985 Xiuxian University

After taking care of the business of the studio and store, Ji Chengfeng and Lin Ze finally got some free time.

Ji Chengfeng actually went to chat with ghost Qixu on WeChat, and it was rare that he didn't harass Lin Ze. Lin Ze glanced at their WeChat conversation, and they were talking about "what is the best choice for souvenirs?" "What kind of material should be used for invitations?" ?”…

Uh... this topic is also very confusing.

Lin Ze was too lazy to get involved, so he casually browsed the Cultivator Forum, but when he opened the green forum page, there were two Hot posts on the top, like two heavy bombs, which blew him away one after another.

"[hot] Why did Tianjun with the surname J suffer domestic violence?"

"[hot] Seven Eyes Golden Gu stolen from the Cultivation Realm Management Department? It seems that there is a traitor inside."

Lin Ze was slightly stunned. He moved the mouse and instinctively opened the first title:

——Why did Tianjun surnamed J suffer domestic violence?

Fellow Daoists may have doubts in their hearts. Tianjun surnamed J is a powerful swordsman, who can domestically abuse him?Regarding this question, after witnessing his brutal domestic violence, the host is also puzzled, but after the host's guess!This could very well be a unique hobby!Fellow Daoists, it would have never occurred to you that Tianjun with the surname J is simply an M!

In this way, all the mysteries are solved. Why did Tianjun surnamed J reject the double cultivation requests of countless monks for a hundred years? Why did Tianjun, surnamed J, fall in love with a little monk in the Qi refining period?It's just because the little monk in the Qi refining period has deeply attracted the Overlord Tianjun with his unique and stubborn character!Let me ask the whole world of self-cultivation, who dares to violently whip Tianjun with the surname J, who else, who?

"Very well, man, you are the one who has dared not to look at me all these years!"

"Congratulations, you managed to attract my attention!"

Fairy Lanruo, Princess Merman, Dragon Girl of the North Sea, Fox Demon of Qingqiu... Do you know where you lost now?Ha ha ha ha……

——Finally, I know that you guys are going to spray the poster again for saying JB without a picture!It's a pity that you were all wrong!Tremble, stupid human monk!

Attached: [Photo]

In this kind of photo——Ji Chengfeng huddled in the corner of the wall aggrievedly, covering his forehead with his hands, his clothes were wrinkled, and there was a footprint on his trousers. Bad ashtray.

——[This post is reproduced from Mingwang·Ghost Story]

Lin Ze took a closer look, and roared angrily, flipping the table: "You're talking nonsense, it's really nonsense, unkempt ghost! Go to hell!!!"

That's right, this photo was obviously taken secretly at Mr. Tang's house. There is no scene of Lin Ze fighting with the bald-headed ghost, only Ji Chengfeng cowering in the corner.

Lin Ze was furious, and immediately thought of where this photo came from, that little pangolin!The little pangolin must have secretly photographed them while they were fighting!

Lin Ze glanced away, and sure enough, the posts below were stacked up again.

Netizen 1: "I don't believe it! I don't believe it! The perverted M-shaking gay Jianxiu mentioned by the poster is definitely not our high-cold male god! The style of painting is not right at all!"

Netizen 2: "Hey...Facts speak louder than words, this post really has a picture and the truth! I didn't expect Tianjun with the surname J to be such a person! Tsk tsk tsk, the world is getting worse!"

Netizen 3: "After hearing the news about Tianjun J going to Haicheng Science and Immortal University for advanced studies, I was already preparing for the entrance exam! Now...enmmmm, forget it, Tianjun J has a lot of prestige, I I think I might not have the courage to punch him in the face..."

Netizen 4: "Hahahaha, the relationship is heating up quickly! The surname J is actually having such fun in China, I want that stupid rabbit to come and see it too!"

Netizen 5: "Isn't it just SM? Why didn't J Tianjun say it earlier, I said it earlier, I can do it too! Drop wax, whip, choose whatever you want! Damn, let that coquettish and cheap little monk get ahead of you!"

Netizen 6: "Hey, hey... You see J Tianjun rarely shows such a weak expression, it's so tolerable, I really want to be pushed down! Lick, lick! Let go of that Tianjun, let me go!"

Ji Chengfeng was chatting with Gui Qixu, when he suddenly found his little wife staring at the forum, her whole body was clouded, her cheeks swollen like puffer fish!

Ji Chengfeng sized him up a few times, and said tentatively, "Lin Ze, what's wrong with you?"

Lin Ze put the notebook down heavily in front of him, his eyes burning: "Look! What nonsense are they talking about!? That shaggy-haired ghost, I really should have killed it yesterday!"

Ji Chengfeng glanced at the computer suspiciously, and was also shocked, what, he was domestically abused! ?Still suspected of having SM tendencies? !

Looking at the various replies below, Ji Chengfeng was really angry and funny, but he had an idea, and took the opportunity to go to Lin Ze's side to please him: "Now you know how powerful those people on the forum are spreading rumors, right? So my previous love history was all made up by them!"

Lin Ze nodded vigorously, finally believing that Ji Chengfeng was innocent.

"Originally I planned to save that shaggy-headed ghost, but now, hum! Let it die!" Lin Ze snorted angrily and closed the post.

Ji Chengfeng showed a satisfied smile.

Lin Ze clicked on the following hot post again, and asked doubtfully, "Why was the Seven-Eyed Golden Gu stolen?"

"Huh?" Ji Chengfeng didn't seem to be joking anymore. He carefully looked at the next post, frowned and said, "Has this post been posted for a while? That is to say, that clerk It didn't take long to send the things back before they were stolen... It seems that the management department is not as monolithic as in the legend."

Lin Ze's expression was also a little serious. He saw that on the cultivator's forum, the latest bounty task released by the management department - to find the seven-eyed golden Gu, was rated as high as S rank.

Lin Ze: "Is this the first time that the Cultivation Realm Management Division has released such a high-level task?"

"Well, and I heard that the Director of the Management Department of the Cultivation Realm also personally took action this time." Ji Chengfeng moved the sofa cushions, changed a comfortable position, and continued: "But I guess he doesn't have a clue, otherwise he won't This S-level bounty task will be released additionally."

Lin Ze's eyes widened: "And the management department also promised that as long as they can give clues about the stolen Seven Eyes Golden Gu, they will also be rewarded with a lot of money!"

"Clues? There are no clues." Ji Chengfeng thought for a while, and said simply: "Anyway, we have already handed over the Seven Eyes Golden Gu, so this matter has nothing to do with us."

Lin Ze also agreed: "It's New Year's Eve, let's not go on missions anymore, let's take a good rest."

Ji Chengfeng hugged Lin Ze's shoulders and asked him to look out the window: "Look at how nice the weather is outside today, the sun is shining brightly, and you have already built your foundation. Do you want to try Yujian flying?"

Lin Ze immediately looked back at him, and his tone became excited: "Really!? Can I try to fly the sword now?"

Ji Chengfeng smiled: "You have also taken physical education for a semester, so you should not be afraid of heights."

Lin Ze nodded quickly: "Don't be afraid of heights! Don't be afraid of heights!"

Ji Chengfeng said: "That's fine, let's go to the warehouse upstairs to pick a sword now, or, do you prefer gourds? Brooms?... Actually, the oil-paper umbrella should be able to fly into the sky after refining it."

Lin Ze imagined himself lying on a gourd, riding on a broom, or stepping on an oiled paper umbrella... All these shapes are very eye-catching.

He quickly shook his head like a rattle: "No, no...it's better to Yu Jian, Yu Jian is handsome."

"Okay then, come with me." Ji Chengfeng led him up to the warehouse on the second floor, "I remember that there are a lot of Huo Pili's unsold stock in the warehouse, see if you like it."

Lin Ze immediately followed closely like a little tail.

……

"This is good! This is cool!" From a room upstairs, Lin Ze called excitedly.

Ji Chengfeng looked at Lin Ze holding a blue long sword, hesitantly said: "Although this sword is good in shape, it is a showy, and the attack power is not very strong. Huo Pili forged it to specifically trap those who don't know it. The local tyrant and goblin, are you sure... you want to choose this?"

As he said that, he also took the initiative to hand out a mahogany sword, and gave a suggestion: "This wooden sword, although simple in shape, has very strong attack power, so it is quite suitable for you."

As a domineering boss, Ji Chengfeng always gives the best things to his little Taoist companions without hesitation.

However, the little Daoist didn't appreciate it, he was reluctant to let go of the blue sword, and grinned: "That's all, anyway, I'm not a sword repairer, and I haven't learned a few attacking sword techniques, so I don't count on it." The attack power effect is good, anyway, it’s a transportation, look, this sword is more attractive, once I input aura, it will glow! It’s blue! It’s beautiful!”

As he said that, Lin Ze held the sword in both hands, swung it twice violently, and tried to put on a mighty look with his chest out: "Also, does it look like the lightsaber in Star Wars!"

Ji Chengfeng: "..."

"Forget it, forget it, as long as you're happy." Seeing that Lin Ze had another second attack, Ji Chengfeng took a deep breath and surrendered.

"Okay, let's go downstairs now, I will teach you how to fly with the sword."

"Oh yeah!" Lin Ze held the sword and jumped onto Ji Chengfeng's back in excitement. Ji Chengfeng quickly reached out to support him, then shook his head helplessly and smiled, then put his hands on his back and walked down step by step. upstairs.

……

Generally speaking, although Yujian flying is very handsome, it is still quite difficult to operate. Firstly, the monks have to overcome the fear of heights, and secondly, various discomfort symptoms in the weightless state, such as dizziness, dizziness, and vomiting... etc.

But Lin Ze has already solved these problems through a semester of physical education, and the next step is to learn Yujian's sword tactics.

It took Ji Chengfeng half an hour to demonstrate and explain to Lin Ze in detail-acceleration sword tactics, deceleration sword tactics, and defense sword tactics.

Lin Ze's learning ability is still very strong. Under Ji Chengfeng's careful guidance, he quickly learned all the sword tactics. A piece of blue sword light.

Lin Ze smiled openly, and asked casually: "What is the effect of the defensive sword formula? Can it prevent the birds from the sky from bumping into it?"

Ji Chengfeng explained: "This defensive sword has two functions. On the one hand, it is to prevent bad weather, such as wind, rain, lightning, or heavy snow outside. On the other hand, it is to prevent human sight If we see it, or be detected by radar, it will be a big news, and the management department will come to fine us. As for other birds and planes in the sky, we must take the initiative to avoid them. If there is a collision, we will be responsible for everything If you are responsible, you may even be fined by the Cultivation Realm Management Department to give you a no-fly order."

Upon hearing the "no-flying order", Lin Ze immediately nodded humbly and carefully wrote down all Ji Chengfeng's teachings.

Ji Chengfeng was very satisfied with Lin Ze's attitude: "Okay, since you have learned everything, let's go to heaven!"