I kidnap someone online

"You beast, people say that you took advantage of him, and you are still playing stupid here?!"

"That's right, sure enough, men are like this, they eat everything and run away."

"Mumu, I misread you! I didn't expect you to be such a heartless and ungrateful person. God has the virtue of being good at life. Huh... I don't scold people, I don't scold people..."

......

Mu Feng yelled that he was wronged, but no one paid any attention to him, instead he became more fierce. Mu Fengyi really wanted to die, what was all this about?He wished he had done something, but the key point was that he didn't do anything! !

Leaving aside what happened to Mu Feng, the client, Han Tian over there sent the message and went to the toilet and came back to be confused!Qunli's messages were posted one by one, and the more they said it, the more outrageous it became, Han Tian was so stupid...

Helpless, things have already happened, and now I can only choose to remain silent.

However, Han Tian still had some doubts in his heart, so he added the button of Mu Yifeng, Didi, Didi... The other party immediately agreed to the message as soon as it was sent, which can be said to be replied in seconds.

Mu Feng was so happy, she wanted to add the button of "big daughter-in-law" for a long time, but she had to answer questions to apply, and she vaguely remembered the answers to the questions she answered when she applied last time.

Starting point + Han Tianfury verification question: "What do I like?"

Mu Feng replied like this: "Like me!" Me?Do you want to lose face? !The result can be imagined...

Mu Feng was brainstorming various situations, with an evil smile on his face, ahem, it's actually very serious!

Seeing that the other party has not sent a message for a long time, while feeling depressed, Han Tian hesitated for a moment, and sent the first message: "Yes?" Sure enough, it is stupid, can the application just approved not be there? !

Mu Feng: "Yes dear!" Trying to get cheap.

Han Tian: "..." He knew it!An immortal man!

Han Tian didn't speak, but Mu Feng couldn't wait any longer: "What's the matter, big daughter-in-law? Did you miss me?" He felt happy in his heart, but on the surface he still had to restrain himself, "Ahem, that, tell me, what's the matter?"

"It's nothing, just like asking you a question."

"Daughter-in-law, I love you, the conscience of heaven and earth!"

"I didn't ask this, are you stupid!" What should I do if I want to beat someone up?

Mu Feng breathed a sigh of relief, and knew that he was a little too much, and then asked in a normal tone: "Oh, so what's the matter, my lord?" Sentence out.

Han Tian: "Have you ever been to the Northeast? Do you know any interesting places there?" Feeling guilty.

Mu Feng was curious: "Aren't you from the Northeast? I think you must know more about this kind of thing than I do. Why do you suddenly ask this?"

Hearing this, Han Tian was taken aback, "That's what I said, I'm just asking, if you don't say it, forget it..."

Seeing such a piece of information, Mu Feng could already imagine the image of Han Tian pouted and proudly raising his head, it's cute!

Mu Feng thought about it for a while, usually he doesn't go out much, let alone the Northeast, it's so far away from home! ......kindness? !Suddenly, Mu Feng thought of something.

"I have been to the Northeast three times since I grew up. One time was when a friend got married and the bride was from there; "Mu Feng recalled.

"Where is the northeast?" Han Tian asked.

"It seems to be Liaoning."

Han Tian: "..." seems to be close to the answer!

"Then have you ever been to Xuexiang? I heard that it is very beautiful there." Han Tian dug a hole.

"Aww..." Mu Feng thought that the "big daughter-in-law" was finally touched by him, and wanted to ask him out, "No, I haven't been there!" That was a thrill!

Han Tian, ​​who was already prepared for this, was a little stunned when he saw this. He was not sure whether this person was the shameless villain back then, but the previous things were all right, but... Could it be that What a coincidence?

But...somewhat unwilling!

If Mu Feng knew that Han Tian was that person back then, he would be surprised and even delighted. Unfortunately, good fortune tricks people, and such an answer will only make the distance between the two of them further apart. Fortunately, Mu Feng's shameless character, Know how long it will take before the truth comes out.

Back to reality, since Mu Feng added Han Tian as a friend, he who used to be able to "□□" in the group, now privately pokes Han Tian every day, the most important thing is shameless and shameless!

Han Tian replied a few words earlier, but then simply ignored it.

Mu Feng was very sad, but he didn't give up, and continued to flirt every day.

Until June 23rd, Mu Feng opened the button and found Han Tian's dialog box. He was not as exaggerated and frivolous as usual, and even sent a sad message: "Daughter-in-law, I'm in a bad mood."

More than ten minutes had passed when Han Tian replied to the message, "What's the matter?" Although he was a little annoyed at ordinary times, he seemed to be used to having such a tireless person "harass" him in his life.Seeing that Mu Feng's mood is really low today, he doesn't seem to be pretending, and he doesn't care about the address. He temporarily let go of his previous prejudices and wants to know what happened.

Because of the setting of special concern, Mu Feng replied in seconds: "My Xiao Hei died. After raising it for more than a year, he was bitten to death by someone else's dog." He said sadly that Mu Feng really likes raising some small animals. Yes, Xiao Hei has been with him for a year, and they have feelings for each other, but now they are gone suddenly, it is really sad.

Han Tian can't comfort people, "What breed is that cat? Logically speaking, it shouldn't be killed by a dog?" Can't cats climb trees?Don't you run fast?Then he asked, "Did it eat something it shouldn't eat?"

Mu Feng: "..."

"Not a cat!"

"what is that?"

"squirrel!"

"Uh, what is the name of the squirrel, Xiao Hei, I thought it was a cat..." Han Tian said with shame.

"Because it's black." Questions?No problem.

cold day:"......"

Although a little speechless, after thinking for a while, Han Tian comforted: "I don't know how to comfort people, but there are a few things I want to say; the first point, since it is a squirrel, you should take good care of it, if you go out, lock it up or Bring it by yourself, so how can you be stared at by dogs?! Second point, since you are dead, you also want to open some, you are all old men, don’t act like a child; third, don’t act like a child in the future. Call me big daughter-in-law!"

Mu Feng was a little dumbfounded. Is this comforting?Is there any humanity left?Heaven, earth, who will take care of it? !

Alas, forget it, my "daughter-in-law" endured it!

Mu Feng was in a state of distress, so he could only reply aggrievedly: "Oh, I see." Big daughter-in-law.

Now that he mentioned this point, Mu Feng was very curious if Han Tian had any favorite animals?Maybe there will be more topics in the future, so I hurriedly asked: "Well, daughter-in-law...Brother Han, I wonder if you have a favorite animal?"

Han Tian: "No!"

Mu Feng didn't believe it: "How is it possible? You see how cute those cats and dogs are, don't you like them?"

Han Tian: "I don't like it! It's too dirty and shedding hair!" Is it annoying to rub your whole body? !

"Oh, so you like snakes." I don't like hairy ones, snakes don't, tsk tsk, the eldest daughter-in-law has really strong tastes.

Han Tian: "..." What kind of bullshit logical thinking is this?

......

After the end here, Mu Feng went to the water group for a while.

Afterwards, I clicked on Jinjiang Software, intending to see if there were any comments on yesterday’s updated article. Although there are basically no comments, but in case, there may be one. It is a very happy thing, and it proves that I am not fighting alone.

Opened the novel "I Kidnap on the Internet", read it and clicked it - well, it's okay, bookmark it - I didn't see it, but there were a few comments.

Reader A: "I feel a little numb after reading it, Su..."

Reader B: "Put a landmine and blow the author out! The author is going to work hard for more hahh."

Reader C: "The author hastened to update, I'll come when I get fatter, la la la."

...excited to split the line...

It can be said that I was very pleasantly surprised. Seeing some of the comments were very funny, Mu Feng laughed a few times, and suddenly felt like coding, so he simply turned on the computer and started coding while it was hot.

Little did they know that while Mu Feng was desperately typing, another incident happened to the Jinjiang writers group.

The author has something to say: ah ah ah...it was almost exposed, but fortunately Mu Feng was too careful, otherwise he would die! (嘤嘤嘤-I'm so scared, so dangerous!)

Shameless series:

Mu Feng: "The birds on the tree are in pairs, we husband and wife will sleep together."

cold day:"......"

Mu Feng: "We are like mandarin ducks and birds. We take a shower when we return to the room after eating."

cold day:"......"