Memoirs of a Kangaroo Unemployed

Yan Sen tightly pinched the yellow talisman in his hand, and slammed his fist on the table. He asked Wu Xiaolu sharply, "Why did you betray us!"

Wu Xiaolu smiled coldly and said, "Hmph, I've never submitted to you, so how could I betray you?"

"You!" Yan Sen grabbed Wu Xiaolu by the collar and lifted him up, his furious eyes were bloodshot. "Aren't you afraid of death?"

Wu Xiao Lupi smiled and said, "I'm afraid." But he didn't panic at all, staring at Yan Sen's red eyes, he said, "Yan Yu, a native of Yanjia Village, Changhe County."

"..."

Hearing this name, Yan Sen's anger suddenly extinguished, and he looked at Wu Xiaolu in disbelief.

Seeing the reaction, Wu Xiaolu smiled secretly, and then read: "Born in 1700, died in 1718."

Yan Sen's hand has been completely loosened. The words Wu Xiaolu said are very penetrating but ethereal, like voices from another world, vague and indistinct, seeming to be true.

Breaking away from Yan Sen's shackles, Wu Xiaolu straightened his collar and walked slowly behind him, "18 years old, he died before reaching the age of weak crown, you say he..." Wu Xiaolu leaned close to Yan Sen's ear, "Yes How did you die?"

Yan Sen suddenly turned around and grabbed Wu Xiaolu's neck, yelling frantically, "Stop talking!"

But even if Wu Xiaolu was strangled, he still had to squeeze out the last sentence, "The evil... is raging, Yan Yu was killed by the demons..."

After Wu Xiaolu said the last sentence, Yan Sen suddenly hugged his head in pain, growled in pain, and his eyes glowed white.

Wu Xiaolu, who was let go, hurriedly clutched his chest and gasped for a few breaths. After recovering, he continued to stimulate him with words, "Yan Sen, you have been a lackey for the demons for so long, have you forgotten your hatred!"

"No—" The layer of crystal covering Yan Sen's eyes shattered, and the scarlet fragments scattered all over the ground. When he raised his head again, the color of his eyes had turned into the brown-black color of ordinary people.

Wu Xiaolu took a few glances and said, "Well, it looks much more pleasing to the eye this way."

In an instant, a large number of lost memories flooded back into his mind, Yan Sen couldn't adapt, he sat down on the chair, and propped his forehead with his palms impatiently.

It was only then that he noticed that the talisman paper that had just been ripped off the wall had been imprinted on the palm of his hand like a tattoo, and the pattern on it was no longer the original one.Not even any kind I've ever seen.

"What is this?" Yan Sen asked suspiciously.

This rune was drawn by Bai Zihan. The front of the rune is indeed a pattern of restraining enchantment runes, while the back of the yellow paper is a rune used to unlock Yan Sen's memory seal.

But Wu Xiaolu didn't understand the details, so he replied, "It was drawn by your master."

"Master?" Yan Sen didn't remember this person.

"You don't know, don't think about it." Wu Xiaolu walked in front of Yan Sen and discussed with him, "You remember now, the demon who killed your brother Yan Yu back then is your current 'master' .As long as you join us, we can help you avenge your revenge."

Thinking that he had worked under the enemy's hands for so long in the past few years, Yan Sen blamed himself. "well!"

Wu Xiaolu comforted him and said, "If he hadn't cast a curse on you, you wouldn't lose your memory, so don't blame yourself too much."

"Then what can I do?" Yan Sen raised his head and asked.

Wu Xiaolu said: "Remove the barrier in your room first, and follow my instructions for the rest."

Yan Sen thought for a while and said, "Yes, but I have a request."

Unexpectedly, Yan Sen made a request, Wu Xiaolu frowned and said, "What request?"

"I want to kill Zhao Tingxiao myself."

Hey, who is this?Wu Xiaolu looked at him and said, "Who are you talking about?"

"The name of the enemy, Zhao Tingxiao."

Oh~ It turns out that the master's name is Zhao Tingxiao, but he is the mastermind of the case, and it is impossible for Yan Sen to handle it at will. Wu Xiaolu immediately refused, "No."

"That's all I wish for." Yan Sen made a gesture that if you don't agree, I won't help you.

Wu Xiaolu had no choice but to take a step back, "I can't decide this matter, unless you help us first, it is possible to give you this opportunity."

Yan Sen looked at his palm and decided, "OK."

Hearing Yan Sen's agreement, Wu Xiaolu finally let go of his hanging heart. He patted Yan Sen's shoulder and said, "Then let's untie the barrier quickly. They must be waiting in a hurry."

……

Everyone is very anxious...

Seeing that the appointed time was approaching, Zhang Fafa anxiously turned to Shan Zeng and whispered, "Boss, did Wu Xiaolu fail in his action? Why hasn't there been any movement until now?"

Shan Zeng said: "Xiaolu's task is very difficult, don't worry and let him take his time."

Bai Zihan felt that Zhang Fafa was doubting his skills, "Zhang Fafa, do you not trust Wu Xiaolu or my runes?"

Zhang Fafa hurriedly said, "Don't dare." He immediately turned back to his seat.

Bai Zihan is not satisfied with his plan.At that time, when he heard Wu Xiaolu say his senior brother's name, he thought it sounded familiar, so he quickly asked Shan Zeng to check the records of the crimes committed by the demons in the human world around 500 years ago in the Central Prosecution Bureau, so he found this case from more than 300 years ago.

Everyone was quite surprised that Bai Zihan knew about this. Bai Zihan replied: "The case was quite a sensation at the time. Almost everyone in the village was killed, and those who survived were taken away by the demons. I just woke up. It didn't take long, and it was boring all day long, and Bai Que would usually tell me something that just happened in the Three Realms."

Here everyone continued to lie on the hillside waiting for Wu Xiaolu's signal, while Yan Sen also removed the barrier outside the room.

Although only the color of the iris changed after Yan Sen regained his memory, Wu Xiaolu asked him to find a coat with a hood to cover it up in order to prevent other demons from discovering it.

Once out the door, everything went smoothly.

With the blessing of Yan Sen's title of "big brother", no one will ask Wu Xiaolu for permission wherever he goes.The two walked all the way to the entrance of the sewer.

There are two guards here, and when they saw Yan Sen coming over, they hurriedly bowed respectfully.

Yan Sen ignored them and waved them back.

After the two guards left, Wu Xiaolu threw the signal beads in his hand into the sewer.

"Dangdangdang." After a few sounds, the beads rolled away.

This bead was also Bai Zihan's invention. It was condensed with his demon power, and Bai Zihan was absolutely attracted to it.

The few people squatting at the exit of the sewer finally saw the signal from Wu Xiaolu.After Bai Zihan received the beads, he immediately took out the jade pendant and sent a message to Bai Que.

Bai Que, who was lying on the recliner, received the news from Bai Zihan, and immediately stood up with a carp.

His position was facing the surveillance, and he could only reply to Bai Zihan in the toilet of the suite.

Bai Que pretended to lift his trousers, took a few tissues on the table, and went to the toilet.

Bai Que replied to Bai Zihan while sitting on the toilet with the lid on.After the two confirmed the time, Bai Que was ready to do it.

Because the cave has just been renovated, the toilet door of Bai Que's suite was just installed a few days ago. A long bunch of keys were inserted in the keyhole, and the demons did not take it away.

Bai Que pulled out the key chain, went back to the toilet, and inserted the key into the socket by the sink.

"Pfft!" A spark of electricity flashed, and the lights in the room went out.

Doing so can only affect less than half of the circuits in the cave, but it is enough for Bai Que's next actions.

The monitoring in the room does not use a dedicated power supply, so it cannot work when the power is cut off.

The area around Yan Sen's room was also within the range of influence. As soon as Wu Xiaolu saw that the power was cut off, he acted immediately. He and Yan Sen attacked the two demon guards and the spirit eater respectively, and wiped out the demons near the sewer.

Bai Que in the room used magic to dissolve the barrier outside the room, and pushed open the door with one hand.Seeing Bai Que escape from the room, the two demons guarding his door quickly raised their magical weapons to attack Bai Que.

Bai Que instantly transformed into countless conical leaf clusters to protect his body, and then waved his hand, all the needles were inserted into the body of the demons, and the two demons fell to the ground and died before they could react.

Everything was done without anyone noticing, and most of the demons were called to the front hall to burn the stove at this time, and the few remaining demons almost ran to the front hall after the power outage.

Bai Que dragged the two corpses into his room. At this time, Zhang Fafa and Xiong Qi, who received the news, also climbed into Bai Que's room through the vent.

Xiong Qi, who jumped down from the air vent, saw Bai Que first, and was so frightened that he almost broke out in a cold sweat. Where did Elder Bai Que go?Why is there a demon standing in the room!

Zhang Fafa then jumped down, saw Xiong Qi motionless, and asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Xiong Qi pointed at Bai Que tremblingly.

Zhang Fafa didn't expect that it wasn't Bai Que that he saw when he entered Bai Que's room. He hurried up and grabbed the wooden boards of the ceiling, trying to escape.

Bai Que quickly stopped him, "You are Zihan's friends, right?"

The ceiling board that Zhang Fafa was holding on to suddenly cracked, and Zhang Fafa who was not holding on to it slipped down again.

Xiong Qi quickly caught Zhang Fafa, looked at Bai Que with a complicated expression, and said, "You...you are?"

Bai Que smiled brightly, "You don't know me?"

Before seeing Bai Que, both Zhang Fafa and Xiong Qi thought that Bai Que would be a bad old man when he was a thousand years old, but standing in front of them was such a young and handsome man, and both of them were dumbfounded.

"You... are you Bai Que?"

Seeing the shocked expressions on their faces, Bai Que replied, "Yes, why, is it strange?"

"No, no, no." "No, no...hehehe."

"Then let's go." Bai Que threw the two corpses he was carrying to the corner of the wall, turned and walked towards the door.

Zhang Fafa and Xiong Qi discovered the two corpses he was carrying in his hand, and when they looked at the dead bodies, hey——it was too miserable.

"Elder Bai Que." Xiong Qi couldn't help but stop him.

Bai Que turned around and asked, "Is there anything unclear?"

"No...yes." Xiong Qi couldn't help stammering when he saw Bai Que's aura of wanting to kill, "Elder Bai Baique, we are here to escort you away."

Bai Que smiled kindly, "No need, you go on your own."

He opened the door just to go out, and suddenly stopped, he turned his head again and looked at the bewildered two people and said, "Do you want to come together?" His tone was full of invitation.

Xiong Qi turned around and confirmed his eyes with Zhang Fafa, and hurriedly nodded to Bai Que, "Yes, yes!"

The author has something to say:

I'm too embarrassed to say it...I almost fell asleep halfway through writing yesterday, so I dragged the time (?￣???￣??)