Memoirs of a Kangaroo Unemployed

In Bai Zihan's narration, Shan Zeng and Liszt knew.It turned out that after Bai Que was condemned by God hundreds of years ago, he was on the verge of life and death. He realized that in the first half of his life, he pursued too much immortality, so that he planted evil causes and was framed by others.

However, Bai Que did save many lives, so when Bai Que's soul wandered to the underworld, the Hades of the underworld personally showed him the fate of the second half of his life in the world. Successfully becoming a fairy depends on his good fortune.

Bai Que explained to Bai Zihan all the things that will happen in the near future to Bai Zihan, which is why Bai Zihan recognized Shan Zeng and Liszt.

The fact that Bai Que was taken away by the demons this time was indeed related to what Zhang Yuanbao called "the saint of the demon world".Although the details of the rebirth of the "Saintess of the Demon Realm" are unknown, they do require Elder Bai Que's thousand-year cultivation to complete.

Liszt asked Bai Zihan, "Does Elder Bai Que know that he is going to be captured by the demons?"

Bai Zihan replied: "He knows that this is Bai Que's fate. He passed on the thousand-year-old skill to me just to prevent it from happening."

"But... isn't Elder Bai Que acting against the sky?" This is not the way it should be, Liszt was a little worried.

Bai Zihan said displeasedly: "What is obedience to fate, Bai Que and I are just doing what we should do for ourselves."

Liszt felt that the development of the matter was beyond his comprehension, so he said: "Since your seven-level skill can deal with the demons, wouldn't it be over if he just didn't follow the demons?"

Bai Zihan looked disgusted at Liszt, "Without Bai Que and our cooperation, would you have the ability to wipe out the demons?"

Liszt subconsciously thought that Elder Bai Que was only for himself, but he didn't expect that he was narrow-minded, "Uh... so Elder Bai Que planned this."

Shan Zeng thought, Bai Zihan has a straight personality, and when talking about Bai Que, he doesn't have the respectful attitude that Ye Qianrong showed.It doesn't look like a monster who has been cultivated by Bai Que little by little. When talking about Bai Que, his words are more like talking about his peers.

Maybe Bai Zihan's nature is like this, after all, according to Ye Qianrong, when Bai Zihan was still a loquat tree, Bai Que cherished him very much.Now that Bai Que is willing to donate his seven success powers, it seems that the relationship between the two is not simple.

"So do you agree or not?" Bai Zihan said impatiently.

Liszt didn't know how to answer, "...this."

Bai Que was kidnapped by the demons, no matter what the inducement was, it was related to the demons, and it was Shan Zeng's responsibility to solve it.

But without 100% certainty, Shan Zeng would not agree to it, so Shan Zeng said: "People from the Central Crime Bureau will arrive tomorrow. To be safe, let's wait for everyone to arrive first."

Although Bai Zihan was very reluctant, but Bai Que told him to be with Shan Zeng and Liszt, so he had no choice but to agree.

Bai Zihan not only overturned Liszt's understanding of handsome men, but also his understanding of the dryads... Although Liszt didn't know many dryads, whether it was Xu Huamujiang or Ye Qianrong's family, they all brought a lot of love. With a temperament that is indifferent to the world.

As for Bai Zihan, his appearance does not match his temperament, and his name is also extremely inconsistent with his personality. Even if he has a bad temper, he is also extremely picky.

Liszt was preparing lunch in the kitchen when Bai Zihan walked in suddenly and asked what he had for lunch.

I remember that dryads usually rely on photosynthesis to replenish energy. If they want to eat, they need to drink fertilizer.

Before Xu Hua left, there was still a little fertilizer for planting flowers. Liszt took out the fertilizer from the corner, handed it to Bai Zihan, and said, "You take it to the club yourself."

Bai Zihan held the fertilizer, but his face was full of disbelief. He opened the bag and said with disgust, "You asked me to drink this? What the hell?"

Liszt, who was cooking, turned his head and said, "Don't look at the ugly color, this fertilizer is imported, and the dryad who lived in my house liked it very much."

Bai Zihan couldn't believe it, he said loudly to Liszt: "Fertilizer? What do you think of me? Feed me fertilizer?!"

"Huh? Don't you eat fertilizer?" Liszt stopped what he was doing, "Then what do you want to eat?"

Bai Zihan looked at Liszt with the eyes of a fool, "The food is the same as you guys."

What?This Bai Zihan is really unusual, doesn't he even eat fertilizer?Liszt felt that his three views had been completely subverted.

And Bai Zihan, who knew from Liszt that the dryads feed on the "fertilizer" in his hand, felt that his three views were subverted even more, okay?

"Hey." Liszt was already immune to Bai Zihan's beauty, looked at him with the eyes of a child and said, "You are still young, but hasn't Bai Que taught you before?"

"Still young?" Bai Zihan sneered and said, "I'm almost a thousand years old."

"What the hell." Li Si smiled and brought the dishes to the dining table, "Just brag about it."

"You don't believe me?" Bai Zihan found a chair and sat down.

Liszt replied: "Only fools believe it."

Liszt then brought out all the dishes from the stove and called Shan Zeng over for dinner.

Shan Zeng pulled out his chair and sat down at the table, Liszt asked him, "How is Zhang Yunbao doing?"

Shan Zeng replied: "I tried to lose a little spiritual power to him, but it didn't work."

Liszt: "Oh."

Shan Zeng knew that dryads never ate ordinary food. For them, many ingredients in human food were not easy to digest.When Shan Zeng saw Bai Zihan eating at the same table as himself, he was a little surprised, "Won't you feel uncomfortable eating these?"

Liszt interjected, "I told him all about it, and he wants to eat these with us."

The dishes cooked by Liszt were indeed delicious, and Bai Zihan took a few mouthfuls before saying, "I've always eaten these before."

Cypress cold loquat period?Liszt and Shan Zeng looked at each other suspiciously, not knowing why.

Except for the thousand-year-old dryad like Bai Que who doesn't need any food, the other dryads eat plant fertilizers.Only in recent years, the dryad world has begun to praise the eating habit of drinking nutrient solution.

And when there was no nutrient solution in the early years, many dryads also ate homemade nutritional products. Although this kind of ancient taste is rarely seen in recent years, Shan Zeng has never heard of normal dryads eating human things. this kind of thing.

But since Bai Zihan was so sure that he wanted to eat these, Shan Zeng and Liszt couldn't say anything, so let him eat.

Then, like a wolf, Bai Zihan, who had a great appetite, swept away almost all the braised pork and more than half of the fried potato chips in a few minutes.

Liszt looked at this scene, and communicated with Shan Zeng uneasily with his eyes: "Fuck me, he won't be spoiled like this, right?"

Shan Zenghui: Leave him alone.

Sure enough, before Shan Zeng finished washing the dishes, Bai Zihan, who had a terrible stomachache, had already gone to the toilet three times. He clutched his stomach and came out of the toilet with a pale face.

Liszt, who was leaning on the sofa to digest his food, laughed at him: "Don't listen to me, your stomach hurts."

Although Bai Zihan complained endlessly due to the pain in his stomach, he still refused to admit that it was because of the food he ate, and even blamed Liszt, "Your food must be because you didn't wash it clean."

Hearing this, Liszt was not happy, "Hey! It's obviously because you shouldn't eat vegetables, okay? Little brat figure it out."

The weak-faced Bai Zihan was a little annoyed, "I told you I'm going to be a thousand years old, you're the brat."

"Cut, you're talking nonsense again, look at your temper, do you look like a thousand-year-old demon?"

"It's fine if you don't believe me." Bai Zihan sat down with a grim expression.

Bai Zihan felt that he couldn't get angry, so he said to Liszt after a while: "I hate people saying that I have a bad temper!"

Oh, why don't you let people talk about your bad temper? !What kind of logic, forget it... Liszt closed his eyes and planned to squint for a while without the common sense of a child.

"Wait! Are you thinking about my bad temper again?" Bai Zihan yelled at Liszt with a ferocious face.

Liszt was very speechless, leaned on the sofa and turned over directly, with his back to Bai Zihan.

"I... hiss..." Bai Zihan, who was about to have an attack just now, felt a pain in his stomach again, so he had to run to the toilet again.

After Shan Zeng finished washing the dishes, he happened to hear Bai Zihan yelling at Liszt. He sat down beside Liszt and asked, "What's wrong with him?"

Liszt sat up angrily and said, "Bai Zihan is sick!"

It was the first time that Shan Zeng heard Liszt describe others like this, and he couldn't help feeling a little funny. He stroked the hair next to Liszt's ear and said, "Did he make you angry?"

Liszt was very wronged, "He always said that he was almost a thousand years old, and I was not allowed to refute. I said he had a bad temper, but he wouldn't let me say it!"

The conflict between Liszt and Bai Zihan was like a child's conflict, naive but difficult to resolve.

But Shan Zeng, like Liszt, thinks that Bai Zihan is very strange.As a dryad, he still wants to eat. He has just transformed into a form but says he will be a thousand years old.

Bai Zihan stretched several times, until his stomach collapsed until he stopped, and finally he collapsed on the sofa and gasped for breath.

Liszt, who couldn't see it, poured a glass of water and handed it to him.He said, "Drink some water."

Bai Zihan pursed his lips, and took the cup that Liszt handed over.

Eyeballs turned to the ground, "Thank you."

"Hey...don't eat vegetables in the future, you dryads really can only drink nutrient solution...or if you don't like it, just soak some chemical fertilizers."

"Oh……"