Is the Summoner going to be a human today? [Comprehensive British and American]

The monster invasion mode of Batman difficulty, also known as "It's not for people to play", "Whoever plays is autistic", "Want to kill teammates and enemies together" mode, as the difficulty continues to increase, from the fifth level to the last In the eighth level, Eudora never got off Bruce's back the whole time.

I don’t know how many rounds they got stuck, even Eudora was tortured by this mode to the point of vomiting. Under Bruce’s calm response, they finally completed the entire monster invasion mode and returned to the original colorful in space.

Once back in this preparation space, the three Robins who had been abused by the game so that they could not speak all went limp, closed their eyes, and leaned on the wall in unison, and Udora, who was the weakest in physical strength, was all over her body. Weak, dizzy, almost fell to the ground.

All told, they have been in this monster invasion mode for more than 24 hours, and there is almost no time to rest.

Under this unprecedented high-intensity fighting and dodging, everyone who was forced to concentrate for more than a whole day was almost exhausted and paralyzed.

…Except for Bruce, after serving as the main C position for a whole day, carrying Udora to play high output, and leading the four children to victory, he still has the energy to count the specific time they stayed in this space And the respective performances of the three Robins!

Standing in the initial space, he precisely stopped Eudora, who was about to fall, and noticed that the girl was squinting and yawning all the time. Bruce had no choice but to pick up the girl who was still wearing rabbit pajamas.

Eudora, who was so sleepy that she couldn't even open her eyelids, pushed her nose to her face, fell asleep against Bruce's arms and chest within a second, and even started to snore a little.

It's hard to get rid of Batman when riding a tiger: "..."

He held Eudora stiffly but softly, and looked around the three Robins who were also staggering around with serious eyes, especially glaring at the shapeless Nightwing who had collapsed against the wall, and began to feel in his heart. Secretly planned to increase the stamina and experience of these boys for long-term combat, especially Tim's.

Bat. Training Maniac. Xia recalled this so-called monster invasion mode, and began to secretly consider whether the monster invasion game in this space can be regarded as a kind of daily training. It can quickly improve the dodge ability and attack power of these boys.

When everyone was finally freed from this space and returned to the real world, Bruce actually went to Jason's base because of this incident and asked Eudora about the possibility of using this space as a training ground.

Jason & Tim: ? ? ?

Batman, are you an individual? ? ?

——Do you want to see us in magical girl uniforms that much?What's wrong with your mentality? ? (emphasis wrong)

Obviously, this is of course impossible.

After more than a whole day of checkpoints, Yudora unconsciously cleared all the tasks in the special mode released by the system, and they have successfully passed the level, which can be regarded as the complete completion of the special mode of Star Guard——thinking about entering To experience this mode in that space, we can only wait for the reopening of activities in February next year.

What makes Eudora feel sad and indignant is that she and her teammates who have been implicated for no reason have worked so hard for so long, and the money earned for all the missions is not enough to pay for the five pajama guardian skins she bought... …

She seriously suspected that the system had deliberately lowered the rewards for these tasks in order to make her in debt!

【…】

Fist No. 1, who had indeed done so, continued to play dead with a guilty conscience.

Although... Yudora stared at the debts on the data panel and sneered, feeling that the system was really too sweet.

Do you really think that I will always be in debt like this?

Is Arkham Asylum on display there? !Are my twenty or so bound purses so insignificant? !

Fist No. 1: [? ? 】

Never seen such a brazen dog person! ?

Under Tim's lead, Udora quickly contacted Barbara, who is currently in charge of Arkham's security.

After the clown was imprisoned, Barbara changed her previous taboo, replaced Tim, and took on the security and monitoring of Arkham very actively. It can be seen that she really wanted the clown to be imprisoned forever. Arkham, stop coming out to harm Gotham and innocent people.

...Of course, the reason why she got this job is also because Tim took Eudora and tossed the whole Arkham too hard, the Bat lights went up, and the complaint letters from Batman were almost piled up Yes, there are even many blood books written by the prisoners crying bitterly...

Arkham criminals: Replace the Robin who lured the wolf (summoner) into the house with a book of blood!

Barbara was also very happy to receive Eudora's application:

"Just in time, Arkham will hold an annual drama exchange conference in the next few days. You are welcome to come and help me, Hardy."

The so-called drama exchange conference is also one of the prison activities requested by the human rights organization Arkham. Through learning, exchanges and cooperation, criminals direct and act in some drama programs themselves, which is also a way to improve their self-realm and cultivate their sentiments.

However, generally speaking, no one has the leisure to participate in this drama exchange conference in Arkham. It's just wind time.

Anyway, in the drama exchange conferences in the past, there were quite a few people who signed up, and a lot of "rehearsal" time was taken out, but when it came to the performance, all the participants began to pretend to be sick and did not perform on stage, and there were no audiences. Every year is deserted.

Human rights organizations send special investigators to participate in the drama exchange conference every year. Every time they see such a bleak situation, they must condemn the inaction of the Arkham Prison.

Every year, Barlow is internalized by the investigators of this group of human rights organizations.

Because of this bullshit activity, at this time, their prison guards in Arkham have to work overtime continuously to guard the prisoners, expending more energy than usual to maintain stability.

This group of human rights organization investigators who stand and talk without back pain move their mouths up and down. The prison guards in their entire prison plus the vigilante will have to run and break their legs and be nervous for seven or eight days. People do things?

This year's Arkham, because of the addition of super villains such as Poison Ivy, Killer Alligator, Harley Quinn, and The Joker, made this drama conference even more dangerous.

Even when Eudora volunteered, Barbara was worried.

... She was still afraid that Udora would be targeted by a vengeful clown.

One week before the drama performance conference, Eudora rushed to Arkham after finishing her class.

Before she arrived in Arkham, it happened to be the turn of the prisoners who signed up for the drama performance to go out for a "dress rehearsal".

There is a large auditorium inside Arkham, and the prison guards will arrange the applicants for the drama performance to rehearse the drama here, but after arriving here, almost none of the applicants put their minds on the serious performance. Instead, they took advantage of this rare time to let the wind go, and went wild in the auditorium.

This group of criminals who were originally judged as "lunatics" dared to show their crazy and sinful side in front of a group of gunmen outside, and did not take these prison guards and Batgirls seriously.

The great white shark is triumphantly teaching his own economic criminology to a group of younger brothers, the ogre and the killer crocodile are exchanging maliciously which human viscera tastes the best, and the pig-noodle professor and the scarecrow are discussing some kind of poison. Discussion... These malicious and cold-blooded conversations made the prison guards shudder and almost breathless.

Right now, this auditorium in Arkham seems to have become a hell on earth. The people in the auditorium are all devils crawled out of hell. Funny rhetoric about the most brutal crimes...but even so, there's nothing the guards can do with this group.

In addition, a novice prison guard standing by the corner began to turn pale after hearing the curious discussion about "which is better, the stomach or the liver" between the ogre and the killer crocodile. The end is unstable.

Suddenly, there was a burst of malicious mocking laughter in the auditorium. The novice prison guard was defeated by the laughter, and was quickly dragged out by the old prison guards around him.

This is not letting the wind go, this is torturing the prison guards physically and mentally.

"Isn't rehearsal time over yet?"

Seeing this scene through the monitoring screen, Barbara frowned and asked Barlow.

Barlow was also very angry. He was so angry that his face turned green. He glanced at the schedule with difficulty: "...There is still an hour and a half."

Hearing this, Barbara's expression became even uglier.

She looked at her watch and signaled to Barlow to stay here first: "I'll go to Arkham to pick up my companion, you watch it first, if it doesn't work, force it to end early, and ignore the impeachment from the investigator. "

"Any other superheroes coming?"

Barlow's eyes lit up, and he asked hopefully, "Is Batman coming?"

It would be great if Batman came over!

As long as Batman is guarding the auditorium, these damn bastards will definitely not dare to be so presumptuous!

"No, it's the Summoner."

Barbara said casually, "You know the Summoner, right? I came here with Robin to supervise it before... What's wrong with you, Warden!?? Why did you suddenly fall down, Warden!?"

"Hehe...hehe..."

As soon as he heard the name "Summoner", Barlow, whose legs were weak, supported the stool legs and climbed up tremblingly, laughed dryly, picked his ears, and asked Barbara in disbelief:

"I'm sorry... you said, you came here with Mr. Robin during the New Year's Eve celebration... Uh, summoner?"

...It turns out that it really is her.

The moment Eudora followed Barbara into the auditorium, the auditorium, which had been in a mess by the criminals, fell silent instantly.

All the criminals looked at the summoner Yudora who was slowly walking in, and were speechless for a moment. Countless grief, indignation and panic welled up in their hearts at the same time, thousands of words merged into one sentence:

--how!again!yes!you! ! ?

The great white shark, which was teaching with its legs crossed, fell headfirst.

The dancing scarecrow got under the table all at once.

The pig-faced professor with a gloomy smile not only laughed, but also let out a hoarse mourning sound like a pig waiting to be slaughtered.

The most exaggerated one was Killer Crocodile. His whole body was stiff, the scales on his body exploded one by one, and he subconsciously wanted to escape to the backstage corner of the auditorium.

Mother!Tormentor is back!

This woman, she came to Arkham to hit us again QAQ! !

Why doesn't Batman listen to our complaints?Why does the management of Shiying Forum always delete our posts!

Did this woman now know that she was exposed, so she came here to take revenge on us?

After a moment of dead silence, all the criminals looked at Eudora as if they saw Satan climbing up from hell, and countless horrible and dark nightmares about the New Year's Eve celebration came back again, so they were so scared to pee.

A few criminals were frightened and cried by Yudora on the spot, and a few smart ones immediately pretended to be docile and shut up and lay down on the spot waiting to die. More people ran away, the farther away from Yudora the better.

There was an uproar at the scene, everyone was running in a hurry, stepping on other people's corpses (?) and running desperately to the backstage of the auditorium.

Inexplicable Barbara: ? ? ?

Batgirl, who had been telling Eudora to be safe, stared blankly at the scene of the grand escape that seemed to be the end of the world in 2012. She was tongue-tied for a long time before she said:

"……What's going on here?"

Udora, cute and innocent: "I don't quite understand, otherwise, I'll ask them what happened?"

After finishing speaking, she turned her head and showed a cruel smile of a carnivore to the people in Arkham who were performing herbivore escape, and asked softly:

"What are you running for? Don't you mean rehearsal?"

This question, as light as a feather, overwhelmed everyone's voices in an instant, making the entire noisy auditorium suddenly quiet again.

Eudora in Barbara's eyes: a soft girl, a cute little girl, a naive little angel, who even asked why these psychopaths ran away instead of rehearsing.

The torturer in the eyes of everyone in Arkham: With a gloomy face, soul torture and dangerous threats from hell, the implication is-"You guys try running again? Give me a rehearsal!"

As soon as this remark came out, all the prisoners immediately changed their attitudes. The killer crocodile who was the first to escape was actually the first to get out of the cabinet in the corner and ran to the front desk desperately. It took less than three seconds for everyone to escape. As soon as the time came, they all lined up in front of Yudora, and they all nodded and bowed, showing dog-legged eager smiles:

"Yes, yes, aren't we going to rehearsal now?"

"Don't get me wrong, I went backstage in a hurry to put on makeup, our team is going to rehearse with makeup..."

"To tell you the truth, we haven't decided on the theme of this drama. Do you have any good suggestions? We can arrange whatever you want to see!"

Barlow: →_→

Barbara: ←_←

When Eudora came, Barlow wept with joy.

By the way, he opened a channel to inform all the prison guards that they would not have to work overtime tonight and for the next week.

Although Tormentor (Summoner)'s method is quite brutal, but it is still effective to relieve Qi!

Look at this group of neuropaths who almost frighten them into neuropathies!

Then, the entire auditorium suddenly became orderly.

Eudora, loaded with two heroes, sat under the stage and ate popcorn. On her left sat a group of criminals who were as quiet as chickens. :

"Let me see, the first program to register is "Macbeth" prepared by Jaws and his teammates... In 3 minutes I want to see Jaws and you dressed as Lady Macbeth, ok, start the timer now !"

Jaws: ? ? ?

The problem is that I'm playing Macbeth! ! ?

The protest was invalid (or dare not protest at all), under the coercion of Eudora, the great white shark cried and put on the long skirt of the noble woman, put on a wig and put on makeup and went on stage.

"The second program I signed up for is "Saint Joan of Arc" prepared by Killer Crocodile alone... Do you want one person to play multiple roles? Not bad, quite creative, go up there!"

Killer Crocodile:? ? ?

... When he signed up, he just filled it out casually, and he didn't even think about performing!

Damn, what now!

Who can tell him what "Joan of Arc" actually said? ?

"correct,"

Yudora seemed to have seen through the killer crocodile completely, and gave him an encouraging smile, "Since one person plays more than 50 roles, remember to memorize all these lines after a week!"

Killer Crocodile: ...

After living for so many years, his primary school teacher never forced him to recite books... [crying]

"The third show that signed up is... er, "The Happy Prince of Gotham"?"

Eudora squinted at the registration form, then looked at the Scarecrow, Professor Pig Noodle and others, "Who are you planning to arrange?"

Scarecrow & Professor Pig: "..."

They originally wanted to use this drama to mock Batman, but who knows that the lunatic Summoner will come?Tell the truth and they're dead! !

They looked at each other with a calm expression, sincere and sincere:

"...No, actually we want to use "The Happy Prince of Gotham" to praise your great selfless dedication, what do you think of changing it to "The Happy Princess of Gotham"?"

Eudora: ...

All the psychopaths looked at the scarecrow and the pig-faced professor with bad eyesight, and everyone secretly cast aside these two cowardly bastards in their hearts:

—These two spineless sycophants!I bother!

Yudora, in a good mood: "...No problem, please show me the script first."

Arkham: "..."

After a second of silence, many people showed obsequious smiles to Yudora, bowed and nodded:

"The script we prepared is "The Queen of Gotham". This script is specially used to describe your invincibility. How do you like it?"

"Your Excellency Summoner, to tell you the truth, the play we plan to rehearse is "New Year's Eve: Dangerous Hide and Seek", and you are also the protagonist..."

"Don't listen to those idiots! Before I came in, I was a graduate student in the Faculty of Arts, Gotham University. I'll write whatever you want!"

#Today’s Arkham is also capable of bending and stretching#

#In order to survive, what is the face? #

#Standing in a row of dramas and being beaten, everyone knows which one to choose#

Under the subconscious gestures of everyone, Yudora considered for a moment in the position of Barlow and Barbara, and suddenly came up with a brilliant idea.

……

A week later, the Arkham drama performance conference was held as scheduled. Investigators from human rights organizations came to the auditorium accompanied by prison guards. After they were seated, Batman landed silently on the ceiling of the auditorium. His black The cloak is drawn up and hangs upside down like a real bat, guarding the prisoners.

Below him, Barbara and Eudora are also in the queue of prison guards. Barbara is in charge of coordinating the entire guard team, and Eudora is in charge of guarding in front of the stage, ready to pay attention to the group of people sitting in the first row. human rights investigators.

After a few years, looking at the bustling auditorium, the investigators of the human rights organization were pleasantly surprised to find that compared with the deserted drama performance conferences in previous years, this time the drama performance conference has actually achieved epic progress.

Looking around, the first floor of the auditorium was full of prisoners, as if the entire hospital had come, and all the prisoners were sitting where they should be in the cute posture of kindergarten children, welcoming the investigation in an unusually full and healthy state of mind members.

Besides, there were no sudden screams from lunatics, and no sudden acts of violence...Compared with previous years, the prisoners in Arkham seemed to have been reborn, and they were hardly recognizable. The essence of a madman, a criminal.

The investigators carefully observed the spirits of the prisoners around them, and couldn't help but secretly nodded, and ticked off the work evaluation form of Barlow and others.

... It can be seen that Warden Barlow has done a good job in psychological counseling this year!

After the speeches of Barlow and the investigators, the entire drama performance officially began. The first program was actually the main theme of "Building a Harmonious Gotham: The Responsibility of You, Me, and Everyone" rehearsed by all the actors. The play profoundly and emotionally tells the whole process of the people in Arkham moving to a new era under the leadership of Barlow and Batman, renewing their lives.

Of course, why the actors and criminals put on heavy makeup to cover the bruises on their faces is unknown...

(Eudora: showing a cute smile.JPG)

Playing the role of Batman is Killer Crocodile, who fights everyone and wins the chance.

There are gossip rumors that the clown regretted that he lost his chance because he did not sign up in time...

In this play, Batman and Barlow acted as spiritual mentors and enlightening lights for the prisoners of Arkham, encouraging and helping these psychopaths get out of the predicament, find themselves, and be good people in various ways.

Batman: "..."

He almost fell directly from the ceiling, staring at Eudora sitting in the first row angrily.

This harmonious plot with a general theme made the investigators teary and moved, and it also made Batman's teeth sour and his hands itchy to hit someone.

To be precise, it was itching to hit Eudora.

...Why does this child owe so much!

Immediately afterwards, the first frustrating program was completed under the strange attention of the audience with different expressions. The next program was a new program written, directed and acted by Scarecrow and Professor Pig Noodle:

"Gotham's Undying Beacon: Batman"

In this play, Scarecrow and Professor Pigface describe a story of an innocent criminal who was slandered and beaten by a bad hero, while Batman played the role of a savior, who defeated the bad hero who oppressed the criminals, and seriously educated the criminals Don't commit a crime, do a good job in labor reform and strive for an early commutation of sentence and release from prison.

I don't know whether the Scarecrow and the pig-faced professor are hinting at something or asking for help. In short, they released a bat lamp tearfully in front of the real Batman.

Help! ! !Batman! !

We are about to be played to death!But we can't say that! !

...Because in the first row in front, Yudora, who was sitting with the human rights investigator, stared at the movements of the two people on the stage with crooked eyes, causing the two drama actors to hold back tears and be as quiet as chickens.

Bruce: ...

He, he has a headache and wants to go home...

The third program is a drama program temporarily added by Harley Quinn and Pamela Poison Ivy. It is an adapted version of "Back to Buckingham Palace", and it caused a 200% crit to all audiences at the beginning. :

"Prince, the princess has been hanging on the moat for three days in the sun. May I ask you to continue?"

"Oh, she still refuses to admit her mistake?"

"...No, not only did the concubine not admit her mistake, she just came down from the moat, took two watermelon knives and cut from Dongmen Street to West Street, and will soon come towards your palace! Help! Help! !"

"Bah! The PUA scumbag deserves to die!"

Harley Quinn, who played the role of the princess, chopped up the "prince of props" on stage and spat in the direction of the prison where the clown was being held outside the auditorium.

"This is the awakening of feminist consciousness!"

The investigator cried with joy, "I never thought that the criminals in Arkham would be so enlightened!"

Audience: "…………………"

The fourth program is "Ode to Gotham"

The fifth program is "Batman: Hard to Say"

The sixth program is "The Dark Knight and Arkham"

……

Before the last show "Grateful for having you, Batman" was finished, Bruce, who had held back a lot of resentment, finally couldn't bear it anymore. He stared at Eudora with disapproving eyes, then left with a wave of his sleeves, and jumped outside the auditorium to guard.

——He would rather spend the night blowing the cold wind outside than stay inside again!

And just when he left without hesitation, all the distress signals and hints that all the criminals in the background worked so hard to create were completely in vain. hand:

"Batman, come back!"

"We've all praised you so much, we've all hinted at you so much, don't you understand?!"

"Hurry up and get rid of that tormentor in the audience!"

This lively and wonderful program made the human rights investigators sitting in the front row nod again and again. They looked at the conscientious prison guards and at the group of criminals who were still very polite and motionless behind them. Finally showed a gratified smile.

It seems that the drama performances and New Year's Eve celebrations they set up before are still very useful!

With their hard work, haven't these criminals gradually changed their minds and started a new life?

After all the programs were over, the representative of the investigator of the human rights organization came to the stage to speak, and praised the whole Arkham from the prison guards to the prisoners. There is nothing like nothing on earth, and Barlow has made a big splash.

At the end of the speech, the investigator representative of the human rights organization advocated passionately and emotionally:

"—Thank you, all the prisoners in Arkham, it is your efforts that let our human rights organization see the effect and hope of these activities. In the days to come, we will feed back all this to the Human Rights Association and fight for everyone More activities, more drama performances, more festivals!"

The Arkhams, who have been exhausted physically and mentally by Yudora this week:? ? ? ? ?

I fuck your whole family?

What kind of grudge does the investigator have against us on behalf of this fat man?

Knock inside?!If one time is not enough, why don't you come?How many times do you human rights organizations have to help the torturer to torture us before you stop?

This fat man's name is Jack, right?We remember you!

One day with a knife in hand, the first one to kill you will be you fat man!