Then there is no more
Chapter 356
Students have channels for students, which parents and teachers don't know about, so that all kinds of jingles and interesting gossip can be spread to the whole school in a short period of time.This happened to the two cats in the Anle stationery store. It seemed that all the girls in the school knew about it in an instant.
The business in the store suddenly improved a lot.
Anyway, the items in the stationery store are similar, the stationery is of the same brand, and the snacks are also of the same style. Which store do you buy it from?There are cats in Anle Stationery Store!Every day after school, many girls gather around the door of the store, watching the couple while chatting.
Song Chunxiang turned around and thought about it, and then bought some hair ropes, flowers, small hairpins and so on, and sold them in the store.But the crispy noodles and car models (very rough models, not exquisite, but not expensive, affordable for elementary school students) that boys like to collect green forest hero cards did not enter.She knew in her heart that there were so many businesses in the world, and there was never enough money to be made. She had already started the business for girls, and if she also started the business for boys, would the shopkeepers next to her have any ideas?She is a foreigner with two children, so she should keep a low profile.
There are not many shops in front of the school.With Shen Yi and Bian Jingyu's help for a month, Song Chunxiang's store has a regular source of customers.The two of them don't have to squat at the door to solicit business.The couple sometimes hang out with Rhubarb.Rhubarb also has a territory, although the territory is not large.
Rhubarb is very playful, or in other words, cats are very playful.But as an "old father", Rhubarb is still reliable.It wholeheartedly wants to teach the couple how to find food, which is related to whether the kittens can live independently in the future.Foraging includes three aspects. One is self-hunting, that is, trying to catch bugs and birds to eat.On the one hand, it is to go to the trash can to dig through the food, and the resources there are very rich for stray cats and dogs.Another aspect is to ask humans for food. This is easy to say, but difficult to say, because human beings are both good and bad.
The couple admire Rhubarb very much, but both refuse to learn such a skill.They don't want to catch cockroaches, and they don't want to dig through the trash can!
When going out, Rhubarb occasionally couldn't help wanting to smell the couple's buttocks.This kind of movement, which seems slightly abnormal to humans, is a very common way of greeting cats.Because there is an anal gland in the cat's buttocks, which can emit a certain smell. The cat can identify the identity of the other party through this smell, and can also know the physical condition of the other party from the smell, whether it is healthy, whether it is in heat, and so on.
The couple clearly knew this point of knowledge, but they couldn't do it if they were asked to smell each other's butts with Rhubarb!
So every time Rhubarb tried to smell his butt, the couple would lower their tails and grin at Rhubarb.Every time Rhubarb raised its tail and took the initiative to smell its butt for the couple, the couple would run away immediately, keeping away from Rhubarb.
Over time, Rhubarb became confused.
Why don't you smell my ass!Why!
Why don't you smell my ass!Why!
Rhubarb ran out of the house and smelled the buttocks of more than a dozen wild cats in a row, and his mind cleared up a little.
Rhubarb finally realized that it had indeed raised two very strange cubs, which were different from other cubs.
When Rhubarb was training the couple, the couple also consciously trained Rhubarb.They put a drop of spiritual milk on Rhubarb's nose, Rhubarb stuck out his tongue and licked it, and it ate the spiritual milk into his stomach.After all, this is a very gentle medicine, so rhubarb can't immediately gain the IQ of an eight or nine-year-old child, nor can it become infinitely powerful, but its IQ is indeed improving, and its physical fitness is also constantly improving.
The couple began to train Rhubarb to use the toilet.
It took a little bit of time, and it was true that Rhubarb was trained. Rhubarb can not only go to the toilet, but also press the flush button.But every time it solves its physiological problems, it still can't control its instinct to bury its excrement and urine, so it has to pretend to bury it above the toilet for a long time.
Rhubarb was particularly aggrieved, although he didn't know what he was aggrieved about.
One morning, when Song Chunxiang got up early and was brushing her teeth, Da Huang pushed open the door of the bathroom and swaggered in.Then, Song Chunxiang watched as Rhubarb lifted the toilet seat—the washer was prepared for women to go to the toilet. Not to mention, the act of lifting the washer by Rhubarb alone was more moral than many human men—and jumped onto the toilet. After urinating into the toilet, the whole cat shook, jumped onto the water tank behind the toilet, and pressed the flush button hard.During the process of flushing, Rhubarb made a gesture of burying excrement against the toilet.
Song Chunxiang was so surprised that she even forgot to spit out the toothpaste froth in her mouth.
Song Chunxiang said to her sons: "An'an, Lele, our cat can use the toilet!"
"Yes!" An'an and Lele were not surprised at all.People can use flush toilets, and of course cats can too!
The child's calmness made Song Chunxiang feel like she had made a fuss.I heard that some people in foreign countries have cats and dogs that can do arithmetic problems. The dogs raised by the police can catch bad guys and search for drugs. Their cats can use flush toilets. It seems that there is nothing special... right?
From this day on, Song Chunxiang began to consciously observe the three cats at home.She had a big heart at first, thinking that as long as there was a lot of food for the three cats, she didn't have to worry about anything else.Therefore, she didn't know that the two kittens in the family had never used the litter box, but had always used the flush toilet.She didn't know that since the store's business stabilized, the two kittens stopped making money and instead supervised her sons' homework.
An An and Le Le look so similar that they are almost indistinguishable from each other, but they have completely opposite personalities.
Lele is a very passive person. He is used to listening to others. If you let him make his own decisions, he will be at a loss.Therefore, he can sit there quietly and do his homework, and he will not stop until he finishes.Such a child is a good child in the hearts of teachers and parents, but it would be even better if he could be more cheerful.An An, on the other hand, took out his homework book and put it on the table, and played with the eraser for 10 minutes. When Lele was half done, An An wrote a few words, and then he couldn't sit still anymore, wishing he could run away immediately Go out and have fun with your classmates who live nearby.
How can An An complete her homework well?How can I let Lele go out with her brother to play with her classmates after finishing her homework?
The method is actually very simple, just hit a stick and then give a red date, and slowly the child will develop a good habit.
It is impossible to fight for real, it is just a metaphor.
An An quickly noticed that the cats at home ignored him, but the cats were very friendly.Especially when Lele finished her homework, Xiaobai and Xiaohei meowed a few times, and Dahuang would happily throw herself into Lele's arms, and Dahuang would touch Lele's belly.An An was envious, but if he wanted to touch Rhubarb's belly, Xiao Hei would stop him, and Xiao Bai would grab his homework and put it in his hand.
After a few times, An An understood that if he didn't do his homework, Mao Mao wouldn't like him.
Isn't it just homework?Then write it!
An An picked up the pen and began to write on the paper.In fact, there are not many homework in the first grade. They are all about reading the text to the parents, copying new words and so on.When copying the new characters, An An came so fast, the handwriting was not neat at all, and then Xiao Hei pushed the eraser over.
Ann: "!!!"
Xiao Hei patted the eraser resolutely, erased and rewritten!
By the end of the week, Lele is the one under the supervision of the cats.Da Huang bit Lele's trouser leg and pulled him out.An An is very popular among boys. As his younger brother, although Lele is a bit introverted, as long as he follows his elder brother closely, he will not be bullied.
In autumn, the school organizes the autumn sports meeting.Both An'an and Lele have competitions.An An ran fast, and Lele skipped rope well.Two people each took a gold medal.Song Chunxiang was so happy that she purposely built a small glass cabinet and put the gold medal in it solemnly.
After the sports meeting is the midterm exam.
After the midterm exam is the parent meeting.Song Chunxiang deliberately found a new dress to wear on her body.
The head teacher is an amiable middle-aged female teacher. She praised every student in the class. Even the most naughty student in the class is not serious in class. The head teacher also said to his parents: "This child Very helpful and loved by his classmates.”
When talking about An An and Lele, the head teacher said: "The twins are very independent. They are the most reassuring children in the class. They have done their homework very well." This is distributed to parents.Although the homework for the first grade is simple, you can tell at a glance whether the child has written carefully.The teacher in charge said: "Parents can see from the homework of these two children that the reason why they can take the double hundred exam is because they are steady and steady. Although the first grade courses are simple, the foundation must be laid well!"
All the parents nodded.
The teacher in charge asked Song Chunxiang to speak on stage: "Mothers of An'an and Lele, can you share your experience with us so that the parents here can learn from it?" How do you help your children with their homework at home?"
Some parents smiled and said: "Yes, this mother, please teach us! Two days ago, I asked my daughter to do homework. After 10 minutes, she told me that she was tired and wanted to watch TV for a while. I thought about it, should I finish my homework in 10 minutes? I walked over and saw, hey, I didn’t write a word. I dare say she is not 'tired from doing', but 'tired from sitting'! Sit down! Tell me, why doesn't this kid like to do homework?"
No matter which era, parents do not care about their children's studies.The quality of An An and Lele's homework was so good that Song Chunxiang was pushed onto the podium by the parents.Song Chunxiang became more and more nervous.As a businessman, she shouldn't be so nervous, but she doesn't have much knowledge, and she always thinks that people who can teach are amazing, and she always feels that the podium is too sacred, and she feels that she can't bear it!
"I, I didn't do anything. I mainly raised three cats. My cats have been watching my children's homework!" Song Chunxiang said.
The business in the store suddenly improved a lot.
Anyway, the items in the stationery store are similar, the stationery is of the same brand, and the snacks are also of the same style. Which store do you buy it from?There are cats in Anle Stationery Store!Every day after school, many girls gather around the door of the store, watching the couple while chatting.
Song Chunxiang turned around and thought about it, and then bought some hair ropes, flowers, small hairpins and so on, and sold them in the store.But the crispy noodles and car models (very rough models, not exquisite, but not expensive, affordable for elementary school students) that boys like to collect green forest hero cards did not enter.She knew in her heart that there were so many businesses in the world, and there was never enough money to be made. She had already started the business for girls, and if she also started the business for boys, would the shopkeepers next to her have any ideas?She is a foreigner with two children, so she should keep a low profile.
There are not many shops in front of the school.With Shen Yi and Bian Jingyu's help for a month, Song Chunxiang's store has a regular source of customers.The two of them don't have to squat at the door to solicit business.The couple sometimes hang out with Rhubarb.Rhubarb also has a territory, although the territory is not large.
Rhubarb is very playful, or in other words, cats are very playful.But as an "old father", Rhubarb is still reliable.It wholeheartedly wants to teach the couple how to find food, which is related to whether the kittens can live independently in the future.Foraging includes three aspects. One is self-hunting, that is, trying to catch bugs and birds to eat.On the one hand, it is to go to the trash can to dig through the food, and the resources there are very rich for stray cats and dogs.Another aspect is to ask humans for food. This is easy to say, but difficult to say, because human beings are both good and bad.
The couple admire Rhubarb very much, but both refuse to learn such a skill.They don't want to catch cockroaches, and they don't want to dig through the trash can!
When going out, Rhubarb occasionally couldn't help wanting to smell the couple's buttocks.This kind of movement, which seems slightly abnormal to humans, is a very common way of greeting cats.Because there is an anal gland in the cat's buttocks, which can emit a certain smell. The cat can identify the identity of the other party through this smell, and can also know the physical condition of the other party from the smell, whether it is healthy, whether it is in heat, and so on.
The couple clearly knew this point of knowledge, but they couldn't do it if they were asked to smell each other's butts with Rhubarb!
So every time Rhubarb tried to smell his butt, the couple would lower their tails and grin at Rhubarb.Every time Rhubarb raised its tail and took the initiative to smell its butt for the couple, the couple would run away immediately, keeping away from Rhubarb.
Over time, Rhubarb became confused.
Why don't you smell my ass!Why!
Why don't you smell my ass!Why!
Rhubarb ran out of the house and smelled the buttocks of more than a dozen wild cats in a row, and his mind cleared up a little.
Rhubarb finally realized that it had indeed raised two very strange cubs, which were different from other cubs.
When Rhubarb was training the couple, the couple also consciously trained Rhubarb.They put a drop of spiritual milk on Rhubarb's nose, Rhubarb stuck out his tongue and licked it, and it ate the spiritual milk into his stomach.After all, this is a very gentle medicine, so rhubarb can't immediately gain the IQ of an eight or nine-year-old child, nor can it become infinitely powerful, but its IQ is indeed improving, and its physical fitness is also constantly improving.
The couple began to train Rhubarb to use the toilet.
It took a little bit of time, and it was true that Rhubarb was trained. Rhubarb can not only go to the toilet, but also press the flush button.But every time it solves its physiological problems, it still can't control its instinct to bury its excrement and urine, so it has to pretend to bury it above the toilet for a long time.
Rhubarb was particularly aggrieved, although he didn't know what he was aggrieved about.
One morning, when Song Chunxiang got up early and was brushing her teeth, Da Huang pushed open the door of the bathroom and swaggered in.Then, Song Chunxiang watched as Rhubarb lifted the toilet seat—the washer was prepared for women to go to the toilet. Not to mention, the act of lifting the washer by Rhubarb alone was more moral than many human men—and jumped onto the toilet. After urinating into the toilet, the whole cat shook, jumped onto the water tank behind the toilet, and pressed the flush button hard.During the process of flushing, Rhubarb made a gesture of burying excrement against the toilet.
Song Chunxiang was so surprised that she even forgot to spit out the toothpaste froth in her mouth.
Song Chunxiang said to her sons: "An'an, Lele, our cat can use the toilet!"
"Yes!" An'an and Lele were not surprised at all.People can use flush toilets, and of course cats can too!
The child's calmness made Song Chunxiang feel like she had made a fuss.I heard that some people in foreign countries have cats and dogs that can do arithmetic problems. The dogs raised by the police can catch bad guys and search for drugs. Their cats can use flush toilets. It seems that there is nothing special... right?
From this day on, Song Chunxiang began to consciously observe the three cats at home.She had a big heart at first, thinking that as long as there was a lot of food for the three cats, she didn't have to worry about anything else.Therefore, she didn't know that the two kittens in the family had never used the litter box, but had always used the flush toilet.She didn't know that since the store's business stabilized, the two kittens stopped making money and instead supervised her sons' homework.
An An and Le Le look so similar that they are almost indistinguishable from each other, but they have completely opposite personalities.
Lele is a very passive person. He is used to listening to others. If you let him make his own decisions, he will be at a loss.Therefore, he can sit there quietly and do his homework, and he will not stop until he finishes.Such a child is a good child in the hearts of teachers and parents, but it would be even better if he could be more cheerful.An An, on the other hand, took out his homework book and put it on the table, and played with the eraser for 10 minutes. When Lele was half done, An An wrote a few words, and then he couldn't sit still anymore, wishing he could run away immediately Go out and have fun with your classmates who live nearby.
How can An An complete her homework well?How can I let Lele go out with her brother to play with her classmates after finishing her homework?
The method is actually very simple, just hit a stick and then give a red date, and slowly the child will develop a good habit.
It is impossible to fight for real, it is just a metaphor.
An An quickly noticed that the cats at home ignored him, but the cats were very friendly.Especially when Lele finished her homework, Xiaobai and Xiaohei meowed a few times, and Dahuang would happily throw herself into Lele's arms, and Dahuang would touch Lele's belly.An An was envious, but if he wanted to touch Rhubarb's belly, Xiao Hei would stop him, and Xiao Bai would grab his homework and put it in his hand.
After a few times, An An understood that if he didn't do his homework, Mao Mao wouldn't like him.
Isn't it just homework?Then write it!
An An picked up the pen and began to write on the paper.In fact, there are not many homework in the first grade. They are all about reading the text to the parents, copying new words and so on.When copying the new characters, An An came so fast, the handwriting was not neat at all, and then Xiao Hei pushed the eraser over.
Ann: "!!!"
Xiao Hei patted the eraser resolutely, erased and rewritten!
By the end of the week, Lele is the one under the supervision of the cats.Da Huang bit Lele's trouser leg and pulled him out.An An is very popular among boys. As his younger brother, although Lele is a bit introverted, as long as he follows his elder brother closely, he will not be bullied.
In autumn, the school organizes the autumn sports meeting.Both An'an and Lele have competitions.An An ran fast, and Lele skipped rope well.Two people each took a gold medal.Song Chunxiang was so happy that she purposely built a small glass cabinet and put the gold medal in it solemnly.
After the sports meeting is the midterm exam.
After the midterm exam is the parent meeting.Song Chunxiang deliberately found a new dress to wear on her body.
The head teacher is an amiable middle-aged female teacher. She praised every student in the class. Even the most naughty student in the class is not serious in class. The head teacher also said to his parents: "This child Very helpful and loved by his classmates.”
When talking about An An and Lele, the head teacher said: "The twins are very independent. They are the most reassuring children in the class. They have done their homework very well." This is distributed to parents.Although the homework for the first grade is simple, you can tell at a glance whether the child has written carefully.The teacher in charge said: "Parents can see from the homework of these two children that the reason why they can take the double hundred exam is because they are steady and steady. Although the first grade courses are simple, the foundation must be laid well!"
All the parents nodded.
The teacher in charge asked Song Chunxiang to speak on stage: "Mothers of An'an and Lele, can you share your experience with us so that the parents here can learn from it?" How do you help your children with their homework at home?"
Some parents smiled and said: "Yes, this mother, please teach us! Two days ago, I asked my daughter to do homework. After 10 minutes, she told me that she was tired and wanted to watch TV for a while. I thought about it, should I finish my homework in 10 minutes? I walked over and saw, hey, I didn’t write a word. I dare say she is not 'tired from doing', but 'tired from sitting'! Sit down! Tell me, why doesn't this kid like to do homework?"
No matter which era, parents do not care about their children's studies.The quality of An An and Lele's homework was so good that Song Chunxiang was pushed onto the podium by the parents.Song Chunxiang became more and more nervous.As a businessman, she shouldn't be so nervous, but she doesn't have much knowledge, and she always thinks that people who can teach are amazing, and she always feels that the podium is too sacred, and she feels that she can't bear it!
"I, I didn't do anything. I mainly raised three cats. My cats have been watching my children's homework!" Song Chunxiang said.
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