Before Wu Hongli walked out of the police station, the police told him to reform himself.In fact, Wu Hongli didn't understand what it meant to reform.He stared blankly at a page of his conviction paper, speechless.The policeman also said, if you hadn't quarreled with her back then, you wouldn't have said that kind of thing, and if you didn't say that kind of thing, her father wouldn't be angry and give you this order.He is the head of Changle City, but you are just Wu Hongli.But Wu Hongli still listened, his heavy shoulders hanging on his sides, like a scale, and his leather shoes stepped on the floor without making a sound.Seeing him speechless, the policeman breathed a sigh of relief and comforted him.But it doesn't matter, you're just, you're just, convicted of being a woman.The death penalty doesn't matter, you will be beheaded only if she says to carry out your death penalty, if she doesn't want you to die, you won't die, and she doesn't want you to die, she just wants you to turn back.They comforted him sympathetically, as if they really cared about him.But Wu Hongli tightly shut his mouth and did not speak. At this moment, he had no other thoughts except his bladder swelling.

Ge Feng was waiting for him in Hongde Building, and while watching the play, he said to him, I heard people say that you are going to die, you shouldn't.What shouldn't it be?Neither of them said it, but they knew it clearly in their hearts.On the stage, Danjiao is walking onto the stage, shining golden light.Ge Feng said, you can either go or stay, why did you tell her directly?The opera sounded, blocking Ge Feng's words, and Wu Hongli struggled to hear what Ge Feng was saying.Wu Hongli sighed, as if this matter was really troublesome, he said, yes.Ge Feng narrowed his eyes, poked his bald forehead, and comforted, but... as long as you don't do it again——you always—.Before he finished speaking, a new character came on stage again, with a big white face and a black hat, and every time he walked like a bastard, the finale drums fell one after another, killing people, setting fires, and taking people's lives.Ge Feng said, let's watch a play.Then there was nothing to say, the fifth scene of this play was very exciting.

Wu Hongli was sitting, feeling very uncomfortable because of the urgency to urinate, so he said, I want to pee.Ge Feng stared at Hua Dan on stage and said, go ahead.like a statue.Wu Hongli walked out, thinking as he walked, but when he first saw her, no one warned him like Ge Feng, and no one warned him like the police.But the reason why no one said that was probably because Wu Hongli was very courageous at the time, and more importantly, saying that he would appear to be idle and gossip, everyone was unwilling to gossip, after all, Wu Hongli was no one.But the most important thing is to blame Wu Hongli himself. If Wu Hongli hadn't been so courageous, he wouldn't have relied on martial arts to jump up and down the wall every day. One day, he accidentally tripped over a brick and fell into a trap.This trap is not real, but illusory, a bit like a quack, but mainly women.On that day, Wu Hongli was extraordinarily courageous. He jumped up and down on the wall. When he lost his sight, he took a roof as a wall and jumped on it. However, the roof could not bear his weight, and he fell into Changle. The boudoir of the city chief's daughter.He just fell on her bed, and she looked at each other in dismay when she just woke up. This is the origin of a story, and it is also the end of Wu Hongli's fate, what everyone calls "disaster".During the few seconds of looking at each other, the chief's daughter fell in love with him desperately, for no reason.

But you can't blame him entirely.Wu Hongli thought.He made excuses for himself.There will always be other reasons.He began to think seriously, with his head on the ground, not looking at anyone, just as concentrated as when walking on the wall, if no one stopped him, he would keep walking, and just like that, he walked to the front of the auditorium while thinking.He could have thought more, but when he came here, his bladder started to hurt badly, so he stopped thinking, but ran quickly, from the civilized auditorium to the primitive backstage latrine, just Like a marathon.

Perhaps this was really a marathon, because before Wu Hongli rushed to the door of the toilet, he saw someone waiting far away at the door of the toilet. It was a young man, pacing anxiously, standing there like a thief.Seeing that he was not far from the toilet, Wu Hongli slowed down.The young man watched Wu Hongli approaching, continued to sway back and forth vaguely, and looked at him with eyes that didn't match, as if he wanted to say something, but hesitated to speak.Wu Hongli felt very strange, so he walked over, ready to step over him and walk into the toilet.At this time, the young man finally spoke: "Don't go in." Before he finished speaking, Wu Hongli stepped in with one foot.Just in the middle of this step, his ears suddenly heard a graceful moan coming from the toilet, and his nose smelled an unusual smell in the smell of urine, naked, Like passion `desire.Only then did the aftertaste knock on his nerves belatedly, moving his feet from the toilet to where they were.The young man has been secretly looking at him from the side, seeing him take a step back in embarrassment, he burst into a smile, it can be seen that he has good intentions, but he is also happy to see others make a fool of himself.When Wu Hongli turned his head, his smile was too late to be squeezed back, so he could only stay by the latrine in the world, basking in the damp backstage, affectionate and self-satisfied.

"There are people, there are people. You wait behind me and wait for them to come out." The boy who caused the accident said softly, blinking his eyes.He looks very ordinary, with a little feminine.He withdrew his schadenfreude smile, blinked his eyes, and said nervously.He saw Wu Hongli's expressionless face.He thought that Wu Hongli's stern face was embarrassing because of this unintentional peeping, but in fact Wu Hongli was only angry and regretful, and he was angry every time he smelled lust.This is not because he has never had it, but because he has been planted on it, so he is angry. Although he does not want to, he still does not want to see it twice in this life-and the reason why he It was because she fell into the room of the chief's daughter, fell in love and pursued by her at first sight, and then was asked to fall in love with her in a daze.At that time, Wu Hongli thought that life was useless except for eating and drinking. Falling in love and being in a daze are both the same reason. Anyway, the world is still the world, and boring is boring.I was confused for a moment, so I agreed.

But after a long time, Wu Hongli realized that falling in love is not as good as being in a daze. The main thing is to fall in love with the chief's daughter. He can no longer climb walls, step on mud, watch plays, and eat less meat because he is the chief. A daughter's good lover, a civilized man.He hated the discomfort and decided to break up.But he doesn't know when to say, what to say, where to go after speaking, so he postpones infinitely and keeps thinking.He does//thinks, eats and thinks, goes to the toilet and thinks.Until one day, she was ups and downs on him, and Wu Hongli just thought: Why?So there was no movement, like a piece of wood, which made her very angry and slapped Wu Hongli across the face.At this time, Wu Hongli suddenly came to his senses, ah, what is he doing?Then his thoughts slipped like ooze, and he realized immediately that he was wasting his life.He raised his head and told her that he wanted to break up.This is the story of Wu Hongli falling into love.After she heard his bastard words, she burst into tears immediately, and slapped him again. Wu Hongli thought that this slap meant the end of the story, so she put on her pants and left, ran to climb the wall, stepped on the mud, Watching plays, eating meat, standing motionless on the field in a daze.

But he had not been free for a long time, the chief led the soldiers through the tall reeds, surrounded him, and escorted him back to the police station.Wu Hongli thought it was because of the theft next door, but when he arrived at the police station and saw her crying, he realized it was because of his courage.Where there is blessing, there is misfortune, and where there is cause, there is effect. On that day, Wu Hongli understood that he was the cause, and what he got was the result. The name of the result is "female guilt".This crime did not exist in ancient times, and it will not exist in the future. This crime was only designed for him, because Wu Hongli abandoned the chief's daughter, which meant that he offended all the women in Changle City, so he wanted to kill chickens and monkeys in Changle City. Show it to the whole town.The chief announced that the consequence of this crime is the death penalty.This is the second story of Wu Hongli's falling into love.Although the police chief said that the chief's daughter will not really kill him, as long as he does not do excessive things, such as falling in love with other people, she will stand still.But this could not comfort Wu Hongli. From that moment on, Wu Hongli understood that his life was controlled by others. He could not die. It was no longer because he was afraid of death, but because others did not want him to die. He lost the right to fear death.

And he can no longer play casually, because no matter where he is now, he is blinded by the chief's daughter.They are the eyes of all the women in Changle City. There are three thousand eyes in total. They stare at Wu Hongli, monitor Wu Hongli, and report all suspicious behaviors of Wu Hongli to the chief's daughter to increase the weight of the death penalty.Wu Hongli faced them during the day and at night. His eyes watched him, trying to steal two things from him, either love or life. They promised that as long as Wu Hongli turned around and said a good word to the chief's daughter, Then get married, the eyes can disappear, and his crimes can be destroyed.But Wu Hongli didn't want to give anything. He stared at them in vain, staring at them in vain. He was completely naked and didn't say a word.

111 At this time, Wu Hongli, because of this accident, recalled all those irritating erotic stories and traps, but the cock in the toilet was still ringing endlessly.As a result, the anger in his heart was getting bigger and bigger, and the desire to urinate in his stomach took the opportunity to make trouble again, urging him frequently, under the attack from three sides, Wu Hongli finally couldn't bear it anymore, he held his head up, and clicked his tongue amidst the young man's uneasy prying , In the end, he walked into the toilet swaggeringly, as if walking into a muddy field, leaving the young man stunned.

After walking in, Wu Hongli knew that the toilet has compartments, three latrines, and a small boxy grid. Men and women work in the small grid, blocked by wooden boards, so that others cannot see them. The latrines are next to each other and do not disturb each other. .Wu Hongli took off his pants and peed without changing his face. He regarded the sound as an accompaniment, and the sound was repeated to cheer him up. After he finished peeing neatly, he turned around and left, leaving a jungle of savages to return to a civilized society.As soon as he walked out of the toilet, he met the young man at the door looking at each other in dismay. The young man watched him finish peeing, and unknowingly felt urgent to urinate, but because of the men and women in the toilet, he still didn't dare to go in, so he had no choice but to face It was flushed red, and she walked helplessly, and the gloating just now was all gone.

If you have accomplished something by yourself and others have not, even if it is such a shitty thing as peeing, you will inevitably feel a little proud.Wu Hongli looked at the young man with the help of a passing candle, holding up the joy of the winner in his heart.The boy was dejected, with oil paint hanging from the tail of his lower eyes, as if he had rolled in a blue swamp and was kissed by a crocodile.Wu Hongli suddenly remembered that the singers also looked like this after taking off their make-up, and he was curious, and asked him, are you here to sing.

The young man looked up at him, gasping for breath, mainly because he was uncomfortable holding his urine, and replied in a soft voice, all the prestige before has disappeared, and I want to sing the next one, singing Flying Daggers, with only a few strokes of makeup , because I wanted to pee, I ran out, but I didn't expect the toilet to be robbed.Wu Hongli thought for a while, and counted again—he and Ge Fenglai were planning for the next show, and they didn't like any plays, they just loved watching House of Flying Daggers.So, which one do you sing?The boy bit his lip and said, "Sing Yu Ji."Hearing these words, Wu Hongli felt like his veins were pricked by a bee. It hurt and itched. He didn't like to look at anyone in House of Flying Daggers. The only thing he liked to look at was Concubine Yu, Concubine Yu's feet, Concubine Yu's face. , Yu Ji's sword, all things in the world are like gossamer, only Yu Ji is a living existence.

Wu Hongli said, are you really singing Concubine Yu?The boy nodded and looked into the toilet.At first he was not in a hurry, and he could still smile at Wu Hongli, but now he was facing a catastrophe and could not find a way out.But Wu Hongli didn't notice this, and all his strength was spent on suspicion.The young man in front of him is so ordinary, how can he look like Yu Ji?he thinks.The boy's face was like all human beings, with bland cracks and grievances.If there is anything special, it must be the few small freckles. They grow on the boy's ears. When he tilts his head and let his eyes pass anxiously, the freckles gather around the ears, like a few moldy freckles. bug.

In fact, regardless of whether the young man is Concubine Yu or not, Wu Hongli is the one who suffers.If he was Concubine Yu and Wu Hongli didn't help him, Wu Hongli would see Concubine Yu holding her urine, and today's scene would be extremely unpleasant. Concubine Yu is wrong, everything is wrong.If he wasn't Concubine Yu, that would be easy, but Wu Hongli had to bear the confusion of whether the young man was Concubine Yu before Concubine Yu came on stage, which would also waste Wu Hongli's time.In short, this matter is as troublesome as thinking about life and death, and it all started because Wu Hongli loves Concubine Yu.

Wu Hongli weighed the pros and cons and made up his mind, so he said, "Then let me help you. You go in and pee, and I'll watch out for you. If they want to come out, I'll cough."After he finished speaking, he looked at the boy expressionlessly, and let the boy look back in surprise.He said this as if he was going to eat, without considering any other possibilities, so the silence between them was not embarrassing.

The boy thought for a while, then stammered, okay.Talking is as usual as eating, but there is always a little panic.He turned around and ran in, tick-tock, took off his pants, and went to his toilet with a splash.As for Wu Hongli, he dutifully looked at the grid, turning a deaf ear to his panting.The latrine was pitch black, only the excess urine stains next to the squares reflected the young man. After a long soak, he hurriedly tied up his trousers, peeked at Wu Hongli, then turned his head, and the freckles on his ears followed His movements flickered with a "hoo", in the air full of lust, like wild geese flying away suddenly.Because of this gaze, Wu Hongli also glanced at him, but only with this gaze, he remembered those freckles clearly. Perhaps it was because the young man himself didn't remember anything, this glance was particularly profound, and the freckles were vivid. Come over, even though it was only a few seconds, at that moment they soared up in the dark air, hissing as hard as they could to become Concubine Yu.Wu Hongli believed it at this time, maybe the young man is Yu Ji, if not, it doesn't matter, because now, he is already.

"My name is Feng Xian'er, wait and see, I will appear." After urinating, the boy raised his pants, said in a panic, and ran out.

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