daily life of buddhism

The ball is over.

No, it's not time to despair!

Erhuang is sitting in a dignified posture, the curve of his back is reminiscent of a blue and white porcelain vase, his orange tail is gently wrapped around his front legs, the whole cat is extremely elegant and demure.This is the experience Erhuang learned from his mother. When his mother did something bad, as long as he made this gesture, people would naturally turn their attention to other animals and think that they were wrong.

However, it ignores the differences between itself and its mother.

For the smart and stable long tail, this kind of behavior is quite normal; but for the innocent and lively Erhuang...

This is precisely a guilty conscience.

An Yiyuan looked at Si Xiao.

The ball that has been in the hamster cage is naturally innocent. Even if it has been out of the cage, it is impossible to move "monsters" such as pillows due to its size. First of all, rule it out.

Xiaoqi, whose activity area is limited to the bathtub, could have been ruled out: as a carp that can only move in water, it doesn’t have the ability to make a mess of the living room; but the bathroom floor is not dry enough, which is suspicious, and Xiaoqi’s real body He is a red boy, so he must take a high look and reserve his opinion for the time being.

Needless to say, Erhuang must be a participant or one of the participants; Daju is not clear, seeing that it is lazy and not awake, it may have been surfing the Internet all night last night...

Although cat's claws are not as flexible as human hands, there is still a lot to be achieved with hard work.

As a rich second generation, it is standard for pets to have a laptop, except for Qiuqiu who is not interested in it at all.

An Yiyuan sighed: "If you confess, you will be lenient, if you resist, you will be strict. He offered to deduct only one ration. If I find out by myself, I will not have any spiritual fruit for a week."

Erhuang's tail moved.

Xiao Qi spit out bubbles.

If the cat's anxious expression can be seen through its eyes and furry face, the fish really can't see it at all, its face is expressionless and its eyes are small... An Yiyuan's eyes circled back and forth among the three suspects , leisurely said: "Admit your mistake and turn around, with your back to me."

No one turned around.

Is this the rhythm of carrying on to the end?

Erhuang silently said "I'm not without me, I'm just a weak little kitten", and I almost believed it when I thought about it; Daju lay on her stomach with nothing to do, sticking out her tongue and licking her paws, with a little interest in her eyes Shining light; Qiuqiu nestled in the sawdust at the bottom of the hamster cage, nestling into a mango pudding; Xiaoqi was calm and composed, spit a bubble occasionally.

not bad.

An Yiyuan didn't say anything, and went directly to the scene of the first crime.

bathroom.

Judgment is easy to make. When walking in the living room, pay attention to the floor, and you can find that the dust on the floor is not very consistent. It is obvious that some places have been wiped. It is reasonable to speculate that these places have been wet before, and where did the water come from? It's easy to guess.

It's hard to imagine how big cats/kittens clean up, and it's even more difficult to operate, so to speak...

An Yiyuan checked the bathroom carefully.

Touch the bath towel, it's damp; the hair dryer doesn't have any heat, but it may have cooled off after a long time; the water in the bathtub seems to be much cleaner, as if it has just been changed; most importantly, the laptop is broken.

Can't start at all.

Could it have been soaked in water?

An Yiyuan almost restored what happened.

When the impossible is eliminated, what remains, however miraculous, is the truth.

When An Yiyuan sat back on the sofa again, he held a discarded notebook in his hand, "The key physical evidence has been found. Why don't you tell me?"

Two yellow innocent faces.

Xiaoqi is full of concentration and does not move like a mountain.

An Yiyuan was about to laugh angrily, "If you don't say anything else, besides not having any spiritual fruit for a week, you have to write a review of more than 1000 words." After waiting for ten seconds, An Yiyuan said quietly: "Erhuang, Xiaoqi, you all It doesn't matter if you don't admit it." Anyway, he decided.

After trying Erhuang's notebook and found that it worked, An Yiyuan silently calculated the loss and looked at the stubborn cat and fish group.

Xiaoqi refused: "This stinky cat teased me first!"

Erhuang followed: "Meow!"

An Yiyuan hugged Daju, whose weight changed according to its shape, and was as heavy as other tabby cats, and skillfully scratched its chin, "What were you doing when the two of them were fighting?"

Daju narrowed his eyes comfortably, "Sleep."

really.

Is there no persuasion?

An Yiyuan looked at Qiuqiu... Forget it, Qiuqiu is afraid of cats.

Xiaoqi, who was ignored, spit out a long string of bubbles, Erhuang's paw moved, he hesitated to jump into the owner's arms, An Yiyuan's heart was not fluctuating, and he even wanted to laugh——An Yiyuan closed his expression and raised his face face, "Erhuang jumped into the water this time, yes, it seems that you are actually not afraid of water, you can take a bath more in the future."

Erhuang: "Meow!"

An Yiyuan was unmoved, and looked at the soft hair... At least Erhuang, who looked soft, said, "You can dry yourself after getting wet. Did you tear off the bath towel and roll around? You even licked the hair smooth. Even the head is rubbed smoothly... It seems that you have a lot of experience in this."

Erhuang: "...Meow~"

Turning his gaze to Xiaoqi, An Yiyuan wanted to laugh even more, "Congratulations to our little Qi, who has transformed into a form. Is he cultivated to the third rank? This is the first time I know that someone has to hide after forming a pill. The reason for the concealment is to Blaming such a trivial matter—this news is very suitable for a weekly gossip magazine."

Xiaoqi strongly objected: "No!"

Under the watchful eyes of the owner, Xiao Qi twisted her body uncomfortably, and said hesitantly: "That...isn't it said that family ugliness should not be exposed."

"Oh."

An Yiyuan almost laughed out loud.

What did Xiaoqi do after taking shape?Pushing back, he drained the water with a lot of cat hair floating in the bathtub, replaced it with a clean one, and maybe washed the pebbles at the bottom of the bathtub to avoid cat hair in the crevices; then put Erhuang's used bath towel Wipe the wet floor of the living room and bathroom, dry it with a hair dryer and put it back; the notebook can't be saved, so I can only give it up.

As for the other traces of the living room?

Don't worry about it, as long as the above is done, the suspicion will be almost cleared up. As long as the owner doesn't think of his own transformation, the only thing that can make a mess of the living room is the cat—the only two of the spiritual pets that can act automatically. cat.

It's not about carp anyway.

Xiaoqi firmly believes that all kinds of "hidden weapons" she threw in order to make that stinky orange cat come down from a high place don't need to be cleaned up, and they will become evidence of Erhuang's crimes. It can't take the pillow on the sofa.

The biggest flaw in this design is the big orange.

It's true that Erhuang can't speak human language, but it can make Daju translate, but since the tiger doesn't care about it, it shouldn't care about it in the future, right?

Xiaoqi was a little hesitant to ventilate with Daju. He knocked on the door of the second bedroom, but there was no answer. After waiting for a while, he turned and went back to the bathtub: the newly replaced water was clear and transparent, reflecting the beautiful rockery pebbles. The snails inhabit and form a small ecological circle.

An Yiyuan put his finger into the fish tank and nodded Xiao Qi's head, and said in a deep thought: "You...couldn't it be because you couldn't beat Er Huang and you lost your temper and turned into shape?"

Xiaoqi: "..."

Xiao Qi couldn't believe it: "How is it possible!"

Erhuang demolished and meowed, and An Yiyuan said in an obviously perfunctory tone: "Mmm, it's impossible."

Xiaoqi: "..."

An Yiyuan smiled and said, "Take a look?"

Xiaoqi: "Hmph!"

An Yiyuan was not in a hurry, and it was not that he had never seen Xiao Qi's transformation.While placing an order for a new book, the owner, who was as calm as before, said slowly: "You two will hand over the review to me within a week. It doesn't matter if you can't write. I believe you are talented, and there is still time to learn."

Erhuang: "Meow!"

"Xiao Qi can hold a pen when he transforms into a human form. Erhuang, your claws are actually very flexible. If you can't do it, you can ask Xiao Qi for help. There is no class in the afternoon. I will teach you the rules for elementary school students sometime. "An Yiyuan pondered, "Should we teach the eight honors and eight disgraces together...it seems a bit early."

Speaking of which, does Xiaoqi want to go to school?

forget it.

At that time, the teacher invites the parents every day, which will be troublesome.

There is a training class for spirit beasts in Zhaoyao Mountain, but unfortunately that is an advanced class and not a nursery school, and with the speed of Xiao Qi's upgrade, it is easy to make big news, and it will be bad if something happens to it if it is really stimulated.An Yiyuan thought about it, Xiaoqi seemed to have to bring it by himself, and he couldn't help sighing in his heart: Oh, I'm such a good person.

After half an hour.

Dajuwo was watching movies in the second bedroom, while Erhuang and Xiaoqi shared the only remaining notebook in the living room, watching the enlightenment video of children learning Chinese characters brought up by An Yiyuan.

The two are very far apart, and they both feel that the other party's unreasonable troubles have harmed themselves, and they can't be more annoying.

Neither the spiritual fruit for a week nor the 1000-word self-criticism directly affected the body. Erhuang was still alive and kicking, thinking of revenge. While the master was not paying attention to this place in the master bedroom, he quickly stretched his claws into the fish tank and poked Xiaoqi.

Xiaoqi: "..."

The koi jumped out of the water, turned into a human form in the air and fell, reaching out and grabbing the orange cat who was too late to escape and rubbed it!

"Meow!"

An Yiyuan Daju arrived at the battlefield at the same time.

An Yiyuan: The young lady in red... The truth is always cruel.

Daju paced around the human-shaped Xiao Qi, looking very interested, "Which fish are you?"

Xiao Qi blurted out: "I'm not a fish!"

Daju was startled, "Then what are you?"

Xiao Qi also seemed surprised by the rebuttal just now, frowned and thought for a while, unsure: "I have horns on my head...?"

No one answered for a while, everyone was waiting for the next sentence.

It took a long time to see the following, but a certain melody became more and more clear in his mind, and An Yiyuan couldn't help singing: "There is a tail behind me, a tail..."

Xiaoqi: Meow meow? ? ?

There are two sequelae of this incident. One is that the whole family knows a song called "Little Dragon Man", and some can sing it; After writing, I started to watch "Detective Conan"...

Must be overwhelmed by my reasoning.

The head of the family and the guiding light of the spiritual pets, An Yiyuan thought so calmly, crossing out in his mind the possibility that they want to learn from it so that the next crime will not be discovered.

Anyway, in order not to be imitated and cause vicious incidents, most of Ming Ke's plots are out of reality, and it is better to create one's own than to learn from it.And the lowest detection rate in the world is always the random cases that happen between strangers on the street, and Erhuang and Xiaoqi don't have this condition innately.

An Yiyuan felt relieved and took Xiao Qi out to buy clothes.

She was able to turn into a golden body when she was in Zhaoyao Mountain, why can't she now?Is it lack of aura?Or is it about being drunk?

No, change clothes before getting drunk.

He specially chose working hours to avoid Xiao Li who was afraid of ghosts, but when the elevator reached the parking lot on the first floor, An Yiyuan and Xiao Qi still bumped into someone.

An Yiyuan: "..."

What kind of luck is this? !Comrade Li Weilian, you and Honghaier are really super destined!Do you want to burn incense and worship Buddha or something? !

An Yiyuan choked speechlessly in the elevator, and Xiao Li pressed the door open button outside the elevator.

Xiao Li: "..."

An Yiyuan: "..."

As if standing still.

At this time, there was no one else on the first floor, and they seemed to be able to look at each other forever.

Xiao Qi, who was nestled in the owner's arms, moved, "Uncle, what's wrong?"

Xiaoqi's new identity, An Yiyuan's nephew.

The sober Xiaoqi didn't want to call him Abba, and An Yiyuan didn't dare to let him call him that. The ghost knows what kind of misunderstanding would be caused by this name. An Yiyuan is 20 years old and has a 7-year-old son. It's not technically impossible...

Xiao Li's dull eyes moved, "Your niece... son?"

Turning can be said to be very blunt.

It looks like this neighbor has a hard time judging gender.As if nothing happened just now, An Yiyuan walked out of the elevator naturally, and smiled like a neighbor chatting: "Yes, my brother's son, isn't he cute?" Before Xiao Li could answer, An Yiyuan continued , "Little Seven, Uncle Li."

Xiao Qi said obediently: "Hello, Uncle Li." His voice was particularly crisp, as if he was gnawing on a carrot.

This voice, which was completely different from the ethereal voice of the red boy he met that day, brought Xiao Li back to his senses, and looked at the boy in An Yiyuan's arms.

He watched carefully.

Unlike An Yiyuan whose memory has been blurred and can't remember the exact appearance of the red boy, Xiao Li has met the first red boy, and spent a longer time with him.It stands to reason that Xiao Li should not be able to recognize the red boy, but humans are creatures good at self-protection, and horrible memories are often deliberately forgotten and buried, not to mention that it was late at night and the place was in a dark alley, the light was not bright enough for Xiao Li The grasp of the details is not so clear, but the overall atmosphere is more touching.

If Xiao Qi was not wearing a bright red long coat, Xiao Li might not be frightened.

There are almost no people who wear it like this every day.

Maybe it's the other party's frank attitude, or the bright sky outside the window, or maybe it's the escaping thoughts in his mind, in short, the more Xiao Li looks at it, the more he feels that he is purely frightened, and he even feels guilty: the new neighbor just moved in, and he was killed I got the police to come to my door, and now I am making such a fuss... But I don't hold any grudges at all...

While An Yiyuan's image was elevated in Xiao Li's heart, the guilt became more and more serious. Xiao Li gritted his teeth, took out a wooden sign from his bosom and handed it over, "Xiao Qi is so good, here, this is for you."

Xiaoqi looked at the owner: "?"

An Yiyuan looked at the words "Order of the Five Thunders" on the wooden sign, and thought of Xiao Li's heartbroken look, and had a guess in his heart: "This is it?"

Xiao Li smiled unnaturally, "It's not expensive, let Xiaoqi play with the protection token I asked for at Linhu Temple."

An Yiyuan: "..."

The first two words betray you, did you make it.

If it wasn't for the deep belief that Xiao Li's thinking was slow now, An Yiyuan would have suspected that he did it on purpose.A sociable programmer, that sounds kind of sad.

An Yiyuan poked Xiao Qi: "Thank you, Uncle Li."

Xiao Qi said sweetly: "Thank you, Uncle Li."

Xiao Li smiled happily, and his psychological shadow seemed to have a tendency to heal.

He found his own car and put Xiao Qi into the co-driver, fastened his seat belt under the background sound of Xiao Qi laughing and talking, An Yiyuan walked around to the other side and sat in the driver's seat, and stepped on the accelerator.He was going to a general shopping mall where he usually bought clothes. He remembered that they sold children's clothes.

Xiao Qi was playing with the gift wooden sign he received, and asked in confusion, "What's the use of this?"

An Yiyuan: "Psychological comfort."

Xiaoqi: "?"

An Yiyuan motioned him to take his mobile phone, "Check it out yourself." By the way, I still need to buy a mobile phone for Xiao Qi...Do you want to buy another one to keep at home?Can it replace the non-existent landline, so that next time something happens at home, Daju/Erhuang/Qiuqiu can quickly notify me.

This can have.

The icons on the phone are not complicated, so Xiaoqi quickly clicked into the browser to search, and after checking "psychological comfort", she curiously checked "Linhu Temple".

Xiao Qi: "This is the one from last time!"

"Huh?" An Yiyuan looked down, and unexpectedly saw Shen Laodao's introduction, which looked like... a wandering Taoist priest who was placing orders at Linhu Temple?what a small world.

After arriving at the destination, An Yiyuan, remembering the wonderful combination of Xiao Wang and Shen Laodao who was used to stealing, called his lawyer and asked him to ask about the current situation of these two people.

Yes, lawyers.

Many wealthy people have this configuration, which is normal and can save employers a lot of trouble when they get involved in a case.

The lawyer's efficiency is very high, when Xiao Qi was trying on the second set of clothes, An Yiyuan's cell phone rang.

"Young Master An, I have already found out."

"Wang Jun is going through judicial procedures and is expected to be sentenced to a fixed-term imprisonment of less than three years; Shen Decheng's side is more troublesome...he is missing."

An Yiyuan raised his eyebrows: "Escaped?" When the dormitory manager swore to God that day that he didn't see these two people who had entered the dormitory on the first floor, An Yiyuan wondered if the other party was trying to deceive his eyes, but at that time Both Xiao Wang and Shen Laodao rushed to the street, and there was no way to verify it.

"No, it is said to be missing, but it is very likely that he is actually dead." With great powers, I don't know where to get the inside information, and the lawyer's voice is cold and full of elites, "Shen Decheng's whole clothes and some gadgets are left on the scene, only the person is missing. ...this situation is not unique.”

Serial disappearances.

The first case occurred in March this year, when a highly respected priest disappeared mysteriously.Since there were many believers who had a good impression of that Taoist priest, there was a lot of trouble at that time, but the result was nothing.At the time, this case did not attract much attention until cases frequently occurred.

Those who disappeared, or died, were all Taoists, with an average of one per month, and Shen Laodao was the eighth.

The locations of the crimes are connected irregularly, and the criminal's footprints are all over the country. Except for the monthly crimes and the fact that the victims are all Taoists, the police have so far been unable to get more clues.

"No clue at all?"

"If it's a secret, I can't find out."

After hanging up the phone, An Yiyuan had some guesses in his heart.

Assuming that Shen Laodao really has Taoism, the matter is likely to point to the realm of comprehension.

Evil cultivators often do things that wander around the edge, such as using the inner alchemy of the demon clan to cultivate.The evil cultivators here do not only refer to human cultivators, but also demon cultivators.Don't think that there is harmony between demons and demons. When there is no external threat, they fight happily.

In addition, don't think that it's okay to be human. For a demon cultivator, it's normal to eat a lot of people, especially people with spiritual power.

Refer to Tang Monk Meat?

Forget it, Shen Laodao is incomparable to a ten-millionth of Tang Seng's flesh.

That's right, An Yiyuan suspects that the murderer of this serial disappearance (homicide) case is a demon cultivator who specializes in hunting Taoist priests with low spiritual powers—not necessarily Taoist priests, but these Taoist priests are easier to find... Wait, be careful Think about it, aren't you and Xiao Qi both on each other's recipes?

Looking to the sky.

If it is found at home, it will be a rich feast. Some people have cats, mice and fish...

After crossing out the "Squirrel Mandarin Fish" and other menus that popped up inappropriately in his mind, An Yiyuan opened the Nine Temporary Worker APP to check, and he saw the refreshed tasks.

Look for the evil basilisk.Eliminate the evil snake demon.

It is also a two-in-one task, which you can choose to complete according to your own situation.

An Yiyuan clicked on it to view the details, and it turned out that the snake demon was the murderer of the serial murder case - it was directly written on the app.The victims were all swallowed up by the snake demon. The tragic point is that they might not have died at the time, but were slowly digested in the snake demon's stomach... The reason why each committing a crime is one month apart is because they are digesting.

Too cruel.

This is the task of Zhongzhou City, the snake demon should still be nearby——

How about going on a trip to hide?

But except for the two places of Zhaoyao Mountain and Beijing City Market, there is a possibility of bumping into the snake monster wherever you go, it's just a matter of probability, and there is no way to judge how long you should travel...

The ghost knows what the opponent's course of action is.

If you stay where you are and don’t encounter it, but instead encounter it and die, then it’s really unworthy to the extreme, and you can’t die with peace in your eyes.

In the task description, there are the appearance characteristics of a snake demon, but the problem is that there are only snake-like ones and no human-like ones...what's the use of it.Even though the snake monster will use its original form when committing crimes, it will definitely use its human form when walking on the road.He is also a person who can check information on the Internet and inquire about the residence of Taoist priests.

An Yiyuan continued to look at the sky.

Xiao Qi puffed up her cheeks in dissatisfaction, looked at her owner who had been staring at him for a long time and was still dazed, and pulled his pants: "Uncle, help me wear them!"

An Yiyuan lowered his head: "...Didn't you know how to wear it just now?"

Xiao Qi blinked, as if the first outfit had never happened before, "No."

An Yiyuan: "..." Pretend, you continue to pretend.

Xiaoqi acted like a baby, "I forgot now, come and help me dress~"

Moe.

While being cute, he thought of Fan Fan, the villain of the man in red under the moonlit night, and An Yiyuan felt that he was one step closer to the abyss of being murdered and silenced.In such a situation, waiting for the Boss to recover his memory, no matter how much he pleads, it is probably useless. It is better to die and survive...

An Yiyuan activated the picture-taking jade slip, and knelt down to help him get dressed.

Terrified?

No, eager to try.

An Yiyuan felt that he should be afraid, but the reality is that he is a little excited. This kind of refreshing feeling like stepping on the line is really special, especially when Xiao Qi is so unreasonable that he even has to help wear his underwear, An Yiyuan has a good temper He agreed, and specially changed the angle so that the picture-taking jade can clearly take a picture of Xiaoqi's immature places.

It seems that some kind of strange attribute has been awakened.

Listening to the commotion in the fitting room, the shopping guide smiled at the affection of the handsome pair of uncles and nephews, completely unaware of how one of the parties was thinking.

The author has something to say:

There is no squirrel in the squirrel mandarin fish.

When cooking cat meat, there are only dragons and tigers fighting, but no hamster dishes.