Memoirs of a Kangaroo Unemployed

God knows how hungry Bai Zihan is, he ate up the big bag of fertilizer that was left before.The empty bags after eating take up half of the trash can, 2kg!A whole 2kg of fertilizer... such an expensive thing, Liszt is so distressed.

Bai Zihan walked over to Liszt with peace of mind and said, "Liszt, do you still have this thing? I think it's quite delicious, better than rice."

Liszt took out the bag and shook it, but he didn't get any scum, "It's gone, I'll eat it all for you."

"Oh..." I knew I should eat less.

Liszt turned the bag over, thinking that it could still be used after washing it, but when he turned the bag over, the bag was a bit sticky. Liszt rubbed it in his hands and asked: "What's the matter?" What is it? Has it deteriorated?"

Bai Zihan snatched the bag and rolled it into a ball, and stuffed it back into the trash can, "Don't touch it...then what, I licked it."

"What?!" Liszt rubbed his fingertips again before realizing, "Damn!" He quickly turned on the faucet to wash his hands.

Damn Bai Zihan is too disgusting!How can you lick like this.

Liszt washed his hands several times before getting rid of the disgusting feeling in his heart.

He looked at Bai Zihan with disgust and said, "What are you doing?"

Bai Zihan replied: "Well, I soaked it a little and thought it didn't taste good, so I ate it dry."

Liszt felt 1 shit in his heart, "Aren't you... 彁?"

Bai Zihan squeezed the fertilizer bag, "It's okay, I drank a lot of water." He tilted his head and thought for a while, then said, "But it's delicious when soaked."

"Hey!" Bai Zihan patted Liszt on the shoulder, "What do you think is the best food?"

"I don't want to eat this again!" I didn't want to stay in the kitchen with you to discuss such weird topics, so Liszt hurried away.

Liszt didn't make breakfast, so Shan Zeng went downstairs to buy it.Shan Zeng and Liszt ate steamed stuffed buns and drank soy milk, and the CCA staff had almost arrived.

Halfway through breakfast, Shan Zeng and Liszt said, "You may know someone who will come later."

Liszt, who was buried in the porridge, raised his head and said, "Is there anyone else I know?"

Shan Zeng wiped the rice grains from the corner of Liszt's mouth, "Maybe we know each other."

Liszt wiped himself, "Who is it?"

Shan Zeng said, "One is Wu Xiaolu's father."

"Huh? How did your superiors arrange it? Wu Xiaolu is a suspect."

Shan Zeng shook his head, "I don't know, maybe there is a reason for the bureau's arrangement."

Liszt said: "Anyway, I don't care. Wu Xiaolu's father came and I wanted to sue. Let me see if his father can be so stern and impartial."

"Ding dong—ding dong—" the doorbell rang, and Shan Zeng stood up to open the door. It was the people from the Central Crime Bureau who had arrived.

Three people sneaked in, tall, short, fat and thin, all of them were quite distinctive.

Before entering the door, the shorter, thinner and younger one said, "Captain Shan's living conditions are good~" When he entered the door, "Hey, it's clean and tidy."

After tidying up the table briefly, Liszt hurriedly greeted him, "Hello! Hello!"

The short and thin one smiled and reached out to Liszt, "Hey, this is sister-in-law, hello sister-in-law~ I'm Zhang Fafa."

"..." Liszt stretched his hand halfway, and his smiling face gradually stiffened, "You...what did you call me?"

"Hey, it's been rumored in the bureau..." The tall fat guy next to Zhang Fafa quickly covered his mouth, and smiled awkwardly at Liszt, "Sister-in-law... oh no, hello Director Li, my name is Xiong Qi. After speaking, he showed two rows of shiny white teeth.

After hearing what Zhang Fafa said, Liszt couldn't smile at Xiong Qi, and said with difficulty, "Hello."

The last person to come in was Wu Xiaolu's father, Wu Yanzhang. Liszt met him once and only remembered that he was very serious.

Sure enough, Wu Yanzhang didn't say much when he saw Liszt, he just said, "Hello." and entered the room.

Although Wu Yanzhang has worked longer than Shan Zeng, the two have the same official rank, but Shan Zeng respects Wu Yanzhang because he is a senior.

It's not that Wu Yanzhang has been unable to be promoted because he is incompetent, but because he is popular and upright, he offended many people with his words.It was nine o'clock, and seeing that breakfast was still on the dining table, he said to Shan Zeng, "You guys just woke up?"

Shan Zeng knew that Wu Yanzhang had committed an old problem again, so he touched his nose and said nothing.

Wu Yanzhang shook his hands and snorted coldly, "You still want to handle the case well? All you have is ability but not hard work."

Not knowing why, Liszt looked at Shan Zeng unconsciously.

Hearing how lively it was outside, Bai Zihan came out stretched. He didn't tie his hair up, and his long hair was scattered around his waist. Coupled with his androgynous face, he was a peerless beauty.Zhang Fafa and Xiong Qi were almost stunned.

"Beautiful...girl...?" Zhang Fafa said, staring at Bai Zihan intently.

Bai Zihan frowned slightly, "What did you say?"

He didn't realize that Bai Zihan was in a bad mood. Zhang Fafa just sighed for how unique the beauty's voice was, and then continued to say cheerfully, "Hi beauty~ I am..."

"Ah—" With a loud cry, Zhang Fafa was picked up by Bai Zihan. He was so short that his feet were even hanging in the air.

"I hate people saying I'm a woman!" Bai Zihan said angrily, glaring at Zhang Fafa.

"Good man... good man, spare me...cough cough cough." Zhang Fafa hurriedly begged for mercy, he was almost out of breath.

The others were frightened by Bai Zihan's move.Liszt thought to himself, damn it, it's a good thing he didn't say that Bai Zihan was beautiful yesterday, otherwise he would be the one who hit the gun.

However, Bai Zihan didn't use much force, and as soon as he let go, he sent Zhang Fafa back to the ground.Zhang Fafa's feet landed on the ground, and he took a few quick breaths, my God, beauty is hard to mess with...

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It turned out that the three people from the Central Crime Bureau were all ruthless characters.Zhang Fafa's name sounds harmless to humans and animals.In fact, his ancestors robbed graves with humans when they first became spirits.Burrowing and digging is his forte, few in the Rat Clan can match it.

The lairs of the demons are often underground. To attack the stronghold of the demons, Zhang Fafa's ability just comes in handy.

Xiong Qi was smart since he was a child, coupled with good family conditions, he graduated from a prestigious school with excellent grades all the way to study abroad.He has mastered a variety of high-tech means and can use them in combination with a variety of sorcery. He is currently the most powerful criminal investigator in the Central Case Bureau.

And Wu Xiaolu's father has rich experience, owns Wu Xiaolu version 2.0, not only can manipulate human minds, but also can control middle and low level monsters with ease.

So... After listening to Shan Zeng's introduction, Liszt smiled dryly and said to Shan Zeng: "Why do I think you are the most ordinary."

Before Shan Zeng could say anything, Xiong Qi said: "Director Li, you are an amateur. What our investigators of the Central Crime Bureau need most is comprehensive development. Captain Shan is a rare comprehensive development in our bureau. He is very powerful in all aspects, and we all admire him."

Zhang Fafa hastily echoed, "Yes, yes." The eldest brother must not be looked down upon by his sister-in-law.

Even Wu Yanzhang said, "Shan Zeng is indeed a talent in our bureau."

"Oh." Liszt scratched his head and just said something careless. He didn't expect Shan Zeng's colleagues to defend him so much.

Everyone discussed the next action.When Shan Zeng was talking about Wu Xiaolu's relationship with the demons, Liszt couldn't help secretly observing Wu Yanzhang's expression, but he didn't expect him to show any obvious emotions.

When Liszt felt a little strange, Wu Yanzhang seemed to have noticed his doubts, and he said: "The bureau has already said these things when they sent us down."

But Liszt still felt that Wu Yanzhang was too calm, which didn't fit his personality no matter what.

In the end, the result of everyone's discussion came out. Liszt took Wu Yanzhang to Wu Xiaolu's side, while Shan Zeng took Zhang Fafa and Xiong Qi to investigate the demon's lair.

From the bottom of his heart, Liszt didn't want to be separated from Shan Zeng, but the other three didn't know the situation in the county, so they could only arrange it like this.

Wu Yanzhang asked Liszt to find a place to ask Wu Xiaolu out, and did not intend to go to his house.This Liszt agrees quite a bit, after all, even Liszt's family has demon surveillance objects, let alone Wu Xiaolu.

After making an appointment with Wu Xiaolu, Liszt and Wu Yanzhang went out first.

During this period of time, Shan Zeng studied many topographic maps of the county, and together with Zhang Yunbao's testimony, Liszt guessed that the demon's lair was in Zhang Yunbao's hometown, in a deep valley beside Huyang Town.

Deforestation in that area was severe in the early years. Although a lot of vegetation has been restored in recent years, there are still a lot of torrents and mudslides when it rains, and rocks can't stop falling down even in normal times.So people who live around will not run there if they have nothing to do.

There are serious mudslides in the valley, but there are dense forests on both sides of the valley, and I heard that there are many poisonous insects, snakes and ants, and most people would not risk their lives to go to that place.

So that just provided an excellent location for the Mozu people to build their lairs.

The three of Shan Zeng packed up their things and were ready to go.

Bai Zihan stopped Shan Zeng, "Wait, I'm going too!"

Shan Zeng knew that Bai Zihan was impulsive, and he was still skeptical about Bai Zihan's ability. Shan Zeng said to him, "No, I'm afraid it will be exposed if there are too many people."

"Is it more than me?" Bai Zihan pointed to Xiong Qi and said, "He is so big that he is worth the two of us, why can he go and I can't?"

Xiong Qi, who was named by Bai Zihan, lowered his head unconsciously.

Shan Zeng's attitude was very firm, "Without Xiong Qi, our investigation mission would not be possible. If your purpose is to save Elder Bai Que, please be patient."

Bai Zihan probably knew that it was impossible to rescue Bai Que with his own ability, but he still wanted to do his part. He took out a small jade token from his pocket and handed it to Shan Zeng, saying, "This jade token can Perceive the position of Bai Que, the closer you are, the stronger the light he emits, you can use it."

The jade plaque was exquisitely carved, and it looked expensive at first glance. Shan Zeng put the jade plaque in his pocket and said, "Thank you."

Bai Zihan didn't say anything, but told Shan Zeng that he must keep the jade token well.