disobedient

During the lunch break, the campus radio is playing a song-on-demand program.

The male host: "All the students in the second and fourth classes of senior high school order a song "Little Dimple" for teacher Xiao Ye, the head teacher. I wish Teacher Xiao a happy birthday and get out of the order as soon as possible."

Ai Meng is sitting next to Zong Xiaoxuan to read the class leader's new work, she has never heard of ordering songs, why is it "the whole class"?

Ai Meng: "You ordered this song, right?"

Zong Xiaoxuan's writing hand paused for a moment, and after a pause of three seconds, he said, "I didn't say that last sentence."

"Ms. Xiao's birthday is today?"

"No, this Sunday."

"Oh..." Ai Meng silently wrote down in her heart that there are still two days left.

After a song is played, the show continues.

The female host: "Here is an anonymous request for a song, and I want to send it to the students in the second and fourth classes of high school."

The male host: "The name of the song is——"Majestic and Powerful"."

Hostess: "Majestic?"

Male host: "Well, the Erhu version."

The female host: "Wait..." Unexpectedly, before she finished speaking, the male host has already pressed the play button.

On the playground, Jin Wei was playing football with the boys. At first, when they heard someone ordering a song for him, everyone booed and asked, did the monitor order it?Immediately after hearing the name of the song, it exploded again. People who often surf the Internet know that this is an erotic song, but what the hell is the erhu version?

In the teacher's office, Xiao Ye was drinking tea, and his emotions hadn't escaped from the warmth and emotion just now, when he heard this song suddenly, he was choked to death.Fortunately, it is the Erhu version, not the original version.No, what is she celebrating?She glanced at the expressions of everyone in the office, and they seemed to be in deep thought.Which brat ordered it?

In the classroom, Ai Meng watched helplessly as the class leader wrote in large letters, and suddenly his hand shook, and he wrote a typo.She herself was taken aback. Has the host never heard of this song?are you crazy?God, is this school so open?

For a moment, the whole school was filled with the panting sounds of the erhu.

At the same time, the mobile phone vibrated one after another in the classroom. Ai Meng clicked on it and saw that it was the class group.

Strawberry Flavor: What the hell!

[Chemistry class representative] Fertilizers will volatilize: Damn it!

[Study committee member] I have a toothache: This erhu has become a master...

Pancake Guozi: It’s the first time I’ve learned that the erhu can pant [Scared]

[Literary and Art Committee] Summer Wind: I was so scared that I picked up my erhu, I may have learned a fake erhu [doge]

A cute one: Meow Meow Meow?

Don't leave after school: what a shame...

You have a new short message: @【学习委员会】I have a toothache and I can’t become a master after the founding of the People’s Republic of China

You have been removed from this group by the administrator: why does it sound nice to me? ? ?

[Chinese class representative] √￣: This is not a serious erhu

……

Zong Xiaoxuan raised his head and glared at Ai Meng, then silently typed two words on the phone screen: Shut up

Before the song was over, the radio suddenly stopped.

Everyone muttered a few words in a low voice, and then began to prepare for the first class in the afternoon.However, the first class was clearly a Chinese class, but Mr. Xiao was 25 minutes late.

When Xiao Ye came to the classroom with a dark face, everyone sat quietly and rigidly in a tacit understanding.

"Our class is famous now." Xiao Ye smiled self-deprecatingly, and glanced at the 42 naughty buns in front of him, "Tell me, who did it?"

silence--

"Jinwei."

Xiao Ye suddenly called Jin Wei's name, and Jin Wei stood up in a fright, even falling over the bench.

"Ms. Xiao, it's not me..."

Xiao Ye looked at him: "Of course I know it wasn't you, do you know who did it?"

Jin Wei shook his head vigorously, he was usually very popular, wouldn't someone treat him like this?

"sit down."

Xiao Ye stood on the podium and sighed again and again, "Who the hell is playing the prank? It's too late to admit the mistake."

Ai Meng peeked at Xiao Ye, thinking that she must have been scolded, otherwise she couldn't be so angry.I heard that Teacher Xiao has always been praised and never criticized since he started working, but this time he was criticized by the dean because of this kind of thing, which is quite embarrassing.

"How come no one dares to admit it? Talk, don't you usually talk a lot?"

The classroom was unusually quiet.

Ai Meng raised her hand suddenly, Xiao Ye looked at her sharply, and then she heard Ai Meng stand up and say, "Ms. Xiao... Although I have not been in this class for a long time, I think all the students in our class like you so much, Mr. Xiao, so I won't do such a thing that will cause you trouble, I don't think it will be done by the students in our class..."

Xiao Ye's brows relaxed.

She said: "I made a guarantee in front of the dean and the principal just now. I said that it is impossible for the students in our class to do it. Don't slap me in the face."

"Forget it, let's go to class first." She had just finished speaking when the bell rang for the end of get out of class.She was angry and funny: "get out of class is over." After speaking, she left the classroom.

It was supposed to be a noisy break between classes, but because of this incident, everyone lost their mood.

Jin Wei punched the table, "Let me catch who did it, and see if I don't beat him to death!"

The author has something to say:

Aimeng: Does it hurt?

Jin Wei: Ah...it's okay...I have rough skin and thick flesh...

Ai Meng: I said the table...

Jinwei: ...

Ai Meng put a Band-Aid on the table with a regretful expression.