Then there is no more

After entering the second grade, the twins will sign up for interest classes.

Originally, the last class they had to attend every day was homework sorting class, which was for the children to study by themselves.Now this class has become an interest class.Due to the limited number of teachers and equipment in Shuangqi Primary School, although there are many interest classes, there are no piano lessons or guzheng lessons. There are only table tennis lessons, basketball lessons, football lessons, handicraft lessons, and painting lessons. , Writing classes, etc. do not require high equipment.

Lele originally wanted to sign up for a handicraft class.He doesn't like running and jumping, he just likes to sit there quietly.

As a result, all the handicraft classes were girls, except for Lele, no other boys signed up.The students at the moment have a very strong sense of gender. Lele was embarrassed to stay with so many girls, so she had to buy a racket and follow her brother to attend table tennis lessons.

Sometimes, when Song Chunxiang was alone, she couldn't help muttering to herself: "No matter how you look at it, Lele is quieter. If there is a child who was cast in the wrong womb, it should be Lele. It turns out that An An is the one who likes boys." An An was really active and mischievous.

When Shen Yi and Bian Jingyu knew that the twins had a table tennis class every day before school, they were moved.

They are already consciously exercising, and such a good opportunity must not be missed.From this day on, they report to school on time every day and take interest classes with the twins.Shen Yi jumped onto the billiard table. He was a cat and couldn't catch the racket, but it didn't matter, he could touch the ball all over his body.When the twins hit the ball, he either slapped the ball back with his hands, or pushed the ball back with his head, which can be said to be quite powerful.

No one would tell a cat that you can't touch a ping pong ball with your body, it's against the rules.

The children couldn't care less about practicing ping-pong, and they all gathered around the table, watching the scene where the cat was fighting the twins, exclaiming in surprise.It was the twins' math teacher, a young male teacher, who taught the children how to play table tennis.There is no way, there are too many interest classes in the school, and there are not enough physical education teachers, so I have to ask the math teacher who usually likes to play table tennis to come on top.The math teacher watched it a few times, and said itchy: "Song An, Song Le, is this your cat? It's so smart! The teacher wants to have a game with them, can you?"

"Yes!" An An happily agreed.

An An went off and replaced with a math teacher.Before the game started, Xiaobai jumped onto the table and touched noses with Xiaohei.

"They are husband and wife!" A child suddenly realized.

An An shook her head: "No, they are brothers!"

"You lie, brothers can't kiss, only husband and wife can kiss!"

An An grabbed Lele, first rubbed the tip of Lele's nose with her own nose, and then said: "There is no kiss, just nose rubbing. Look, Lele and I are brothers, and we also rub noses!" An An, a second grader Still not enlightened at all, this child doesn't understand love at all, only understands brotherhood.

Lele rubbed her nose in disgust and said, "Your nose is covered with sweat!"

When playing with the beginner An An before, he couldn't show Xiao Hei's superb skills, but now playing with the math teacher, Xiao Hei abuses people freely.You come and go with me on both sides, and then the math teacher loses.The math teacher said unconvinced: "Come again, I don't believe I can't win."

Xiaobai meowed at Xiaohei.Xiao Hei jumped off the table and gave up his seat to Xiao Bai.

Then, the math teacher lost again in Xiaobai's hands.

The teachers and students who are taking interest classes in the classroom have not heard any movement yet, but those who are taking interest classes outdoors, such as those students in football and basketball classes, they have all heard the movement, and they all gathered around. Here comes the table tennis table.The teachers also came over. Seeing that the math teacher had lost, a physical education teacher couldn't help but smiled and said, "Wang Shuiling, can you do it! Why don't you come down and let me go!"

Then, the physical education teacher fell into the hands of Xiaobai and Xiaohei again.

The couple once conquered the Western Fantasy Continent, led the creatures to climb to the peak of technology, conquered the ancient continent, fought with beasts wrapped in animal skins, conquered the starry sky, regained lost land from the Zerg, conquered the ocean, Legendary adventures on the sea... They have been well-deserved kings more than once, even if they have become cats now, they are still well-deserved kings!They conquered Shuangqi Primary School with their strength!

The lower grade students looked at Xiaobai and Xiaohe with admiration.The senior student said: "These two cats are really smart!"

"Of course they are smart! They are children of Rhubarb!" An An said.

Everyone suddenly realized that it turned out to be the child of Teacher Rhubarb, no wonder he was so smart.They all thought that Xiao Bai and Xiao Hei were Rhubarb's own children, even the twins and Song Chunxiang thought so, otherwise why would Rhubarb take so much pains to raise the two little ones?However, a tabby yellow cat can give birth to a white cat without variegation and a black cat without variegation. The genetic laws of nature are amazing!

Genetic law: I am not, I do not, you are talking nonsense.

Teacher Da Huang is very popular in the school.Everyone loves rhubarb, so Ai Wu and Wu Di also love Xiao Bai and Xiao Hei.

In this way, Xiaobai and Xiaohei became regulars in the table tennis interest class.Every day, humans who claim to be very good at the game come to challenge them.But those humans all lost!In a few days, Rhubarb also took table tennis lessons with them, and he also likes to practice on the table.I saw it frantically shaking its buttocks, fixed its eyes on the ping pong ball flying in the air, and then swooped suddenly, pressing the ping pong ball under its stomach!

Perfect!Grab it!Another point for rhubarb!

Da Huang meowed at Xiao Bai and Xiao Hei.Have you seen it, like me, hold the prey firmly and let them lose their mobility, this is a good cat!Look at you, what are you doing, the prey is flying around in the air, and you can't even catch them!

Da Huang looked at Xiao Bai and Xiao Hei with a deep hatred for iron.

Shen Yi: "..."

Bian Jingyu: "..."

The ping-pong ball that was pressed by Rhubarb is Rhubarb's trophy, and it will not be returned to the students easily.Everyone had to find the twins, and the twins talked to Rhubarb, and Rhubarb walked away as if giving alms, and the twins quickly picked up the ball and returned it to the students.

Rhubarb is still very good to the twins, after all, he is his own shit-shoveling officer!

Da Huang squatted aside, watching Xiao Bai play ping-pong with the math teacher, Xiao Hei and the physical education teacher.The more you look at it, the more anxious the cat feels.

Dad didn't know what was going on in his little head.It took Xiaobai and Xiaohe to the dean's office, and then rubbed around the dean's trouser legs.The dean was so happy that he almost fainted.Rhubarb meowed twice.The dean nodded and said, "Okay, I'll open the can for you right now." There is a small locker in the office, which hides the dean's ulterior secret - canned cat food!

The teaching director first opened a can for Rhubarb, and was about to open it for Xiaobai and Xiaohei, when the very kind-hearted Rhubarb pushed the can in front of Xiaobai and Xiaohei.Rhubarb’s psychological activities are roughly like this: the child is too useless, and he will definitely be hungry in the future. It happens that I have a stable foraging point, and I can get food as long as I bark twice. Give it to the helpless children!

The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility.Rhubarb bears the burden of the family!

Shen Yi and Bian Jingyu were very moved and rubbed against Rhubarb a lot.But they don't like to eat canned food, even if it is imported in original packaging.They usually eat human food.They prevented the teaching director from opening a new can, and the opened can was eaten by rhubarb himself.

A few days later, Rhubarb temporarily took over a new job and went to be the mascot at the wedding.

The bride is a young female teacher in the school. She originally wanted to invite Xiaobai and Xiaohei to be mascots, because Xiaobai and Xiaohe could just form a couple, and the wedding would be a couple.But the mother of the bride disagrees. The old man has superstitious thoughts and thinks that black cats are unlucky. How can unlucky things appear at the wedding?As a result, Xiao Hei lost an opportunity to make money, so he could only squat at home and continue to eat his old age.

Rhubarb's mission is simple.When the master of ceremonies said to exchange rings, Rhubarb just walked up to the couple with the ring box in his mouth and handed the ring box to the couple.The bride said that Rhubarb was smart, but her family and the groom's family didn't believe it, but before the wedding, everyone trained Rhubarb a little bit, and Rhubarb was able to complete her task excellently.The groom's family members were stunned, and the bride felt inexplicably proud!

On the day of the wedding, Rhubarb is very professional, not only responsible for delivering rings, but also helping the bride and groom welcome guests at the door!

It has a small red bow tie around its neck, which looks very cute.

The wedding company provides wedding follow-up service.This warm scene was recorded by video recorder.

This wedding was made less tacky by a cat.After the wedding, the bride who was in a good mood specially wrapped a red envelope for Rhubarb, which is regarded as service fee.Because it was a happy event, the bride was not stingy, and gave a red envelope of six hundred, which meant Liuliu Dashun and auspiciousness.

Rhubarb is making money again!

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Excerpts from Song Le’s diary (typos corrected):

My mother said that Rhubarb has made money again by his own ability.Rhubarb is great.

I want to study hard, and when I grow up, I want to be like Da Huang, become a useful person, earn a lot of money, buy things for my mother, buy things for Xiaobai Xiaohei, and buy things for Dahuang.However, rhubarb may not need me to raise it. I think it will become richer and richer in the future.

I don't want to buy anything for An An, because he bullied me again today.He broke a climate bottle I made.

An excerpt from Song An’s diary (typo has been corrected):

My mother said that Rhubarb has made money again by his own ability.It is a very promising cat.

As early as when it was found on the ground that a dime could squat on the money without moving, I knew it was powerful.No, earlier, as early as the first time I saw him, I knew that he was going to be a rich cat in the future, because he was yellow, which was the color of gold.

I love rhubarb so much.Teacher, do you know?I think rhubarb farts are the smell of money!