AWM: PUBG

, promised everything, alas...

Weibo episode #awm【PUBG Mobile】#

For the All-Star Game, there are eight spots in the China Division.

In accordance with the international tradition, the players who go to the All-Star Game are no longer restricted to the team, but the star players are voted by netizens, and the teams will be formed according to the situation in the later stage.

He Xiaoxu was dumbfounded: "We have been preparing for so long, why do we only have eight places?"

Lai Hua didn't raise his head and said: "It's already quite a lot, don't you look at Japan and South Korea..."

He Xiaoxu counted with his fingers and frowned: "So many teams, so many star players... What if our team can't all go?"

The buddhist boy Lao Kai made himself a cup of tea, and he comforted He Xiaoxu in turn, "Don't worry, I didn't expect to have my business."

Simba followed Kuang and nodded: "I didn't expect that either. I told my fans, don't waste votes on me, go vote for Yangshen and Nana."

He Xiaoxu did the math, but still felt unsteady, "I don't know what happened recently, Hualuo's popularity has soared, his vote count can't be lowered, Zhou Feng and Tsunami's popularity has always been very high, Yehuo and Jiutong have been live broadcasting all day recently, attracting fans Quite a lot..."

The HOG men will never admit defeat in the matter of tearing up the quota. He Xiaoxu and Lanhua set a new rule: before the voting of the All-Star Game ends, each team member needs to broadcast a live broadcast for no less than four hours a day.

Yu Yang, who was in the solo queue while eating, took off his earphones and frowned: "What is the live broadcast? I've already spent enough time this month."

He Xiaoxu hates iron but steel: "What are you broadcasting? It sells badly! Every year when it comes to the All-Star Game, these people start to play dirty tricks, how can they solicit votes, come and go! Please please your girlfriend fans!"

Yu Yang: "..."

Yu Yang put on his earphones and resumed solo queue. After finishing a round, he sent a message to a substitute in the game.

HOG-Youth: Captain, how to solicit votes?

HOG-Drunk: Don't know.

HOG-Youth: I... I thought you had experience.

HOG-Drunk: I really haven't, I haven't pulled it, I don't know, and I don't understand why I am the number one vote every time.

HOG-Youth: ...

HOG-Drunk: But it's not difficult to pull it for you, give me a kiss, and I'll teach you.

Yu Yang glanced around uncomfortably, leaned back slightly, and looked helplessly at Qi Zui who was sitting next to him in the plane.

Qi Zui took off his earphones and smiled, "Do you want to learn or not? Yang Shen... Don't be too confident, no matter how popular you are, you are still a newcomer, and you may not be able to compete with those old dogs for eight spots. We can't go to the game together."

Qi Zui took Yu Yang's careful thinking seriously, and said deliberately: "I can only form a team with Zhou Feng Hualuo and them."

Yu Yang had no choice but to bite the bullet——

"Did something happen just now?" He Xiaoxu suddenly raised his head from a pile of rule items, and looked at Qi Zui vigilantly, "Why do I feel that something flashed past you, what's wrong?"

Qi drunkenly touched the left side of his face, but ignored He Xiaoxu.

Qi Zui typing——

HOG-Drunk: Don't worry, I've arranged for you.

HOG-Youth: ...Thank you Captain.

HOG-Drunk: No thanks, I'm in solo queue.

After Qi Zui replied, he stopped talking, Yu Yang took a deep breath, and waited until his blushing stopped before starting the live broadcast as He Xiaoxu said.

Qi Zui didn't go to the solo queue at all, he opened Yu Yang's live broadcast room, seized the time, and sent Yu Yang another message before he entered the game.

Yu Yang adjusted the camera, and clicked on the message——

[HOG-Drunk: Hey, why are your lips so soft? 】

The barrage in the live broadcast room exploded instantly.

Yu Yang: "..."

Yu Yang quickly raised his hand to cover the camera, his face, neck and arms were all red.

Yu Yang turned his head to look at Qi Zui, and mouthed with difficulty: Captain...

Qi Zui smiled sullenly, "Stop making teasing, let's talk about Yangshenguan live broadcast again."

There was another frenzied wave of swiping in the live broadcast room.

Yu Yang completely broke down and turned off the microphone.

Two days later, the voting activity officially started, and several teams began to show their talents.

Zhou Feng was not good at words. He didn't know whether he was forced by the team manager or voluntarily. He posted a long Weibo with more than 2 characters, enumerating his team's achievements over the years.

Zhou Feng's actions woke up Bu Nana a bit. He carried a bottle of beer during the live broadcast that night, and cried while blowing on the bottle, crying out how hard he had been all these years.

Tsunami opened five bottles of beer the next day.

On the third day, Hualuo opened a bottle of red wine.

On the fourth day of the wine barrel, a bottle of Lao Baigan was opened...

Yehuo and the others knew that they couldn't drink enough, so they stopped following the increase and found another way. On the fifth day, the whole first team danced a cheer dance that they didn't know where they learned from in front of the gate of the base. Please pickpick...

"This year..." Qi Zui swiped Weibo, feeling a little bit of a toothache, "Are you all playing this big?"

Yu Yang watched the video posted by Team Fire's official blog back and forth twice, he didn't understand, he raised his head and asked Lai Hua: "What are they dancing about?"

Lai Hua, a middle-aged man, glanced at him, "Society shakes."

Yu Yang nodded.

Lao Kai didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, he looked at Qi Zui and said leisurely: "Someone seems to have guaranteed tickets, and he wants to help the Yu team canvass."

Qi Zui sneered, "Simple."

For some reason, Captain Yu, who was still watching the video, suddenly had a bad feeling.

In the evening, after training, Qi Zui started the live broadcast.

The all-star voting is now in full swing, and it is impossible for fans not to send barrage inquiries, Qi Zui said: "Yes, this year's voting is very fierce, I will vote for our captain, don't worry, I don't drink or cry, I will Say something."

Not far away, Yu Yang who was drinking water raised his ears.

Qi Zui looked at the camera, and said sincerely and calmly: "Yangshen, in order to prepare for the All-Star Game, I have almost lost my sex life. Even if you look at my old tree blooming, it is hard to find a man... Dudududu All……"

"Beep beep beep..."

On the same day, the live broadcast of Drunk, the former captain of the HOG team, was suddenly interrupted due to unknown reasons.

The next day, on the official voting interface of the All-Star Game, the number of Youth votes for the HOG team soared, quickly soaring to the top three.

Make up Weibo Dragon Boat Festival follow-up

I heard that some children want to hear the full version of Dao Dao Qi?

Satisfy you.

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Qi Zui: I'm surprised. It stands to reason that he's just 19 years old, and he's in love with me (accent), shouldn't he be full of love?He goes backwards, playing games and falling in love without delay, making me look like I haven't seen a man in 500 years...

I don't know if it's because of preparations for the All-Star Game. Youth has been getting more and more busy recently. I didn't say anything last night. He preemptively hugged me from behind suddenly, saying that the captain is a little sleepy today.

What do you mean by him?Don't hug me if you don't want to do it!Don't be coquettish even if I hug you!Do you know how tired he is when he hugs people?The voice was ambiguous, and he rubbed his face against my back while talking, it’s so soft, you can’t imagine it, right, that’s normal, he has never been angry with you, although you have long wanted to hook him up to the Knights , but never got a smile from him, the two of you were doomed from the very beginning of the story to have no intersection...

(Hua Luo: trembling with anger...)

Is there a quadruple mirror?Divide up, run away with drugs, don't dawdle.

what can I say?He gives me hard money day by day, what can I say?If I’m sleepy, I’ll coax him to sleep first, and I’ll just hang out by myself. In the lonely night, I’m lonely, tasting the fruit of loneliness alone... hey!Why!Look at the SE direction!What are you doing?What about mind-wandering? !

Okay, I've already shot it, don't look at it, have you turned on the sound?You didn't block me, did you?Whispering?Whispering my day, your uncle?

(Hualuo scolds back: I fuck you, uncle!!!)

Oh oh oh oh just leave the earphones off, and then said, he is sleepy and doesn't want to do anything, what about me?

Men at twenty are like wolves and thirty are like tigers. I am 25 years old, and the night is long. I... huh?how did you die !

(Whispering:...)

...Cabi.

It's okay, you ob me, just listen attentively.

Keep talking, Yu Yang...

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Weibo Fanwai Tanabata Fanwai

The All-Star Game, an official media in China, broadcasts the front-line game for you as soon as possible online——

[Golden autumn brings coolness, fruity fragrance!In this harvest season, the athletes in the Chinese competition area hit the ground running and won the first battle!On the first day of the All-Star Game, they achieved impressive results!Let us open the door of the common room in the Chinese competition area and experience the vigorous side of the athletes up close! 】

[The first thing that catches the eye is...uh...Qi Zuijian'er...he... rests on Yu Yangjian'er's lap...]

【...Qi Zuijianer... Oh yes!He had an operation nine months ago, and this time he went out with injuries!In order to defend the honor of the Chinese competition area, Qi Zuijian, regardless of illness and health, like other athletes from different teams, has the same ideal, the same belief, and the same goal in mind, ready to go, eager to try! 】

[Qi Zuijianer greeted us, and... pinched Yu Yangjianer's chin to let him look at the camera... expressing his most sincere friendship with Yang Jianer, Yu Yangjian dodged for a moment, and then turned Ruddy...emmmmm...that's refreshed and radiant! 】

[Well... let's do that first, the following will enter the post-match mini-game session we arranged for the athletes!Please look forward to it! 】

"What little game?" Bu Nana looked up, confused, "Truth or Dare?"

He Xiaoxu gave Bu Na that a glance, cleared his throat: "In order to promote the excellent traditional Chinese culture..."

The camera was still shooting, but the audio was cut off, Qi Zui said flatly, "Speak human."

"..." He Xiaoxu took a deep breath, "Idiom Solitaire."

Qi Zui: "..."

Because of the camera, the athletes dared not speak out.

Hualuo smiled: "Fake."

Yehuo smiled: "Fake."

Bu Nana smiled with tears: "Paralyzed... bullying me for not graduating from junior high school, is it..."

Yu Yang silently took out his phone and opened Baidu.

"Promise." He Xiaoxu didn't know who wrote the process script in a whim, and waved his hands, "The audio is cut off, and the audience can only hear the host's voice. You just need to talk one by one. It doesn't have to be Idioms, pretending, just four words."

The athletes relaxed instantly, those who pillowed their thighs continued to pillow their thighs, and those who played with their mobile phones continued to play with their mobile phones.

"Shouldn't tell me sooner..." Bu Nana spread out on the sofa and said lazily, "Then let me start, four words... um..."

Bu Nana thought hard for a while, then patted his stomach, "Cheng, Yu, Jie, Long!"

Yehuo lowered his head and played the game, "Pick, you, M, B."

Hua Luo cast a glance at Ye Huo, who was so dirty at the beginning, "Fuck, me, beat, you."

According to the seat, it was Qi Zui's turn, Qi Zui smiled, "You, no, yes, yes."

Yu Yang below: "..."

In the blind spot of the camera, Yu Yang pushed away Qi Zui's fumbling hands, and said in a muffled voice, "I want, I want, I hit you."

Qi Zui smiled, and quickly said: "You, give up, no, get it."

"..." Zhou Feng, who was supposed to pick up after Yu Yang, silently glanced at Qi Zui, narrowed his eyes, "It's my turn."

"Yes, nothing, life, fun!" He Xiaoxu gritted his teeth dignifiedly, "It's a live broadcast! Let me be myself."

He Xiaoxu started again: "Lust, Ling, Wisdom, Faintness."

Wine barrel: "faint, faint, desire, sleep."

Bu Nana: "Sleep, no, sleep, sleep."

Yehuo: "Dumplings, dumplings, good, eat."

Hualuo chuckled: "No, Ru, Yu, Yang."

Qi Zui's fingers froze while playing with the phone.

Qi Zui slowly sat up straight, and the air became a little dignified for a while.

Qi Zui gave Hua Luo a warning look, and said coldly, "Yang, Yang, love, me."

Yu Yang closed his eyes and whispered weakly for a while: "I, want, go, go home."

Qi Zui grabbed Zhou Feng's words again, and quickly said: "Go home, sleep, me."

Bu Nana clapped his hands and applauded: "Brother Qi is awesome, double bet! This is double bet!"

"You guys are sick!!!!" He Xiaoxu went crazy, "What if there are fans who can read lips?!!!!!!"

Small eggs

Before the live broadcast, teenagers with Internet addiction spread out in the lounge and played with their mobile phones.

Just after the game, Qi Zui couldn't play with his mobile phone honestly. He tossed and turned and couldn't sit still. He complained that his hands hurt and his head hurt. After listening to a few words, Yu Yang understood what was going on. The others lowered their voices with an unnatural expression: "Captain, you...would you like to rest with me?"

"This is so inappropriate!" Qi Zui looked at Yu Yang helplessly, his voice was several times higher than Yu Yang's, "Why are you acting like a baby in front of so many people?"

Yu Yang: "..."

While talking, Qi Zui rested on Yu Yang's long leg, and instantly his head and hands didn't hurt anymore.

Yu Yang has no temper towards Qi Zui, he plays with his mobile phone with his left hand, and gently rubs Qi Zui's right wrist with his right hand, and pushes Qi Zui's clumsy hands away from time to time.

Hualuo's phone ran out of battery, so she had nothing to play, so she could only watch dog food.

Hua Luo was half sour but not bitter, "I only played five rounds, what are you doing? Are you really so tired?"

Without raising his head, Qi Zui adjusted his posture slightly, "Speak out when you're jealous."

"What's wrong with me being jealous?" Hua Luo glanced at Yu Yang's long, fair fingers and coughed, "Youth, I'm actually a little tired too, I..."

"That, that!" Qi Zui stared at the phone and greeted, "It's clock time, go, step on my brother Hua's back."

Bu Nana hurriedly dropped the phone, stood up trembling, "Okay!"

Hualuo collapsed: "Get out!!!!!!"

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Happy Tanabata~

Mid-Autumn Festival [Chat Records of Yu Yang and Zhou Feng]

TGC—Zhou: Practice match at [-] o'clock on Friday afternoon, playing?

HOG—Youth: Hit.

HOG—Youth: Practice match at [-] o'clock on Sunday night, four rows, play?

TGC—Zhou: Hit.

TGC-Zhou: Practice match at [-]:[-] every night from Monday to Friday, playing?

HOG—Youth: Hit.

(Chat records between Yu Yang and SOSO)

SOSO: Do you want to play a practice match?

HOG—Youth: Hit.

SOSO: Do you want to play a practice match?

HOG—Youth: Hit.

SOSO: Can you play practice matches?

HOG-Youth: Hit.

SOSO: Single row practice match, will you play?Temporary appointment with the European and American teams, at three o'clock in the morning, there is no one else, did you fall asleep too?

HOG-Youth: I'm turning it on.

SOSO: Wow, fight, bro, is Qi Zui coming?

HOG-Youth: No, he fell asleep.

SOSO: ...You two live in a dormitory?

SOSO: ? ? ?

SOSO: Does your manager care?

HOG—Youth: It's turned on, send me the server and password.

SOSO: ...

[Chat records between Yu Yang and He Xiaoxu]

Xu: Youth, are you and Qi Zui... reconciled?

HOG—Youth: ...

Xu: Alright, I already know, stop pretending.

HOG-Youth: Made up.

Xu: Well, it's not my crow's mouth, I'm just asking, don't worry.

HOG-Youth: You ask.

Xu: One in a million, what do you two have in the future... You won't quit the team, will you?Although you are still a substitute, you also know that the situation of our team... really cannot do without you.

HOG-Youth: No.

Xu: Seriously?

HOG-Youth: Really.

Xu: How can you be so sure?

HOG—Youth: It is impossible for me to break up with him. If he breaks up with me in the future, I will not leave.

Xu: Huh... That's good, let's go for the Busan race!

HOG-Youth: Don't, don't tell the captain.

Xu: ...I almost sent him a screenshot!

HOG—Youh: Don't.

Xu: All right, I will delete it.

[Chat records of Yu Yang and Hua Luo]

Knight-Flower: Tell you something, quietly.

HOG—Youth: Say.

Knight-Flower: Oh, there's no one around you, is there?Is Qi Zui not here?

HOG-Youth: …not here.

Knight—Flower: I just contributed to @今日电竞最沙砖. I submitted a video of Qi Zui’s live broadcast of an overturned car, but his fans didn’t retweet it, and no one saw it. You should forward it to gain popularity.

HOG—Youth: ...

Knight—Flower: Youth?

Knight—Flower: Yu Yang?

Knight—Flower:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

(Chat records of Yu Yang and Qi Zui)

Drunk: Baby, stop playing with your phone and look at the door.

Drunk: Shhh, don't talk, I'll get you a coat, just come out and take you out for the Mid-Autumn Festival.

Youth: Okay... okay?There is a training match tonight!We made an appointment a long time ago, if we are not here...

Drunk: Pigeon, tsk, come out quickly, if someone asks you, just say that you are out to smoke, don't say anything else, let's be quiet, I don't want to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival with a group of people.

Youth: Hmm... good!

Drunk: Come on.