As soon as I picked up the heroine's man, I ran away

"Pervert!" Jiang Cheng yelled.

It's not that he doesn't have the basic qualities of an elite public relations male, nor is it that he is unsteady, it's just that he has never seen such a battle in his life.

"Fifth brother, don't get excited, you don't need to drink this bowl of porridge." The fourth brother who was taking off his clothes raised his eyes.I heard that as long as you take off your clothes, you will feel ashamed and dare not run out of the door. This is true!

Jiang Cheng felt that he had inexplicably received the winking eyes from the man, and immediately had goosebumps all over his body: "Fourth...fourth senior brother, your claws... um no, take your hands away."

Putting it on him feels very... fascinating.

I only heard a sinister tone from behind: "Who said he can not drink porridge?"

Jiang Cheng: "..." This is undoubtedly from the senior brother who failed to achieve his goal, but the bowl was broken and the porridge was scattered all over the floor... Shouldn't he be kneeling and licking... right?

Fuck, this is way beyond a prank, okay?

Leave, leave without stopping!

The second senior brother was sitting on the wall watching, and the third senior brother snorted coldly: "Eldest senior brother, you have to force the fifth senior brother away, so that the master can punish you?"

"Indeed, judging by Fifth Brother's expression, it doesn't look like he's joking." Second Senior Brother interjected casually.

Why do you say casually?

Just kidding, with Jiang Cheng's professionalism, he can tell who is telling the truth and who is being polite at a glance.

There was a trace of emotion on the original serious face of the elder brother: "In this case, let's drink this bowl of porridge later."

Jiang Cheng, who didn't let go of his breath, said, "... I'm really thankful, senior brother!" He bit every word tightly, hoping that senior brother could hear the slightest bit of murderous intent.

Big brother: "Well, my senior brother doesn't have to be too polite."

"..." Well, I really think highly of him!

Brother Yi and Er went out, and Sansi was ordered to "enlighten" the fifth brother who wanted to be kicked out of the school.

"Fifth Junior Brother, in fact, Eldest Brother, he just wants to have fun. After all, it is inevitable to feel restrained in Chengyu Palace all day long. If you pretend to be recruited, Elder Brother can show off his majesty and demeanor as a senior."

The fourth senior brother can be said to be very straightforward. Although this person has just taken off his clothes wretchedly, but... sometimes he will say a few nonsense about caring for the senior brother.

The third senior brother's face was paralyzed: "Eldest senior brother has a cold face and a warm heart, just follow him a little bit, it's easy to fool. Also, he likes to tease others... Although, he has a very rigid and orthodox look on his face." ..."

He knows all this...

Jiang Cheng thanked him softly, and then he noticed his own voice... How should I describe it, it is the kind of female voice actor who can perfectly interpret it with a lower tone... Zheng Taiyin.

Being young is no longer a good thing for him. After all, he was not old before, and besides, he was young and promising, and belonged to the social elite. Now...although he is expected to become an elite.

However, becoming an elite = not escaping the Otome Law (that is, in a story with one heroine and many heroes, the principle that men in the whole play will fall in love with the heroine for various weird reasons).

"Third Senior Brother, Fourth Senior Brother, let me tell the truth." Jiang Cheng expressed his determination with a serious face, "I don't have any cooking skills, so I don't want to learn from a teacher. If possible, I I want to get out of here now."

Where is this place? According to the fourth senior brother, it is Chengyu Palace.

Fourth senior brother leaned against the bed with his arms around him, staring carefully at Jiang Cheng's face, and suddenly laughed: "I mean fifth senior brother, how can you say such stupid things in such a serious tone?"

Jiang Cheng: "..." How should I answer these words?Talk about it so seriously!What about my mouth skills?The application organization is open, open!

He opened his mouth, but before he could think of words, the fourth senior brother came over and rubbed his face vigorously, making his already fleshy face more like a bun.

"Haha, with a steamed bun face, you are born to be a chef!"

The third senior brother originally didn't want to interrupt, but seeing Jiang Cheng's aggrieved look, he felt a little sympathetic to the junior junior brother who just started: "Fifth senior brother, just ignore him, he's just as virtuous! Let's not talk about whether you go out or not." If you can support yourself, you shouldn’t have that kind of thinking about the fate of the disciples who were expelled from the sect by our master Chef Sage.”

Jiang Cheng realized in an instant, in other words, stay here to make a fortune, and leave here to cross the street and shout for beatings.

He stared down at the ground under his feet, thinking about his retreat.

First of all, this is a bit of a fool's errand, and I have traveled to an Otome Xiang novel that I am not familiar with at all. What is even more ridiculous is that my character is a supporting role among... various supporting roles whose circumstances are unknown, that's it... To be able to fall in love with the heroine is really a miracle!

"Third Senior Brother, Fourth Senior Brother, go back, I want to be alone for a while."

The two of them left the room with difficulty and consideration.This made it easier for Jiang Cheng to sort out the huge and messy amount of information.

Obviously, he didn't experience the so-called "feeling a sharp pain in a certain part of himself in the novels told by his sister, and when he woke up, he saw that he had changed his body, and the memory of his previous life instantly appeared in his mind..."

Compared with those novels, this is obviously a very unconventional time travel for me.

He didn't get any reminder of his previous life information, and he didn't find any discomfort on his body, whether there were signs of being abused, and there was no pain in any part.

It seemed that he just fell asleep, and then came here without warning.

Therefore, even if he is famous for his talk, he can't exert himself at all.

The only fortunate thing is that he still miraculously recognizes the characters here, can transmit sound, and can feel that his body is different from before. There is a magical power that seems to be controlled by himself.

Wandering around the room, there is no information available at all, the only thing that can be called familiar is a magnolia flower inserted crookedly in the porcelain bowl on the table.

In fact, that thing looks more like a cabbage on the surface, but he has a jade that he brought up since he was a child, which is a magnolia in the shape of a cabbage.

"Hey, where's my cabbage?"

He touched his neck and habitually called that piece of jade cabbage.

The magnolia flower in the porcelain bowl suddenly bent down, picked up a small stream of water with its petals, and splashed it straight at Jiang Cheng.He was taken aback, but when he remembered that this was the world of Xianxia, ​​he took it for granted.

"Ah, the cabbage in this pot turned out to be fine." He stood a little further away, afraid that the next time he would throw out the blade instead of water. "It seems that I have to take it out and dispose of it... If it's too dangerous, why don't I burn this house down?"

"Don't burn me!"

Magnolia suddenly spoke, and Jiang Cheng could tell that it was a voice transmission rather than a direct conversation. He stared at the Magnolia, very vigilant: "Who are you?"

Yulan's voice was very aggrieved: "I am your cabbage, the cabbage you have hung around your neck for 23 years!"

"..." Why is there a feeling of being confessed inexplicably?Nonsence……

That cabbage... er no, it's a magnolia, indeed it has been hanging around my neck for 23 years.

"Your sister wakes you up every day, right? Then she cooks breakfast for you. Because you are lazy and don't like cooking, your sister discusses with you. You must listen carefully to the novels she tells every morning and comment carefully. She is in charge of making your breakfast..."

Jiang Cheng: "..." I can't tell, this cabbage is quite eloquent, he must have learned a lot of tricks before him!

Just babbling nonchalantly, he believed that this guy was his cabbage.

"Cabbage, why did you get put in a pot? Did some of my senior brothers do something good?"

Bai Cai said "Ouch": "Your brothers are all good people, so don't be suspicious. Your master is even a good person, so you can trust him completely. But this is God's Realm after all, so many things are not your brothers. It's the final decision. It's not easy for you to be accepted by the chef, you should cherish it even more, how can you keep your mouth shut and just leave... blah blah blah..."

"Okay, can you tell me the key points?" Jiang Cheng was about to be troubled by Bai Cai's nonsense.

"Every sentence I say is the key point." Bai Cai was wronged again.

Jiang Cheng pushed open the door: "Baicai, you can play by yourself, I'll go out first to get some air." To avoid being nagged to death by Baicai.

Did you always talk nonsense before?

He began to reflect deeply on himself.

no?Even the minister will praise him, his expression is in place, very representative of the company's position and beliefs, and able to accurately convey our ideas to customers and other public.

"Ah, sorry, sorry!"

Something hit him, Jiang Cheng could only vaguely see a mass of white... something.

Then something splashed all over her body, her eyelids were a little wet, and there was a sweet taste in her mouth... Uh, now is not the time to care about this.

The white thing approached him, apologizing repeatedly in front of him: "I'm really sorry, I didn't mean it, just now... that... this..."

Incoherent speech... He is not interested in listening to such remarks, it is simply polluting his ears.

Without even raising his eyes to look at the unknown object, he walked away from the white ball in disgust, and went back to take a shower, alas, no, is there a place to take a shower in his room?By the way... do gods need to take a bath?

"Hey, An Ge has already apologized, what else do you want?"

The young and energetic voice made him turn around curiously, and saw the boy in purple holding the white ball with a distressed face... huh?Fluttering in white clothes, with a white flower on her head...

It's so special... it can't be the heroine, right?

Jiang Cheng's face turned pale with shock, thinking that no matter how awesome the male lead in the novel would end up being the female lead's servant, a fear arose in his heart, and he couldn't hold back for a moment... and fled...

How cowardly!

The author has something to say:

Public relations means "public relations", readers, don't understand it as a certain industry... emmm...

ps: Welcome to the next chapter, Sahua!