985 Xiuxian University
Chapter 96
"Mom, I'm going to school!"
It was noon in the blink of an eye, Lin Ze greeted his parents, carried his schoolbag, and ran out the door happily.
Mother Lin: "Going back to school so early, why don't you have lunch?"
"No more." Lin Ze replied without thinking.
"Wait!" Unexpectedly, Mother Lin still couldn't sit still and chased him out.
"Why?" Lin Ze stopped and looked back at his mother strangely, "You have something to say, I have to go back to school to review my homework, and I will take the fourth and sixth exams soon."
Mother Lin's expression was very complicated. She looked at her silly son for a long time, and said, "Turn around."
"?" Lin Ze turned around without knowing why.
Mother Lin took out a booklet with her hand hidden behind her back. She quickly opened the zipper of Lin Ze's schoolbag, threw the booklet in, and then closed the zipper, "Take this booklet and read more."
Lin Ze looked confused: "What is it?"
Mother Lin's smile was unpredictable: "It's nothing, a safety education science book."
"Oh." Lin Ze turned around and glanced at his mother strangely, "Then are you okay? I'm leaving..."
"Let's go." Mother Lin smiled.
So Lin Ze ran downstairs. After the door closed, Father Lin, who was pretending to be drinking tea and reading the newspaper, looked up, looked at Mother Lin disapprovingly, and said, "Didn't I tell you not to meddle? What are you doing?" There's a lot going on..."
"I'm so troublesome." Mother Lin replied angrily: "I've restrained myself very much, it's for their own good, I don't have a single word to spare."
"Okay, okay..." Father Lin waved his hand, "You should watch TV! Don't worry about it!"
Mother Lin snorted softly and sat down on the sofa.
……
Lin Ze didn't take it too seriously, he went directly to Yu Jian to Ji Chengfeng's house, and went in through the window.
As soon as Lin Ze appeared, Black Gallon, who was lying on the sofa watching TV, turned his furry head sideways, staring at the visitor with tourmaline green eyes, and let out a pleasantly surprised "meow"!
The orange cat next to it is as cold as ever, with its paws half curled up, posing in a "farmer's" posture where the old god is present, and it doesn't even bother to cast a glance at Lin Ze.
Lin Ze was no stranger to it. He smiled and waved to the black currant: "Hi! I brought a lot of seafood! Wait a minute, I'll go to the kitchen and burn them."
After speaking, he walked into the dining room and put the schoolbag behind him on the big round table in the dining room.
On the TV facing the sofa in the living room, there is a classic Disney animation - "Tom and Mouse".
Hearing that there was something to eat, he didn't want to watch the black currant cartoon either. He propped up his upper body, jumped vigorously, drew a parabola in the air, and landed lightly on the large round table.
Black Currant pawed anxiously on the table with his paws, making a rattling sound, and his tourmaline-green cat eyes stared straight at Lin Ze's schoolbag.
Seeing the black currant jumping away, the orange cat on the sofa stood up slowly, jumped off the ground gracefully, then walked catwalks to the dining room, squatting at Lin Ze's feet.
Lin Ze was overjoyed when he felt the fluffy ball at his feet, and immediately squatted down, patting its back several times.
"You're hungry too, don't worry, tell me, what flavor do you want to eat oysters? Bean curd? Garlic? Spicy? Honey sauce? Or raw with mustard?"
The orange cat rolled its eyelids: "Meow meow..."
Lin Ze: "Oh, you mean, you want a half dozen each of fermented soy sauce and garlic? For the remaining spicy honey sauce dipped in mustard, get a set of each?"
Black Currant was impatient with Lin Ze's chatter, and while he was playing with his old attack, he sneakily stretched out his paws, and carefully unzipped the zipper of his schoolbag, intending to get a dried squid to eat... Actually, it wanted to eat more. Its claws went up and directly tore the schoolbag in two, but it also knew that if it did so, it would definitely be rubbed against the ground by Ji Chengfeng, so it had to restrain its nature.
"Kang lang—" At this moment, the door opened.
Ji Chengfeng just went to the supermarket once, bought a bunch of seasonings and came back, he was not surprised to see Lin Ze in the room, instead he held up the bag and smiled: "You came just in time, I'll wait Cooking lunch, you will have a good time."
"By the way, accompany me to the Management Department in the afternoon. I want to ask about the origin of that yellow feather."
"Yeah." Lin Ze squatted on the ground to play with the cat, and when he saw Ji Chengfeng coming, he smiled: "I picked up a lot of seafood last night, thinking that I couldn't finish it, so I planned to let you and Huo Pili also eat it." Try it out, hey, look, you just bought the seasoning! What a coincidence!"
Lin Ze stood up as he said that, he was going to turn over the schoolbag, but after being fiddled with by the black currant, the schoolbag had already opened his mouth, and a booklet fell out of it, and fell directly in front of him and Ji Chengfeng ——Handheld Safety Education Classroom——Know AIDS prevention knowledge early.
A folded red ribbon is also drawn on the cover of the booklet, which is very bright and eye-catching.
"..."
Lin Ze stared at the pamphlet, couldn't help being stunned for a few seconds, and suddenly said angrily, "So she stuffed me with this!"
Ji Chengfeng stared silently at the book "Prevention of Aids Early Knowing" on the ground for a long while before hesitantly asked: "This is..."
Lin Ze blurted out: "My mother stuffed it into my schoolbag! I really don't know what's going on in her mind?"
"Your mother?" Ji Chengfeng looked at Lin Ze suspiciously, "Why did she give you such a thing?"
Lin Ze opened his mouth, but didn't know how to answer, his eyes suddenly became erratic: "I don't know, she is not normal these days..."
Ji Chengfeng frowned: "Did you tell them something?"
Lin Ze hesitated and said: "It's nothing, they asked me to find a girlfriend, so I just said, I don't like girls..."
"..." Ji Chengfeng was also stunned, he didn't expect to come out like this, so Lin Ze came out? !
The black currant and the orange cat squatted on the ground, with two chubby cat pupils, shining with a humanized light, looking at Ji Chengfeng from the left and Lin Ze from the right, and there was a sense of excitement in their eyes.
So when it comes to free love, they still have the freedom of the monster race, whoever they want to throw down, they can throw down whoever they want, without the intervention of cat parents and cat mothers.
It took Ji Chengfeng a long time to digest this fact: "You are not implying this, you are simply stating it, so did your parents have any other reactions?"
"There is no other reaction..." Lin Ze stared at the booklet, his expression not very good.
"That's good." Ji Chengfeng breathed a sigh of relief. He knelt down and helped pick up the "Aids Prevention Early Knowing", dusted it off, and put it aside.
Seeing Ji Chengfeng's actions, Lin Ze didn't know what to say, so he coughed in embarrassment and changed the subject.
"Last time I picked up two king crabs, a dozen cut off squid tendrils, dozens of oysters... and some unexplainable seafood. How do you cook them?" Lin Ze took out from his schoolbag He took out a Qiankun bag, and spread the face-sized oysters in the Qiankun bag all over the big round table.
As for the king crabs and squid whiskers, he put them all on the floor because they were too big. The red king crabs were as big as a round table, which was amazing.
Seeing these seafood, the black currant went crazy on the spot. It jumped directly onto the back of the king crab, jumping and jumping, it was like using the king crab shell as a trampoline.
The orange cat didn't speak, but he stared at the seafood, and the cat's eyes suddenly shrunk into vertical pupils, which also revealed its shock.
Ji Chengfeng was also stunned looking at the seafood all over the place, and he couldn't help laughing after a while, "It seems that I borrowed all from you today, but I'm afraid I don't have such a big pot at home."
Lin Ze giggled: "This is called Haicheng Oysters. The oysters are so big that they can't be steamed in one pot! We need two barbecue grills, one secret, one spicy, and a bottle of snowflakes. Let's brave the world!"
"Papa-papa--" the black currant and the orange cat clapped their hands in unison, their cat eyes sparkling!
Ji Chengfeng looked at them both dumbfounded, then pondered for a moment, and said, "I have a barbecue grill at home, but I guess a grill can only skewer one squid tentacle. This is king crab... I guess, I can only borrow Huo Thunderbolt's refining furnace is ready, let's lower the temperature of the furnace first, so that the crab meat can be cooked and eaten, and the remaining crab claws and crab shells will be refined into magic weapons and sold..."
Lin Ze was stunned by Ji Chengfeng's powerful brain, "Use... cook crabs in a refining furnace?"
Ji Chengfeng raised his eyebrows: "What, is there a problem?"
"No problem! Just do as you say!" Lin Ze made a decisive decision, "Where's Huo Pili?"
Without waiting for Ji Chengfeng to speak, the black currant turned into an afterimage and rushed towards the refining room, his little paws kept pawing at the door.
Ji Chengfeng was stunned for a moment, and then said: "He is in the refining room right now, repairing your oil-paper umbrella."
After a while, there was finally movement in the qi refining room.
"Here we come...Little ancestor, don't open the door!" Huo Pili opened the door of the refining room with an oil-paper umbrella in his hand.
The first thing he saw was the black currant squatting by the door: "What do you mean? I don't have any dried fish, let my brother get you lunch!"
Lin Ze immediately said: "Brother Huo, don't get me wrong, I brought a lot of seafood, I'm sorry to eat it alone, I specially asked you to try it!"
Huo Pili just came out of the refining room. When he saw the fish, shrimps and crabs all over the floor in the dining room, his eyes immediately popped out: "Damn it! Where did you get this? Shrimp and crabs are all spirits, right? If you beat them all to death, you won't be afraid that the Cultivation Realm Management Department will come to your door?"
Ji Chengfeng said lightly: "Yesterday, I went to Fulong in the East China Sea with a group of monks. These are all demon cultivators who died in the battle. Don't be surprised by the large number. The hundreds of human monks who passed yesterday basically all have some experience. Injured, the blood that flowed out at that time almost stained the surface of the sea, this is the blood of monks full of aura and vitality, after a few years, there may be twice as many fish, shrimps and crabs there."
Huo Pili rubbed his chin, "That's right, the number of sea monsters is more than all human monks and land monsters combined."
"Then stop staring, let's cook it together?" Huo Pili looked at them.
Ji Chengfeng said calmly: "It's not that big a pot."
Huo Pili looked in disbelief: "No pot? Then you can't let me use the refining stove to cook for you?"
Ji Chengfeng, Lin Ze, and the two cats didn't speak, but their earnest and encouraging eyes said everything.
Huo Pili: "..."
Ji Chengfeng looked at Huo Pili's face turning blue, and knew that this guy was not willing to part with his refining furnace, a master crafting master, always cherished his own refining furnace very much.
So he said: "As long as we finish eating, the spit out shells will be given to you for free. If you sell them for refining, all the profits will be yours. How about it as a reward for your hard work?"
Huo Pili's face changed a few times, and finally he gritted his teeth and said, "It's a deal!"
It was noon in the blink of an eye, Lin Ze greeted his parents, carried his schoolbag, and ran out the door happily.
Mother Lin: "Going back to school so early, why don't you have lunch?"
"No more." Lin Ze replied without thinking.
"Wait!" Unexpectedly, Mother Lin still couldn't sit still and chased him out.
"Why?" Lin Ze stopped and looked back at his mother strangely, "You have something to say, I have to go back to school to review my homework, and I will take the fourth and sixth exams soon."
Mother Lin's expression was very complicated. She looked at her silly son for a long time, and said, "Turn around."
"?" Lin Ze turned around without knowing why.
Mother Lin took out a booklet with her hand hidden behind her back. She quickly opened the zipper of Lin Ze's schoolbag, threw the booklet in, and then closed the zipper, "Take this booklet and read more."
Lin Ze looked confused: "What is it?"
Mother Lin's smile was unpredictable: "It's nothing, a safety education science book."
"Oh." Lin Ze turned around and glanced at his mother strangely, "Then are you okay? I'm leaving..."
"Let's go." Mother Lin smiled.
So Lin Ze ran downstairs. After the door closed, Father Lin, who was pretending to be drinking tea and reading the newspaper, looked up, looked at Mother Lin disapprovingly, and said, "Didn't I tell you not to meddle? What are you doing?" There's a lot going on..."
"I'm so troublesome." Mother Lin replied angrily: "I've restrained myself very much, it's for their own good, I don't have a single word to spare."
"Okay, okay..." Father Lin waved his hand, "You should watch TV! Don't worry about it!"
Mother Lin snorted softly and sat down on the sofa.
……
Lin Ze didn't take it too seriously, he went directly to Yu Jian to Ji Chengfeng's house, and went in through the window.
As soon as Lin Ze appeared, Black Gallon, who was lying on the sofa watching TV, turned his furry head sideways, staring at the visitor with tourmaline green eyes, and let out a pleasantly surprised "meow"!
The orange cat next to it is as cold as ever, with its paws half curled up, posing in a "farmer's" posture where the old god is present, and it doesn't even bother to cast a glance at Lin Ze.
Lin Ze was no stranger to it. He smiled and waved to the black currant: "Hi! I brought a lot of seafood! Wait a minute, I'll go to the kitchen and burn them."
After speaking, he walked into the dining room and put the schoolbag behind him on the big round table in the dining room.
On the TV facing the sofa in the living room, there is a classic Disney animation - "Tom and Mouse".
Hearing that there was something to eat, he didn't want to watch the black currant cartoon either. He propped up his upper body, jumped vigorously, drew a parabola in the air, and landed lightly on the large round table.
Black Currant pawed anxiously on the table with his paws, making a rattling sound, and his tourmaline-green cat eyes stared straight at Lin Ze's schoolbag.
Seeing the black currant jumping away, the orange cat on the sofa stood up slowly, jumped off the ground gracefully, then walked catwalks to the dining room, squatting at Lin Ze's feet.
Lin Ze was overjoyed when he felt the fluffy ball at his feet, and immediately squatted down, patting its back several times.
"You're hungry too, don't worry, tell me, what flavor do you want to eat oysters? Bean curd? Garlic? Spicy? Honey sauce? Or raw with mustard?"
The orange cat rolled its eyelids: "Meow meow..."
Lin Ze: "Oh, you mean, you want a half dozen each of fermented soy sauce and garlic? For the remaining spicy honey sauce dipped in mustard, get a set of each?"
Black Currant was impatient with Lin Ze's chatter, and while he was playing with his old attack, he sneakily stretched out his paws, and carefully unzipped the zipper of his schoolbag, intending to get a dried squid to eat... Actually, it wanted to eat more. Its claws went up and directly tore the schoolbag in two, but it also knew that if it did so, it would definitely be rubbed against the ground by Ji Chengfeng, so it had to restrain its nature.
"Kang lang—" At this moment, the door opened.
Ji Chengfeng just went to the supermarket once, bought a bunch of seasonings and came back, he was not surprised to see Lin Ze in the room, instead he held up the bag and smiled: "You came just in time, I'll wait Cooking lunch, you will have a good time."
"By the way, accompany me to the Management Department in the afternoon. I want to ask about the origin of that yellow feather."
"Yeah." Lin Ze squatted on the ground to play with the cat, and when he saw Ji Chengfeng coming, he smiled: "I picked up a lot of seafood last night, thinking that I couldn't finish it, so I planned to let you and Huo Pili also eat it." Try it out, hey, look, you just bought the seasoning! What a coincidence!"
Lin Ze stood up as he said that, he was going to turn over the schoolbag, but after being fiddled with by the black currant, the schoolbag had already opened his mouth, and a booklet fell out of it, and fell directly in front of him and Ji Chengfeng ——Handheld Safety Education Classroom——Know AIDS prevention knowledge early.
A folded red ribbon is also drawn on the cover of the booklet, which is very bright and eye-catching.
"..."
Lin Ze stared at the pamphlet, couldn't help being stunned for a few seconds, and suddenly said angrily, "So she stuffed me with this!"
Ji Chengfeng stared silently at the book "Prevention of Aids Early Knowing" on the ground for a long while before hesitantly asked: "This is..."
Lin Ze blurted out: "My mother stuffed it into my schoolbag! I really don't know what's going on in her mind?"
"Your mother?" Ji Chengfeng looked at Lin Ze suspiciously, "Why did she give you such a thing?"
Lin Ze opened his mouth, but didn't know how to answer, his eyes suddenly became erratic: "I don't know, she is not normal these days..."
Ji Chengfeng frowned: "Did you tell them something?"
Lin Ze hesitated and said: "It's nothing, they asked me to find a girlfriend, so I just said, I don't like girls..."
"..." Ji Chengfeng was also stunned, he didn't expect to come out like this, so Lin Ze came out? !
The black currant and the orange cat squatted on the ground, with two chubby cat pupils, shining with a humanized light, looking at Ji Chengfeng from the left and Lin Ze from the right, and there was a sense of excitement in their eyes.
So when it comes to free love, they still have the freedom of the monster race, whoever they want to throw down, they can throw down whoever they want, without the intervention of cat parents and cat mothers.
It took Ji Chengfeng a long time to digest this fact: "You are not implying this, you are simply stating it, so did your parents have any other reactions?"
"There is no other reaction..." Lin Ze stared at the booklet, his expression not very good.
"That's good." Ji Chengfeng breathed a sigh of relief. He knelt down and helped pick up the "Aids Prevention Early Knowing", dusted it off, and put it aside.
Seeing Ji Chengfeng's actions, Lin Ze didn't know what to say, so he coughed in embarrassment and changed the subject.
"Last time I picked up two king crabs, a dozen cut off squid tendrils, dozens of oysters... and some unexplainable seafood. How do you cook them?" Lin Ze took out from his schoolbag He took out a Qiankun bag, and spread the face-sized oysters in the Qiankun bag all over the big round table.
As for the king crabs and squid whiskers, he put them all on the floor because they were too big. The red king crabs were as big as a round table, which was amazing.
Seeing these seafood, the black currant went crazy on the spot. It jumped directly onto the back of the king crab, jumping and jumping, it was like using the king crab shell as a trampoline.
The orange cat didn't speak, but he stared at the seafood, and the cat's eyes suddenly shrunk into vertical pupils, which also revealed its shock.
Ji Chengfeng was also stunned looking at the seafood all over the place, and he couldn't help laughing after a while, "It seems that I borrowed all from you today, but I'm afraid I don't have such a big pot at home."
Lin Ze giggled: "This is called Haicheng Oysters. The oysters are so big that they can't be steamed in one pot! We need two barbecue grills, one secret, one spicy, and a bottle of snowflakes. Let's brave the world!"
"Papa-papa--" the black currant and the orange cat clapped their hands in unison, their cat eyes sparkling!
Ji Chengfeng looked at them both dumbfounded, then pondered for a moment, and said, "I have a barbecue grill at home, but I guess a grill can only skewer one squid tentacle. This is king crab... I guess, I can only borrow Huo Thunderbolt's refining furnace is ready, let's lower the temperature of the furnace first, so that the crab meat can be cooked and eaten, and the remaining crab claws and crab shells will be refined into magic weapons and sold..."
Lin Ze was stunned by Ji Chengfeng's powerful brain, "Use... cook crabs in a refining furnace?"
Ji Chengfeng raised his eyebrows: "What, is there a problem?"
"No problem! Just do as you say!" Lin Ze made a decisive decision, "Where's Huo Pili?"
Without waiting for Ji Chengfeng to speak, the black currant turned into an afterimage and rushed towards the refining room, his little paws kept pawing at the door.
Ji Chengfeng was stunned for a moment, and then said: "He is in the refining room right now, repairing your oil-paper umbrella."
After a while, there was finally movement in the qi refining room.
"Here we come...Little ancestor, don't open the door!" Huo Pili opened the door of the refining room with an oil-paper umbrella in his hand.
The first thing he saw was the black currant squatting by the door: "What do you mean? I don't have any dried fish, let my brother get you lunch!"
Lin Ze immediately said: "Brother Huo, don't get me wrong, I brought a lot of seafood, I'm sorry to eat it alone, I specially asked you to try it!"
Huo Pili just came out of the refining room. When he saw the fish, shrimps and crabs all over the floor in the dining room, his eyes immediately popped out: "Damn it! Where did you get this? Shrimp and crabs are all spirits, right? If you beat them all to death, you won't be afraid that the Cultivation Realm Management Department will come to your door?"
Ji Chengfeng said lightly: "Yesterday, I went to Fulong in the East China Sea with a group of monks. These are all demon cultivators who died in the battle. Don't be surprised by the large number. The hundreds of human monks who passed yesterday basically all have some experience. Injured, the blood that flowed out at that time almost stained the surface of the sea, this is the blood of monks full of aura and vitality, after a few years, there may be twice as many fish, shrimps and crabs there."
Huo Pili rubbed his chin, "That's right, the number of sea monsters is more than all human monks and land monsters combined."
"Then stop staring, let's cook it together?" Huo Pili looked at them.
Ji Chengfeng said calmly: "It's not that big a pot."
Huo Pili looked in disbelief: "No pot? Then you can't let me use the refining stove to cook for you?"
Ji Chengfeng, Lin Ze, and the two cats didn't speak, but their earnest and encouraging eyes said everything.
Huo Pili: "..."
Ji Chengfeng looked at Huo Pili's face turning blue, and knew that this guy was not willing to part with his refining furnace, a master crafting master, always cherished his own refining furnace very much.
So he said: "As long as we finish eating, the spit out shells will be given to you for free. If you sell them for refining, all the profits will be yours. How about it as a reward for your hard work?"
Huo Pili's face changed a few times, and finally he gritted his teeth and said, "It's a deal!"
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