985 Xiuxian University

"Okay, okay..." Huo Pili couldn't bear Lin Ze's look of stupidity, he urged: "Get that cat out of the ice, don't freeze it any longer. It really froze the cat's disease."

"Oh oh..." Lin Ze put down the ice sculpture cat obediently. He just wanted to remove the freezing effect, but he was stunned again: "How do I remove the freezing effect?"

Ji Chengfeng sighed tiredly, and said, "However you release the cold current through the ice soul bead, you can take it back."

"Oh oh oh..." Lin Ze nodded when he heard the words, then stretched out his hand to stroke the ice, and sighed: "Master cat! Now I'm going to let you out, you have to be obedient, don't scratch my face again, if you agree, you Just blink?"

Lin Ze and the black currant who was sealed inside stared wide-eyed for a while, seeing the tourmaline-green cat pupils blinking, expressing submission.

Lin Ze nodded in satisfaction, pressed his hand on the ice, cleared his throat, and said, "The body is frozen, but the soul is still hot~!"

"..." Huo Pili and Ji Chengfeng watched the showman's performance quietly, but the ice cube didn't respond.

Lin Ze's face froze, and he urged the Ice Soul Orb to take back the cold air even more, and changed his line: "O ice cube that hides the dark power, I order you in the name of your master, the seal is released!"

"..." Ice Cube still didn't respond. This time, even the eyes of the cat inside became strange, and the green pupils were full of doubts.

"Seal, seal, release, remove!" Lin Ze shouted with all his strength!

……

The motionless ice completely froze the air at this moment.

The hair on Lin Ze's head curled up, and he looked around at Ji Chengfeng and Huo Pili. He was silent for a moment, then raised his hand and said, "Wait! I'll go to the kitchen now and get a basin of hot water!"

Huo Pili, Ji Chengfeng: "..." They have been eating melons for many years, and they have gained knowledge today!

Watching Lin Ze put down the ice sculpture cat, pull on the slippers, and rush towards the kitchen from the back.

"Hey..." Huo Pili sighed very tiredly, "Brother, sister-in-law is so naughty, how will you live in the future!"

Ji Chengfeng really wanted to go out and smoke a cigarette, so as to be calm and calm.

Huo Pili looked at his senior brother's face, and couldn't help but chuckled a few times, then he straightened his face and said: "But having said that, I was still thinking yesterday, zombies like bronze armored corpses, don't It is said that it is a monk in the Qi refining period, even some monks in the foundation establishment period, it is difficult to escape from its hands, how did my sister-in-law survive? Now, I have discovered the reason."

Ji Chengfeng: "What is the reason?"

Huo Pili thought for a while, and said: "I observed the battle between Lin Ze and Black Gallon, and found that he seems to have a very keen ability to predict danger..."

Ji Chengfeng thought of the Italian chandelier that was perfectly avoided by Lin Ze and only hit Huo Pili in the end, and agreed: "I have also discovered this, and I can train him more in this area in the future."

"However..." Ji Chengfeng looked at Huo Pili with sharp eyes, and said in a somewhat cold tone: "What I want to ask you is why your formation didn't trap the cat demon. The black currant just A just-becoming goblin, it doesn't even know how to change form, you're a real-life monk, can't you stop it?"

"I, I was wronged..." Huo Pili explained with a mournful face, "Because Black Gallon is just a young elf who doesn't even know how to change form, how can I make a move that is not light or heavy? , are the two lines with the most amazing attack power, I thought that a part of the power of the formation would be able to stun that cat demon, but who knew that this cat demon is so skinny!"

Ji Chengfeng shook his head disapprovingly: "You have to take into account that Black Currant is the son of a cat raised by Senior Su. He has eaten a lot of natural and earthly treasures over the years, and he has raised a body of copper skin and iron bones long ago. gone."

"So, for Lin Ze's safety." Ji Chengfeng glanced in the direction of the kitchen, and said calmly, "You should be more aggressive, even if you kill that cat monster, it's nothing."

Huo Pili glanced at his senior brother's face, fell silent for a moment, nodded and said, "I see."

Ji Chengfeng said coldly: "This is not an example."

After a brief conversation, the living room became quiet again. No one noticed that the ice sculpture cat on the floor had always been unscrupulous in its eyes... a rare trace of fear and shrinking appeared.

Obviously, the black currant, who has been domineering for many years, never expected that Ji Chengfeng and Huo Pili would dare to do anything serious to it, even without giving face to its owner!

"Okay...okay...the hot water is here!"

Lin Ze rushed into the living room with a large basin of steaming water, and said loudly, "I've already tested the temperature with my hand, it's 42 degrees, it's neither hot nor cold. Hurry up, put that cat in the water Come on, it's about to freeze to death..."

"You're freezing to death, but it won't freeze to death." Ji Chengfeng sneered rarely.

Even though they said so, Ji Chengfeng and Huo Pili were still very active in their actions. They helped carry the ice sculpture cat into the hot water basin with all their might.

"哗啦——" "哗啦——" the sound of water sounded.

Lin Ze kept scooping up water and pouring it on the head of the ice sculpture cat, just to make the ice melt faster.

While working, Huo Pili and Ji Chengfeng continued to chat.

Huo Pili: "Brother, what should we do with our decoration expenses?"

Ji Chengfeng: "The cat's debtor pays off, write down the accounts, we can't let us pay for it ourselves."

Huo Pili thought for a while, and said: "Grandma Su's stinginess is also well-known in the cultivation world. Do you think she will compensate us in full? This wall, this TV set, and this Italian chandelier, there is nothing worth hundreds of thousands. come down."

Ji Chengfeng paused, and then said: "It's okay, Grandma Su also raised cats as her sons. We have cats in our hands. If she doesn't pay, we will tear up the ticket. It's fine."

"哗啦——" there was a sound, and water splashed everywhere.

When Lin Ze was halfway scooping water, he saw the black currant shaking all over, directly shattering all the remaining ice, and then the whole cat jumped up and flew into Lin Ze's arms in a large shape.

"Ah!" Lin Ze was panicked at first, thinking that the cat was going to scratch him, so he fell to the ground in fright, and just wanted to call for help, but in the next second, he heard the cat let out a sound that could almost soften People's heart's "meow——" [The ending is drawn out charmingly~~]

Lin Ze stopped in surprise, lowered his head in a daze, and saw Black Currant staring at him with wide, wet eyes, two furry cat paws rubbed against his arm, and then decisively He lay down on the spot, and completed the undisciplined and cute movements of spreading his belly, shaking his body, wagging his tail~, etc. in one go.

"When, when did I...be so destined to be a cat?" Lin Ze was deeply shocked. Although there were a lot of doubts in his heart, he still stretched out his hand honestly towards the cat's belly.

Roll, roll, roll... Wow, it's so refreshing, it's crazy to rub your belly...(>^ω^<)

At this time, Huo Pili and Ji Chengfeng looked at this person and a cat with eyes that were beyond words.

Huo Pili took the towel and wiped his hands, and sighed: "It seems that this weekend is a waste of time, we probably have to wander around the furniture store."

Ji Chengfeng thought for a while, then reached out his hand and took out his mobile phone from his pocket: "Wait, I'll take a few photos for Granny Su first, by the way, do you still have the receipt for the Italian chandelier?"

Huo Pili thought about it for a while, then nodded affirmatively: "Of course we keep it, we have to enjoy the maintenance and cleaning service of their store every year!"

"Find it out for me, I'll take a photo to show Granny Su, so that she won't say we cheated on her." Ji Chengfeng said calmly.

"Okay! I'll find it right away." Huo Pili immediately jumped up from the spot and began to rummage through boxes and cabinets to find receipts.

"Hey, why is this kitten shivering... Is it too cold?" Lin Ze stroked the cat and found that it was actually shivering, with a few drops of crystal tears overflowing from the beautiful cat pupils. Distressed, I completely forgot how rampant it was before.

Ji Chengfeng glanced at it coldly, then coldly turned on the camera function, turned on the panorama, and held it forward: "Kacha—" "Kacha——"

With the sound of the shutter three times, the scene of the room, like a tornado passing through, was captured in the photo.

Then, Ji Chengfeng clicked on Granny Su's WeChat, and directly sent the photo. Of course, along with the photo, there was a long bill.

It's hard to imagine that Granny Su is also one of the few Jiexians in the cultivation world. When she sees the bill, she will be so angry that she can't control the spiritual power in her body, and attract Lei Jie in advance. .

"Hey... don't cry, don't cry." Lin Ze found helplessly that the British shorthair cat was crying even harder, and the whole cat's face was written with "wronged Baba", which looked like a live emoji. He really didn't know How to comfort.

"I, can I show you the video?" Lin Ze had an idea, thinking that after Kumi returned to his original form, his favorite pastime is watching movies.

As expected, Black Currant sobbed.

When Lin Ze saw that there was something going on, he quickly took the blanket and hugged it, then hurried to the table, cleaned up the broken glass on the table, and tried to open the laptop, "Wait a minute, let's watch the blue cat How about naughty three thousand questions? What about the black cat sheriff?"

"Eh? Don't even watch it?" Seeing the black currant hiding in the blanket, Lin Ze kept waving his paws at him, and said, "That's right, you are a foreign cat, so let's watch Disney animation, the English version, Cat Catch Xiaojie Ray's story."

Black Currant nodded in satisfaction, obediently waiting for Lin Ze to help it turn on the computer.

"..." After a while, Lin Ze tilted his head, reached out to pick up the laptop and patted it, and muttered strangely: "Hey, what's going on? Can't turn it on? I was halfway through the forum just now."

"Let me take a look... I'll take a look..." Huo Pili, who had just found the receipt for the Italian chandelier, heard Lin Ze's muttering, his ears moved, and he rushed over immediately.

He snatched the laptop from Lin Ze's hand, and then kept pressing the power button. As a result, the screen of the laptop was still black. Huo Pili was puzzled. He turned the laptop over again, and saw a big pits.

Everyone suddenly fell silent.

Lin Ze suddenly remembered that when the Italian chandelier fell down just now, he only cared about himself and ran away, completely forgetting that the laptop was still on the table.

After a long silence, Huo Pili turned his head and said to Ji Chengfeng: "Senior brother, add another one to the bill, a broken laptop, worth 8000."

Ji Chengfeng's wechat hand paused slightly, and then he let out an "um" from his nasal cavity, and started typing again.

Black currant: "..." QAQ.

"Hey, don't cry...don't cry..." Lin Ze looked down, and the British shorthair cat in his arms was about to die from crying again, and it was still sticking out its little paws on the broken laptop. Slapping, making a pathetic "meow" sound.

Seeing that it couldn't speak human words, Lin Ze read its mouth shape suspiciously. After some speculation, he found that the most likely thing the cat said at this moment was——

"I fucked your mother up a little Jerry!"

The author has something to say: Granny Su: "Go away! I don't have a prodigal son like you!"

The black currant felt aggrieved: "Meow! It was all done by the Italian chandelier!"