Memoirs of a Kangaroo Unemployed

Liszt didn't expect that a monster would be involved in the murder in this small place that has been selected as the "Safe County of the Demon World" for many years.These are not under the control of the household registration management department, so Liszt actually expected something to happen in the spirit of watching the excitement.

Yujing's family likes to eat seafood, which Liszt told Shan Zeng.After separating from Wu Xiaolu, the two went directly to the supermarket.Due to the many uncontrollable factors brought about by the single increase, Liszt's food for the past two days has been particularly poor.He was also in a good mood today, so Liszt decided to buy some delicious toothpaste.

It was past five o'clock in the evening when everything was bought, and the battery car could no longer hold the ingredients and meat. Although Liszt could put these things in the kangaroo bag, he still didn't want Shan Zeng to know that he had a kangaroo bag.

Liszt parked the battery car in the garage, took a plastic bag for vegetables, packed two distiller's eggs pickled by himself, and planned to wash them and steam them in rice.

Pulling down the shutter door of the garage, Liszt inserted the key and closed the door.

Shan Zeng looked at Liszt's empty garage and asked, "Why don't you buy a car?"

Liszt replied: "I don't even have a driver's license, what car to buy." After a pause, "Besides, I have no money."

It's not that Liszt didn't plan to buy a scooter.After all, the winter in a small county town is extremely gloomy and cold. At the end of the year, when I visited the Yaokou of the local household registration, the cold winter wind blew on my face. Liszt, who was riding a small electric donkey with two lines of clear tears, always secretly decided that he must save money next year. buy a car!

But it always backfired, because Liszt often did not follow the regulations to leave his post without permission, and the complaints were always one after another.

It's not...

Liszt sat on the sofa with the note in his hand and howled, "Ah! I'm going to die, I'm being complained again! What to do, what to do, the year-end bonus is about to disappear again."

Just before opening the door, the two found a roll of paper pinned to the doorknob. Liszt opened it up and saw that it read:

I want to sue you! ! ! (trace twice and capitalize)

I finally entered the city once!You TM are not here again!

This TM is my fourth visit this month!

Nothing more than three!I will definitely complain to you this time! ! ! !

Zhang Yunbao

Seeing this note, Shan Zeng recognized the name on the note, "The rabbit spirit from Hu Yangzhen?"

Liszt tremblingly held the note in his hand and replied: "The point is not this, but that I've been complained about again!"

Liszt quickly opened the door and ran to the study to turn on the computer and check his complaint records.Sure enough, the list showed: "(serial number) 1 (reason) AWOL (reporter) Mr. Zhang (telephone) 15XXXXXXXXXX March xx, 2010 Click to view details."

Liszt: ...

Having been busy in front of the computer for 10 minutes, Liszt kept submitting complaints, hoping that the system would pass and withdraw the complaint.But every time the result shows "After review by the system, your appeal failed."

Shan Zeng was already very hungry, he patted Liszt on the shoulder, "Can we finish cooking?"

Liszt withdrew his hand and shook it off, "Oh, don't bother me."

Shan Zeng: "But I'm hungry."

After revising and submitting the application again, Liszt said to Shan Zeng: "Can the rice cooker be used? You steam the rice first."

"will not."

At this time, the submitted application was rejected again, and Liszt turned his head angrily and shouted at Shan Zeng: "So what the hell are you doing?"

Shan Zeng was inexplicably angered by Liszt, so he endured it, "You cook first, and I will submit the application for you."

Who is the tone of your order commanding?Liszt was very angry, "You know what a fart."

Shan Zeng knew it, and Liszt could only stroke his hair at this time, "Let me try it, I have operated this system before."

At this time, Liszt, who had lost his temper with Shan Zeng, also felt a little regretful.

Anyway, the reason for submitting by yourself is not sufficient, and there is no way to keep modifying it.Liszt, who was ashamed in his heart, still listened to Shan Zeng, and went to make dinner first.

After finishing the meal, Liszt wiped his hands on the apron, and was about to go to the study to ask Shan Zeng to come out to eat. Shan Zeng walked out of the study by himself, and said, "It's done."

Liszt stopped, "What's done...you got it?"

Shan Zeng nodded.

"Ah!" Liszt jumped up and hugged Shan Zeng, "No, I want to see, hahahaha."

Shan Zeng pulled Liszt off in embarrassment.Liszt jumped to the study as soon as he landed, and went to the computer. Liszt looked at his complaint page, the list was blank, and there were no red letters!

Excitedly holding Shan Zeng's hand, Liszt looked at him adoringly, "How did you do it?"

"I made a call and asked Wu Xiaolu to issue a certificate for you, proving that you were accompanying me on business in the afternoon, and then called Zhang Yunbao to tell Zhang Yunbao about your special situation, and asked him to withdraw the complaint, that's all."

Liszt: "How did you convince Zhang Yunbao?"

"I told him to come here at night and let you do it for him directly." Shan Zeng replied.

"That simple?"

Shan Zeng replied: "Otherwise?"

"Then~ go to eat?" Now, Liszt's mood can be said to be very good.

The pleasant meal time came to an end soon, and Shan Zeng went to wash the dishes as usual.

Liszt lay on the sofa enjoying a rare leisure time.

"Boom, boom, boom." Someone knocked on the door outside.

Liszt got up and ran to the gate, looking out through the cat's eyes, it was Zhang Yunbao who had arrived.

Zhang Yunbao didn't come empty-handed, he entered the door with two boxes of oranges in his hand.

"Hey, Lao Zhang brought gifts here, how polite." He said as he wanted to take the oranges.

Zhang Yunbao dodged sideways and shouted to the inside: "Is Mr. Shan there?"

Shan Zeng was washing dishes when he heard someone calling him, so he came out of the kitchen.

Zhang Yunbao smiled obsequiously, and put the oranges by the wall, "Hi Mr. Shan, I have looked up to you for a long time, these two boxes of oranges are grown by myself, don't dislike them, make sure you are healthy! Make sure they are green! Hehehe." He stretched out his hand I want to shake hands with Shan Zeng.

Shan Zeng's hand was full of foam, and he couldn't make it free, so Zhang Yunbao's hand stayed in the air for a while before withdrawing it in embarrassment.

He looked at Shan Zeng's appearance and rubbed his hands, "Young Master Shan still has to work when he lives here, why don't you come to my house? My family has two houses in the county seat. Which one do you like to live in?"

Although he knew it was a polite gesture, Shan Zeng smiled and politely refused, "Thank you, it's all arranged by the superior."

Liszt was furious at the side: Huh!Not satisfied?

Seemingly rejected, Zhang Yunbao continued: "Master Shan is my benefactor, please tell me if Mr. Shan has any difficulties, that..." He pointed to Liszt, "Liszt has my phone number, or... I will leave a note Here is your business card." After speaking, he stuffed a business card into Shan Zeng's apron pocket.

"Old Zhang, are you still doing something?" Liszt said angrily.

Zhang Yunbao ignored Liszt, smiled politely and said to Shan Zeng: "Then you are busy, I will take care of things."

Single added back to the kitchen to wash the dishes.And Zhang Yunbao followed Liszt to the study to handle business.

Liszt took the household registration information of Zhang Yunbao's family from the bookshelf, and asked Zhang Yunbao, "What business do you want to handle?"

After hearing Liszt's words, Zhang Yunbao suddenly wrote a few words on the paper mysteriously: "The whole family moved out except my household registration."

"What?" Liszt was surprised, Zhang Yunbao quickly signaled Liszt to shut up.

Zhang Yunbao continued to write on the paper: "You have to keep it a secret, move out today, and my family will leave tomorrow."

Liszt wrote at the bottom of his line: "But you need to come to handle it with your ID card."

Zhang Yunbao then wrote at the bottom: "We know each other so well, so don't go through formal procedures."

Liszt shook his head and wrote on the paper: "No! I will deduct my year-end bonus if found out."

Zhang Yunbao got angry, and said: "Are you going to deal with it? Don't let me continue to complain about you!"

Liszt was most afraid of being complained, and suddenly lost his confidence, "Don't, don't, I will do it, can't I do it?"

Liszt was proficient in business, and quickly issued the certificate of moving out of the household registration of the whole family except Zhang Yunbao.Then turn on the computer, log on to the local area network and prepare to change the electronic data.

"Hey, wait a minute." Zhang Yunbao stopped Liszt.

He wrote on the paper: "Help me register online the day after tomorrow."

Liszt asked: "Why?"

Continue to write: "I will call you when the time comes, and you can fill it out for me."

It's not a big deal, Liszt agreed.Zhang Yunbao folded the supporting documents and stuffed them into the briefcase, "Then I'm leaving."

Liszt suddenly had an ominous premonition, and unconsciously asked to stay: "Old Zhang, let's have another cup of tea."

Zhang Yunbao waved his hand: "No, come again next time."

In the living room, Liszt sent Zhang Yunbao out, and Shan Zeng was sitting on the sofa watching TV after washing the dishes.

"Citizens, please actively provide relevant clues, thank you." The missing person announcement happened to be on the TV.

Zhang Yunbao paused when he heard this, and looked at the TV screen.

"What's wrong?" Liszt asked.

"It's nothing, I'm leaving." After speaking, he opened the door and left quickly.

Leaving Liszt and Shan Zeng looking at each other.

……

The next day, when Shan Zeng woke up, Liszt was already preparing breakfast.After Shan Zeng washed up, he went to the kitchen to find something to eat.

Liszt filled him with a bowl of noodles in a big bowl, took the noodles and Shan Zeng said to Li Si: "I talked to the CCA people on the phone last night."

Liszt said: "Well, what's the matter." Turned around and loaded the noodles.

"Wen Xiaoxiao's matter may be related to the case I want to investigate." Shan Zeng said.

After a spoonful, Liszt said excitedly: "Niu B! Have I really encountered a big case?"

Shan Zeng smiled and said, "Aren't you afraid?"

"I'm afraid, what will I do then, I'm afraid I'll say the wrong thing when I get nervous." Liszt worried.

Shan Zeng blinked, "As a matter of fact, Yu Jing's family is not within the scope of suspicion."

Liszt said: "Really? Then shall we go?"

"Of course I'm going, I can ask something else." Shan Zeng sat down on his seat.

"That's great." Liszt put the noodles on the table, "Then I don't worry about it."

Shan Zeng still explained to Liszt: "The fewer people involved in my case, the better, so let's just pretend to be ordinary visits and don't reveal too much to them."

"Uh-huh."