985 Xiuxian University
Chapter 100
""Qimen Dunjia" is an ancient Chinese book of magic and number, and it is also the first secret art among the three secret treasures of Qimen, Liuren, and Taiyi. It is called the highest level of forecasting in Huang-Lao Taoism. astrophysics."
On the podium, the gray-haired old monk was holding an ancient book and fiddling with a gossip plate with his left hand, citing scriptures and allusions, eloquently.
"Qi" refers to the three odd, namely B, C, and D, and "door" refers to the eight doors, namely "open, rest, life, injury, Du, scene, death, and surprise"...Qimen Dunjia is the primary school in modern society. The application is mainly forecasting, and the advanced application is resolution and operation research. "
Five minutes after he started his lecture, the students in the audience were already drowsy, or they were holding mobile phones under their desks, watching dramas, checking Weibo, playing games... it was a joy to fish.
Lin Ze also looked down at his phone, and suddenly a message popped up, which came from the group chat formed by Unkempt Ghost, Ji Chengfeng, and him.
Unkempt Ghost: "I've already taken care of the elevated cat!"
"Huh?" Lin Ze was taken aback, moved his finger to click on this WeChat, and then started typing, and the words being input appeared on the top of the phone screen.
Lin Ze: "So fast!? How did you solve it?"
At the same time, Ji Chengfeng also sent a WeChat message in the group.
Ji Chengfeng: "[Applause] [Applause] Is the horror novel that Lin Ze sent you a few days ago useful?"
The Puffy-headed Ghost immediately said: "It works! It's so useful! When I saw it, I was so scared that I couldn't sleep, let alone let them have a 3D surround experience in my dream! So to say evil, You humans are still vicious!"
Lin Ze: "???"
Ji Chengfeng: "You want to sleep too?"
Puffy-headed ghost: "No, you humans sleep at night and move during the day. We ghosts sleep during the day and move at night."
Puffy-headed ghost: "Look at [photo], my dark circles are so deep that I can pretend to be a panda spirit and go to the management department to receive a rare fairy subsidy!"
Lin Ze and Ji Chengfeng: "..."
Lin Ze and Ji Chengfeng whispered to each other: It really looks like blablabla...I didn't expect this kid to work so hard blablabla...
Lin Ze: "Then how did you deal with those cat abusers? Scared them so much that they would never dare to do such wicked things again?"
Unkempt ghost: "Wouldn't that be too cheap for them? They have a cat abuse group in the same city, and they often share some videos of cruelty to small animals. I let them dream that they become small animals every night, and then video by video After role-playing, they will feel pain, hahaha! And I also refer to the routines of horror novels to enrich the plot of the story and increase the fun and interactivity of the nightmare! In the end, they all turned themselves in to the police station for atonement , hee hee, that scene is very interesting..."
Lin Ze: "...it's amazing." From the black and white text sent by the disheveled ghost, he could feel how intensely excited he was immersed.
Puffy-headed ghost: "Actually, this incident also gave me some inspiration. If there are no animal abusers in the world, I can change careers and become a director. I think I have artistic talent... ..."
Ji Chengfeng interrupted the bald-headed ghost's ramblings: "Then how do the police station deal with these cat abusers?!"
Puffy-headed ghost: "Eh... verbally criticize education?"
Ji Chengfeng and Lin Ze: "...Is it over?"
Unkempt Ghost: "...Oh, they even blocked that cat abuse group!"
Ji Chengfeng and Lin Ze: "..." Nothing to say.
Puffy-headed ghost: "... so what else? China is one of the few countries in the world that does not have an "animal protection law", so the police have nothing to follow! But they said, they will definitely respond upwards! Fight for it! Introduce more severe punishment!"
Puffy-headed ghost: "Also, there are some journalists coming to cover and report, and everything will get better in the future! Otherwise, I'd be quite tired of staring at each one of them."
Lin Ze: "Report?"
Puffy-headed ghost: "Well, it's a hot search on Weibo, and I'll give you a link."
Lin Ze followed the link and saw that there were several reports on Weibo about this incident. Some called for the national legislation to protect small animals through the "elevated cat" incident, and some praised people who cared about saving cats.
One of the most commented reports stated that the rampant "elevated cat" incident in Haicheng has caused many car accidents, which can be called the shame of Haicheng, and the behavior of cruelty to animals has had an extremely bad impact on social order and morals. A large number of police forces and firefighting forces, only legislation can effectively prevent such incidents.
At the end of the article, it also uses real data to illustrate that people who have experienced animal cruelty will often embark on a more dangerous path of crime, such as theft, robbery, and even murder. I hope everyone will pay enough attention to it.
This article is very objective, fair, and well-founded, but Lin Ze held his mobile phone and looked at the various comments below, but he didn't feel a little bit of joy in his heart, but even more depressed.
"Heh, I'm really full. If I have the skills to save cats, why don't I help people in impoverished mountainous areas."
"What kind of non-governmental rescue organization is simply a group of neuropathy with hoarding disorder."
"That kind of wild cats and dogs should be killed. Foreign countries also deal with stray animals on a regular basis. Everyone does this."
"Is saving stray cats when the police are on duty considered unresponsive? Has the taxpayer supported you and given you this right? I hope you don't abuse love and ignore the place where love should be used!"
"..."
Ji Chengfeng obviously also saw these comments, he turned his head to look at Lin Ze and said softly: "Don't be angry, there are a lot of sensational keyboard warriors on Weibo."
Lin Ze took a deep breath and nodded: "I know, there are already many people scolding them."
Since this article was released by a big media, it has attracted everyone's attention.
In addition, there are small media reports that these cat abusers turned themselves in because of supernatural events at home, but no one believes this kind of statement.
After a while, Lin Ze saw that the Haicheng police also responded to the comments, saying that they were saving the cats on the elevated road not only with love, but also to ensure the safety of other vehicles!
In addition, the Haicheng police announced that they will strengthen the rectification of "elevated breakdowns" in the future, use video to check for "throwing cats" vehicles, and dispatch traffic police on duty to patrol the roads where cat corpses often appear. If the situation is serious, you can quickly dial "110" to call the police, and report the license plate and location.
"That's how it should be done!" Lin Ze gave them a thumbs up without hesitation.
……
It seemed that he couldn't see that the students were all bow-headed people. The white-haired old man held a gossip plate in his hand and slapped it twice on the podium, making a lot of noise.
"bang bang bang-"
The white-haired old man said coldly: "Sitting down there, all of them lowered their heads and giggled at their own crotch, what are you doing! I don't even need to go down to know which one of you is playing with your mobile phone."
"That boy in the white sweater, I'm talking about you, stand up and answer my question!"
Lin Ze was trembling all over. Looking around, he found that other students were looking at him. He swallowed, stood up tremblingly, and put his mobile phone behind his back, "Teacher... you, what are you asking?" ah?"
The white-haired old man glanced at the textbook, squinted his eyes and asked, "B, C, and D are the three most powerful assistants around the leader. B is a civil servant, what is his name? C is a military officer, what is his name? D is in charge of logistics. Guaranteed supply, what is it called?"
"Eh..." Lin Ze's forehead was sweating, and Ji Chengfeng hurriedly sent a voice transmission to tell him the correct answer.
"Ri Qi, Yue Qi, Xing Qi!"
"Huh?" The white-haired old man glanced at him quite unexpectedly, but he was mistaken?
"What are Wu, Ji, Geng, Xin, Ren, and Gui called?" the white-haired old man continued to ask.
With Ji Chengfeng's help, Lin Ze was naturally confident: "Liuyi!"
The white-haired old man nodded slightly, letting him go, "The foundation is good, but you can't be too slack in class!"
Then, the white-haired old man continued to hold the book in his right hand, walked around the podium, and started class, talking about some incomprehensible things.
But with the example of him asking people to ask questions just now, everyone didn't dare to play too arrogantly in the audience anymore. They all raised their heads and looked at the blackboard, pretending to be listening to the class attentively.
... After another 20 minutes, the bell rang for the end of get out of class,
"Goodbye, classmates!" "Goodbye, teacher!"
After saying goodbye, there was the sound of turning over tables, chairs and benches. The students packed their bags and prepared to leave.
Unexpectedly, the figure of the dean of academic affairs suddenly appeared at the door of the classroom. It was a middle-aged greasy man with natural curly hair.
"Students, wait a moment. I am issuing a notice on behalf of the school. Due to various reasons, the school is temporarily closed. When will the class resume, we will notify you later!"
With that said, the Director of Academic Affairs handed the notice to the students sitting in the front row, "You help the teacher to distribute this notice."
Then, he continued to stand on the podium and said solemnly: "The school has received news that there have been frequent disappearances of monks in the cultivation world recently, and it is suspected that there are evil cultivator organizations. Therefore, during this period, you'd better stay at home obediently and don't go out. Walking around indiscriminately, causing trouble, you know?"
Some students yelled: "Then we have to accept the experience task!"
The Director of Academic Affairs immediately sternly said: "All the training tasks of the Management Department of the Cultivation World have been cancelled, what tasks are you taking! When the Management Department finishes handling these matters, then what do you want to do!"
"Okay, that's it!"
The students looked at each other in blank dismay, some of the students who knew the inside story were all secretive and worried, and some students who didn't know the truth started to ask around.
There was finally a tense atmosphere in the whole school.
On the podium, the gray-haired old monk was holding an ancient book and fiddling with a gossip plate with his left hand, citing scriptures and allusions, eloquently.
"Qi" refers to the three odd, namely B, C, and D, and "door" refers to the eight doors, namely "open, rest, life, injury, Du, scene, death, and surprise"...Qimen Dunjia is the primary school in modern society. The application is mainly forecasting, and the advanced application is resolution and operation research. "
Five minutes after he started his lecture, the students in the audience were already drowsy, or they were holding mobile phones under their desks, watching dramas, checking Weibo, playing games... it was a joy to fish.
Lin Ze also looked down at his phone, and suddenly a message popped up, which came from the group chat formed by Unkempt Ghost, Ji Chengfeng, and him.
Unkempt Ghost: "I've already taken care of the elevated cat!"
"Huh?" Lin Ze was taken aback, moved his finger to click on this WeChat, and then started typing, and the words being input appeared on the top of the phone screen.
Lin Ze: "So fast!? How did you solve it?"
At the same time, Ji Chengfeng also sent a WeChat message in the group.
Ji Chengfeng: "[Applause] [Applause] Is the horror novel that Lin Ze sent you a few days ago useful?"
The Puffy-headed Ghost immediately said: "It works! It's so useful! When I saw it, I was so scared that I couldn't sleep, let alone let them have a 3D surround experience in my dream! So to say evil, You humans are still vicious!"
Lin Ze: "???"
Ji Chengfeng: "You want to sleep too?"
Puffy-headed ghost: "No, you humans sleep at night and move during the day. We ghosts sleep during the day and move at night."
Puffy-headed ghost: "Look at [photo], my dark circles are so deep that I can pretend to be a panda spirit and go to the management department to receive a rare fairy subsidy!"
Lin Ze and Ji Chengfeng: "..."
Lin Ze and Ji Chengfeng whispered to each other: It really looks like blablabla...I didn't expect this kid to work so hard blablabla...
Lin Ze: "Then how did you deal with those cat abusers? Scared them so much that they would never dare to do such wicked things again?"
Unkempt ghost: "Wouldn't that be too cheap for them? They have a cat abuse group in the same city, and they often share some videos of cruelty to small animals. I let them dream that they become small animals every night, and then video by video After role-playing, they will feel pain, hahaha! And I also refer to the routines of horror novels to enrich the plot of the story and increase the fun and interactivity of the nightmare! In the end, they all turned themselves in to the police station for atonement , hee hee, that scene is very interesting..."
Lin Ze: "...it's amazing." From the black and white text sent by the disheveled ghost, he could feel how intensely excited he was immersed.
Puffy-headed ghost: "Actually, this incident also gave me some inspiration. If there are no animal abusers in the world, I can change careers and become a director. I think I have artistic talent... ..."
Ji Chengfeng interrupted the bald-headed ghost's ramblings: "Then how do the police station deal with these cat abusers?!"
Puffy-headed ghost: "Eh... verbally criticize education?"
Ji Chengfeng and Lin Ze: "...Is it over?"
Unkempt Ghost: "...Oh, they even blocked that cat abuse group!"
Ji Chengfeng and Lin Ze: "..." Nothing to say.
Puffy-headed ghost: "... so what else? China is one of the few countries in the world that does not have an "animal protection law", so the police have nothing to follow! But they said, they will definitely respond upwards! Fight for it! Introduce more severe punishment!"
Puffy-headed ghost: "Also, there are some journalists coming to cover and report, and everything will get better in the future! Otherwise, I'd be quite tired of staring at each one of them."
Lin Ze: "Report?"
Puffy-headed ghost: "Well, it's a hot search on Weibo, and I'll give you a link."
Lin Ze followed the link and saw that there were several reports on Weibo about this incident. Some called for the national legislation to protect small animals through the "elevated cat" incident, and some praised people who cared about saving cats.
One of the most commented reports stated that the rampant "elevated cat" incident in Haicheng has caused many car accidents, which can be called the shame of Haicheng, and the behavior of cruelty to animals has had an extremely bad impact on social order and morals. A large number of police forces and firefighting forces, only legislation can effectively prevent such incidents.
At the end of the article, it also uses real data to illustrate that people who have experienced animal cruelty will often embark on a more dangerous path of crime, such as theft, robbery, and even murder. I hope everyone will pay enough attention to it.
This article is very objective, fair, and well-founded, but Lin Ze held his mobile phone and looked at the various comments below, but he didn't feel a little bit of joy in his heart, but even more depressed.
"Heh, I'm really full. If I have the skills to save cats, why don't I help people in impoverished mountainous areas."
"What kind of non-governmental rescue organization is simply a group of neuropathy with hoarding disorder."
"That kind of wild cats and dogs should be killed. Foreign countries also deal with stray animals on a regular basis. Everyone does this."
"Is saving stray cats when the police are on duty considered unresponsive? Has the taxpayer supported you and given you this right? I hope you don't abuse love and ignore the place where love should be used!"
"..."
Ji Chengfeng obviously also saw these comments, he turned his head to look at Lin Ze and said softly: "Don't be angry, there are a lot of sensational keyboard warriors on Weibo."
Lin Ze took a deep breath and nodded: "I know, there are already many people scolding them."
Since this article was released by a big media, it has attracted everyone's attention.
In addition, there are small media reports that these cat abusers turned themselves in because of supernatural events at home, but no one believes this kind of statement.
After a while, Lin Ze saw that the Haicheng police also responded to the comments, saying that they were saving the cats on the elevated road not only with love, but also to ensure the safety of other vehicles!
In addition, the Haicheng police announced that they will strengthen the rectification of "elevated breakdowns" in the future, use video to check for "throwing cats" vehicles, and dispatch traffic police on duty to patrol the roads where cat corpses often appear. If the situation is serious, you can quickly dial "110" to call the police, and report the license plate and location.
"That's how it should be done!" Lin Ze gave them a thumbs up without hesitation.
……
It seemed that he couldn't see that the students were all bow-headed people. The white-haired old man held a gossip plate in his hand and slapped it twice on the podium, making a lot of noise.
"bang bang bang-"
The white-haired old man said coldly: "Sitting down there, all of them lowered their heads and giggled at their own crotch, what are you doing! I don't even need to go down to know which one of you is playing with your mobile phone."
"That boy in the white sweater, I'm talking about you, stand up and answer my question!"
Lin Ze was trembling all over. Looking around, he found that other students were looking at him. He swallowed, stood up tremblingly, and put his mobile phone behind his back, "Teacher... you, what are you asking?" ah?"
The white-haired old man glanced at the textbook, squinted his eyes and asked, "B, C, and D are the three most powerful assistants around the leader. B is a civil servant, what is his name? C is a military officer, what is his name? D is in charge of logistics. Guaranteed supply, what is it called?"
"Eh..." Lin Ze's forehead was sweating, and Ji Chengfeng hurriedly sent a voice transmission to tell him the correct answer.
"Ri Qi, Yue Qi, Xing Qi!"
"Huh?" The white-haired old man glanced at him quite unexpectedly, but he was mistaken?
"What are Wu, Ji, Geng, Xin, Ren, and Gui called?" the white-haired old man continued to ask.
With Ji Chengfeng's help, Lin Ze was naturally confident: "Liuyi!"
The white-haired old man nodded slightly, letting him go, "The foundation is good, but you can't be too slack in class!"
Then, the white-haired old man continued to hold the book in his right hand, walked around the podium, and started class, talking about some incomprehensible things.
But with the example of him asking people to ask questions just now, everyone didn't dare to play too arrogantly in the audience anymore. They all raised their heads and looked at the blackboard, pretending to be listening to the class attentively.
... After another 20 minutes, the bell rang for the end of get out of class,
"Goodbye, classmates!" "Goodbye, teacher!"
After saying goodbye, there was the sound of turning over tables, chairs and benches. The students packed their bags and prepared to leave.
Unexpectedly, the figure of the dean of academic affairs suddenly appeared at the door of the classroom. It was a middle-aged greasy man with natural curly hair.
"Students, wait a moment. I am issuing a notice on behalf of the school. Due to various reasons, the school is temporarily closed. When will the class resume, we will notify you later!"
With that said, the Director of Academic Affairs handed the notice to the students sitting in the front row, "You help the teacher to distribute this notice."
Then, he continued to stand on the podium and said solemnly: "The school has received news that there have been frequent disappearances of monks in the cultivation world recently, and it is suspected that there are evil cultivator organizations. Therefore, during this period, you'd better stay at home obediently and don't go out. Walking around indiscriminately, causing trouble, you know?"
Some students yelled: "Then we have to accept the experience task!"
The Director of Academic Affairs immediately sternly said: "All the training tasks of the Management Department of the Cultivation World have been cancelled, what tasks are you taking! When the Management Department finishes handling these matters, then what do you want to do!"
"Okay, that's it!"
The students looked at each other in blank dismay, some of the students who knew the inside story were all secretive and worried, and some students who didn't know the truth started to ask around.
There was finally a tense atmosphere in the whole school.
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