Then there is no more

The director of "Family with Cute Cats" was surnamed Fang. Director Fang was full of sincerity and brought all the scripts.

Song Chunxiang was a little apprehensive, she had never dealt with such a person as a director, so she didn't know what to say for a while.Suddenly she had an idea, handed the script to Da Huang, and said, "Huang, are you willing to make a movie? Just meow if you want to, and don't if you don't."

Director Fang: "..."

Although he really wanted to invite Da Huang to be the protagonist, he didn't really expect Da Huang to make the decision!

The twins explained to Rhubarb that they would be able to see Rhubarb on TV after filming the movie (Rhubarb was very frightened, it worked hard for the family, they even wanted to turn it off on TV) , that one said that rhubarb would gain more fans after making the movie (rhubarb was thinking with his head down, do you want to eat fans tonight, that kind of food is really embarrassing for cats, it's hard to eat it in your mouth)... so chicken After talking with the duck for a while, Director Fang asked rather tangled: "Is Mr. Huang's IQ so high? He can understand everything?"

"Our family is very democratic. No matter whether Rhubarb can understand or not, we have to talk to it carefully." Song Chunxiang pretended to be coercive.

When everyone was talking around Rhubarb, Bian Jingyu and Shen Yi jumped onto the coffee table and quickly flipped through the script.Director Fang noticed their behavior, but he only thought they were rummaging, and didn't think they could understand.Director Fang even thought in his heart that even if the script was torn up by a cat, it would be fine, since he still has the electronic draft in his computer anyway. The plot of "A Cute Cat at Home" is very simple, a witty cat and a confused shit-shoveler. The shit-shoveler is a single boy who has a crush on his goddess neighbor. The main line of the story is the confused shit-shoveler and the witty yellow cat. With the help of the goddess, he chased after the goddess.

Bian Jingyu and Shen Yi looked at each other.

That night, they hacked into the director's computer, got the electronic draft of the script, and then created on the original basis.A week later, the new script came out.Still a witty cat and a confused shit-shoveling officer, one day the shit-shoveling officer took the cat to watch a meteor shower, and the cat spit out people's words.Anyway, this is a cartoon world, and it is not surprising that cats can talk.The cat complained to himself, if I am destined to master a foreign language, why should I learn the useless human language? I want microwave oven language and natural gas stove language more, and I can order them to cook delicious food for me!

Because the shit shovel officer was too confused, he fell on the ground while working in a restaurant, which triggered a series of funny chain reactions, and finally caused a bad guy to break his leg.The villain hangs his legs in the hospital and shouts angrily, I will make that kid pay the price!In this way, the shit-shoveling officer became a test question for new members of the liar group without his knowledge. Whoever can cheat money out of him will pass the test.As for this shit-shoveling officer, if he is really cheated into a pauper, then he can only admit that he is unlucky, who made him offend the bad guys.

The subsequent plot is two parallel lines. On the surface, the shit shovel officer pursues the goddess, and in private, the liar uses various methods to defraud money.

Rhubarb not only wants to help the shit-shoveling officer pursue the goddess, but also exposes the scammer's conspiracy unintentionally or intentionally, and guards the shit-shoveling officer's property!

For example, there is a team of scammers who defraud money with special electronic technology. They sent a message to the shit shovel officer through a fake base station, saying: "Congratulations on becoming a lucky viewer of a certain program. The program team rewards you with an Apple computer. Please Log in to a certain website to get it." Shit Shovel Officer happened to be a loyal viewer of this show, and he did vote for the show by text message, so he believed it.When he was about to log in to the website set up by the scammer, his mobile phone was snatched by Dahuang. Dahuang glanced at the text message and said disgustedly: "I don't want a computer, I want canned cat food!" Then, it deleted the text message.

The shit shoveler didn't remember the website, seeing that Da Huang deleted the text message, he had to forgive Da Huang first, and then call the real program group.The real program group said that we have not held similar activities, and there is no lucky draw. The text message you received should be sent by a scammer.

It was still the liar team, and sent a text message to the shit shovel officer again, saying: "Da Mao, I am Xiao Liu, I was arrested for prostitution, and now I borrowed someone else's mobile phone to send you text messages, you should quickly transfer money to this account, Anyway, let me pay the fine, don't disturb my wife." Xiao Liu is a child of the shit-shoveling officer.Because the excrement shoveler was taking a shower, Da Huang saw the text message, and Da Huang forwarded the text message to Xiao Liu's wife.When the shit shoveler finished his shower and was wiping his hair, Xiao Liu called and complained to the shit shoveler, "Is there anyone like you as a friend who forged my prostitution information and sent it to my wife? I almost died under my wife's iron fist!"

Shit Shovel Officer: "Wait, what are you talking about, I don't have one, you are talking nonsense!"

The liar team continued their efforts and used QQ to defraud the shit-shoveling officer. They pretended to be the goddess of the shit-shoveling officer, and not only intercepted the voice of the goddess, but also intercepted the goddess' previous video clips.So, for the shit shoveler, it was his goddess who personally asked him to borrow money in the video.He must borrow it!But Rhubarb has become vigilant at this moment, and said to the goddess in the video: "You put your paw... oh, I mean the left hand, put your left hand up and put it on your cheek, and meow like a cat. The same, meow—" Saying that, Rhubarb made a typical action.

The liar used the goddess's previous video clips, how could this new action be done!

When the shit shoveler and the goddess went on a date together, they received another call from a liar.The liar said: "Hello, I am so-and-so customs, you have been involved in a smuggling case, please log on to such-and-such website... otherwise we will arrest you immediately." Rhubarb yawned boredly and looked up. Look at the street sign and say: "I am now on the public chair under the building of such and such on such and such street on such and such road, you all come and arrest me!"

fraud:"……"

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In the final ending, the shit shovel officer (with the help of Da Huang) successfully hugged his sweetheart, and he (with the help of Da Huang) was not cheated out of money even once.The liar group is about to collapse!They were banging their heads against the wall when the police broke in and caught the crooks.

Mao sent the revised script to the relevant departments.

Relevant departments: "..."

Well, Mao's identity as a rhubarb fan has been confirmed.Such a ruthless technical tycoon actually writes the script for Rhubarb himself!Moreover, who said that Mao cannot understand the world?Look at what he wrote in this script. As a script, it is a well-deserved good script. The film produced will definitely be popular, and a cat like Rhubarb who is witty and cute will definitely attract fans!On this basis, after the movie is released, as long as the clips of Rhubarb's wise fighting against liars are cut together, it will be a very good anti-fraud promotional film.

You must know that the electronic scam involved in the script is a new type of scam that has emerged in the past two years, and many people are fooled every year.

The relevant departments quietly gave the green light, and after Rhubarb finished filming the film, he could go to the national TV station to shoot an anti-fraud public welfare film!

The relevant department sent the new script to Director Fang, silently elevating the importance of rhubarb to another level.Here, Director Fang finally got through Rhubarb's ideological work.When Rhubarb went to film, he brought his twins as assistants, and the twins brought Xiaobai and Xiaohe with them.Fortunately, this is summer vacation, and it will not delay the twins from going to class.When the filming really started, the twins, as the masters of Rhubarb, wanted to help Rhubarb mobilize his emotions.

For example, there is a scene that requires Rhubarb to be very angry, but Rhubarb has a good temper in most cases, and a cat like him who loves children and shovels shit can't get angry at all.The twins asked people to prepare some food for Xiaobai and Xiaohei. When Xiaobai and Xiaohei were eating, the twins directed the staff of the two crews to go forward and snatch the food away.Seeing this scene, Rhubarb blew up angrily.

Director Fang seized the opportunity to take pictures of the angry Rhubarb.Except for the two staff who were in charge of robbing food, they had to face Rhubarb's cold eyes from now on, the whole shooting process can be said to be very smooth!The staff was particularly wronged, he is really not a bad person, he also wants to masturbate!

Director Fang got the attention from above and specially rented a nanny car for Da Huang.Da Huang led Xiao Bai and Xiao Hei to eat salmon and cat rice in a high-end restaurant every day, while the twins ate ten yuan lunch box like other crew members.The twins didn't dislike the box lunch, anyway, as long as they can fill their stomachs, An An quietly said to Lele: "Rhubarb is really amazing, you can live a luxurious life with your skills."

"It not only lives a luxurious life with its ability, but also makes Xiaobai Xiaohei live a rich second-generation life with its ability." Lele said.

An An said with emotion: "Then I have to work hard! I also want to use my ability to let my nephew and niece live the lives of the rich second generation!"

Lele froze for a moment before realizing that An An's nephew and niece are his son and daughter.Lele said: "stop, stop, stop, you only need to be responsible for your son and daughter. Of course my son and daughter depend on me!" Only then did An An realize that Lele didn't seem to know his sexuality yet.

An An hooked Lele's neck and said, "Which one of our brothers is with whom? Isn't your child my child?"

Lele took a piece of braised pork from An An's bowl with sharp eyes and hands, and said, "That's all right, your meat will be mine."

Although Rhubarb is very smart and can understand some simple words, he can't understand more complicated words, so the shooting progress is not very fast.But even so, Director Fang was satisfied.He praised Rhubarb more than once, what a genius this cat is!An'an and Lele looked at Dao Fang who was circling around Da Huang, and thought of the dean in the elementary school, saying, "The girlish heart of a middle-aged man is really scary!"

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When "Family with Cute Cats" was released, the teaching director led the whole family to watch it first, and then watched it again and again.

Before the movie started, the teaching director said to the stranger sitting next to him very reservedly: "The leading actor in this movie is my former colleague."

"That's wonderful!" said the stranger.

After the movie started, Rhubarb took the lead, and the dean said, "My colleague! My colleague!"

The stranger said in amazement: "I can't tell. I thought you were a teacher or a clerk, but you actually work in a circus?"