Is the Summoner going to be a human today? [Comprehensive British and American]

At three o'clock in the morning, a new post quietly appeared in the advanced watering section of the "World Hero United Forum".

The United World Heroes Forum, also referred to as the Shiying Forum, is a very formal and complicated forum, just as the magical girl Donna said.

In Shiying Forum, there is a watering section for forum members to entertain and gossip, and there is also a technical section officially set up by the forum to provide legal and medical guidance for superheroes-the job-seeking content that Yudora has high hopes for is also in this section .

In addition, the membership hierarchy of the World English Forum is also very strict.

Sanwu trumpets who have been invited and joined the forum like Yudora can only be regarded as junior members after signing in for one month and performing detailed identity verification. They have limited permissions and can only post in some general entertainment and technology forums.

Of course, Eudora can also earn points by posting questions and answering questions, and become an intermediate member—after all, many elites from all walks of life join the forum, and they can only become intermediate members at the highest.

As for the senior members who enjoy advanced privileges and enter the advanced watering section, they are basically superheroes who have passed strict certification.

Those with higher authority, such as Iron Man, Captain America, Superman, Batman and other top superheroes, belong to the first level of administrators.

It’s not that the forum management intentionally discriminates against ordinary people. They are also afraid that the forum will reveal some superhero’s abilities, identities and traces. As far as Batman and Iron Man know, there are also many super-rebels, underworld elements and intelligence mixed in among the mid-level members. dealer.

——For example, when the Golden Raspberry Awards held secret ballots for all members last year, Batman noticed that thousands of trumpets voted for him uninterruptedly. It's a good thing, and all these votes will be wiped out.

(Dick & Jason & Tim: ...)

The membership base of the entire forum is too large, so it is naturally impossible for them to investigate everyone clearly, so they can only restrict the authority of some people, and at the same time warn some senior members to be careful when posting.

Most of the superheroes are well aware of this, and the relevant content about superheroes is basically only posted in the advanced irrigation section.

For example, in the early hours of this evening, a guy with a vest called "I'm not a scud" posted in the advanced irrigation forum:

[Watering] [Making friends for help, does anyone know the contact information of Gotham's new heroine? 】

I'm not a scud: "Highlight for help! Highlight for help! Here's the thing, LZ is relatively free today, bored at home looking at Google Maps, accidentally cut to Gotham City, and never expected to see a super monster in the real-time map." A big teddy bear! It looks as big as a building!

LZ was curious at the time, so he went out to Gotham City to have a look. Guess what I found?

Yes, that's right, LZ saw a girl, her ability seems to be able to command a giant bear that is covered in flames, which is very interesting! "

1L I'm a trumpet: "Look at the ID to know the hero, I beg you, can you not be so straightforward? Also, you dare to cut the map of Gotham, black and white warning!"

2L I'm not Superman: "Flash, you go to Gotham like this without saying hello, and you still ask for the contact information of newcomers in Gotham in the forum, is it okay?"

3L, I am a trumpet: "... LS you!"

4L, I'm not Scud: "I'm sorry, you misidentified me, don't just look at Scud and think he is the most handsome and popular hero in the Justice League, but I'm actually a mutant, yes, the most famous one... ...you all understand."

5L I'm a trumpet: "Goodbye [manual goodbye] when I'm out of the building."

6L, I'm not Superman: "...All right, you say yes."

7L Kuaiyin (appearing with a solid horse on): "Put your fucking P!!"

……

(Omit Kuaiyin and I are not fast-legged and hinder each other for more than 30 floors)

41L I'm not a scud: "... that's enough, I don't want to argue with someone about his identity anymore, I just want to ask everyone, does anyone know the contact information of this new Gotham hero? I have to say, this The girl who can manipulate the teddy bear... is a bit cute, let me explain in advance that I don't want to chase her, I just want to meet new colleagues."

42L spread its wings and soared: "I heard this sentence, why is it so familiar?"

43L Kuaiyin: "Why didn't you just ask on the spot? Some people are so cowardly and short of breath that they refuse to admit it!"

44L, I'm not a scud: "Return to 43L: Who is short of breath? Who won't admit it? I also wanted to meet a girl at the time! The problem is that I just noticed a black lacquer standing next to me in the dark Observation, I was so scared that I almost peed out... [All over the body trembling.JPG]”

45L I'm not a scud: "Later I just ran away in a daze, and just missed it with my sister! [Bang the ground and cry loudly]"

46L spread his wings and soared: "Give up, even if you get the contact information, you will be treated as a pervert by other girls. Anyway, this is not the first time. I am more interested in when such a new hero will appear in Gotham ? @AdminB, it's not like you to choose to watch from the sidelines instead of ordering people to 'get the hell out of Gotham' like you usually do."

47L I'm not a scud: "...??? Hawkgirl?"

48L, I'm not a scud: "Why Aite him? I really just want to ask her girl's phone number! By the way, what is that girl's code name? "Fire bear girl"? Or "Doll girl" ? Begging for an answer at the last second!"

49L I'm not a scud: "Wow I hate you guys! I'm exposed!"

……

At four o'clock in the morning, this late-night post was less than 50 floors above the building, and the post was ruthlessly deleted by administrator B. As for what kind of lesson the poster "I am not a scud" suffered after being exposed, no one knows.

However, after reading this post, although some night owl Chaoying did not speak, they also vaguely know that a new hero has appeared in Gotham from this late-night hot post.

A young girl who can manipulate a giant teddy bear and can also manipulate flames, the point is, she seems to be recognized by Batman? ...According to The Flash (the person who posted the post fell off the horse every minute), what is it called the Fire Bear Girl?

... Forget it, just call her Fire Bear Girl.

As a result, the news spread from ten to ten, and the senior members of the Shiying Forum knew that there was a new heroine in Gotham in just a few days.

This hero is called Fire Bear Girl.

Batman: "..."

He sullenly engages in a "friendly" conversation with The Flash, who has fled to the watchtower.

"Fire bear girl?"

Also knowing about this new hero, Dick, who was browsing the forum, felt speechless.

"What kind of girl would give herself such a rude name?"

Dick, who couldn't laugh or cry, even mentioned this news to Jason as if it were gossip. He said with a smile:

"After the hero's code name is determined, it is almost accompanied by her life experience. Is her name meant to show her strength to all enemies? Even Dora would not have such a name, hahaha, haha, ha, ha--"

In the middle of laughing, Dick suddenly thought of something, his voice stopped abruptly, and the expression on his face gradually froze.

At the same time, Jason not only didn't smile, but his face became more and more gloomy.

The two looked at each other and had a bad feeling at the same time.

I don't know why... I always feel that some brat is disobedient again...

……

In a certain dormitory of Gotham University, a certain "disobedient" brat had a good night's sleep and stretched his waist towards the sun refreshed.

Just thinking about the three ATMs buried in the park, the corners of Eudora's mouth did not come down. She felt like finding One Piece from ONEPIECE, and she deserved to be the Chosen One!

【…】

Through long-distance marking, I figured out that the three "enemy heroes" marked by Udora have shrunk in the corner, afraid to speak.

Facing the morning sun, while brushing her teeth and washing her face, Eudora calculated how much money she could get rich by beating puppets this month, and couldn't help giggling with a mouthful of toothpaste foam in her mouth.

By beating those dolls violently, not only can she pay off her debts this month, but she can also generate a lot of surplus.At that time, if you operate well, you can not only reduce the burden for the next month, but also have a surplus, and give a small gift to everyone who helped her before.

After all, for such a long time, she felt that she had been receiving help from others, but due to poverty, she didn't thank everyone much. Now that she finally got rich, she finally had a way to buy something for everyone.

Since there is no class today, Yudora looked at the money in the account and decided to go shopping in the commercial street first and prepare gifts for everyone in advance.

To this end, she also listed a detailed gift list:

Red Hood was given an expensive handmade famous brand jade cigarette filter to prevent him from ingesting too many harmful substances in cigarettes

What was given to Bourne was an automatic bread machine, which saved him from skipping breakfast in the morning.

What Ye Yi gave was a hand physiotherapy device, and Yudora always felt that he was tired from using the stick every day.

As for good friends Rachel and Donna Xinghuo, Eudora gritted her teeth and ran to the CL counter in the mall, recalling Rachel's makeup and hair color, carefully selected the lipstick number of the morning, and chose Several different colors were produced and distributed to several girls.

She also bought lipsticks for Lucy and her mother to send abroad.

At noon, Eudora returned with a bunch of gifts, and habitually went to the dessert shop near the school to buy the cheapest bread to eat.

It just so happened that there was an event in the dessert shop again. The guests who participated in the event could make fondant cakes under the guidance of the chefs in the dessert shop. Yudora's eyes lit up, and she immediately paid the event fee, which took the whole afternoon I made several beautiful fondant cakes with my heart.

After returning to the dormitory, Eudora hurriedly sent the lipstick and other gifts to the respective addresses, and then mustered up the courage to call Robin.

For so many days, although Eudora had Robin's contact information, she had never contacted her, so Tim felt a little surprised when he received Eudora's call.

What surprised him even more was that on the phone, Yudora hesitated for a long time, expressing shyly that she wanted to give Robin a small gift.

"Because when the Red Hood and I were hunted down by Gabriel, you were the first to come to rescue us. I know you came here for Rachel and Nightwing, but it's true that you came to save me."

On the phone, Yudora was grateful, and said it as a matter of course, paused, and was a little embarrassed:

"I prepared a little fondant cake for you, I hope you don't dislike it - of course, it doesn't matter if you don't have time, and it's not an expensive gift."

"..."

On the other end of the phone, Tim fell into a long silence.

After being busy all night, the third-generation Robin who hadn't woken up was stunned for a moment before realizing the meaning of Yudora's words.

After his eyes gradually cleared up, he couldn't help laughing lowly.

Tim, who is busy searching for intelligence and maintaining law and order in Gotham, and supporting Batman in time when he rushes to the Justice League, has a full daily schedule. In addition to being Robin, he also has to be in charge of a part of the Wayne Group Corporate affairs—such as the affairs of the Wayne Charitable Foundation—fell to him.

Therefore, he lacks sleep every day, has dark circles under his eyes, and is extremely particular about work efficiency.

Listening to Eudora's voice, Tim glanced at tonight's schedule... Sure enough, it was full again and there was no free time.

After looking at the schedule, he turned his head and said to Yudora on the phone:

"It's okay, I'm free today, any time is fine."

Eudora made an appointment with Tim at seven o'clock in the evening.

She had a good idea: make an appointment with Robin at seven o'clock, give the handmade fondant cake to others, and rush to Robinson Park at about 07:30.Around eight o'clock, when there was no one in the park, they dug out the dolls and beat them violently, and returned to the dormitory around nine o'clock to catch up with homework. The timing was perfect.

After hanging up the phone, thinking that she would soon meet her idol Robin again, she was still very nervous and her heart was pounding in her chest.

In order to alleviate this emotion, Eudora took out the fondant cake she made in the afternoon and wrapped it in a gift box and ribbon.

The appearance of these fondant cakes is very delicate, and there is a small fondant robin on the top of each small cake, which is very vivid and cute, and the word "Robin" is written in chocolate on the bottom of the cake.

In addition, among these small cakes, there is a special big cake with the silhouette of a bat lamp drawn on it and the name "Batman" written in a cream pen.

——After learning from Dick and Jason that the sculpture Gabriel was taken over by Batman, Eudora wanted to give this big cake to Batman through Robin's hands, in order to thank him for cleaning up the mess for herself.

Seeing that it was almost the appointed time, Udora, who was fully armed, was humming a song, and when she was about to go out after preparing the presents, Fist No. 1, who had been silent all this time, finally couldn't help reminding her:

[...Did you really not notice any changes in the system tasks? 】

"what?"

Eudora, who was in a bright mood, was baffled. She subconsciously opened the task bar and took a look, and found a strange task with the word "Completed".

The quest reads: "Successfully kill or assist in killing three enemy heroes."

???

Eudora was even more puzzled: When did I kill three enemy heroes?That's the only enemy heroes I've tagged so far, right?Black mask, two puppets, a doll... These enemies are all tool people I keep for money!

--and many more.

Eudora suddenly remembered the three dolls she had thrown into the pit.

Three dolls with no ability to resist.

Three dolls with missing arms and broken legs that were tied together by her.

……

……

The smile on Eudora's face suddenly froze.

It is hard to imagine her mood at this moment when the wind is roaring, the horse is laughing, and the Yellow River is roaring.

The little girl froze in place, her voice trembling, and she still asked the system with a glimmer of hope: "Did they run away? Or did I hit too hard yesterday and beat the puppets to death?"

Fist No. 1: […]

It explained sadly and with a hint of schadenfreude: [No, according to my death records, they were made up by Batman. 】

Got hacked by Batman...

Was patched...

By, Batman.

Eudora: "………………………………"

Countless scarlet words of "Batman" frantically swiped across the screen in her brain, facing the bloody truth, her whole body trembled like a young tree that had been blown by a typhoon.

The mentality is completely broken.

... It’s fine with your k-heads, but you don’t let go of these heads that I keep for money? ? ?

After a long time, Yudora took out a fruit knife from the drawer with no expression on his face, opened the fondant cake originally intended for Batman, and dismembered the cake and the Bat light logo on it with a few swipes!

——I just throw away the cake and won’t give it to you! !