daily life of buddhism

a new day.

An Yiyuan sat up from the bed with his head full of straws, and spread it back like a salted fish.

No, we must struggle!

"morning."

"Meow."

After the routine and Erhuang became familiar with each other, An Yiyuan rolled down from the soft, comfortable and spacious bed with a gulu, ready to practice hard.An Yiyuan didn't have much attachment to cultivation before, but after what happened last night, An Yiyuan learned from the pain and decided to embark on the road of working hard to improve his cultivation.

Although no matter how you repair it, you probably won't be able to keep up with the red-clothed boss...

But even if it only makes the other party suffer a little, it's good to get revenge.

When the memory is read, it really hurts.If he is read to the end, he will be thrown into the street, right?

Being stupid probably doesn't count as living.

An Yiyuan, who was thinking like this, didn't even know that he had caused the red-clothed BOSS to suffer a lot. This time, the other party's mind and memory had regressed back to his childhood, and at the very beginning, he was the one who absorbed the spiritual power first. of.Of course, if you count the previous life, it was the boss who made the first move...

Causal cycle, back and forth.

An Yiyuan was thinking about the small spirit gathering array.

Even though the spirit-gathering formation is an entry-level formation in the realm of comprehension, the small spirit-gathering formation is much more simplified on its basis, but in the eyes of Han An Yiyuan, a layman who has not received systematic education, it is still very complicated.Compasses, rulers, protractors... The shadows of many drawing tools flashed in An Yiyuan's mind. In his conception, it would be easier to draw with the help of tools, but even so, the difficulty was only reduced from S to A. My level of painting array... at best is a D-.

An Yiyuan looked at the finished picture of the Xiaoju Lingzhen in the appraisal text bubble, and suddenly had an idea.

There should be a picture of this on the website, right?

really.

The data was not allowed to be downloaded or screenshots, and it was forbidden to flow out. An Yiyuan asked the customer service through the Nine Temporary Workers APP, and took a photo directly with his mobile phone. After making sure that the photo was clear, he went out with confidence.

An Yiyuan went to the furniture city under the name of Jiajiubu, and found the person in charge who asked for custom-made bed sheets with specified patterns.

Think about it carefully, the dormitory is only a temporary residence, and you will have to move sooner or later. Even if you rent/buy a house later, you may not live there for a long time. How can a house that does not move compare to bed sheets that you can carry with you? !That's right, An Yiyuan is going to draw the small spirit gathering array on the bed sheet, and when using it, just spread it out and put the spirit stones on it, it's simple, convenient and quick.

Worthy of being a witty and reliable young man.

Due to the extra money, An Yiyuan got a new bed sheet*10 two days later. Looking at the equal-proportioned small gathering spirit array drawn on the bed sheet, An Yiyuan carefully laid the bed sheet neatly, making sure that there was no wrinkle, and then took out the bed sheet. The cinnabar brush in the refrigerator is used according to the instructions given by the seller.

"Meow."

Erhuang lay on top of the refrigerator, curiously looking at the owner who didn't know what he was doing, and didn't make trouble in a sensible way.

However, An Yiyuan still failed.

Even if you copy the copybook, there is no guarantee that each character will be the same as the original post. What's more, the strokes contained in a small gathering array are enough to form dozens of characters.If it weren't for the fact that a monk had to come to paint this painting - it is said that only in this way can there be aura, An Yiyuan would have used cinnabar instead of ink to print directly.

Repeated defeats.

Anyway, I bought enough cinnabar to paint 10 bed sheets.

Being rich and powerful is where An Yiyuan's real confidence lies.

Maybe the number six is ​​really auspicious. In short, An Yiyuan succeeded when he drew the sixth bed sheet. At that time, the sun was rising in the east, the aura was a thousand, and the colorful clouds were floating and the phoenixes were singing... Just kidding, any visions No, the small spirit-gathering formation is just an ordinary entry-level formation, not to mention that the spirit stones are not placed, and it is not activated at all.

"what."

An Yiyuan breathed a sigh of relief, and only then was he in the mood to look at himself.

It's too awful.

There are cinnabar marks all over the east and west.

An Yiyuan has been tossing around for three days in order to draw the small spirit gathering array, staying at home, eating only lingonberries and frozen food, at this moment he suddenly realized that he hadn't showered for a long time, and couldn't wait to go to the bathroom—wait a minute .The cinnabar is not dry yet, there is a cat in the dormitory...

What if?

The wise An Yiyuan took Erhuang to the bathroom to take a bath together. The cat's natural aversion to water made Erhuang scream: "Meow——"

"You haven't showered for a long time."

"Meow!"

"How about this, you admit that you are rhubarb, and we won't wash it this time?"

"..."

This expression must be contempt, right?

Suddenly want to take a photo to make an emoticon package... wait!Have you forgotten the stigma of being despised by cats! !Even though it eats and drinks yours, it still despises you now! ! !Can this be tolerated? !

An Yiyuan answered loudly in his heart: No!

Driven by unspeakable courage, An Yiyuan rushed forward.

"Meow!"

10 minute later.

The human-cat war is over.

In the bathroom full of overturned toothbrushes, towels, combs..., An Yiyuan fell to the ground in a distorted posture, moaning in pain: "You, you wait for me..."

"Meow~"

Erhuang squatted on the dry part of the sink and licked his paws, his cry was mild, as if mocking the defeated opponent under his paws.

Practice hard!Otherwise, a big man can't even control a kitten... Thinking of this, An Yiyuan couldn't help but shed tears of sadness.

But for now, let's recuperate first.

"Brother An, did you know that your class has changed to a counselor?"

"Don't make..."

When Zhang Yang's phone call came in, An Yiyuan was lying on the bed unrequitedly, with a rather sad expression, which was in stark contrast to Zhang Yang's energetic voice, "Also, the second place on the list of top ten beauties Shan Fei became more beautiful after a summer vacation, and many people said that she is more beautiful than the number one Su Yan, and her position on the list is about to change!"

"Oh."

"Shan Fei confessed to you last year, don't you remember?"

"do not remember."

It's not that An Yiyuan is ruthless, but as a rich second-generation handsome guy + a well-known director, there are at least a dozen girls who have confessed to him, and it's normal that they can't remember clearly.Zhang Yang naturally understood, and continued without taking it seriously: "Tell you, I went to watch Shan Fei today, and she still looks the same, but it looks like it's been photoshopped... It's the feeling that the pixels are much higher, I don't know How to describe..."

"..."

You have described it.

"Brother An, you can go to the BBS to look it up. There are pictures of her, as well as those of your counselor."

"it is good."

"By the way, why haven't you joined the group these days?"

"I'm more used to using the computer to go to the group..." An Yiyuan, who is used to the computer on the QQ mobile phone and WeChat, complained weakly, "But I'm afraid that when I hold the notebook, it will come to a flat sand and drop a wild goose, smashing me into a big cake Face."

"???"

"I twisted my waist, and I'm lying down."

"...sorry. Brother, may I visit?"

"Okay, no fruit is required as a visiting gift, a chicken in the left hand and a goose in the right hand are enough."

"..."

Compared with the comprehension world which had no news for ten and a half months, Zhongzhou University was much more active. After less than a day of recuperation, Zhang Yang sent two new news.An Yiyuan's mobile phone boarded the BBS (school forum), and soon found Shan Fei's photo.If An Yiyuan was still amazing before, at this moment his heart has not fluctuated at all - Fairy Liuguang can shake Shanfei Bajie, and although the red-clothed BOSS at night four days ago can't remember the appearance clearly, but the charm and temperament are enough. Dump Danfei ten streets.

I don't know how many ranks I have to cultivate before I can remember the appearance of the red-clothed boss?

Now as long as I think of the other party, what comes to my mind is the white mist covering the face. The mosaic is so simple and rough that it makes people cry...

At any rate, it’s okay to use some fog in other places to create a misty fairyland scene? !

Damn it.

Yes, although he couldn't remember what the boss looked like, An Yiyuan was definitely a beauty.

An Yiyuan took another look at the profile of the new counselor. His name was Zhong Luo, his age was 28, his resume was perfect, his photo was young and handsome, and he was said to be an iceberg-type single nobleman. Become the male god of N female students——For the number of N, please refer to the comments below.

Exiting the post to refresh, An Yiyuan was surprised to see the post of Shan Fei flirting with Zhong Luo. His face was included in the mirror, causing the commentators to cry and howl, but An Yiyuan's gaze fell on Shan Fei's chest.

There is a jade dragon pendant there, very similar to the one in the storage bracelet.

Wait, isn't that a waist ornament?

At that time, An Yiyuan was wearing a Taoist uniform with its own pendants. It was not easy to add more, so he wore it next to the Buddha statue. This is obviously not the case for Shan Fei, so a purple dress that does not match the ancient style and a white dragon necklace is what operation? !Girls these days are really incomprehensible.An Yiyuan quit the post and went to read other news.

That's right, facing the situation of "a female classmate who should be a mortal has a magic weapon suspected to be in the cultivation world", An Yiyuan just thought about the above problems and didn't bother to care about it. An Yiyuan's way of coping with Zhong Luo knew that he would probably vomit blood.

You don't understand Buddhist thinking.

A few days later, An Yiyuan had recovered from his injuries and began to use the small spirit gathering array to assist in his practice. The time for registration was up, and the students arrived one after another. .

At that time, Zhong Luo stared at the man undisguisedly, An Yiyuan pretended not to notice, until the classmate sitting next to him poked him: "You know what? The counselor rejected Shan Fei, and now everyone suspects that he is gay... Be careful point."

"..."

An Yiyuan was thinking whether his cultivation was directly proportional to his charm.

After Zhong Luo finished speaking, he swiped a wave of goodwill with his classmates, before leaving, he said, "An Yiyuan, come with me to the office."

The classmate sitting next to me whispered: "The wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man is gone - no more - ah!"

An Yiyuan stepped on him.

Because of the wrong information instilled by a boring classmate who was full of gossip factors, when Zhong Luo didn't go to the office, but took An Yiyuan to a small forest where no one was ever seen, an alarm bell rang in An Yiyuan's heart.

Zhong Luo pondered: "I..."

An Yiyuan put on a wary face, "I don't support teacher-student romance."

Zhong Luo: "..."

An Yiyuan: "..."

Zhong Luo's face darkened, "I am a special commissioner from the Ninth Office."

An Yiyuan: "..."

Zhong Luo continued: "There are many responsibilities, one of which is to serve as your observer, similar to an examiner."

"..." An Yiyuan had something to say, "This is our school's holy place for dating."

Zhong Luo: "..."

The author has something to say:

In order to see the face of the boss, Mr. An decided to stand up! (fog)

The new character, Zhong Luo, will probably deal with the aftermath of Mr. An's family (emphasis added) in the future... maybe.

I fixed my mouth, it’s strange why Shen Yun is harmonized..._(:з」∠)_