985 Xiuxian University

The morning of the second day was a divination class.

This is a purely theoretical course required by celestial masters. The whole school is famous for being boring. It can hypnotize a mammoth spirit within 5 minutes. According to the uncle in the security room, he has cured years of insomnia since he came to listen. The waist is no longer painful and the legs are not sore, which is very curative.

Moreover, the teacher of the divination class is not attractive to the students. The teacher is a gray-haired old lady with a double surname of Gongsun. It is said that she is the elder guest of Xingji Pavilion. Because she is very profound, her classmates affectionately call her "blind mother-in-law".

That's right, this elder Gongsun with a high level of cultivation is a blind man.

Once, a classmate who didn't know the truth cautiously asked Elder Gongsun, saying: "Grandma, your cultivation is so advanced, why do your eyes look like this?"

Grandma Gongsun leaned on her crutches, raised her head confidently, and replied, "Of course it's because Grandma's eyes are clear and beautiful. This filthy world is not worthy of it!"

……All right. -_-||

In short, when he first learned that the teacher of the divination class was blind——this sad news, Lin Ze was a little lucky at first, because does this mean that the divination class cannot be called by name, and everyone can skip class at will?

However, facts teach people.

When Lin Ze and Ji Chengfeng were sitting in the last row of the classroom, looking at the empty classroom, and thinking about it, they saw the "blind mother-in-law" pick up her chalk and start to draw six lines on the blackboard.

"Shua, Shua, Shua—" Within 5 minutes, the student numbers of all the students who skipped class were calculated.

Then, the blind mother-in-law sat back in front of the podium calmly, and wrote down the student numbers of these students on her list.

"Although my mother-in-law is old, she is blind."

The blind mother-in-law picked up the steaming teacup, took a sip of the tea, and said leisurely, "About the student numbers on the blackboard, do the students below have any objections? If so, raise it now. Of course, if someone comes out to replace the students who skipped classes, At that time, the crime will be aggravated, and both of them will fail."

"..." The audience was as quiet as a chicken.

Those students who held the idea of ​​"the first time in class, whether the teacher rolls the roll or not, I will come to explore the way" wrapped up their little sheets happily.

"It's fine if no one has any objections. I will continue to talk about the rules of our class. Since the divination class is very profound, and few people are proficient in the cultivation world, there is no final exam, just to let everyone know. Therefore, the class attendance is just It is particularly important, 10 points will be deducted for one class absence, and four times will directly fail the class, other than that, it doesn’t matter what you do in class, as long as you don’t make noise to disturb others.”

"Okay, let's not talk nonsense, let's talk about the names of the 64 hexagrams in the eight palaces first."

Then, many students in the audience listened to the "Qiangong gossip: "Qian" is the sky, Tianfeng "姤", Tianshan "Dun", heaven and earth "No", Fengdi "View"... Kangong gossip: "Kan" "is water, water Ze "Jie", water mine "Tun", water fire "Jiji", Zehuo "Leather"..."

Qi Qi fell into a dazed look, two dazed faces...all dazed faces.

After a while, a small commotion began to appear underneath. Finally, some students couldn't support themselves, fell asleep on the desks, and snored a little, probably because they were tired from cultivating immortals last night; Chatting; more students started to take out their mobile phones to browse Weibo, read novels... In short, few people listened carefully to the class.

Lin Ze, who was hiding in the last row, also began to whisper to Ji Chengfeng.

"Hey, what do you think is the monster in this supernatural video?" Lin Ze was finishing up last week's homework. Last time, he was interrupted by Patriotic and his thoughts, and his analysis report has not yet been finished.

Ji Chengfeng stopped swiping his phone, and glanced at his iPad lightly: "It should be a house ghost, one of the twelve most common types of ghosts."

"Oh?" Lin Ze bit the tip of the pen, but how to write the judgment statement?

"First of all, according to the video data, there are no supernatural events in this school during the day, but at night when the school is empty, there are strange noises and movements. House ghosts are just ghosts who like to appear in empty houses without people, and according to As a result, there were no major murders in this place. House ghosts usually do not hurt people, but they like to play tricks to make the place uneasy, such as staining the walls with dirt, causing dishes to be displaced or lost, and doors and windows to open by themselves...or It makes people stumble." Ji Chengfeng obviously knows this kind of incident very well, and it feels like he can analyze it from various angles.

After Lin Ze heard his words, Mao Sai suddenly understood, wrote quickly, and quickly completed an analysis report.

"Okay!" He put the cap on the fountain pen, happily finished the homework, and turned his head to ask Ji Chengfeng who was swiping his phone: "How is it? Have you found a good package?"

"No." Ji Chengfeng tilted his head and asked, "Do high-end skin care products have to have good packaging? Can't they be down-to-earth?"

"You ask me, how can I understand, you should ask Gui Qixu, he is the most particular about these things." Lin Ze shook his head, hesitantly said: "However, you are planning to sell a bottle of 100 spar , shouldn't be too down-to-earth..."

Ji Chengfeng was silent for a moment, and said: "Then use the glass bottle from the laboratory, it looks clean and fresh, and then it will be good to put a label on the outside."

"It's not impossible..." Lin Ze thought for a while, and felt that this idea was quite ingenious. At least this kind of packaging made people feel very "professional", like it was produced in some laboratory.

Lin Ze: "The glass bottles in this Taobao shop are pretty good."

Ji Chengfeng: "Which one?"

Lin Ze stretched out his finger, poked on Ji Chengfeng's mobile phone, and said, "Here, this one is still a crown-level seller."

"Then this one." Ji Chengfeng placed the order decisively.

……

After dealing with these miscellaneous affairs, Ji Chengfeng and Lin Ze started to take out their mobile phones and play games together.

They chose the silent mode of the game, so the blind mother-in-law who was lecturing in class could not notice their small movements at all.

But after a while, the atmosphere in the classroom gradually became uncomfortable, and the students in the audience burst out laughing one after another.

Lin Ze was still at a loss at first, but when he recovered from the game, he found the problem. It turned out that the teacher in the next classroom turned on the microphone to give lectures, causing the voice from there to be transmitted to this classroom, affecting I missed the blind mother-in-law's class.

Blind mother-in-law: "Everyone also needs to pay attention to the fact that the information of the six lines is very directional. Generally speaking, the information of recent events is strong, and the information of distant events is weak."

Next door: "I've never tasted rejection before... Great, you managed to get my attention!"

Blind mother-in-law: "The information on major events is strong, but the information on small events is weak."

Next door: "What did you do, I declare you, you annoying little goblin!"

Blind mother-in-law: "The information about the things you ask is strong, and the information about things you don't ask is weak."

Next door: "If you provoke the fire, you will be responsible for eliminating it!"

Blind mother-in-law: "The information of dynamic events is strong, and the information of static events is weak."

Next door: "My name is Zixuemeng Yanyan. R. Fenjia Qiangwei Xueyi. You can call me Your Royal Highness Xueer. I went to primary school at the age of 3 and junior high school at the age of 8. I completed all my studies at the age of 68 and am proficient in [-] languages." , My hair is curly when I'm happy, straight when I'm sad, cherry blossoms rain when I'm happy, roses rain when I'm sad..."

Blind mother-in-law: "Little bastards next door! If I don't show off my power, you will treat me as a sick cat!?"

The blind mother-in-law couldn't bear the torment of her ears by the weird remarks anymore, she slammed the table hard, picked up the pointer, and rushed out with old and strong steps, planning to fight the teacher next door for [-] rounds.

The whole classroom suddenly fell into deathly silence, and then burst into roars of laughter!

And what echoes the lively atmosphere here is that the class next door is still going on, and the classmates and the teacher also had internal strife. They seem to have quarreled, and the sound is so loud that even the Tianshi students in this classroom can hear it up.

"I asked you to extract and recite famous quotes and sentences from human classics. What have you all extracted! Get out of here and do your homework again!" This was obviously an angry growl from a teacher.

"Teacher, you are unreasonable. Which of these is not a famous saying? We have asked other human beings, and they all said that these sentences are familiar to them, and they are books they have read since childhood!"

"Fart! What I'm asking for are ancient and modern Chinese and foreign masterpieces. Do you understand the masterpieces? A Dream of Red Mansions, Journey to the West, Wuthering Heights, The Old Man and the Sea... No matter how bad it is, even if you memorized a hundred thousand, why would I accept it! What you copied is What?"

"Aren't masterpieces just famous works? I went to Penguin Bookstore, one of the largest literary websites in China, and I extracted them from the top three works on their rankings. All of them have over [-] million hits, so they are not considered masterpieces? Teacher, you It’s too much, do you just want to make things difficult for us! You are racially discriminatory!” Many students made dissatisfied voices.

"I'm making things difficult for you, I still want to beat you up, dare to talk back, what the hell, little bastard!" The teacher next door obviously went berserk.

"Ahhhhhh... the human teacher is fighting a monster, help! I want to report that someone has violated the regulations of the celestial master and the "Young Monster Protection Law"...!"

"pia ji!" The sound of a heavy object falling to the ground

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The students in the divination class started bustling and whispering to each other.

"What the hell is going on over there? It feels like there's going to be big news!"

"Hey, I don't know! What kind of class is there in the classroom over there?"

"Does anyone know what's going on next door?"

"..."

Lin Ze also pricked up his ears to listen to the corner. He and Ji Chengfeng happened to be sitting in the last row of the classroom, next to the back door.

Lin Ze couldn't help but poked Ji Chengfeng with his elbow: "Hey, Ji Chengfeng, you sit in the innermost seat, go and help me see, what happened over there?"

"That's right, that's right..." Many students in the class found that Ji Chengfeng was in a favorable position, and they all cast hinting and encouraging looks at him, asking him to open the door secretly and poke his head out to observe the situation.

Facing Lin Ze's expectant eyes, Ji Chengfeng couldn't bear to refuse, so he reluctantly said: "Okay, I'll go and see."

After a while, he came back and told Lin Zedao: "The teacher over there seems to be giving Chinese language and literature lessons to the young goblins, asking them to extract human classics, but those goblins seem to have developed an understanding of human literary classics." What misunderstanding?"

All the celestial masters showed suddenly enlightened expressions: "..."

"Oh, it's not good! There seems to be a fight there!" Suddenly a classmate in the front row exclaimed again, and said repeatedly: "It's not good, it's not good, our grandma Gongsun seems to have been beaten by goblins !"

"What!?" The students' eyes lit up immediately!

Everyone rushed out one after another, intending to watch the fun.

Fortunately, it was almost the end of get out of class time, and no one came to stop their behavior.