Memoirs of a Kangaroo Unemployed

Xu Hua continued to analyze, "One sip of tea leaves can infuse you with these demonic auras. There must be someone in this family who has just become a demon, and the leak of the demonic aura will cause the tea leaves to be contaminated with demonic aura."

"Uh..." Liszt raised his hand and asked, "To be honest, I never understood why there is magic energy in the tea leaves?"

Xu Hua: "Do you know what Shennong used to detoxify when he tasted the herbs?"

"Tea?" Liszt remembered learning this text when he was a child.

"Yes, in addition to detoxification, tea leaves can also absorb the magic energy in the environment and play a role in purification. So you are infected with the magic energy only after you tasted the tea that has absorbed the magic energy." Xu Hua explained.

Liszt asked worriedly, "Will that have any effect on my body?"

"This bit of devilish energy shouldn't have much effect on monsters." Xu Hua pulled Liszt's wrist and felt his pulse, "What have you been eating these days?"

"It was spicy hot pot for lunch yesterday, and porridge for dinner. Is it okay to eat something pungent?"

"It's okay, spicy can make you sweat and speed up the metabolism of devil energy. What about today's noon?"

Liszt replied suspiciously: "It's noon today? Isn't this..." Turning to look at the clock on the wall, it can't be early morning at this time, so, "What? It's already three o'clock in the afternoon?!"

"...It should be the demonic energy that made you sleep until now." Xu Hua explained, before he stopped, "It's nothing serious, it's just a little weak, just rest for a few days and you'll be fine."

Huh - that's good.

"However..." Xu Hua added, "Until the demonic energy has completely faded, you'd better not go out and rest at home, and you may feel a little restless when you sleep these few days."

Liszt thought of the few dreams he had just had, "Uh...how can you be restless?"

"Some have nightmares, some have obscene dreams, it varies from person to person."

Obscenity... Suddenly remembering that I haven't changed my pants, I can't help but look between my legs.It had already leaked out, a dark mark on the sweatpants.

I raised my head in embarrassment, and it was nice to meet Xu Hua's eyes, he had an expression that I understood.Liszt hurriedly picked up a pillow to cover it, "Well... take whatever you want to eat, I... I... I'm going to take a shower." He ran back to the room in embarrassment.

After Liszt took a shower and changed his clothes, Xu Hua had already poured boiling water for himself, while Xiao Hei was still playing with the carpet.Sitting over to touch Xiao Hei's head, Liszt said to Xu Hua, "Xiao Hei won't have a skin disease, right? He likes to rub on the carpet so much."

"Probably not, he has been dewormed regularly." Xu Hua pulled Xiao Hei up, and checked the fur on his stomach to check the skin.

"Eh? Xu Hua, why did Xiao Hei come to my house suddenly today?" Liszt also wanted to thank Xiao Hei for waking him up.

Xu Hua flipped Xiao Hei's fur and said, "I didn't know at first, but" Xu Hua raised his head and asked Liszt, "were you dreaming at that time?"

Liszt suddenly remembered his dream, and blushed a little, "Yes."

"That's right, Xiao Hei is a four-eyed dog. He must have come to save you after smelling the devilish energy you emitted. If you didn't have it, your dream would have lasted until night."

Liszt scratched his head, "Hey hey, that's how it is, thank you, Xiao Hei." He walked and touched Xiao Hei's head, but Xiao Hei's claws were controlled by the owner, so he could only lick Liszt's hand with his tongue to express affectionate.

There was no hair loss or erythema, and Xiao Hei's skin was very healthy. After being allowed to be free, Xiao Hei immediately rolled with Liszt.

"Hahaha, Xiao Hei, don't lick my face~"

"Wang! Wang Wang!"

Xu Hua rolled her eyes at Xiao Hei, eating the dog inside and out.

In the evening, Liszt strongly invited Xu Hua and Xiao Hei to stay for dinner, and Xu Hua readily agreed.In order to thank Xiao Hei, Liszt cooked chicken breast for Xiao Hei.Although Xu Hua doesn't need to eat, his body is not small, and his transformed body needs to take in a certain amount of macro and trace elements every day to maintain his health.

Liszt found that Xu Hua's physical condition had deteriorated a lot after not seeing him for a few days, so he soaked a big bowl of fertilizer that he used to grow flowers for Xu Hua to eat.After Xu Hua drank this bowl of fertilizer, her body changed immediately, her skin became more rosy, and even the hair turned from leaves became more shiny and black.

Putting down the sea bowl, "Ah...delicious~" Xu Hua narrowed her eyes happily.

Liszt saw it, and felt inexplicably sad in his heart, "Xu Hua, why don't you take this bag of fertilizer home and drink it."

Xu Hua shy away shyly, "Thank you, no need, I have them at home." And these fertilizers seem expensive.

Liszt knew that Xu Hua usually only ate urea fertilizer in order to save money, "I don't grow flowers recently, and this fertilizer is a waste at home, why don't you take it to drink." Liszt put down the bowl and chopsticks, and quickly found a plastic bag to put the fertilizer in the bag. Put it inside and hang it on the back of Xu Hua's chair.

Xu Hua couldn't refuse, so she agreed.

After dinner, Liszt walked home with him.Xiao Hei wanted to help, so he took Xu Hua's fertilizer from Liszt's hand, running fast on four legs, and the fertilizer in the bag was crumbling under its shaking.Seeing it, Xu Hua quickly caught up with it, snatched the fertilizer, and then reprimanded Xiao Hei.

At this time, Liszt watched Xu Hua running from a distance, his body was very thin.He sighed silently in his heart, why bother you two.

Xu Hua's house was not far from Liszt's house. If Liszt's house was on the side of a mountain, then Xu Hua lived at the foot of the mountain.It was originally a small village, but later most of the people in the village bought commercial houses and moved out of the village.Many villagers will rent their houses to some migrant workers who work in the county. Although the location is relatively remote, the rent is very low.

Xu Hua rented a two-and-a-half-story house with a small yard outside.There is a bathroom, a kitchen, and a warehouse on the first floor. There are two bedrooms on the second floor. There is only one room on the third floor, and the other half is a balcony.

Xu Hua only rented one of the rooms, and the landlord said that the other three rooms may be rented out in the future, but no one has moved in yet.Although he had to bear all the rent for the first floor alone, it was a good thing for Xu Hua.

After sending Xu Hua home, Liszt still had a few words to say.

He hesitated for a long time and finally said, "Xu Hua."

"Ok?"

"Uh...you've been out for almost a year...do you really plan to go back?"

...Xu Hua tightened her hand holding the fertilizer, smiled wryly and shook her head, "...I don't know."

Liszt knew that he had a big mouth, and made Xu Hua recall the sad things again. He felt a little guilty, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have mentioned this."

"It's okay, I know you care about me too." Xu Hua patted Liszt's shoulder, "I will take care of myself."

Xiao Hei also yelled twice from the side: "Wow!" I will take good care of my master too!

After stroking Xiao Hei's head, Liszt said goodbye to Xu Hua and turned to go home.Seeing that Liszt was gone, Xiao Hei hurried to the gate of the yard and shouted, "Wow, woof!"

Liszt turned around and waved to Xiao Hei, "Goodbye Xiao Hei~"

"Wow! Woo..." Seeing Liszt walking away, Xiao Hei walked back into the room dejectedly, and suddenly heard Xu Hua's vomiting. Hearing the sound, Xiao Hei ran to the bathroom, Xu Hua collapsed on the ground.

"Woof woof!" Master!Xiao Hei kept arching Xu Hua's hanging arm with his head, "Woo..."

Xu Hua struggled to put his hand on Xiao Hei's head, and touched it reassuringly, "I'm fine."

He put his left hand on the vein gate of his right hand, the blood vessels that beat regularly, and the perfused blood flowed like balls.Xu Hua's fingers gradually became trembling, and tears flowed from the corners of her eyes, falling drop by drop on the tiles.

"Woo... woo..." Feeling the sadness of his master, Xiao Hei quietly buried his head under Xu Hua's armpit.Suddenly, it seemed to think of something, got up and wanted to run outside.

"Little Hei! Stop!" Xu Hua shouted to stop it.

Xiao Hei stopped at the door, and slowly walked back with his tail drooping, but he didn't dare to get close, so he could only lay down at the door of the bathroom and looked at Xu Hua aggrievedly.

Xu Hua hugged her shoulders and leaned against the corner, feeling pain and helplessness... Mu Jiang...

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Liszt called immediately after walking home.The voice on the other end of the phone was a bit noisy, and the man covered the receiver, "Wait a minute." He seemed to change his place to talk, and the noise around him gradually decreased.

The man said: "You say."

Hearing the man's lukewarm voice, Liszt became annoyed, "Are you a fucking human...you're a monster! Do you know that your wife is sick!"

"What?!" The man's voice was slightly anxious, "Is it serious?"

Hearing the man's emotional tone, Liszt calmed down his anger, "Xu Hua's complexion is very bad. I feel that I have lost a lot of weight in the past few days, and my hair is also a little yellow."

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a while, and the man's deep voice rang out: "Do you have any symptoms of vomiting?"

Liszt: "I don't know, he just had a meal at my house."

After hearing the answer, the man continued to ask, "Are there any special symptoms?"

"I'll go, I'm not your medical student, how would I know." Li Situ was speechless.

There was another silence on the phone.

"Hello?" Liszt confirmed if there was anyone on the other side.

Finally the voice sounded again, "Help me to see him tomorrow, I'll come over when I find time."

Liszt didn't like the tone of this man's order, "You fucking..."

"Thank you." The man said.

"Then, that's good... okay." Liszt, who rarely heard men say thank you, was a little overwhelmed.

After hanging up the phone, Liszt picked up the phone and wanted to call Xu Hua, when the voice of money was thrown out, and a message popped up on the notification board: "Mu Jiang transferred a sum of money to you."

Liszt clicked, and the man left him a message: "Take good care of him, thank you." Fuck it, getting two thank you from the surname Mu in a day is really amazing.