The cloud forest is huge, and the elves only live in a small area in the center.

Although the cloud forest is protected by a huge magic circle, out of caution, the elves will still form patrol teams in groups of ten to patrol the border every day.Because some elves are proficient in wind magic, and wind can bring a lot of information, a group of ten people is enough.

After Ms. Sally returned from the border, she first went to the temple to report the news.

It is said that a certain human principality and another human principality fought not long ago.Although mankind has won the ultimate victory in the battle of faith, the war has not gone away from this continent.Because, the fighting among humans is still going on.The Goddess of Discord never lacks followers.

However, human affairs have nothing to do with the elves, as long as they don't hit the elves with bad ideas.

After leaving the temple, Ms. Sally went home alone.

Oh, she misses her big baby Mr. Fry.

Well, by the way, I also miss my little baby.

Ms. Sally and Mr. Fry kissed each other's cheeks in front of Bian Jingyu.Then, Ms. Sally looked at the little baby who only existed incidentally in the posture of being hugged by Mr. Frye, and asked: "Little bird, mother heard that you drove the elders crazy? Hahaha !"

In order to satisfy Ms. Sally's curiosity, Bian Jingyu briefly explained the Achilles paradox to her parents.

As soon as Ms. Sally heard the beginning, she interrupted Bian Jingyu and said: "This is impossible! Since he is a warrior, he must be the most powerful person in his family. How could he be only ten times faster than the tortoise?" What about times? Such a warrior is too useless! He deserves to be unable to catch up with the tortoise!"

Bian Jingyu said: "Mom, this is just a hypothesis, just a precondition. We can assume anything, assuming that the warrior is a thousand times faster than the tortoise, assuming that the warrior is ten times faster than the tortoise, even assuming that the warrior is slower than the tortoise, only the tortoise One-tenth of . . . it doesn't matter."

"No, I think it's important. No warrior would be that slow," Ms. Sally said.

Mr. Fry said in passing: "Hey, Daddy's little bird, listen to your mother! This is indeed a loophole."

Bian Jingyu: "..."

"Silent Beautiful Diamond" decided to surrender to the "evil forces" and said obediently: "Okay, let's start again... Suppose the speed of the warrior is 1000 times that of the tortoise, and the tortoise is 10000 meters ahead of the warrior..." It's just replacing a few numbers and basically has no effect.

Ms. Sally said in shock: "The tortoise ran [-] meters first? It's not fair! It's so unfair!" She took the opportunity to teach her little birds and said seriously: "Little birds, although the speed of the tortoise It’s very slow, and it’s definitely not as good as the warriors. If you want to run a race, the tortoise will definitely lose. But this is no reason for the tortoise to cheat. It doesn’t have to be compared to the warriors. Since you choose to race, you must follow the principles of fairness and justice. "

"...Mom, you're right, and I agree with you. But the point of our story is not about fair play."

Mr. Fry no longer knew what his son was talking about, and praised: "Little bird, your mother is so beautiful in maintaining the rules."

"Oh, really?" Ms. Sally immediately withdrew her attention from her son and looked at her beloved husband.

The husband and wife looked at each other, and Mr. Fry wished to swear to God, and said, "Of course it is true, my Sally!"

Bian Jingyu: "..."

Beautiful Diamond, who is essentially a restrained oriental, could never get used to the Western expression of his parents, so he had to keep silent.

Fortunately, Mr. Frye barely remembered the existence of his son in his remaining sanity.He was not the kind of person who would bend around the corner, and he firmly believed that no matter what he said, his wife would not feel offended, so he directly asked his son's concerns, and said, "Honey, why don't elves eat meat?"

Ms. Sally froze for a moment and said, "Let's eat..."

Bian Jingyu: "???"

Since elves eat meat, why is there never meat on the table at home?

Ms. Sally hadn't had time to change her clothes when she got home. She was wearing the same outfit she had worn when she went on patrol.When she heard her husband ask this question, she thought her husband was hungry, so she untied the small cloth bag from her waist, handed it to Mr. Frye, and said, "Here, silver rabbit jerky, your favorite. I've already eaten it."

Bian Jingyu: "!!!"

What is "your favorite food"?Ms. Sally and Mr. Fry had already eaten meat behind his back?

Facing the eyes of his little bird who thought he had been betrayed, Mr. Frye untied the cloth bag in a daze, and took out a gray-white strip of meat from it.With a relaxed smile on his face, he explained to his son: "Oh, so this is silver rabbit meat, no wonder I can taste some meat every time I eat it... I always thought it was some kind of dried fruit. You Look, this really doesn't look like jerky." He handed the jerky to Bian Jingyu.

Bian Jingyu: "..."

Indeed, the dried silver rabbit really doesn't look like jerky, but this is not the reason for Ms. Sally and Mr. Fry to eat meat behind his back!

Mr. Fry quickly stuffed a bag of silver rabbit meat into Bian Jingyu's arms, so as not to materialize the resentment emanating from Bian Jingyu.Ms. Sally disapproved: "Little birds are not old enough to eat meat. I didn't eat meat for the first time until I was old enough to train in archery!"

It turns out that the elves do not often eat meat, and meaty food occupies a very small part of their diet.

But they really don't eat meat at all!

Members of the patrol team will catch some prey after they are far away from the settlement. They are used to handling the prey on the spot, and then bring the clean dried meat back to the settlement.And this is all for hygiene reasons.There will be a bloody smell when processing prey, discarded internal organs will attract scavengers, and there will be a strong smoky smell when making jerky... How could the clean elves do these things in the settlement!

Therefore, there is almost no fresh meat on their table, at most they just throw the dried meat into the water to cook some broth.

It can be seen that the elves' cleanliness is really hopeless.

They are hopeless!

After all, even delicious meat has to give way to their cleanliness.

Ms. Sally will prepare jerky for Mr. Frye, but never for Bian Jingyu. It's not that she is partial.Well, well, she is indeed a bit biased, but she will definitely not not love her children.In fact, most elves think that eating meat is not a good thing, it can only satisfy their appetite and cannot bring any benefits to the body, but how could they give bad things to elves?The elves eat the best and tenderest vegetables, and they also eat monster eggs that match their own magical talents. Such eggs can be exchanged for countless gold coins in human cities.

Knowing that Bian Jingyu wanted to eat meat, Ms. Sally was worried that meat would be bad for Bian Jingyu's health, so she didn't dare to let him eat jerky directly. She planned to make some broth first at night so that Bian Jingyu could drink some soup to adapt Down.Bian Jingyu cried (and didn't): "I can do it! I want to eat meat!"

In short, the problem of eating meat is solved in this way.

Before going to bed, Mr. Frye came to his son's tree house and said good night to Bian Jingyu.This time without his wife's interruption, he lowered his voice, bumped head to head with his son, and finally understood the Achilles paradox.It turned out that he had been thinking about this matter all the time.While fascinated by Zeno’s paradox, he said to his son: “Actually, mother is very smart, but everyone has something that they are better at, care about, and want to pursue.”

"Listen to your mother, you know?" said Mr. Fry.

Bian Jingyu nodded obediently.

After Mr. Fry left, Ms. Sally also sneaked into her son's tree house.Ms. Sally tucked the quilt up for her son and said, "Dear little bird, although everyone says your father is very smart, your mother thinks he is a fool. He will never know how many socks he has." , I don’t know how many ways there are mashed potatoes. He certainly didn’t eat jerky behind your back. Little bird, Dad loves you very much.”

"Don't steal Dad's snacks just because Dad loves you, you know?" Ms. Sally said.

Bian Jingyu nodded obediently.

The cloud forest under the night sky has a mysterious beauty.If the Chenxi Continent is compared to a person, then the Cloud Forest is a jewel on its forehead and the most beautiful ornament on its body.Today is another day full of dog food.Bian Jingyu fell asleep with longing for Shen Yi.

All things are the unity of opposites.

Where there is life, there is death.

Where there is light, there is darkness.

Where there is creation, there is destruction.

Life lives under the sky, while the undead are imprisoned in the abyss.

The devil is the embodiment of the abyss.Trolls are the antithesis of dragons, and like dragons, they can block the sky and the sun when transformed into prototypes.But the dragon represents the light in the light and is the guardian of the light order, while the troll is the darkness in the darkness and the spokesperson of the darkness.Shadow fiends are the antithesis of dwarves, and like dwarves, they have the dexterity of their fingers to make puppets.But most of the dwarves are not good-looking, but the shadow fiend is extremely beautiful.A succubus is the antithesis of an elf.

Succubus is what other races call succubi.The succubus itself does not recognize the name.

They call themselves the Jolan tribe.Before the battle of faith broke out, the ancient creatures were proficient in the language of God.In the language of God, Yoram means "valued by God, supported by God, and exalted by God".The succubus dared to use this name, and from a certain point of view, it really lived up to the name.They are beautiful in appearance, born with the ability to charm, and can easily be liked by others.They have pointed ears like elves, but they don't have the loyalty of elves.

Shen Yi is a half-succubus, with half Yoran's blood on her body.

The little succubus lives alone in a palace made of black and deep purple dragonglass.Mother?Oh, and his mother was just an insignificant passer-by in his father's life.Father?Oh, the succubus who fears the chaos of the world thinks that there are too few undead in the territory. He recently went to the human world and is said to have provoked a war between the two duchies.Succubus pursue hedonism, they have no compassion.

There is no sunlight in the abyss, plants cannot grow, and resources are extremely scarce.

Therefore, succubi are extreme carnivores, served with bread and strong wine.

Shen Yi almost vomited after eating bread!Under his guidance, his personal butler, a skeleton knight named Tom, managed to make the buns.Then, Shen Yi almost vomited after eating meat buns!He said to Tom sincerely, "Jerry, don't you have any other recipes?"

A good butler can attend to any needs of the host.

Tom adjusted the menu and put brand new food in front of the host.

Shen Yi opened the dinner plate with anticipation.Four big buns!He looked at the butler silently.

Tom said reservedly and politely: "Master, this is not an ordinary bun. I have developed a brand new filling."

Shen Yi was a little excited.Is this a stuffed bun?He has always been a person with strong self-control, and he never thought that he would live a life where he couldn't help drooling just thinking about vegetables.He picked up the bun in awe and took a big bite.

Hey, there is no stuffing.

Shen Yi looked at Tom, who still smiled reservedly.Shen Yi understood, it must be because the amount of vegetables is very small, so the stuffing is very small.He can bite into the stuffing with two more bites!So he took another big bite.Because he was in a hurry to eat, he had to drink a saliva so as not to choke to death.

Shen Yi didn't see stuffing until the whole bun was eaten.He wondered if the stuffing was as big as a pinhole.

Seeing that the owner had finished eating, Tom said proudly: "Look, brand new food, stuffed buns!"

Shen Yi: "..."

Facing Shen Yi's terrifying gaze, Tom was silent for a moment, and took the initiative to dismantle himself into a pile of scattered bones.

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