After Xiuxian fell, I joined the entertainment industry

"Lu, Lu... Xi... Feed me a piece of chicken quickly, let me be a hungry ghost..."

Xiao Youyou lay motionless on the big dining table, Lu Xi put him in a small basin very considerately, and Weasel brought him a new newspaper as a cushion.

This scene looked very strange. Lu Xi’s family of four enjoyed their meal happily. The food was as rich as ever, sweet and sour carp, braised lion’s head, spicy chicken, shredded cabbage and a cup of clam soup. Stable, among other things, was a dying white fur fox on the table who looked like a reserve for his next meal.

But... Lu Xi and the others ate deliciously. Although Xiao Youyou couldn't move, her mouth was watering and she wanted to eat...

Lu Xi quickly finished a bowl of rice: "It's all spicy food. You have suffered such a serious injury, so you can't eat it."

"Yes, yes!" Longtou and Weasel said in unison, "If you eat it, you will die!"

Xiao Youyou was a little weak: "Uh, that clam soup doesn't seem to have chili..."

"Han." Lu Xi said, "It's not suitable for your physical condition."

"Yes, yes! Not suitable!" The dragon head and the weasel were like a duet of Lu Xi.

Then he watched helplessly as Lu Xi and the others swept all the plates with lightning speed, not even a single grain of rice was left. Then the weasel cleaned up the plates and hummed a song to wash the dishes.

That's right, now the weasel is already in charge of washing dishes. Because he is too short, he moves a high chair to stand on it every time, and then washes all the dishes in the sink. This is the most important thing in his day. At work, he is already very sophisticated in washing dishes, and after washing, he has to carefully wipe them ten times before giving up. Even Lu Xi felt a little sorry and said that he could wash them.

Who knew that the weasel burst into tears: "I don't have treasures, and I'm not an auspicious thing. What's worse is that I have a criminal record. Brother Lu Xi, don't you want me, even washing dishes! Then my What's the point of existing?"

Lu Xi was conquered by his heavy tone, and never competed with him to wash the dishes ever since.

After Lu Xi finished his meal, Chat Qing also cut the fruit for him. Lu Xi asked while eating the fruit, "How did it happen?"

This is already the third day that Xiao Youyou came to Lu Xi's house. On the first day, he exhausted his breastfeeding energy to squeeze out a word and finally avoided the fate of being buried. Then he was in a coma for three days at Lu Xi's house before he had any strength. say.

Lu Xi's home is comparable to a fairy mansion, and Xiao Youyou's current condition is still extremely poor, and he may die if he is not careful, which shows how badly he was injured.

Xiao Youyou wept wearily: "It's so tragic! A fox fell from the 26th floor. It's lucky if it didn't die. I came all the way to find you..."

"Hey, hey? Don't throw the pot around." Lu Xi stopped holding the fruit and yelled at him, "Your injury is obviously caused by a spell, and the 26th floor can make you hurt like this?"

The dragon head snorted and said, "Yes, yes, he was almost dead when he was lying outside our window and sneaking around. I was afraid that it would be unlucky for him to die in our house, so I threw him out!"

Lu Xi stared at the leader, and the leader shut up awkwardly. Lu Xi asked Xiao Youyou again: "Recently, "Tianhe" was broadcast, and I saw that you were reposting the propaganda a few days ago. Why are you dying suddenly?"

Xiao Youyou said with a chuckle: "The manager is using my Weibo."

Lu Xi: "I heard that Jiujiu opened an entertainment company for you, doesn't it mean that you are fascinated by him?"

Xiao Youyou sneered in a low voice and shortly: "How can I have this ability."

Lu Xi rolled her eyes: "Tell me, why did you do this?"

Xiao Youyou laughed at herself, "I'm a bitch."

"Oh, I got it, the cheap one."

Lu Xi glanced at him, and saw that Xiao Youyou had already formed a circle by herself, closing her eyes and resting her mind.

His smooth and beautiful white fur is now gray and dry, with clotted blood stains on it, his breathing fluctuates very lightly, and when he doesn't open his eyes to speak, he almost seems to be dead.

Lu Xi got up after eating the fruit: "You can raise it as you like, I'm moving here, and I'll send it to Jiujiu when it's almost enough."

Lu Xi was about to send the plate to the kitchen when she heard Xiao Youyou say flatly: "Then you should throw me away, a dead fox is unlucky, it will inevitably disturb his happy day."

Lu Xi turned around to look at him, and saw that he said indifferently: "Ordinary people... Married and had children, passed away in a hurry, we, we... How can we be confused with them... Right?"

……

After a few more days, Lu Xi finally got married, Xiao Youyou finally got better at Lu Xi's house, and watched cartoons with Weasel and Longtou when he had nothing to do during the day.

Not only that, because he can't move and is put in a small basin, he will also become a prop for the weasel and the dragon to play house. The weasel and the dragon head move him around. After defeating Peppa Pig, he became the pet of the little witch for a while, and the dragon head was wearing a veil and holding a magic wand to ride on him and start a battle with the weasel's toy army.

Pity him, a scarred vixen who was tortured to death, what is even more frightening is the ever-changing cartoon.....

"It's that "Tianhe" that your elder brother Lu Xi is also acting in, why don't you just watch that one today?"

When Weasel and Longtou heard that Lu Xi was acting, they stopped watching cartoons and watched TV dramas immediately, but after a while Lu Xi didn't show up, just a few scenes at the beginning and end of the film, the two of them started complaining.

"What! Why hasn't Brother Lu Xi come out yet!?"

"Isn't our brother Lu Xi the leading actor? Who is this? It would be great if brother Lu Xi played the leading role!"

"It's not good at all. I only watched it because of brother Lu Xi. It's so boring. When will brother Lu Xi come out?"

Xiao Youyou said in her heart, these two are the ones that are naturally black when they are deeply fans, if they are posted on the Internet, it will be another scolding battle.

Xiao Youyou said: "I have a video of brother Lu Xi on my phone, do you want to watch it?"

"have a look!"

Xiao Youyou sighed and said, "It's a pity that I lost my phone, but if I buy a new one, I can watch it after logging in to my account."

Weasel: "Speaking is tantamount to talking for nothing!"

Xiao Youyou smiled and said: "Of course not, I'll go buy a mobile phone when I get better tomorrow, and I'll show you something nice when the time comes, okay?"

The weasel doubted: "You can still buy it yourself? How do you buy it? Are you not afraid of being caught in the zoo?"

Xiao Youyou: "I've been able to transform into a human form a long time ago, look!" He pointed to the scene on TV where he happened to appear, "That's my original form, your elder brother Lu Xi and I have filmed scenes."

Weasel, Longtou: "..." It's quite powerful, but... why is he injured so badly?Is human society so dangerous?

Xiao Youyou talked to the two of them one after another, coaxing them both into a daze, and told a lot of nonsense stories.

"What happened next?" Longtou and Weasel stared at him nervously.

The vixen glanced at the disposable cup on the left, and the weasel immediately poured him a cup of tea.

"Later." The vixen breathed a sigh of relief, "Later, I fought the Great Immortal with the Golden Horn for nine hundred and ninety-nine days, and the battle was shocking! I finally defeated the Great Immortal with the Golden Horn! But who knew that Immortal Jinjiao is the illegitimate son of the Jade Emperor! So Heavenly Court sent 99 elite soldiers to arrest me! I alone defeated your 500 elite soldiers. In desperation, Heavenly Court went to the west to invite Tathagata Buddha, and finally pinned me on Wuzhi Mountain Now, time is like running water, [-] years in a flash..."

The weasel poured him a glass of water in admiration, and this time put a handful of candy in a very thoughtful way.

Leading head: "... Isn't Monkey King the Great Sage Equaling Heaven at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain?"

Xiao Youyou: "That's right, Fellow Daoist Wukong is my neighbor, you can ask him if you don't believe me."

Leading head: "...500 years is too long, have you been born yet?"

Xiao Youyou: "..." He was indeed not born, I don't know what Lu Xi raised, this dragon head, oh my god!This is a dragon!Alive ah ah ah ah!This thing is a born king, it really can't do it, and I don't know how old he is, I thought he was a fool, with a good accent... I didn't expect to overturn.

Fortunately, the weasel has become his loyal little brother, and the weasel said angrily: "Why did you interrupt! What happened later? What happened later?"

Leader: "Later a monk passed by..."

"Don't tell me!"

So the dragon head and the weasel started fighting again, crying while fighting, so Xiao Youyou began to persuade and coax the child... He is a fox that has not recovered from a serious injury, is it easy?

After the wave subsided, Xiao Youyou asked Weasel: "How did Liaoqing become like this? Do you know?"

"What's this? Brother Qing's cooking has always been delicious!"

Xiao Youyou was shocked by Lu Xi and Liao Qing this time. Lu Xi's current cultivation level is unpredictable, and what is even more frightening is that Liao Qing was originally a murderous corpse, but now, he is now like a human.

A thing like a vicious corpse is born to be killed by the righteous way. Even if it recognizes its master, it is just a vicious beast holding a rope.But now his aura is very strange, this is the strange thing, he doesn't have a trace of evil spirit, he dares to guarantee that even if an immortal from the sky comes down, he won't kill him.

What's even weirder is the way Lu Xi and Liao Qing get along with each other...

"Why do your brother Lu Xi and Brother Liaoqing need to share a room? Does Liaoqing have any room?"

The weasel felt that his question was inexplicable: "How good it is for two people to sleep, talk about brother Qing having to play with brother Lu Xi every day, and also practice, and talk about brother Qing having to prepare clothes and shoes for brother Lu Xi when I wake up in the morning... …Isn’t it convenient to live in two rooms?”

Xiao Youyou: "..." WT? ? ?What did he hear?What kind of relationship mode is this? They don't want to go to heaven, do they?

"When did the two of them start doing this..."

"When Shiwan Dashan came back, he chatted with Brother Qing that his status was much higher. We were worried that he would stop cooking..."

Xiao Youyou: These two are definitely together!We are together!Lu Xi was actually with the murderous corpse she raised!In the end what happened?

And Lu Xi is absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, definitely below!

Don't ask why, it's a 1 intuition.

After Xiao Youyou refreshed his three views this day, he observed carefully, no, there is no need to observe carefully to find that these two guys are showing affection almost all the time!

Like eating.

Lu Xi ate very deliciously, with a little sauce on the corner of his mouth, and after chatting, he leaned over and wiped the corner of his mouth with his index finger naturally, and what was particularly frightening was that he licked his finger again...

Like wearing pajamas.

They must be a couple.

For example, Pingping often talks, two people look at each other inexplicably, suddenly look at each other and smile, and then laugh for a long time......

There were also several times when he saw Liao Qing secretly kissing Lu Xi while everyone was not paying attention...

Please restrain yourself!There are children here!

But I don't know how old the "children" are who are not interested in adults' love and affection, or cartoons are more important...

Even kids are fine!And me!Here I am, a scarred outsider!This is just rubbing salt in my wounds!Xiao Youyou roared in her heart, Qiuqiu, stop showing off!