After Xiuxian fell, I joined the entertainment industry

The small stall sells colorful little sugar figurines. The owner’s craftsmanship is good, the sugar figurines are lifelike, and the small animals are also very cute. Chatting couldn’t resist buying a puppy for Lu Xi.

As Lu Xi walked, he didn't see Liao Qing following him. He turned around and saw Liao Qing holding a puppy dog ​​and handing it over.

"Why do you buy this? The money is not wasted. Who knows if the things in the shade can be eaten. You were so proud when you bought the cat yesterday."

Chat Qing went to hold Lu Xi's hand and wanted to write on his palm, but who knew that he only touched the fingertips, and Lu Xi withdrew her hand as if getting an electric shock.

Chatting with Qing's hands was stiff, he was wondering if he had done something wrong, the one who was holding hands with him before writing, had never seen such a big reaction from Lu Xi, now he is not allowed to walk next to him, he is not allowed to near.

He thought for a while, took out his mobile phone, luckily the phone was still charged, he bowed his head and typed a sentence: [This puppy is so cute, let the owner play with it]

Lu Xi said something in a low voice, took the puppy with an unfriendly expression, and walked towards the exit of the shade without looking back.

The two have been here before, and this place is heavily guarded by soldiers. He came now to see if there is any chance to get out. Who knows that the entrance of Yindi is deserted at the moment, and there are only two Yin soldiers guarding it. Lu Xi said suspiciously: " It might be a trap."

But the two of them looked at it for a long time, and there was no sign of a trap. The newly-dead soul came in in a daze, and the two Yin soldiers checked it carefully and let it go.

Lu Xi sacrificed a talisman and pasted it on the backs of the two Yin soldiers without knowing it. He observed for a while, and then made a look at Liaoqing. The two walked towards the exit carefully. During this time, nothing happened. It didn't happen, and the two Yin soldiers were stuck like logs.

It was going well at first, but Lu Xi found that she couldn't go out!

Chatting didn't know that Lu Xi couldn't go out, he first went out of the shade, and then found that Lu Xi didn't keep up, so he retreated back.

"what happened?"

As if there was something blocking it, Lu Xi couldn't pass through the barrier of the underworld, and couldn't return to the yang world.

He moved his fingers, quietly dragged one of the Yin soldiers to an inconspicuous place, and then awakened his mind.

The Yin soldier was a little dazed when he woke up. When he saw Lu Xi, he yelled subconsciously. Lu Xi blocked his mouth with a piece of talisman, and threatened him for a while by pressing the celestial cover. The Yin soldier was frightened by Lu Xi. After a while, she finally became honest, Lu Xi asked him in a low voice: "Why can't I get out? Did you do something?"

The Yin soldier trembled: "I don't know, I don't know..."

Lu Xi: "Let me ask you again, aren't you going to arrest someone today? Why are you two guarding now?"

The Yin soldiers shrank their necks, glanced at Lu Xi cautiously, and already knew that this was the escaped princess who was widely rumored tonight. This princess not only escaped from marriage, but also eloped with a wild man. When it exploded, yes, they were going to catch him, but His Highness let him go, and they wanted to catch him alive.

But... now this escaped princess in wedding gown is beautiful, but the voice of her voice is that of a man!The little Yin soldier was afraid that he was gossiping again, and the male princess was extremely fierce with her lover, so he could only answer honestly: "A lord suddenly passed by tonight, and His Highness is afraid that he will find out that he is going to marry a living person... Then he withdrew the people and pretended that it was the same as usual..."

If it weren't for the cover, the Yindikou is still full of soldiers and horses, not even a fly can fly out.I don't know what kind of luck His Highness has had, it's unlucky enough to be green, that lord will pass by here tonight, it is said that this lord is someone who cannot be offended.Now it's all right, the concubine who escaped from marriage will not be caught, and the green hat is tightly worn.

Lu Xixin said that this Ghost Highness still knows that he has a guilty conscience, Yin and Yang are separated, human beings and ghosts have different paths, and the law of heaven is like this.

Lu Xi thought for a while, and then said: "Then let me ask you, under what circumstances can't you get out of the shadows?"

Yin Soldier: "Normally ghosts can't come out, and living people can't come in and out, but some warlocks and important people who can communicate with Yin and Yang are not restricted by this. However... there is a situation that even the most powerful people can't go out..." Yin Soldier Seeing Lu Xi wearing a bright red wedding dress, he hesitated to speak.

"Say!"

The Yin soldier trembled: "Newlyweds... If people in the mortal world enter the underworld to get married, their household registration is considered to be moved here. In order to protect the marriage, they cannot go back to their mother's house without documents..."

Lu Xi: "..." What kind of bullshit rules are these? While talking about the difference between humans and ghosts, they also need to protect the marriage. This is clear, even ghosts!

"Where do I get the paperwork? How do I transfer my household registration back?"

Yin Soldier: "...The Yin Division at the Zhengnan Gate can issue a document to change the household registration... You must get a divorce first."

...........

Lu Xi and Liao Qing stood under the hall of the Zhengnanmen yamen, Yinsi stroked his beard, and saw that it was a living person, a... wild ghost?

He cheered up and pretended to be majestic: "Who is in the hall? What's the matter?"

Lu Xi turned her face away: "...he came for a divorce."

The yin secretary glanced at Lu Xi, then looked at the chat, and asked, "Name."

Only with the name can we check the marriage.

"Lu Xi, let's chat."

Yin Division soon began to investigate, asking: "What is the divorce? What is the conflict?"

Lu Xi didn't speak.

The underworld secretary looked at the household registration and said: "If there is anything to adjust in advance, we can help coordinate it here. Young people, don't be impulsive, marriage is rare. It is said that it takes ten years to cultivate the same boat, and it takes a hundred years to cultivate together. It can be said that it is a lot of hardships." Marriage comes from hard work! You can think about it again, look at you two, such a good match, marriage is not easy, don't be impulsive! Go home and think about it first."

In the past few years, the marriage rate in the underworld has reached a record low every year. The little ghosts are naked, unable to conceive, and unable to get married. up.

Lu Xi: "...No need."

The yin division sighed, hating iron but not steel and asked Qing Qing: "Are you willing to divorce?"

Lu Xi said, "Don't ask him, he can't talk."

Yin Si clicked his tongue and said: "You are going too far. I think you advocate everything and let you say everything. You have the final say on whether others are willing or not. He can nod and shake his head even if he can't speak."

Lu Xi: "...Brother, please nod your head."

Liao Qing looked at Lu Xi in the dim yellow hall light, he stood there motionless, as if he had returned to the way he was when he was just born with wisdom, shouting and moving, like a stupid piece of wood.

Lu Xi urged: "Brother, what are you doing in a daze?"

After chatting for a while, they finally nodded.

At this moment, Yin Si finally found the names of the two, and he nodded and coughed: "This marriage is inseparable."

"Why can't we leave?" Lu Xi stepped forward, wanting to read the account book.

Clutching the household registration booklet and marriage line, Yinsi said, "It's only been a few hours since you got married, and you two are still wearing bright red wedding gowns, and your names have just been recorded, and you want to divorce? Is this how judicial resources are wasted for you? I am very happy!"

"No, I have to leave, I'm a living person, I can't stay in the shade forever!" Lu Xi said

Yin Division: "We have a protection system for living people here, which guarantees that you are no different from the people in the underworld. You don't have to worry about acclimatization. Check to see if everyone hasn't bullied you."

No wonder, Lu Xi felt that it was a bit strange after being married, the disguise cat talisman had no effect, just like the talisman he had just pasted, and the ghost highness also saw his appearance.He was no longer vigilant against ghosts. It turned out that this "living protection system" was at work.This place is really ridiculous, it is obvious that it is conniving ghosts to tease the living.

"It's not that I didn't do anything on purpose, it's just that the law stipulates that a divorce must be completed for one year, unless there are special reasons." Yin Si said seriously.

"What special reason?"

"The party who was subjected to domestic violence or abuse filed for divorce, or the party cheated."

Lu Xi: "...." Should he ask Liao Qing to beat him up?

Liaoqing immediately lowered his head and wrote a text message: [Sorry master, I can't domestic violence abuse master, and I don't cheat, master can hit me, but don't love me. ]

Lu Xi: "..." What is green and not green?He really has to go back and look through Chatting's phone to see what mess he's been messing with all day.

Lu Xi will not be able to think of any reason for divorce for a while, and the underworld has not issued a document for him. The reason is that Lu Xi and Liao Qing have no real estate in the underworld. It seems that Lu Xi has never returned. The kind of person who is a husband, the attributes of Liaoqing are generally invisible to ghosts, he has already been regarded as a ghost in the yin, this household account Yinsi thinks Liaoqing is pitiful, married a daughter-in-law who always wants to run away, he can see it Lu Xi is still a powerful sorcerer. Goblin x Warlock has been very popular in the story books in recent years. Hukou Ben Yinsi just reads the story books when he has nothing to do. Nine times out of ten, he is abused, which makes his liver hurt, and this chat is so stupid. He listened to whatever he said, and he was forced to divorce, so he decided to help him. Whether he can tame his wife depends on his own destiny.

The two came out from the main south gate. Lu Xi was a little sleepy. It was almost dawn. He decided to wait for the little ghosts to fall asleep, and then steal the panda from the palace and hide it first. Beat yourself up and say it was done by chatting.

When the cock crowed, the little ghosts began to fall asleep. Lu Xi and Liao Qing slipped into the palace and found the panda with ease.

The panda was probably also affected by the shade, and was sleeping with a bamboo in its arms. Lu Xi turned it over, chatted and squatted down to carry the panda, who knew that the giant panda opened its eyes and hugged it. Lu Xi's thigh.

Lu Xi carefully tore it open, this giant panda is like a brown candy, it is very difficult to tear, it is still a national treasure, gold is very precious, Lu Xi dare not use force.

"What are you doing?"

Lu Xi said while tugging at the panda: "This panda is too slimy...?"

Lu Xi turned her head and saw Kong Xuan squatting at the door looking at him curiously.

The author has something to say: Still want to divorce?too naive!

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