pearls. The first thing he thought of was a mermaid. In fairy tales, it is said that when a mermaid encounters water, its legs can turn into fish. Finally, he wanted to experiment.
He pulled Haiwu into the bathroom. This was the first time for the young master who had been served for more than 20 years.
The result of this experiment ended with him thinking too much.
The guy's two legs in the bathtub were slender and slender, not to mention the fish tail, not even half of the fish scales were seen.
What the hell is this man?
Why can tears turn into pearls?
Is it a mermaid?
In front of the sea fog, there are shower gel bubbles everywhere, and the bubbles are connected into pieces.
When Chi Jun resigned to turn off the faucet, he quietly grabbed two handfuls of shower gel bubbles, squeezed his hands into hollows, and gently held the bubbles in his hands, thinking about hiding the bubbles, Then sneak the foam into the sea.
Chi Junci finished washing the water for Haiwu, and when he asked Haiwu to put on clean clothes, he saw what Haiwu was holding with both hands.The two hands were hollowed out and tightly squeezed, as if protecting a treasure carefully.
He pointed to Hai Wu's hand and said, "Show me."
Hai Wu hurriedly hid his hands behind his back, looking nervously at Chi Junci, for fear that he would come and snatch him.
Chi Junci was puzzled, Haiwu didn't know what was hidden in his hand, did he steal something?
He looked curiously at his hands hidden behind his back.
"Show me." Chi Junci stretched out his hand, wanting to take the thing in his hand.
Hai Wu hid her hands behind her back and looked nervously at the human in front of her.
"Show me, I don't want yours." Chi Junci was so protected by him, the more curious he was, he didn't know what kind of fun made this person protect him like this.
He broke Haiwu's hand away, and Haiwu struggled for a while, dodging reluctantly.
Chi Junci broke away for a long time and finally opened Haiwu's hand. There was nothing in his hand, only the foam of the shower gel had not dissipated, leaving scattered small bubbles. The bubbles shattered one by one.
He laughed for a while, and took a towel to wipe off the broken foam in Haiwu's hand.
Hai Wu saw that his foam was gone, and he was angry and did not dare to confront Chi Junci, so he glared at Chi Junci angrily and aggrieved.
Chi Junci looked at Hai Wu's hurt eyes, and felt amused, took out a piece of chocolate from his clothes and said to him, "Here you are."
Hai Wu saw that the well-packed chocolate looked much better than the foam just now, and suddenly all the unhappiness disappeared like the foam.
He squeezed the chocolate carefully, and he didn't know what it was for, but it looked pretty anyway.
After taking a shower, Chi Junci took Haiwu to the room next to the hotel to rest.
Hai Wu was at a loss for a while alone in the room, but now that he was alone, the oppressive feeling disappeared instantly.
He flung himself on the bed first, and found that it was very soft and warm. He couldn't tell what it felt like, anyway, he didn't want to get off when he flung himself on it. He crawled around on the bed, and when he crawled, he saw the mirror. The young man was clean and pale, with a glamour in his cleanliness.
Hey, is there someone else here?
He was so frightened that he immediately hid in the corner, looking at the mirror from time to time, but no one came over there.
After hiding for a long time, the one in the mirror did not come.
have they gone?
Haiwu looked into the mirror while thinking.
The person in the mirror did not come out.
He breathed a sigh of relief and walked over, that person is still there!
He immediately hid in the corner again, but no one came over.
After a while, he cautiously approached the mirror. When he was approaching the mirror, he accidentally knocked down the shelf supporting the mirror. The mirror fell to the ground and shattered.
He hid for a long time, looked up, and the man was gone.
He waited for a long time, but the person didn't come back, and he couldn't restrain his curiosity, so he looked around in the house.
He fumbled curiously here and there, sometimes lifted the carpet, sometimes pulled the fake flower vase on the table, and even jumped up to pull the sunny doll hanging by the window...
He had a great time playing alone, and when it was almost dawn, he was tired from playing.
After playing tired, he hid in the cabinet and fell asleep. Before going to sleep, he moved all the things that could be moved into the cabinet and hid them.
He is in the sea, every time he encounters a shipwreck, he will always run there immediately, and hide a lot of interesting things before the great white shark destroys it.
He took those things to the bottom of the sea and hid them, but after hiding them, he didn't remember where they were hidden.
Now here, he has also developed a habit. He finds everything novel, so he moves all the things he can move into the cabinet and hides them.
The next day, Chi Junci passed by Haiwu's room when he got up for breakfast.
He reached out and pushed, and found that the guy didn't lock the door at all. When he opened the door and entered, the room was in a mess, as if it had been ransacked by robbers.
The bed was crumpled and messy, the quilt and pillow were missing, but the door of the cupboard was ajar, revealing a corner of the pillow.
Chi Junci opened the cabinet door suspiciously, and all miscellaneous things fell out, such as photo frames, sunny dolls, desk lamps, TV remote controls, vases, disposable slippers, shower gel, toothbrushes, and even two pots of prickly pears on the windowsill ...all scattered all over the place!
But the people in the closet were still asleep with pillows and quilts.
He was speechless for a moment. Looking at it like this, Hai Wu should have slept in the cabinet all night. Doesn't this guy know how to go to bed?
Haiwu realized that someone was approaching and woke up instantly. He was so scared that he hugged the quilt and shrank into the cabinet.
After shrinking all the way, he looked at Chi Junci in horror.
Chi Junci carefully took out the messy things that were on him, and said with a smile, "Come out for breakfast."
The sea fog dared not move.
Chi Junci pointed to the bed and said, "That's where you sleep, you don't even know where you sleep, do you? Are you really a savage?"
Before Hai Fog had been swimming in the sea and sleeping wherever, so for him, there was no such thing as the so-called "bed" consciousness of human beings.
He imitated Chi Junci's words lightly: "Sleep, sleep."
Chi Junci pulled him up and pointed to the bed: "This is a place for professionals to sleep. Sleep, understand? You just fell asleep with your eyes closed."
Haiwu repeatedly imitated his words: "Sleep, sleep."
Chi Junci stood up and said, "Sleep here from now on, understand?"
Haiwu listened to Chi Junci say the words "Do you understand" several times, and he roughly understood what these three words meant, so he nodded: "Ming."
Chi Junci stretched out his finger: "Two words, Ming and Bai."
Hai Wu imitated the example, stretching out his fingers to imitate Chi Junci word by word like a repeater: "Ming, Bai, Ming, Bai..."
"Master..." The assistant came forward, and he was slightly surprised when he glanced at the messy room.
"Say." Chi Jun said.
"I asked the local police station, and the police said that there was no such person in the local area. I also asked the nearby fishermen, and they had not seen this person either."
Chi Junci fell into deep thought. This person appeared at the seaside, and his tears could turn into pearls. It stands to reason that he looked a bit like a mermaid in a fairy tale, but he didn't even have any scales on his body, and his legs didn't turn into fish tails when they touched the water.
It would be unbelievable to say that he is a mermaid, but if it is not a mermaid, then what is it?
What tears can turn into pearls?And 20 pearls?
Chi Junci fell into deep thought for a long time.
Haiwu was still holding the half-pack of spicy sticks that Chi Junci threw away and he quietly picked up from the trash can.
He didn't know what these two people were muttering about?
"Master, I think we might as well take him back. Think about it, no matter who he falls into, it will be used as an object for research and profit. Instead of taking advantage of others, we should take him back. Not only pearls It is worth money, and his genes are also quite valuable. If he is used for research and the genes are extracted, it will be a monument of biogenetic engineering in the world. This is famous forever. Even if it is not extracted, he has no family , even if something happens during the research process, there is no need for compensation, no matter what it is, it will be a huge fortune for us." Ma Lin muttered in a low voice.
Chi Jun gave him a blank look. He is indeed a businessman, and a businessman is after profit. He likes money, but he will not kill for money, and he will not lock people up like mice in a glass jar for dissection.
But what Ma Lin said is right, even if he doesn't take him back, under the lure of high profits, who can guarantee that others will not treat Hai Wu?What's more, a tear is 20, just eat and drink, this is a living cornucopia.
He watched Haiwu pinching the spicy strips, which already had a sour taste.He said to his assistant with no expression on his face: "Go and buy me two hundred bags of the spicy sticks in his hand."
☆, clingy goblin
So many spicy things.
Haiwu looked at the large bag of spicy strips in Chi Junci's hand, his eyes lit up.
Chi Junci smiled and said, "Give me the half bag in your hand, and I'll give you two hundred bags."
Hai Wu took a look at the disfigured spicy sticks in his hand that already had a taste, then looked at the two hundred packs, and subconsciously choked, this human being has a lot of delicious food.
If only I could get him a pack.
Chi Junci handed him two hundred packs of spicy strips: "Here you are."
Hai Wu didn't know what to do, he stared at the spicy sticks handed over, and unknowingly, the half bag of spicy sticks in his hand fell to the ground.
Chi Junci gave the assistant a wink: "Throw that half bag away, don't let him dig it out of the trash can again."
Haiwu got two hundred bags of spicy sticks, and he opened his mouth to gnaw. He gnawed vigorously through the transparent packaging bag, and found that the thing couldn't be chewed by his mouth, and he couldn't bite at all.The plastic bag bites and slips.
Chi Junci was speechless, doesn't this guy even tear the packaging bag?
He reached out and tore a bag for the sea fog.
Looking at the fragrant and spicy food, Haiwu was both happy and emotional: this human being is so powerful, he can eat spicy sticks with just one touch...
Afterwards, he followed Chi Junci wherever he went, and after eating a pack, he handed a new pack to Chi Junci, and asked Chi Junci to help him make spicy strips so that he could eat them.
He planned to return to the sea after eating these spicy strips, otherwise even if he brought these spicy strips into the sea, he would not be able to handle them.
When it was time to return, Chi Junci got into the car, patted the place beside him and said to Haiwu, "Come up."
Haiwu saw Chi Junci getting into the car, and hurriedly followed with the spicy stick in his arms.
In his subconscious mind, he thought that he could only eat spicy noodles if he quit Chi Jun, and when he finished eating all the spicy noodles, he would go back to the sea.
Chi Junci saw that his hot head was sweating profusely, the corners of his mouth were covered with red oil, and his thin, bloodless lips were extremely red and swollen, so he said to the driver: "Stop on the side of the road, go down and buy a cup of milk tea."
The assistant bought the milk tea and handed it to Chi Junci, and Chi Junci handed it to Hai Wu.
The sea fog is unknown.
Chi Junci lifted the lid of the milk tea, shook the milk tea and said with a smile, "Yes, will you drink it?"
Hai Wu couldn't understand human words, so he leaned over to smell it, stuck out his tongue and licked the mouth of the paper cup, and the sweet taste of the milk tea filled his mouth instantly.
The wife is so licking...
Haiwu looked at Chi Junci, and then licked the rim of the cup.
"Drink it." Chi Junci wanted to reach out to pull his hand, and put the milk tea in his hand, but who knew that Hai Wu's hands were covered with red hot oil, even his clothes were covered.
He put the milk tea in Hai Wu's hand in disgust.
Hai Wu's attention was all attracted by this cup of drink, he continued to lick the rim of the cup, licking and drinking like a kitten.
He never forgot his spicy strips, he took a bite and licked it. These two things were so delicious, and he returned to the sea after eating all these things.
He ate all the way, and when he finished eating, the car arrived at the destination.
What about the sea?
where is the sea
There is no sea here, only a big single-family house. There is a big pool in the garden. The water is crystal clear and there is not a single fish in it.
He looked around anxiously: "..."
What about the sea?
Chi Junci looked at him anxiously looking for something and asked, "What's wrong with you?"
Haiwu looked around, but still couldn't find the sea.
He was so anxious that he almost cried.
Chi Junci didn't understand, so: "Are you hungry? The food will be ready soon. Let's eat first."
He pulled the sea fog and walked towards the house.
Hai Wu was in a hurry, and he was dragged by Chi Junci to sit down at the dining table. When he saw what he was eating, his impatience and restlessness calmed down a little.
There were many unfamiliar things on the dining table, so he rushed over and grabbed them.
When Haiwu grabbed the soup bowl, Chi Junci held his hand.
Chi Junwen was very happy to hear that his younger brother brought his friends back home. He specially asked his boyfriend Yi Yangchuan to cook a few dishes himself. When he saw Haiwu was about to reach out to grab the ribs, he froze. What the hell? Is it a savage?
When Lu Yangchuan heard that there were guests at home, he originally wanted to line up to greet him and use all his special dishes, but he was surprised when he saw Hai Wu like this.He is a person with a slight obsession with cleanliness. Seeing Hai Wu's body covered in dirty chili oil and scratching his hands after eating made him speechless for a moment.
Seeing the person coming, Haiwu subconsciously wanted to get under the table, Chi Junci grabbed his collar, lifted him up and pressed him on the stool with a smile: "It's okay, don't be afraid, this is my brother, this is my brother." It's Brother Yangchuan."
Lu Yangchuan and Chi Junwen also came over to say hello, and smiled gently at Haiwu. Seeing that they had no intention of hurting him, Haiwu calmed down a little. He sat down next to Chi Junci, wishing his body could stick to Chi Junci's body .
Chi Junci handed Hai Wu a pair of chopsticks and said, "Don't grab it with your hands, you must learn to use chopsticks in the future."
Haiwu saw that Chi Junci handed him a pair of chopsticks, and he remembered that Chi Junci used this thing every time he ate. Although he didn't know why humans use this stuff, he still reached out and took it.
Chi Jun resigned and taught Hai Wu, and Hai Wu learned it very carefully.
As expected, this thing doesn't have claws to work with, so it managed to pick up a piece of meat, halfway through it, and fell.
Haiwu looked at the meat that fell on the ground, picked up the rib, and gnawed it with both hands.
Lu Yangchuan: "..."
Chi Junwen: "..."
Why do you pick up something you drop and eat it?
Chi Junci had 1 MMPs in his heart, but he explained embarrassingly on the surface: "His family taught him to save food since he was a child, and he must pick up food if he drops it."
Chi Junwen saw that his younger brother was embarrassed, so he quickly smiled to ease the atmosphere, and praised Haiwu again and again: "Frugality is good, Chinese virtues."
Hai Wu didn't know that these people were talking about him, because the chopsticks didn't work well, he stumbled and dropped things on the table several times, and after falling on the table, he reached out to grab them again.
Lu Yangchuan looked at Haiwu eating curiously. He didn't know what was going on, but he always felt that Haiwu had an appetite for eating.
After everyone finished eating, Hai Wu was still eating. Seeing that everyone stopped eating, he automatically picked up the plate of braised pork, licked the sauce and peppers inside, and then picked up the plate next to it, Licked clean, not even chili left...
The human stuff is really delicious.
Lu Yangchuan: "..."
Chi Junwen: "..."
Chi Junci didn't see it, but looked at the sky in embarrassment.
"What's your name?" Chi Junwen asked Hai Wu.
Chi Junci was speechless. This guy couldn't speak, and he couldn't understand human speech. He didn't even know his name. He was about to name Hai Wu blindly, but who knew Hai Wu would speak.
Haiwu repeated imitating Chi Junwen's words: "Name?"
Chi Junwen nodded: "Yes, the name!"
Haiwu hurriedly uttered two words clearly: "Sea, fog."
Mermaids do not have names. One day when he was a child, he looked at someone on the ship and shouted: "Axi."
He asked his grandma what is Asi Bar?Grandma said that was a person's name.
He asked his grandma why he didn't have a name, and grandma said that she hadn't had time to name him, so that afternoon, grandma gave him a name all afternoon. The time in the sea is too long. If you don't find something to do, you will be bored. go Ape.
Grandma gave him many names, such as: Er Gouzi, San Gouzi, Murong Tieniu, Huangfu Cuihua, Yueyong`Bingjingdieling`Q`Zimengxueyashangxue...
Grandma heard these names from the village near the sea. She didn't know if they were names, but they were all spoken by human beings anyway.
Later, the sea was filled with fog, and the ship was forced to stay in the bay. Someone on board shouted: "The sea fog is too thick, I can't go."
So grandma gave him a name: Haiwu.
In fact, the little mermaid and grandma don't know what the word "sea fog" means, anyway, it's just to pass the boring time.
The little mermaid with a human name jumps happily in the sea every day. When he meets aquatic creatures, he tells them that he has a human name, but those aquatic creatures don't understand.
Chi Junci never expected that a guy who couldn't even speak human words could pronounce his name clearly.
"Xiaochi, there are a lot of things in the company waiting for you to reply personally. You have worked hard for you these few days when you came back from vacation." Chi Junwen said.
"Okay, I'll go to the company right away." Chi Junci stood up and was about to go out. When Hai Wu saw Chi Junci standing up and walking outside, he immediately stood up and wanted to follow him.
Where does the sea go?Surrounded by unfamiliar environments, he doesn't know anyone but Chi Junci. This human being feeds and drinks him and treats him very well. Subconsciously, he regards Chi Junci as his only life-saving straw.
Before Chi Junci walked out of the door, Haiwu reached out and took his hand.
Chi Junci smiled and said to Haiwu: "You are at home, take what you want to eat from the refrigerator yourself. Or tell Brother Yangchuan."
He turned around and said to his brother: "Brother, Haiwu is afraid of strangers, don't let people into the house, and don't speak too loudly to him, or you will scare him."
Lu Yangchuan rolled his eyes at Chi Junwen: "Looking at your brother, and then at you, I suddenly feel that you are simply a big scumbag."
Chi Junwen smiled: "Baby, I really treat you with all my heart and soul."
Lu Yangchuan gagged.
Chi Junci smiled and let go of Haiwu's hand to comfort him: "I'll be back at night, you will wait for me here."
As soon as he walked out the door, Haiwu chased after him again.
Because he ran too fast, he didn't see the steps at the door clearly, and fell down the steps with a bang.
Chi Junci quickly helped him up.
Hai Wu pitifully held Chi Junci's hand tightly, tears glistening.
He doesn't know anyone around him, he can't speak human language, he suddenly breaks into a strange world, he is afraid, he can't let go of Chi Junci, this is the only one he is familiar with and treats him well a human being.
He doesn't understand the sinister human heart, and he doesn't understand why some people treat him well in this world. He only knows that Chi Junci treats him well, not only giving him food, but also teaching him to speak human language. The little mermaid's thinking is so simple, who Give him food, he will be good with whoever.
Chi Junci saw that his arms and knees were scratched on the ground, and saw him holding his hand tightly, he didn't know what to do for a while.He has to deal with the company's affairs, but he brought Haiwu back. He suddenly arrived in a strange environment and didn't know anyone. He relied on him subconsciously and regarded him as the only one to rely on. , he should be responsible for him.
Haiwu held Chi Junci's hand tightly and did not let go, he was afraid that Chi Junci would disappear if he let go.
Chi Junci said to the housekeeper: "Notify my assistant and ask him to bring all the documents and contracts to my study. If there is a meeting, let them hold the meeting directly and just give me the final result."
The butler nodded quickly: "Yes."
Lu Yangchuan came over with a sigh: "Where did you get this clingy little fairy?"
Seeing Lu Yangchuan approaching, Haiwu was so frightened that he immediately hid behind Chi Junci.
Chi Junci patted Haiwu on the back and pulled him towards the house: "I picked it up."
Lu Yangchuan smiled: "Where did you pick it up? I'll pick one up tomorrow too."
Chi Jun resigned without looking back: "Mount Everest!"
Haiwu also followed suit: "Zhu, Mu, Lang, Ma, Feng."
☆, the sea fog that hides things
"Housekeeper, where's the contract for my study?" Chi Junci's several contracts approved overnight were all gone in the morning, and the miscellaneous things in his study were scattered and scattered, and he didn't know where they went, even the bookshelves Everything is messed up.
The assistant stood aside with a dazed expression on his face. He just came here to get a contract. Why didn't he know about the robbery at the leader's house?It's really not the right time...
"I don't know where the antiques in my collection go?" Chi Junwen answered the sentence.
He came over and rubbed his sleepy eyes: "Butler
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