daily life of buddhism

For the rest of the journey, Gui Hong was silent, An Yiyuan and Song Yao were talking about something.

What are you talking about?

Referred to as flaunting wealth.

A common view is that vegetable sellers, shoe repairers, and blacksmiths can't make much money... Some of this is the truth, some of it is prejudice, and some of it is pure self-deception.

There used to be such a joke -

A white-collar worker buys pancakes at a small stall every morning. One day, he finds that the stall is gone, so he asks the nearby security guard, “Where is that pancake stall?” The security guard answers with a smile, “At this time of year, their family will travel to the Maldives.”

When An Yiyuan first watched it, he felt a little pity for that white-collar worker.

At this moment, he wouldn't feel sorry for this scumbag.

"Sister, help me wash my car tomorrow. I'm about to start school, and that Porsche has been in the yard for a long time."

"I don't have long hands?"

"Not long."

"Then use your feet."

"Oh, if my uncle and aunt come back, they will definitely help me."

"Don't think about it, they are negotiating the supply with Yipinxiang. The price has been negotiated but the quantity has not been agreed. My dad refuses to give up his old partner... I don't know how long it will take."

Gui Hong: "..."

If it is said that Porsche is the cheapest mini model that may be sold second-hand, what about Yipinxiang? !Isn't that the largest hotel in the country? !No, no, no, they must be tricking me, maybe this is a kind of double reed, the purpose is to dance for immortals or something? !

Gui Hong endured it, but he couldn't, "Yaoyao, isn't your father a fish seller?"

Song Yao smiled: "Yes, he contracted several fish ponds."

Gui Hong: "..."

There is a line from a TV series that goes like this: I want everyone to know that this fish pond is contracted by you! ——Although this line is very old and very old, the arrogance in it will still shock people who hear it for the first time.Of course, it was not the first time Guihong heard it, but now he relived the feeling at that time.

My face hurts.

Gui Hong was already cursing in his heart.

The relative you introduced is too unreliable, the big boss of Renshuiyun, you only talk about selling fish? !Where is this abbreviation, this is a tiankeng!At this time, Guihong went to see Song Yao again, and felt that the other party was full of white and beautiful aura, and his gestures were uniquely grand, and the ones he saw in the circle of friends were the personalities of goddesses, and the family was so rich and they liked such close things. It can be said to be invincible and cute.

Now comes the problem-

How to turn off the live broadcast machine?

The co-pilot kid has been staring at him covetously, so it's not easy to act!

Alas, it's not easy to have a sister controlling a brother-in-law.

The safari has arrived.

In this weather, no one wants to get out of the car to go shopping, so Guihong bought a ticket for the self-driving park. There are many wild animals in a semi-free range in the park, such as giraffes, rhinos, zebras, elephants, black bears, and alpacas etc.Gui Hong looked at the animals outside the car window, thinking about topics frantically.

Gui Hong: "Why don't these peacocks open their tails?"

An Yiyuan squinted, "You only open it for courtship, you don't even know that?"

Gui Hong: "..."

endure.

Gui Hong: "These bears have scarves around their necks, they look cute, if you like Yaoyao, let's take a closer look?"

An Yiyuan hugged his chest, "Don't, my sister is tired of watching it."

Gui Hong: "..."

be patient.

Guihong: "That male lion is so majestic!"

An Yiyuan said coolly: "Yes, you can see the majesty of the male lion in the lion group, where are the female lions being ignored by you? Are you envious of the male lion opening the harem? Let me tell you something more exciting , the lionesses in the lion pride are all related by blood, such as mother and daughter, sisters, aunts and nephews..."

Gui Hong smiled bitterly to show weakness, "Why would I think so, the era of three wives and four concubines is long gone."

It has to be said that the blind date man still looks very good, he can be called handsome, but because of this, the harm is even greater.An Yiyuan was not swayed by the other party's weakness at all, and pointed out: "Many people still dream of going back to that time, and they don't look at their own virtues. If they can really polygamous, make sure they even marry their wives." not on."

Gui Hong took it for granted, "Yes, yes."

"..."

Tsk, this guy calls himself an elite, and he never thought he was talking about him.An Yiyuan decided to change his mind and play the evil mother-in-law.

At this time, the car had arrived at the Tiger Park, surrounded by yellow-skinned and black-striped tigers, An Yiyuan cleared his throat, and said, "There is something I want to make clear." An Yiyuan started talking nonsense solemnly, "I want to be My sister's boyfriend is not so easy... May I ask, are you a virgin?"

Gui Hong: "..."

Gui Hong's smile was already very forced, "Look at what you said, what era is it now..."

An Yiyuan's eyes are critical, reminiscent of picking pork in a vegetable market, "No, it's okay, a novice is a disaster. What about the relationship experience? Have you ever had a clean ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend?"

Gui Hong: "...No."

"How many abdominal muscles? Do you usually exercise? How do you accept cats and dogs? I won't compare money with you, anyway, I definitely don't have as much money as I do. By the way, let's go to the toilet to compare later?"

"..."

If you endure it any longer, you will become a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Gui Hong decided to lose his temper appropriately to let Song Yao know that he is a man with integrity, so he pretended to be irritated, stopped the car and turned to look at the passenger, just about to open his mouth——

"what!"

The woman's scream and the sound of glass being broken sounded at the same time. Before Gui Hong could react, the back of his head was scratched with blood by the broken glass and he rushed to the street.

An Yiyuan confronts the attacker.

The one that broke through the car window and poked its head in was a big tiger. The fur on its body and the character king on its forehead clearly demonstrated this point. It seems that it was raised in a tiger park, but... the car glass is not made of paper!This is not a tiger demon, I will give him her last name! !

At the critical moment, An Yiyuan immediately took out a frying pan and covered the tiger's head, holding a hammer with the other hand, and vigorously knocked on the wok!

"when--"

"Dangdangdang-"

Artificial concussion, you deserve it.

After Song Yao called for help, "Do you want to change hands?"

"want!"

The siblings completely ignored someone leaning on the steering wheel. An Yiyuan immediately called 999 as soon as his hands were free, which is a special alarm number for monks. Blabla explained the matter, emphasizing that there was a tiger who had become a spirit— —Anyway, Song Yao would only think he was exaggerating if he heard this.I hope the people from 999 will come quickly, otherwise, if all the guards in the park can't stop the tiger demon, it will be a lot of fun.

The two groups arrived at the same time.

Although it seemed that the guards subdued the crazy tiger, in the eyes of An Yiyuan who knew the truth, it was clearly the female cultivator standing in the sky with fluttering robes who made the move... Hey, isn't this the Hanfu girl who registered for him?

Noticing An Yiyuan's gaze, the girl in Hanfu smiled at him and turned away.

3 minute later.

Girl in Hanfu... No, a girl in modern business attire appeared at the scene, showed a pamphlet to the park leaders who rushed over, and then took command of it as a matter of course.Heroic and valiant, with an amazing aura.When the ambulance picked up the blind date man, An Yiyuan noticed that the live broadcaster was still working dedicatedly, so he couldn't help but lit a candle for him.

go well.

The "anesthetized" tiger fell asleep in the cage. The park leader was apologizing to Song Yao and An Yiyuan's siblings. The girl in business attire said hello and dragged An Yiyuan away.

"We met again." The girl in business attire smiled and said, "What do you want to ask?"

An Yiyuan wanted to ask a lot, such as excluding the time spent on the road, how did you change your clothes so quickly? !One-click dressup? !In the end, he swallowed the words that were more like complaints than questions, a little embarrassed, "I don't know your name yet."

"Liuguang. The Liuguang that 'Yiye Liuguang looks bright'."

"Liuguang... Fairy?"

"good."

"..."

"By the way, who is that man?"

"The scumbag who went on a blind date with my sister."

"What's wrong?"

"He's actually broadcasting a blind date..."

After complaining, An Yiyuan thought of another question, "By the way, what was the brochure you showed them before?"

"Guoan's certificate." Fairy Liuguang smugly said, "Ninth Office of National Security is a department specially set up by Guoan to deal with monks' problems. Only true elites can join. The benefits are amazing. I'm already a full member." Fairy Liuguang Patting An Yiyuan on the shoulder, "You have a chance too! Come on, newcomer!"

"Ok!"

Fairy Liuguang succeeded in Amway and left satisfied.

She obviously didn't know that An Yiyuan was a 3-minute-hot Buddhist, and he quickly got out of that bloody state and returned to the essence of salted fish.

Song Yao moved over slowly, stretched out her arm and bumped into her cousin, and whispered, "How likely is this girl to become my sister-in-law?"

An Yiyuan: "Impossible." Thinking that Fairy Liuguang might hear it at this distance, An Yiyuan added, "Your brother can't afford it."

No matter how good the girl is, she must be at least 200 years old... I don't want to fall in love with my ancestors.

An Yiyuan didn't know that he set up a flag.

That's right, who will know when the Flag is set up?

Except anti-Flag.

On the way home, An Yiyuan told Song Yao the whole story of the incident, and Song Yao gritted her teeth, "I should let him see my mother's pussy legs, no, I have to send a WeChat to scold him."

"What are you scolding?"

"Gui, Gong, Gong."

"...Is this okay? Lord Wei is crying."

"Why, do you envy that stallion?"

"..." dare not speak.

"By the way, where did you get the pot and hammer?"

An Yiyuan, who stuffed things back into the storage bracelet in a mess, had a paralyzed face, "I felt it under the seat, and I don't know why."

Song Yao couldn't figure it out and didn't want to ask Gui Hong, so she had to give up, "Don't worry, the ghost knows what that psycho is thinking."

Accidentally injured by a friendly army. I can't say it. An Yiyuan: "...um."

As expected, "Live Blind Date: Scumbag Man Turns Over", "Extreme Blind Date Man: Scum to a New Height", "White Collars of Private Enterprises Use Live Blind Dates to Make Profits, Is it a Lack of Humanity or a Loss of Morality?" " and other news, in addition to this video with Song Yao, other previous videos were dug up. Although they were quickly blocked due to infringement of portrait rights, they still had a certain impact on the women.

Of course, the impact on the man is greater.

Not to mention losing his job, I don’t know which human flesh came out to make Gui Hong even more harassed, the people who eat melons gave him one-sided bad reviews, and occasionally a few people who cleaned the floor were ridiculed by the group... But these have nothing to do with the siblings big.

On the contrary, the aunt who was keen on helping her daughter was hit and calmed down a lot because of this, Song Yao and An Yiyuan took turns to comfort her, but the effect was not great.

Only time will tell.

At this moment, An Yiyuan had no idea that there would be a follow-up to this incident... More than half a month later, An Yiyuan saw Fairy Liuguang's live broadcast room on a live broadcast website, and his vision went dark.

The author has something to say:

Thank you for the heartwarming kiss in the previous chapter~mua~

A tiger demon who is confused, eats and drinks at the zoo, and likes cars... I will see it in the future.

Your rice cake is broadcasting for you: this article is expected to be composed of 30 events, event 1: registration event in the pit, has ended; event 2: cousin blind date event, has ended; upcoming event 3: red boy adventure event, so stay tuned .

BOSS: ...No, can you stop mentioning it?

Rice cake: Hahahahaha what a rare black history, how can I not mention it!

BOSS: Heh.

Rice cake, die.