The female general's wife chasing road gl

"What happened?"

Seeing Gu Changjun coming back, Liu Xi hastily greeted him.

"Something happened."

"Small things? Little things don't make such a big commotion. "

Liu Xi raised his eyes and said.

Gu Changjun chuckled, "To me, it's just a clown jumping around in front of me."

"Then you can save yourself, don't be overturned by the jumping clown."

"Do not worry."

Three days later, the Huangshan bandit den.

"Boss, this new gangster from Yushan seems to have taken the guts of a leopard. It's been three days and I haven't seen a single one come to the door!"

In the huge hall, there were three people sitting in total, one sitting in the upper hall, and two people sitting in the lower hall, one on the left and one on the right, and the speaker was on the left. Bajihu, squinting his eyes at this moment, said to the people in the hall.

"Heh, you haven't learned your lesson after breaking a hand? Boss, let's go and slaughter Yu Shan's group of ignorant guys right now!"

It is a burly man sitting on the right side of the lower hall who is speaking now.

"No," the man with his eyes closed in the hall stretched out his hand to stop the burly man, "Although we are bandits, we have to keep our promises. We agreed to kill the mountain in three days, and three days later, second child, your virtue has to be changed. , Isn’t this one night away from three days?”

The second tiger scratched his head, and didn't say anything more in the end, but the third son Wang next to him stroked his beard and said wretchedly: "I heard from my brothers that Yu Shan's head is a bitch."

Boss Hu, who was blind in one eye, suddenly stood up, "Really?"

"It's true, but this girl is very strange."

Wang Laosan, who had always known what Tiger Boss liked, froze slightly and hesitated.

Boss Tiger stood up, walked down, and licked his lips, "This kind of hot girl tastes really good, what are you afraid of, it's not the same when the lights are turned off!"

The second tiger covered his mouth when he heard the words, and winked at the third Wang.

Wang Laosan cleared his throat, "Master, what I'm talking about is not that she looks weird, but that woman doesn't like men, but women!"

"Yes, yes, master, think about it, isn't this woman liking women the same as we men like men? How disgusting!"

As he spoke, the third tiger retched unbearably.

But Boss Hu became more and more excited, "So, she also has a wife?"

Wang Laosan touched his nose, "It is said that head Yu has a wife."

"Good! Good!"

After listening to Wang Laosan's words, Boss Hu was even more excited, "Tomorrow I will go to slaughter the mountain myself! Remember, if you meet those two women, you have to survive!"

Wang Laosan and Hu Laoer looked at each other.

"Yes!"

Gu Changjun hid himself on the beam of the house, looked at the three people below, with a sneer on the corner of his mouth.

Still want to hit the old lady's idea?Tired of life!

After dark.

More than 20 people were lying in the grass at the back of Mount Huangshan, and they were holding the mosquito-bitten bumps on their faces non-stop.

"Third brother, what did the head of the family do?"

"You ask me, how do I know, don't talk!"

Chen San glared at Zhao Si, Zhao Si smiled and closed his mouth.

"Shut up!"

Hearing a whistle from somewhere, Chen San and the others hurriedly got up, walked towards different room types, and trotted around the bandit's den. Seen from the sky, these people's positions had just surrounded the bandit's den!

"Woo!"

Gu Changjun, who was sitting on the big tree, saw that everyone had found a good place, and smiled and made two whistles. This sound was imitating the sound of a partridge, so the whistleblower in the bandit's den didn't take it seriously. .

After Gu Changjun's secret whistle, Chen San and the others tore off the big medicine bag pinned to their waists, poured it out on the spot, then stepped back, found the big tree where Gu Changjun was, and climbed up .

"Master, what is that thing for?"

Chen San finally climbed to the bottom of the trunk where Gu Changjun was, and asked.

"Hush, quarter of an hour."

Gu Changjun said mysteriously.

After hearing this, the other people on the tree suppressed their curiosity and waited patiently.

After a quarter of an hour, everyone understood what the medicine was for.

It is midsummer at this time, what is the most forest in this midsummer?Naturally, those insects, rats, snakes and ants!

But can some insects, rats, snakes and ants kill so many bandits?

Zhao Si held the tree trunk and watched more and more "little things" crawling towards the bandit's den, wondering.

"Then, is that the old lady bug?!"

The brother next to Zhao Si almost missed the tree trunk and fell down when he saw what was behind him!

Zhao Si and the others looked over, and all of them grasped the tree trunk tightly. That's not a tiger!It was clearly the first one!

"What is that? Green?"

Gu Changjun raised his eyes leisurely, "Wolf."

puff!

One brother was so scared that he farted loudly!

"Hush your voice! You want to kill us!"

Chen San slapped that brother's ass.

"I, I just farted, Lao Yang pissed."

Chen San:...

Lao Yang had a bitter face, he had never seen so many "things" in his life!Can he stop peeing!

Gu Changjun watched without changing her expression, and when there were more and more things around her, and she walked step by step towards the bandit's den in all directions, she suddenly flew to the roof of the bandit's den, and then followed the wind, Sprinkled the medicine on his waist in the air!

Humans can't smell this medicine, even if they smell it, they don't feel anything, but for these animals, this medicine is the best aphrodisiac/love saint/medicine!

But in a few moments, those big guys raised their heads and roared excitedly, rushing towards Gu Changjun while roaring!

"Ow!"

"Roar!"

"Squeak!"

The night watchman softened his feet when he heard the sound, and when he saw those things, his mouth opened wide, but the sound couldn't come out, until the hungry wolf ended his life with one bite, and he let out a scream .

"What happened!"

The tiger boss shook off the half-dead woman under him, and rushed out of the room naked.

"Big, run away! There are so many jackals and tigers! There are so many! Hurry up...uh..."

Before Wang Laosan could speak, his neck was bitten off by the tiger behind him.

Blood was sprinkled on Boss Tiger's body, he swallowed at the dark yellow eyes in front of him, then closed the door, and climbed up the beam with a big knife!

And Gu Changjun thoughtfully picked up a few tiles for him, just enough for him to stick out half of his head.

"You! Who are you?!"

The tiger boss saw Gu Changjun's face clearly under the moonlight.

"Me? I'm the woman you want to capture alive in the evening."

Gu Changjun poked Boss Hu's face with a light smile, "Look at how considerate I am, before you go up the mountain to catch it, I'll bring it to my door."

After all, Boss Tiger has seen some things in the world. He didn't need to think carefully to know that these things were made by the woman in front of him, so he gritted his teeth and said, "You brought these things in!"

"Yes, it's a meeting ceremony."

Gu Changjun blinked his eyes and said, "Didn't you hurt my brother before and gave me a meeting gift? I was thinking that this gift should not be too shabby, so I brought them here, the big boss, no I know you are satisfied with this meeting ceremony?"