As soon as I picked up the heroine's man, I ran away

"Fifth brother wants to help in the dining room?" The fourth brother imagined the scene...it must be flying around, the more you help, the more busy you are.

Jiang Cheng looked dissatisfied: "Hey, fourth senior brother, can you not show your emotions on your face, it makes people feel very uncomfortable!"

"Fifth Junior Brother, let's be a trainee first, your level is really not suitable for meddling in." The elder brother spoke with a serious face as usual, and said heart-wrenching words.

The second senior brother was being lazy, while chatting with Jiang Cheng: "Our senior brothers must pay something to live in Chengyu Palace for a long time. Prepare two meals for the Emperor of Heaven every day... Well, I don't know why he doesn't eat breakfast. But looking at it from another angle, it’s not entirely true, our technology is not quite mature, so the meals sent to the Emperor of Heaven are all semi-finished products for training, and he is also our observation object.”

Jiang Cheng sighed a few times... Isn't this experimental product too extravagant?

"Second brother, don't chatter when you have nothing to do, there is a shortage of manpower here." The senior brother was very dissatisfied with the lazy behavior of the second senior brother.The second senior brother was a little furious: "Can you stop calling me the second child? It feels...it feels weird!"

Eldest brother was expressionless: "Then...call you Xiao Er?"

Second senior brother: "...You should call me [Hi] [Hey], so I will feel more comfortable."

Jiang Cheng, who was watching the two play tricks on the sidelines: "...well, can't you call the second senior brother by name?"

The second senior brother slapped his forehead: "I almost forgot, I even have a real name!"

The God Realm system is not strict and harsh, and the etiquette is not very cumbersome, but... these are only the requirements that have been relaxed since Yin Yue took over.

However, some older gods will always ask for a lot-considerate etiquette, well-behaved, and insurmountable elders... This makes the maids and fairies in the God Realm even more trembling.If he hadn't been in Chengyu Palace for a long time, there would probably be a few people calling him... Huaiyuan Shenjun.

The IQ of these people...

Jiang Cheng squatted aside, handling the dishes by hand.

After all, he is not considered a beginner, just standing on the threshold, no matter in terms of cooking skills or Taoism.

When the third senior brother passed by, he kindly gave guidance: "These are unusable dead leaves that need to be removed, and this one is too old... you need to be lucky first, wait for them to come here... use the breath of your palm together Cut open..." The third senior brother cast some luck and arranged some vegetables neatly in the air, and then an air knife... Dead leaves and old leaves fell one after another, and the remaining vegetables were neatly stacked on the bamboo by the third senior brother with a wave of his sleeves. basket.

Jiang Cheng felt like watching a performance: "...Senior brother Xie San, I don't have the ability to be lucky yet..."

I always feel that as a person who is called "Little Baby of the God Realm", he does not fit this title.Sure enough, even if time travel becomes a god, he is still a useless god.

He didn't speak loudly, and the dining room was very noisy, but for some reason, as soon as he said those words, the whole dining room fell silent.

"Wow, the fifth brother is really pitiful!" The fourth brother hugged him, squeezed out two tears, and stroked Jiang Cheng's hair with a dog's hair.

The second senior brother clicked his tongue a few times: "Xiao Wu, you are so useless, how did you meet Yin Yue?" That guy never meddles in other people's business.

The elder brother was silent for a while, and said: "In the future, I will teach you the basic skills. Cooking skills and Taoism."

An unintentional sentence harvested another batch of sympathy.

Wait, in the words of Bai Cai, this is not sympathy, but... doting...

Wow……!

He was taken aback by his own thoughts. Although he didn't cry out, the ferocious expression was clearly seen by the fourth senior brother: "Fifth senior brother, what's wrong with you, what's wrong?"

Jiang Cheng: ...I feel uncomfortable.

If he said now, "Brother, don't be so nice to me, I won't get used to it", he would definitely be given more sympathy.

Well, no more.

"Master taught me about dishes and condiments yesterday. Judging from the expression on Master's face when he left the door just now, I guess you have forgotten all about it." The elder brother is a rare true experience. Although he can't be said to be pleasant to Jiang Cheng, he is also patient. "Let me first teach you how to remember these things in my own way..."

The elder brother's care actually warms Jiang Cheng's heart.

Coming to this world is considered unaccompanied (psychologically), so he feels very warm to anyone who can treat him well.

He thought about whether his sister, Jiang Xiao, would be sad and lonely because of her disappearance. At least, that girl would never find someone who could patiently listen to her novels in the morning and make a few valuable comments.

He belongs to the type of "parents are alive, has a sister and a house", so his mind is a little wider, and he doesn't worry so much about his family in that world.Sadness must be indispensable, but they all have living security... In other words, if I have an accident on the way to work, is this considered a work-related injury?

"The next thing is the basic procedure of cooking. How much do you know about this?" The senior brother's words gradually became clearer.

"Uh...put the oil first? Then put the onion, ginger and garlic...then put the vegetables and salt?"

He said it while recalling Jiang Xiao's cooking procedure, and he didn't know how many points he could get right.

"Well, it's about the same... I'll explain it to you in detail again."

I don't know how much the difference is in the phrase "almost", but judging from what the senior brother said, it is probably... a lot worse.Maybe there is a difference between God and man.

He can only think so.

"It's almost here today, Xiao Wu, you send the meal to Chen Liang Hall, and I have something to discuss with your senior brothers." The senior brother confessed, Jiang Cheng did not doubt that he was there, and left with the lunch box.

"Eldest senior brother, what do you need to get rid of fifth junior brother?" The third senior brother is besides the senior senior brother, there is another person who likes to go straight to the point.

What he asked was also what the second and fourth senior brothers wanted to know.

"Second Junior Brother, do you know Xiao Wu's background?" The senior brother put down the frying spoon in his hand, and tidied up the stove again.Turning around, he said, "I've always been curious about Xiao Wu's identity."

"Pfft..." Second Senior Brother really couldn't hold back Senior Senior Brother's gossip in such a serious tone, "Second Senior Senior Brother, Xiao Wu...is there any problem?"

If there was a real problem, would Yin Yue and Wen Tang not be able to see it?

"So I went to ask the master," the eldest brother walked to the table and poured himself a cup of tea, "then the master replied to me..."

Second Senior Brother: "Little Five, is he alright?"

Third senior brother: "Fifth senior brother is a powerful orphan?"

Fourth Senior Brother: "Fifth Senior Brother has always had a miserable life experience?"

Big Brother will recall the scene at that time.

The fifth younger brother will be introduced, and it is the master who has not seen him for many years who brought him back.

"He is Cheng Zhi, your Fifth Junior Brother, and also my Wen Tang's closed disciple." The master announced like that, "You guys should get acquainted."

"I've met all the senior brothers." The young man greeted him blankly, and the senior brother could see that there seemed to be something wrong with Cheng Zhi, what exactly was the problem... His eyes were too dull and lifeless, could it be that his soul was not fully gathered?

Afterwards, the second senior brother took Chengzhi to the bedroom, and the senior senior brother was left behind by the master.

"Master, I'm afraid the Fifth Junior Brother is not an ordinary person, right?" As for the lack of soul, the master would not take in such an unhealthy disciple.

With his back turned to him, Wen Tang said, "This is the person entrusted to me by the Emperor of Heaven, so don't ask too many questions."

The senior brother has always said straightforwardly: "However, as a person who lives with you, it is better to know the basics. The fifth junior brother is lacking..."

"Get out!" Wen Tang flicked his sleeves, and threw a pack of...candied fruit...

Senior Brother: "..."

Wen Tang: "..." Oh, I was discovered stealing snacks!Awkward……

He shook his head: "It's not something you can interfere with. Yin Yue is so crazy that even ten masters are not enough to read. Don't gossip about his secrets. By the way, tell your second junior brother not to meddle in other people's business."

Wen Tang is one of the very few "multi-talented" gods. He is unrivaled in the world in culinary arts and possesses strong mana.So he himself has the ability to go out and wander around, but his apprentices can't. After thinking about it, he can only rely on Yin Yue's prestige to protect his disciples.

Even people like Wen Tang are not enough for Yin Yue.

That person, sitting on the top spot in the God Realm, all depended on his years of fighting.Don't look at him speaking with a pleasant face now, and occasionally making a little joke with you, he has to dodge like a god when he goes crazy.

The elder brother ended the memory of being smeared by the master, and said: "Then the master told me to get out."

Senior brothers: "..." Why didn't you say such a cruel thing earlier?

Even people like Wen Tang feel that they can't touch it, so it's a big deal.

The second senior brother who has been gossiping for a long time is pitiful: "Eldest brother... is it that serious?" He still has a lot of gossip that he hasn't announced yet?Is it going to rot in the stomach?That would suffocate him.

"Even so, I still want to know." The senior brother said shocking words with a blank expression.

What a terrible curiosity.

"They're all from the same school, so it's not too much to worry about Xiaowu, right?" What the elder brother said this time was unexpectedly reasonable.

"In that case," the second senior brother swallowed, and said cruelly, "Xiao Wu told me before that An Ge ran into the fifth junior brother, and the fifth junior brother was taken back by Yin Yue. This matter is probably not a big deal But Xiaohai told me this morning that the fifth junior brother went out alone last night, and went to Xiaohe, where he was discovered by a fallen demon... At this time, Yin Yue came again, and then, the hero who saved the beauty, still Pretend that I was seriously injured by the Fallen Demons. Pfft... Xiaohai and I almost laughed to death when I described it..."

Both Xiao Hai and Xiao Wu are hummingbirds raised by the second senior brother, responsible for stealing the gossip. Because of their negligible divine power, they are generally difficult to be discovered.

"The fallen demons are the rebels of the demons. Ordinary demons can fight, let alone Yin Yue?" the third senior brother analyzed.

The fourth brother stroked his chin: "Probably, he really wants a hero to save the beauty... But he also found the wrong person, right? The fifth brother is so dumb... How could he see his intentions?"

In other words, at most, Chengzhi would regard it as a life-saving grace, and would not mix any emotion into it.

"Wait," the elder brother stopped everyone's imagination, "I sent Xiao Wu to deliver the meals, isn't it..."

"Hazed Yin Yue's chest." The second senior brother stood up from his chair in a jerk.

A person who can even resort to bitter tricks, wouldn't he have any crooked thoughts in his heart?

Stop being funny!

……

Jiang Cheng and several senior brothers live in the Hall of Tongling, and most people don't call it "Spiritualism", but most of them call it "Shangshandian".

From the Hall of Immortals to Yin Yue's Hall of Chenliang, he couldn't use spells to shrink the ground into an inch, and he couldn't ride the clouds and fog, so it was a long distance to walk, not to mention that he didn't know the way very well.

Eldest brother, is there something to avoid yourself?

Jiang Cheng can see through this kind of three-legged cat's way of distracting people at a glance, but sometimes, even if he is clear about the truth, he should pretend to be confused.

There were very few immortals on the road, so he managed to find a few people and asked for the general direction. He estimated that he should have arrived in Chenliang Hall within an hour.

"Brother asked me to bring you food."

Yin Yue was the only one in Chen Liang Hall, sitting sideways on the couch, flipping through books bored.

He is so unwilling to make progress, isn't he really afraid that his position as the Lord of the God Realm will be lost?

Well... he is the number one male lead, the heroine's sweetheart... Probably, there are some enviable adventures and golden fingers, so he is so confident.

When Yin Yue saw that it was Jiang Cheng who brought him the meal, the surprise in his eyes made Jiang Cheng take a step back involuntarily.

Aima, this man's eyes are too scary!

That aggressive look... that who, An Ge... You should come here soon!Take your hero away!

"Chengzhi, come and have dinner with me." Yin Yue got up slowly, and walked slowly to the table.

"I just... ate." Jiang Cheng stood where he was, without any intention of moving forward.

"Really?" Yin Yue flicked her sleeves, and a picture of Jiang Cheng nearly an hour appeared in the carved mirror on Jiang Cheng's right, and it was also a fast-forward version of Te Niang.

Jiang Cheng: "..."

"Look, haven't you eaten before?" Yin Yue smiled warmly.

But in Jiang Cheng's eyes... that smile was even more ferocious than the most unreasonable client before.

Who is this? Am I breaking the law if I don't have this meal with you?

"This moon water flower mirror is the most precious treasure of the gods. It was originally held by the gods of justice. It can show the pictures of people in front of the mirror for a period of time in the past, and use it to search for evidence and judge cases. Later, even the gods of justice violated the laws of the gods. , this mirror has been kept in my hand.”

Jiang Cheng, who was originally lacking in interest, suddenly brightened when he heard the function of the mirror.

He was curious about "his" life experience, so if he used this mirror... But, would Yin Yue lend it to him?

Although Yin Yue seemed to be acquainted with him for dinner, but that guy also emphasized the status of this mirror - the treasure of the gods.

treasure...

"Does Chengzhi want to use this mirror?" Yin Yue asked suddenly, this kind of perspective question made Jiang Cheng feel guilty.Yin Yue didn't wait for him to reply, and continued, "As long as you eat with me."

That... is indeed very simple.

Jiang Cheng thought, he was not at a loss by doing so, he sat down generously and enjoyed the meal made by his senior brother while teaching him.

Well, it's really delicious, it melts in the mouth, it's fragrant and glutinous... Although my sister is also very talented, I guess the elder brother is already at a world-class level.

After all, there is a word "Holy" in Wen Tang's title.

Yin Yue didn't move her chopsticks very much, and picked up vegetables for Jiang Cheng from time to time.

This made Jiang Cheng, who had a lot of appetite, lose his appetite.

"You don't even take a bite of the meal my senior brother cooked so hard?"

The tone was like "you don't even take a bite of my sister's hard-cooked food", emmm, the story of adultery between sister-in-law and brother-in-law...

Stop!

How come the more you think about it, the more outrageous it becomes?

Yin Yue noticed Jiang Cheng's state of ecstasy, and smiled: "It's the same if you eat for me."

The voice is indeed beautiful, but it is really a waste to be used by Yin Yue to say this kind of words.

If Jiang Cheng could beat Yin Yue, he would definitely grab him by the collar——God gave you a voice like a treasure, if you don’t flirt with girls, you come to flirt with me, you’re insane!

He threw down the bowl and chopsticks, and said angrily, "Can you lend me the mirror now?"

"When did I say, only this meal?"

Jiang Cheng was trembling with anger, and Yin Yue smiled even more.

He thought, this bastard Yin Yue is really not a good bird, he looks very gentle and kind, but it is really black when cut!