After Xiuxian fell, I joined the entertainment industry

After going back, Boss Chat Ba added another rule: on the second floor, when no one is around, don't call "good brother", "brother", "brother chat", but call "husband".

But this time, Little Goblin Lu actually wanted to disobey him!

Mr. Chat Ba was very wronged: "Didn't you say you only love me? If you don't even say that, you must be lying to me!"

Lu Xi chuckled: "Okay then, I'll make an official announcement later to introduce you to my beneficiary boss, Mr. Chat, who will definitely be on the trending searches within half an hour, and then people all over the country will see our jokes, okay?"

Chat Ba always said: "Am I just so helpless? Am I just a joke? I see that you are not planning to make an official announcement. Is it because I want to be an underground lover for the rest of my life! Okay, are you not planning to marry me? Now The same-sex law is about to be passed, so you didn't plan to do it! You slept with me for so long and didn't plan to take responsibility? Are you tired of playing and want to find another one!"

Lu Xi gritted her teeth and took out her phone, held back her temper and smiled, and waved to him: "My good brother, come here~"

Chat Ba always passed by before he could react. With a "click", Lu Xi took a photo of the two of them, and then sat on the sofa to edit.

Chat Ba always asked curiously: "What are you doing?"

Lu Xi smiled: "Official Xuan, my husband, when shall we discuss the certificate?"

Mr. Chat Ba blushed and snatched the phone over, couldn't hold back the corners of his mouth, but still covered the phone rationally: "Forget it, forget it, the same-sex bill hasn't been passed yet, your stardom can't just be ruined like this. It's not too late to get the certificate and make an official announcement, after all, you have to have a reputation first, right?" He leaned over and kissed Lu Xi, "But the one who shouted just now was good, hey, don't go, let my husband kiss you again. ……”

Lu Xi turned his back neatly, and when he looked back, tears were already in his eyes, and he said very sadly: "You let me shout before you prove it, I know you are just for fun, you don't love me………."

Chat Ba always coaxed people in a hurry: "Don't cry, don't cry, my heart melts when I cry, we will go to argue tomorrow, and we will shout again after we pull the certificate."

Lu Xi: "Hmph, you're lying, the bill hasn't been passed yet, and the Civil Affairs Bureau won't accept you, so what's the point?"

"We can go abroad first..."

"Okay!" Lu Xi was already crying, "I knew you wanted to breathe the fresh air of capitalism and use me as an excuse! You clearly know that my Weibo is all about Genzhengmiaohong's patriotic declaration, you profiteer Knowing that I won't go, you deliberately prevaricate like this, and still say you love me?"

Mr. Chat Ba was already in such a panic that he couldn't coax anyone, so he could only chase after him and wipe his tears, "Baby, you misunderstood, it's not like this, I love you to death! It's true! Let's wait for the bill to pass before we go Can the Civil Affairs Bureau get the certificate?"

Lu Xi sat on the sofa and wiped away her tears, and glanced at him: "Liar, you obviously don't love me, who knows when the bill will be passed? Now there is an excuse, you are actually greedy for my body, Just try it out."

Although Boss Chat Ba is a domineering president who has won many battles in the mall, but in front of Lu Xi, he will automatically be reduced to a mentally handicapped level. Every time he has to throw away his helmet and armor, he is completely defeated and can't find his way. He can only repeat clumsily: "No, no, You trust me, trust me..."

Lu Xi said: "You said yourself that you don't like men, sometimes I really hate that I am not a woman, and I can't be liked by Mr. Chatty~"

Mr. Chat Ba: "No, no, I like you, I never said that!"

Lu Xi pretended to rub her belly: "Why haven't you moved for so long? Why am I not pregnant yet? If I can't have a child, I can't carry on the family line for Mr. Liaoba, I can't be a mother, I can't inherit the throne. Chat Ba always abandoned..."

Chat Qing came over and put his arms around him and covered his mouth: "Stop talking, I can't tell you, I must have been out of my mind before talking nonsense, you can call me whatever you want, I'm breaking the rules, There is no need to pass on the family line and have children, I like you, I love you very much, I like everything about you, as long as you don't leave me."

Lu Xi laughed loudly: "Then what should you do if you inherit the throne from generation to generation?"

Boss Chat Ba: "Don't you still have two cousins? Without me, there are still the two of them..."

Before Mr. Liao Ba could finish his sentence, when the door opened, the leading cousin came home from school, just in time to see Liao Qing holding Lu Xi in his arms, pressing him on the sofa and covering his mouth——

The three of them stared wide-eyed, and there was a deathly silence in the room.

Immediately afterwards, the leader's cousin quickly stepped forward and pushed Liao Qing away, blocking Lu Xi and staring at him: "What are you doing? Are you rebellious?"

Chat Qing frowned: "Why did you leave school so early today? Did you skip class?"

Leader: "It's none of your business whether you skip class or not! What did you do to brother Lu Xi just now? Are you going to fight back?"

Liaoqing sighed, and said seriously: "You are not young, although I want to hide it from you, but since you bumped into me, I can only tell the truth and introduce you again. This is Lu Xi. We are currently in love. In other words, Lu Xi is my little lover."

"Little lover?" Cousin Longtou felt as if the sky was falling, "Little lover? You actually called a little lover while committing crimes!?"

Mr. Chat Ba patted him on the shoulder: "Lu Xi is a man, we will get married soon, and the burden of carrying on our family will be handed over to you two. Xiao Huang is still young, so don't tell him about it beforehand."

Cousin Longtou turned to look at Lu Xi, and Lu Xi touched his head: "Although what he said is a bit different, we have been together for a long time."

Cousin Longtou has fallen apart and shut himself up.

In his heart, how could Lu Xi see chat clearly?Can you still be with him?When he came here, he was still a corpse puppet with a low IQ, unable to speak, and was useless except to be more powerful. Although he was of the Six Paths, fierce corpses and corpse puppets were lower existences than ghosts and ghosts. Although the leading cousin of the dragon clan who is high above him does not despise him and gets along well with him in the future, he cannot accept Lu Xi being with him at all!It's as if the beautiful and noble little prince was suddenly defiled by an inferior slave guard one day!

No!This must not be true!It must be this corpse puppet who forced the former master by relying on his cultivation!Yes, it was the former owner, because the contract was terminated, and the corpse puppet didn't know what luck it was to live physically, and its cultivation base was also high... Lu Xi must have been persecuted!

From then on, the autistic leading cousin was particularly hostile to chatting, and he didn't eat or talk. The weasel cousin was inexplicably happy: "Hey, if you don't eat it, I will eat it! Give it to me, I will eat it all!" I can finish it!"

After persisting for three days, the leading cousin still succumbed to the evil food and couldn't help eating the chatty food.

Chat Qing also nodded with satisfaction: "It's good to figure it out. It is not difficult to carry on the family line. You will know when you grow up."

The leading cousin was crying while eating, and Lu Xi said, "Okay, okay, can I buy you a witch's cloak tomorrow?"

The leader's cousin said in his heart that don't mention the black history, I don't like magic wands, witch costume transformation and other childish things!

But the cloak that Lu Xi picked out seemed quite pretty, so he still reluctantly accepted it...